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What's the worst worsest godawful piece of shit game you've played and why?
Hard mode: no indies.
For me it's TES IV, and anyone who disagrees is a stupid faggot or Todd Howard. Fuck Oblivion and fuck Todd Howard.
I've been living in your attic for the past year. Now stop blushing and wipe that drool off the corner of your mouth.
>he likes one dimensional menus for consolebabbies who can't into 2D inventory grids
I remember playing Ghost Warrior 3 years ago and it was alright better than their previous but the multiplayer was dreadful with quite bad net code making guns feel like shit to aim and fire.
Anyway I was buying vidya and accidentally bought it again so one of you lucky anons get to experience the singleplayer and if your lucky the multiplayer too. Enjoy :)
It was "okay". Compared to Skyrim it's a lot better.
>Guilty Gear Strive censors mention of Taiwan and other countries
>Factorio developer attacked by SJWs after he refuses to denounce man whose programming advice he linked and denounces cancel culture
>Voice Actress Ai Kayano's lines removed from Arknights after Chinese people object to her visiting Yasukuni Shrine
>Five Nights at Frieddy's developer Scott Cawthon retires after SJWs and game journalists attack him for donating to Republican politicians
>Quinton Flynn Replaced as Kael’thas Voice Actor in WoW; Despite Judge Ruling Sexual Misconduct Allegations Came from Obsessive Stalker
>A petition to deplatform once cancelled game "Six Days In Fallujah" started by Hala Alsalman receives game industry developer and figure support; gets stealthily updated
Good fucking lord, this is awful.
Somebody please put this card game out of it's fucking misery already.
I refuse to believe this is real.
>Curtains Down irl
Great job, 47. The money will be wired to your account shortly.
Caligula Effect 2, finishing the second dungeon, good game.
Places to see if SMT V is getting leaked today.
He only knocked them together because the guy told him
Some miscellaneous shit out of my backlog. Kingdoms and Castles, For the King, Noita. In retrospect I might like medieval fantasy more than science fiction, judging by how many city sims and RPGs I have compared to space shooters and strategy games. I think fantasy requires more focus on style and aesthetics whereas science fiction lets designers really fall into "over-design" pitfall, like everything just starts looking muddled and confusing. Older science fiction games have much better design usually because of their graphical limitations (System Shock 1/2, Homeworld, Quake).
Nothing right now though I usually fall asleep to really laid back let's play videos or ASMR. I've heard that's bad for your sleep.
Does Morrowind count? Sometimes I just open up a random page on the uesp and start reading about quests and game details and shit.
Didn't eat much today. Had a sandwich for lunch and some chips when I got home, no real dinner to speak of.
Water and coffee.
I did a few days ago.
sniper elite v2
i watched the butterfly effect,dark city and the man from earth. Will watch source code,limitless,dune,lars and the real girl
metroid dread im not having fun
white zombie it's awful
Or should I say "cozzzy"?. There hasn't been a draw thread since zchan, so let's change that.
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I suggest you draw my request >>85720 before I shit your fuck
but /b/-tan should be a siamese watermelon grill with watermelon bazoogers
/r/ing vita-tan sitting on an anon's lap while they're on a couch having a comfy, fun time together
or on his face
maybe with her wearing a hoodie and nothing else (or only panties)
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What a wonderful bottom.
I wrote this a couple months ago when I played the Back 4 Blood beta. I had meant to clean it up and go into more detail, but I doubt the game will deserve the effort. I’ll just post what I have now and people can ask me more about what I remember from the beta or share their own experiences.
I recently played the Back 4 Blood beta with some friends and it was one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had. I wanted to rant about it and the topic came up in the QTDDTOTT so here we are. The game will be releasing on October 12th, but I doubt the devs will be able to fix the underlying problems with it in time for release. It might have an initial surge of popularity, but there’s no way the game will have a lasting player base.
Broadly speaking, B4B is a 4-player co-op horde shooter FPS that takes a lot of inspiration from Left 4 Dead. B4B is developed by Turtle Rock Studios, whom you may remember as developing the 2015 opus Evolve, a game famous for misunderstanding the dynamic of the Tank fights in Left 4 Dead and its shill campaigns destroyed by monster porn. B4B has been marketing as “from the makers of Left 4 Dead,” but that isn’t really true since L4D was made by a small team of Valve employees who later went on to form Turtle Rock, and Turtle Rock is now an independent mid-sized studio. I also believe that none of the original L4D team works at Turtle Rock, but I haven’t confirmed that and I don’t care enough to go dig
For what it's worth I'm sorry I couldn't get it working on SSE. I'm not really experienced at setting up gamenights and I kind of thrust myself into a situation regardless since I thought I might have been able to help.
I have the full game, played it for about 10 days, and I'll report on it here, feel free to make fun of me but I'd still like to get the info out there. To be fair they did fix a lot of the issues that were obvious in the beta and mentioned in the OP, like melee being worthless. The remaining problem is that holy shit this game is bloated. Most of the people I play with wish the cards just weren't in the game at all. It's apparent that playing the higher difficulties is gated not by skill, but by building an ebin deck that gates you into using only a few specific items effectively for a run. They don't even start you with enough cards for a full deck and they don't synergize with each other. There are way too many of these fucking cards and the effectiveness disparity is laughable. I've built a deck that allows me to one shot the tough special zombies with a fire axe easily for example, and a sniper deck that allows me to shred boss monsters, but this hinges on you getting good items like the aforementioned fire axe and the bolt-action sniper which is clearly the best sniper in the game. Meanwhile SMGs are questionably usable on any difficulty higher than the easiest even with cards to support them and most of the shotguns are shit, one of them being completely unusable. Just to give an example of a few of these cards:
>melee insanely fast and efficiently but you can no longer ADS
>give your team an extra healing
Oh yeah there's also Jim, the hunter, he takes the middle ground between Walker and Hoffman with the occasionally funny friendly fire insult, but still has nothing interesting about his character other than quaint rural Pennsylvania-isms like "yins." There is a bizarre and huge disparity between the character backstories. Some characters like Hoffman go on about their backstory/memories for an entire mission and others don't have any dialogue other than their callouts. Seems like it was rushed or "buy the DLC to find out, goyim."
The most important thing is that you tried to do something new instead of being a nigger and trying to destabilize the board. At some point in my copious free time I may put on my hackerman hat and try to get it working because I would love to play this with anons (and not steamfags who no doubt suck Mark's jewcy hole) at some point.
Just like host multiple servers bro.
>on the next difficulty you have to play 2 or even 3 missions consecutively before you get a starting point. This leads to obviously frustrating shit where the AI draws some bullshit card on the last mission before a checkpoint and everyone washes out of the run.
That's unbelievably bad.
Most of the weird games I've played have been rpgmaker games. been looking for more 3D games that are similar to Kanoguti's lineup. I thought that their weird software suite was really interesting. I feel like vidya is lacking in absurd games but it's understandable since it's a niche genre and most people don't want to play walking sim. Have you played any weird games recently, anon?
A website dedicated to reviving the creation of "postcardware" games (which are really just absurd games)
>Salt World Forums
Dead forum that dates back to 2009 and earlier, has an archive of weird games and animations.
freegames is a collective that works to archive and find obscure vidya.
Would someone be willing to give more pointers on where to find obscure vidya?
Let's stick to completed games for now. We can add an "Extras" section later.
I'd rather we judge games by weirdness rather than who they appeal to.
>judging a game by its fanbase and not on its own merits
Fuck off with that hipster shit
Content-wise, absolutely not. Trannies also latched onto Yume Nikki and I don't see you demanding it be removed from weird game lists.
> and not on its own merits
Does it have any?
Post or ask for lists of good vidya
Hutt hands wrote these posts.
Poodoo! We've been found out!
Hutts hate the sith just as much as jedi. Unless of course you're trying to insinuate they are trying to play both sides.
All force users are scum of a certain level but at least Sith are honest about their intent and don't try to deny their humanity.
I'm pretty sure Lucas intended the Jedi to look if not corrupt then at least a little bit backwards and set in their ways. The Republic as well.
Jedi Internet Defence Force detected.
City of Heroes/Villains lets you create the ultimate edge lord and do supervillain things. Fan servers exist if you want to try it out, but if you're on Linux, Homecoming is the only one that seems to work (through Lutris) at the moment.
You anons are alright. Don't log onto Movie Battles 2 or The Old Republic tomorrow.
A thread for the organization and development of a VN with minor puzzle/adventure game elements starring Libbie the Cyber Oryx. Some people in the other Libbie thread (>>13354) had thought it would be fun to make our own game with her, since she's an open source character. A bit of rudimentary planning later, and here we are.
>what will the game be like?
A simple, short puzzle/adventure game presented like a VN and inspired by old Flash adventure/"sim" games. We'll be working in Ren'py, and the game will mostly be slice-of-life comedy and light romance.
We have an artist, a writer, a fairly simple coding language, and a clear goal. I think our chances are pretty good, all things considered.
>what do you have so far?
Premise/character summary will be in the following posts.
>if anyone has ideas for T.T.'s character
What if and hear me out on this, T.T. was a tsundere tomboy all along and anon can claim her by doing the right things.
T.T. is the male model of Libbie, not the male (female) model.
Or that's what she would have us believe...
She's a tomboy baka so retarded she even thinks she's a dude like that one girl from the meat animay.
Day 3 script updated and complete
- Added scene 3.2.
- Completed scene 3.1 and 3.2.
- Fixed some typos in previous days. Changed minor wording.
- Completed scene 4.2.
I finally got around to adding the final scene. Now we wait for the artdevfag to implement it.
Never forget by posting your favorite videogame maps featuring this culture changing historical event.
>mfw manage to get the Red Alert 2 box with the plane flying straight for the twin towers
That box got cancelled later on.
What the hell is that 4th pic, topkek
I want to dick the wraith into a proper wife.
Who was the black guy in the suit who didn't exist and why is he relevant?
I've seen this webm a few times but never bothered to ask
2 weeks ago, the vita turned 9 years old. A fun little handheld that didn't reach its full potential due to so many terrible decisions. Fortunately homebrew development is still very active and will only get better. So without further ado:
And most importantly, are you still having fun?
Previous thread: https://archive.fo/KCwVC
Previous previous thread: https://archive.fo/SQqGF
Other previous threads: https://gitgud.io/8vitagen/hackpaste/raw/master/guides/vitagen_prevthreads.txt
First-time buyer's FAQ: https://pastebin.com/Xhz0ijN6
Upcoming game releases: https://www.handheldplayers.com/upcoming-games/upcoming-ps-vita-games-2019/
Recent game releases: https://www.handheldplayers.com/released-games/released-ps-vita-games-2019/
Game list (filterable): http://retailgames.net/playstation-vita/complete-list/
vita master race gets
OH MY GOD
Based job fsggoy
>he didn't sagebomb threads on page 12 to make number go up, he just called his shot and swung
90006 get :^)