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I have a geimu nook in my room with a CRT and old consoles. It just feels cozier than playing them on my monitor.
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>>308135
well it would be easier to understand if the nigger didn't change his IP. So basically
>whines about being distracted easily at the computer
<one guy tells him to not use jewtube  (main way how niggers get distracted on the computer) and gives an example of how he only uses HTML only browsers to filter nigger websites
>complains about no one conversing about jewtube and "every website is compromised"
???
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>>308133
Computers do more than emulate is the whole point. 
>>308136
You assumed jewtube and or normalfag sites are what is distracting me when I waste horus lurking this website after hours of work and then I also watch the the tv show for hours. 
Computers use:
>5 hours tv (Offline but used online software and data to set this up
>interwebery of sleepy, (window) shopping,  planning, looking up facts, porn, etc, several hours
>stricly business, 45 minutes
>also worked 8 hours
>have to sleep for at least 8
>8 + 8 + 45 minutes plus 3ish hours plus 5 = 22ish hours
>implying I'm going to use those last 2 hours on video games when people talk to me irl as I do not live alone 
>30 minutes go into cat
>45 minutes go into healthcare, hygiene, cooking, cleaning, etc
What time is even left? WHy not attack that 5 hours? Video games are hard work and I just blew my payload via working. 
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b4 complaints about the time/maths they are arbitrary numbers
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>>308152
>You assumed jewtube and or normalfag sites are what is distracting me when I waste horus lurking this website
so you spend hours on a 45 posts per day board, sure.
>I also watch the the tv show for hours.
>5 hours tv
I think your problem is not actually the computer and internet then.
>It ain't jewtube though, nor is it actual social media, though it be saved videos and imageboard(s)
So you rewatch the same fucking videos every day and you lurk altchans, which get like 20 posts per day on average.
Come on dude no one believes you. You either waste your entire day on youtube and 4chan, which can be solved by just downright disabling judaicscript like that other nigga said, or you need to slow down with the fucking tv shows, you cant watch 5 hours a day and then complain you have no time to play.
>What website isn't compromisied?
Again with the fucking compromised websites. Who the fuck is telling you anything about spyware and state surveillance nigger? We're talking about the websites that distract you. Are you some ultra paranoid street negro who's coping right now?
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>>308165
>in bed for 12 hours, sleeping restlessly while checking sleepy for new dialog 
>work 8 hours
>watch tv show for 5 while drinking beer and over eating
>anon loses his mind that I can lose 25 hours this way 
I played Tetris and Pinball for 15 minutes on my break anon will you plz calm down now anon I did it with zoomerarch so I could emulate while I emulate

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Exactly what the title reads. A large chunk of the process to selling the videogame to a public, at least in yore, was through visual media, advertisements. Regardless of how and what the game consisted of, there was and still is a small portion of the company working on creating visual hitpieces which will definitely sell the system/hardware/game, or at least inside their heads; whether that's true or not depends on whoever buys the game or not.

This thread is pretty much for visuals made to promote vidya and the like, but most specifically for the kind of "art" that leaves you  entirely dumbfounded, repulsed, disgusted or all of the former. To sum it up, the kind of garbage marketing divisions can push and get away with that would rather make you question what goes through their heads instead of whatever they're trying to sell (You), past, present and future. I'll start:
>attempt to sell a mouse-and-keyboard bundle for a console with the picture of an impoverished kid in a foster home
>former CEO then lead creative director have their bones crushed in full body horror display as they're brutally sucked into your new portable gaming device you've just unveiled this shit scarred my impressionable autistic early teenage mind, I genuinely thought Nintendo was going to commercialize demonic bodyblowjob devices which would bring about armageddon
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>>307791
The "Monster Attack" one isn't even as bad as the other ones, but the other ones...
Talk about low effort shit.
>>307791
Monster Attack, Tengai and Raw Danger are fine
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>>307796
Sure. Now go ahead and guess what game is each cover a localization of.
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Kinda the opposite of what OP's referring to, but on the subject of promo art, I was always captivated by the dreamlike airbrushed Lisa Frank-lite style used for cover/cab art in 1st-gen vidya back before in-game graphics really existed, especially juxtaposed against the generally abstract premises of such games.

Has anybody made something using modern 3D tech aiming for this look ingame?
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>>307802
There's a lot of really awesome art for old games. I always wish they would be remade with modern technology, so the games could actually look like the box art. Especially games with ambitious box art but the actual game had to be very simple because of the limitations.

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What's a game that you haven't played for a long time because you just look at the case/loading screen/shortcut icon and silently think about how much work it's going to be?
Is there a game you're currently avoiding because you're thinking of your task list you have in it?
What can you do about it?
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>>301662 (OP) 
Any survival shit a la Ark/Valheim made to be some grindy piece of shit with extremely non enjoyable gameplay is immediately a chore to play.
Gaycha/f2p/log in everyday for mandatory shit games. Dunno if these can even be called games, actually.
Also piss easy games you can blow through with no pushback. It's a bore and a chore and a half. Shit like "starjew oyvey" and "gaynimal crossdressing brokeback mountain edition". Surprisingly not something I felt when I played HM on snes/gbc weirdly enough 
Also yes, I know AC technically is a chore simulator but it's marketed as vidya, so not my problem.
>>301726
MH Rise with a 5x reward mod might be exactly what you're looking for other than the MR stuff.
It's so fast piss easy that hunts last 5-10 mins top, gathering animations are almost not present, and the offhand resource gathering mean you don't have to do much yourself. All with the bedazle and pretty confettis everywhere. And 5x rewards mean 2 hunts would usually be enough for a full set of whatever you want. Story is also shit. Easily mashed through and ignored.
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>>301803
>CLI RTS
Oh god.
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>>307667
>CLI TRS
Bueno.
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>Disgaea 2
>just need to collect another 400 specialists, then I can start working towards being able to do the postgame
>>307616
I want to play a game like Valheim, but Valheim is made so gay, no ore teleport, shitty inventory, boar taming AI is gay, the annoying grass sounds, a bunch of other shit I can't remember.
But I admit I had some good fun while tripping on lsd and playing with a buddy years ago.

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Why is Miyamoto so obsessed with remaking Star Fox 64? This is like the third time they've done this
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>>308016
Why're you judging some random crap I found on e621?
Do you not have anything better to do than judge some Krystal images today?
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>>308023
And another thing *yore ugleh* 
*she's a fox, complaining about "hair" is retarded m8*
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>>308024
Look at the post I'm responding to dumb nigger
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>>308025
yeah that's my post you fuckin' retard. I'm the guy who wants to bang Krystal.
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>>308027
OK you're retarded

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Are there any libre card games?

I don't mean gambling games (like Poker) or even those that can be played with a standard deck (like дура́к) I mean something like Magic the Gathering or Coup or any of these... let's say "specialized deck" type of games. You know, the sort with cute girls and autistic mechanics. It could be a Trading Card Game, but I'm not hopeful any of those got a free implementation since their entire point is to milk players for money, and I want something I can host on my server to play with friends. Could be 1v1 or any sort of group matches.

If there are none, I'm also taking suggestions for something I can implement myself. The only constraint I want is a reasonably limited set of cards because I don't want to have to put 1000 different cards with different behavior in one game, so pretty much every TCG is out of the question.
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There's Cockatrice, a card game engine that can have any arbitrary data loaded into it. But I don't know about any distinct games that aren't proprietary.
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>>307789
Because there's too many absurdly specific little rules and subsystems to keep track of.

Like, I can theoretically imagine playing a tabletop version of picrel, but it would be an awful lot of work.

And yes, I realize what OP is actually asking for is libre gachashit.
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>>307789
Printed cardboard is deceptively expensive.
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>>307776 (OP) 
There is a libre implementation of Magic The Gathering (Forge) with every card ever printed and online multiplayer
It even has an oldschool rpg mode, though sadly that mode is built on the mobile version of the UI.

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Is anyone else on the Tomodachi Life boat right now? I recently pirated acquired this game and have been killing lots of time customizing the island to perfection. I am curious if anyone else has been doing the same. 

>What is Tomodachi Life?
Think the Sims mixed with the publisher of Animal Crossing. There was a new one just released on the Switch. It's been making some decent waves as of late, and a lot of JP artists have noticeably been killing more time customizing their islands than drawing real art. Make of this as you will.

I'll post some of the progress I've made so far. You can probably get the theme I'm going with.
Feel free to post screenshots of your own island and residents
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>>307623
Now add the fuckables fairies
>>307623
Vry kawaii
>>307165 (OP) 
Playing it right now.
The game is fun.
About the "non binary" poz i would say this: This shit needs to be called out, but, i am glad you can at least avoid it and make your island without any single nigger or faggot.
I hope they are going ti add more content and features with updates.
>>307182
>That's cool and all, but the game seems even more plain and restrictive than the one on the 3DS, at least when it comes to character interaction.
I agree.
There's lot of stuff to customize, but once you do that, the character interaction is really lacking.
It's like, lots on content on the customization side, and just not enough in the actual game.
Kinda disappointing.
Needed way more activities and interactions.

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I didn't care much for portable video gaming as a kid, I had one of those bootleg Brick Game things, which I liked, and eventually got a GBA with a few cartridges for it, though I didn't enjoy the dark screen all that much, so I barely played it compared to my home consoles. I play mostly on handhelds nowadays though, the busy days with little time to play, mixed in with the comfort of being able to play while I lay down in bed, has really won me over recently. It's crazy how many are coming out nowadays, since Nintendo struck gold with the Switch.

How do you feel about playing on the go? What about playing in bed comfortably? Do you have a bunch of handhelds or just a few? What are your favorites from the ones you do own and how would you rate them in general? It'd be cool to have a thread where we can share this.
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Lately I've been addicted to playing on my Xperia Play.
It's so small and cute yet comfortable to hold, and the screen is amazing. I've been playing Aria of Sorrow on it.
A PSP GO would probably be better, but they're too expensive and I had this lying around.
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>>305432
Not sure if you've heard, but there's a new fork of NSX2 which enables custom Turnips. I obviously can't test for your RP5, but it might help in the games you were after / iron out performance.
>>306372
>Xperia Play
I always wondered, how powerful are actually those things?
What can you emulate on it?
There's a new version of NetherSX2, called NetherSX2 turnip

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=zCbn1hhzJRE

I tried it on my Retroid pocket 5 and noticed huge improvements on many games but unfortunately it seems unstable.
Good news is that they are still working on it, and the potential is there. 
https://github.com/nckstwrt/NetherSX2-Turnip/releases
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>>306372
>a phone that reminds you of PSP
Why not go for a more modern take on that then, anon?

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Let's have a Silent Hill thread. I've finished the first three Team Silent games now.
Did they really have to kill Harry? Bastards... It's not fair.
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>>302057
Can you truly blame him?
>>302057
>lady
That is not a lady, that is a female slut.
>>302339
It's still better to have less input lag and less sound glitches in general. The only downside is you cannot just run shaders like you would on Retroarch.
And yes I know the pc ports just interp it so the animations are fucked but at least for sh2 it works well outside of that not so much other old console titles.
>>294257
Necrobump, file is too large and I don't want to resize.
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SLEEPY STATION #8 OUT NOW
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SLEEPY STATION #9 COOKING ITT
Planned release date: Q1 2025

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>>309898
Did you try the template in the OP? Start there and watch the videos in the first post, they will make things much easier for you.
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>>309921
I just meant my imagination doesn't match how I envisioned the page to come out.
Where are you guys sharing the sla files?
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>>309921
Also, thanks for checking this thread even though it's autosaged.
>>309995
>I just meant my imagination doesn't match how I envisioned the page to come out.
That's okay. With time and experience you'll get better at realizing your visions.
The PDFs look good by the way, could use a few tweaks but nothing major. Good job.
>Where are you guys sharing the sla files?
Put your SLA + fonts + images into one ZIP archive and upload it to Catbox: https://catbox.moe/
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>>310096

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ARGH ARGH ARGH

>What the fuck is this?
XPiratez is a total conversion for X-COM about naked musclegirls, stealing shit, kidnapping people and getting dogs killed. Also liberating the world from the dead hand of the Star Gods, but details.
>What the FUCK is this?
It's effectively a whole new squad tactics game in the OpenXcom engine. Forget (almost) everything you know about X-COM because every mechanic has been upgraded, tweaked or replaced in some way. You're sleazy pirates who know almost nothing about the fucked-up world of XPiratez, so taking enemies alive is much more important, the tech tree is massive and damn near anything can and will show up at some point. Lordfag is frankly insane for doing this but godspeed. Screen sharing is handled with noVNC on a dedicated server and chat is a cytube room, so all you need is a relatively recent browser to get started. Just show up and you'll be assigned a gal/catgirl/peasant and maybe a dog or two to pilot.

Everyone else is also free to do the usual ad-hoc emulator netplay fuckaround threads have been known for.

GAMES USUALLY START AT 5PM UTC ON FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
TO JOIN VISIT https://cytu.be/r/secritxcomcoop WHILE A GAME IS RUNNING

HOW TO INTO PIRATEZ
>Read this, it's outdated but still gives you the gist of what makes Piratez unique: https://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=Strategy_(Piratez)
>no seriously, read it
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>>305359
Wait until you see the XEC's AP laser
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oi hostfag if you still use this thread;
add
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To my mod rules file to turn the Operatives blue and the Coordinators orange
coming back at you with another change to the mod
add
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to be absolutely 100% clear this goes under the 
manufacture:
section in the code. Doesn't matter where in it, it just has to be in there.

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