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Putin's given us the boot! Read about it here: https://zzzchan.xyz/news.html#66208b6a8fca3aefee4bf211


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++What's this all about?++
Detective Conan is a game where one of us declares himself the Conan and takes a ragtag team of six goblins assembled by anons into an online competitive murder mystery simulator.
To quote one of Showdown's mods...
>@MacChaeger: None of these people are youtubers
>@MacChaeger: They impersonate verlis to to gain notoriety and attract new members
>@MacChaeger: These people regularly trick others into getting locked
>@MacChaeger: this is the single most toxic group of players on PS

++How does it work?++
After the current Conan calls "new Conan", the first anon to claim the title is our Conan. He uses the first six legal Pokémon suggested after his claim as his team. Conan can also call "new team" when the old one became stale (rule of thumb: 40-60 minutes). Conan plays in ++National Dex++ unless specified otherwise.
Absolutely no experience is necessary and everything is done in-browser.

1. Conan can't forfeit, intentionally throw a match, or timer stall.
2. Conan may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
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>look up sir "have you taken the brown pill yet mateys" on youtube to see if I can find some voice synth of the pasta
>find a stream vod of piris instead
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That's a wagon vod, not a piris vod.
t. vod expert

Take a niggersby.
It'd be pretty funny if I got 1 more haha.
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Is fullderp really dead?

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>Sony shows first look at Gravity Rush movie

The TL;DR of it is that Sony is developing a new type of technology, along with Epic Games, that will be used for the purposes of what is essentially "virtual filmmaking". They're advertising it's use primarily with movies and television, showcasing some test footage from the upcoming Gravity Rush movie, but the technology looks also to be used for the purposes of game development, as evidenced by the footage from the yet-to-be-announced upcoming Patapon game.
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Rekieta interviewed a guy who did mid level work on it once. According to him it was as bad as it was because some executive saw another movie based on Journey to the West was coming out, didn't realize it's a really old public domain work, and thus ordered emergency rewrites... right in time for a writer's strike. Said executive's response was to do the rewrites himself.
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They learned how to give their friends jobs.
This is all it is, Soyny execs giving dead IPs to their hack friends so they can have work.
I actually liked it despite being shit.
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How is this any different from how they made Shrek or Toy Story?
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>What is it?
Surely you know by now.
>When is it?
That I cannot say.
>Then why'd you make this at all?
To remind you.

As for streaming, once again there have been rumblings but nothing is concrete. I understand the fatigue more than anyone, so it's entirely understandable for there to be a break this year and am perfectly fine with just a celebratory thread. But, if you are mad enough to stream, you will have access to the cytube room I set up if you so wish to use it. It has emotes, CSS, and (probably) moderators. I'll also see if I have any of my OBS scenes backed up so I can share those.

In other news, Sullen Boku Girls Alliance, a spinoff game written by the original author and featuring our darling protagonist, is still not out yet even though it supposedly entered the final stage of development at the end of 2022. The demo, in any case, may be interesting to play to see how much FP has grown as writer and artist since her 2015 debut.
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>yfw you realize Aubrey being made into a boy in Retuned means there's now /ss/shotajiji implications.
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Hello? I desire to fuck Teagan, thank you.
No fuck that I want girl Aubrey so that Alto comes home to learn that she's being married off to a prodigy wizard shota, who then gets /ss/'d by the two of them.
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Aubrey is a doormat, there's no way she'd take charge or be on top in a sexual way.
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Which is why Alto encourages her to join in.

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Because you've made some upgrades since last time, right anon?
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roaches are difficult to get rid of, you might want to get some liquid bait before it becomes out of control.
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Because I'm broke, nigga, what did you think? Look at the quality of the photo, does it look like I'm some cryptoking or something?
only 3 pieces of furniture in that picture are actually Ikea
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Unless it's one of those kinds that can burrow through wood and shit, never leave food out anywhere they could get it and clean your house regularly and they'll leave. You could also bring some spiders in they are friendly.
Postal 2 was a Great game

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>#8/agdg/ via irc.rizon.net
>https://matrix.to/#/+agdg:matrix.org via matrix programs
>Dev resources: http://8agdg.wikidot.com/resources
>Wiki: http://8agdg.wikidot.com/
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>engine dev
I wish (or maybe not, I'd never finish anything), I just added parallax mapping. Right now it's probably too expensive for realtime usage anyway.
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>Right now it's probably too expensive for realtime usage anyway.
Have you profiled it? If you keep writing shaders I recommend getting good with renderdoc or another profiler.
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Not really, I'm just playing around with malt. It's not really a real time engine to begin with (for starters, it implements AA by drawing the scene multiple times with a little offset then averaging the images, uses depth peeling for transparent surfaces, and none of its code is particularly optimized).
Also I'd like renderdoc better if it's maintainer wouldn't be that wimpy moralfaggot.
Before the new levels and characters, I'll release an update based on feedback and accessability.
Being able to play as the kid is something people wanted, even if this feature is still limited and flawed.
(I think a few people will hate me)

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To my knowledge there hasn't ever been a dedicated SC thread on ZZZ/v/ since its inception, so here it is.

Saving up that retirement money for the next LTI Kraken sale?
Enjoying the view from your Connie Phoenix in Orbit around Crusader while nearby players/NPCs do the 30k fusion dance?
Looking at the ground while navigating Lorville during a Free fly event/Citizencon/etc. to avoid your overclocked Threadripper's open loop water cooling pipes from attaining excessive pressure and crashing the game?
Laughing at non-believers who cannot see the wisdom behind the new beam-based shipbreaking mechanics?
Excited for the inevitable announcement of Persistent Entity Streaming 2.0: Finitely Intelligent Financial Acknowledgement, whose pipelines once built and refactored will usher in a new age of more immersive Quantas capable of willfully scamming you out of in-game credits in addition to the real-life cash you already dumped into Chris' Cayman Isles Bank Accounts?
Then this is the bread 4U.
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After more than a decade? It's a scam. Most of the expenses were going to Roberts and his family through shell companies, last I heard. When the whales die off and the money dries up they'll just file for Chapter 7 and live off of the decades of money they've skimmed into offshore accounts that would take an apex finance jew to claw back, because if they were smart it would have been paid out as salary or other forms of compensation instead of yanked directly out of the merchant accounts.
>sequel where you could pilot a Jalthi or other Kilrathi starfighters in a glorious war against Terrans. 
Or any sequel where you can play as a pathfinder and ethnically cleanse the shitty normals.
>Too bad it's unintentional.
Chris once said that SC's AI at launch would be so advanced NPCs would be practically indistinguishable from Players, clearly it's all part of his master plan.
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Which jpeg wud u fug?
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Would it be theoretically possible to partially offload some part of Scam engine's workload to another server on a fibre LAN or same-host VM that would compute said workload and send the result to the other server in a manner similar to how a client would see it?
Say in Shekel Niggerzen there's a server consisting of 1 jpeg filled with 10 commandoes, then another jpeg carrying 5 boomers flies within the visible/game logic range of the first jpeg causing the serb to stutter and die because Scam coding practices.
Under a theoretical meshed server model the second jpeg's required game state data computed by the second serb so things like the jpeg's damage state, physics state, player location on the bridge which is visible to the players on the first' jpeg's bridge is sent to the server hosting the first jpeg and its faggot crew, this server then in turn sends any game state data the other serb needs with the end result that with a Jesus tech level LOD the amount of processor cycles and memory needed to complete a game state frame should be reduced per serb with information only relevant to an individual serb like the lemon party in jpeg 2's enclosed cargo bay not shown to any client or server who doesn't need to see it.
The clients should at most only see some level of mildly elevated latency of the other jpeg if at all given that this is meant to run on low latency high speed LAN 
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The New Vegas developers realized fairly late in development that they had written a quest about recruiting musical performers, but had already spent most of their music budget and couldn't afford any real songs for it. Their solution was to take three public domain "western" songs and one super cheap royalty free instrumental, write altered lyrics that reflect the game world, and have them performed by amateurs already on dev team (lead designer doing vocals and an environmental artist doing guitar). The results are some additions that round out the licensed music and avoid the problem of having the only music people listen to being 200+ years old.
The original Diablo was planned to be turn based for most of development. The decision was made to change it pretty late, and IIRC the dev team expected it to be really hard and take a ton of work. So they had asked for the release deadline to be pushed back and extra money, which both they got.
Then one of the lead devs sat down to play around with the implementation and got it done by himself in an afternoon lol. He did an interview about it with Ars Technica, I think. I will see if I can find it.
Found it: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=huPF3Gid7DE
Polite sage for double post. Ars Technica is run by fags but some of these interviews were interesting.

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Happy new year losers :)
Post your hopes for the new year and post your favorite games.
Also post you're waifu if you're so brave.
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>>230593 (OP) 
Happy new year fags! 
Me favorite gaems are deus ex 1, thief 1, edf 4.1 and 5, Age of Wonder 2: Shadow Magic, Morrowind, Gothic 1, Growlanser 4, Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth, Dragon's Dogma, Serious Sam: TSE, Fable 1, Alice 1, Rune, Monstir Huntir GU/World. Probably forgot something
I don't have specific waifu, I just like pretty animey girls.
For new year I hope kind hostmen host mor gaems, I am very dumb when it comes to pc, sorry won't host, though I am always happy to add +1 to fag count! Gamenoits are happy memories.
I wish Drogin DOgmi 2 is fun, EDF 6 is guaranteed fun, so no worries there. Since aynons talk real in this thread, I also wish I get real girl (virgin (lol)) this year, probably not because I am eternal wageslave with no time no health no appeal. I also got curse of being only creature able to continue bloodline, I wish I had sister who was happily married, so I could fap to animey girls forever in peace, what is this torment. VIDEOGAMES!11
Also hope we get good indie shite like last year, Against the Storm and Signalis are very gud. Huh, Signalis was 2022??7 Ah fuck I will go bald now!!
See you!
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Happy new year faggots!
My hope for the next year is to finally witness the death of Zog with kikes getting arrested, removed from any position of power, the money they stolen given back to the people, and normalfags finally awakening from the slumber.
As for vidya, i would be happy enough to see poz and invasive DRM die.
My hope is that obnoxious schizos either commit self-destruct or become sufficiently medicated to stop making half the webring unsuable.
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>EDF 6 is guaranteed fun
Fucking english PC release when? I hope this 5 year old pc can still handle it, or I'll have to upgrade again...
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Soon (tm), according to the Steam page. If you could handle 5, you should be able to play 6, as both released on the PS4 in Japan.

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As a special and humble gift, I'm giving away 100 dollars worth of Steam games divided into three (3) carefully selected, different tiers. The winners will be randomly picked from the pool of users attending tonight's Christmas Marathon hosted by >>>/vhs/ on the board owner's cytube channel https://cytu.be/r/OverlookTheater .

Everyone is welcome, all you need to do to be eligible is be there when we spin the wheel and hope you get picked, nothing more to it. It's just some free stuff but I hope this can make someone's Christmas at least a little bit better. Merry Christmas everyone, love you all.

This was kind of a spur of the moment thing and I did the banner and the cards in a haste and with extremely limited editing knowledge, please understand
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Happy New Year.
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Is that a real bunny?
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It is, he's very good at dancing.
Happy new year to yuropfags too, I guess. 2024 will be even worse
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>What is this?

>Extract the game's zip, drop the other downloads inside the game's root folder (killingfloor/)
>Launch Nick_name.exe to rename yourself
>Launch RUN_KF.exe on the game's root
>Multiplayer, Friends, right-click Add to Favourites, server's at
>Alternatively press the tilde key to open console and type in open

>Game: http://www.mediafire.com/file/djd70220dtnufw3
Either download the three following links here or download them from the server at dialup speed.
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Never played KF2, but I remember hearing they made a number of changes which seemed to be made specifically to piss on people who liked KF1's gameplay.
Seriously what the fuck is the fleshpounder
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It's the special move I do to your mom
Happy New Year's fags it was nice playan with you guys. See ya next KF gamenight!!
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Thank you for the game, it was very fun. Wish all of yous a good year!

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