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Which games can you play anonymously without them phoning home or requiring you to register or log in to anything? So you could play the game on a machine with no networking at all, in an air-gapped LAN, or over the Internet with connection only to other players and possibly a self-hosted server and nothing else. You should be able to avoid buying the game with non-anonymous payment as well. Seems like most old retro games are suitable for glow-free playing while modern games glow. Can you hack the glow out of games?
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>>227296 (OP) 
Imageboard sites like this one are honestly the best online games. If only they were less dead.
>>227296 (OP) 
Are you retarded?
>>227296 (OP) 
Emulated games
Single player open source games
nowadays everything is multiplayer with anticheat, you are fucked anon
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AI generated thread. Post robot girls.
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>AI generated thread
I've sure have seen plenty users here who are very enthusiastic about this shit. I imagine those same people must be currently creaming their pants over no longer being able to talk to people over a message board.
>Post robot girls
I still can't see how this is an AI generated thread but sure.

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>ideafagging thread's gone
Fugg, I've been meaning to post my game idea there for some time but never got around finishing it.
Do you have any game ideas yourself? Anything you'd like to share yourself? Don't worry about idea theft, there are any game devs browsing these threads :^).
>last thread's archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20230620223931/https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/175461.html

I had an idea for a somewhat linear FPS in a similar vein to Half Life, but instead of an underground facility it'd be set in a large spaceborn installation in a similar vein to SS2 but with more diversified environments: offices, R&D complexes, civilian areas, recreational buildings, military hangars, etc; it's essentially an enclosed space colony drifting in the void.
You start off as a newly hired field engineer set to work on the ship. The first 10 minutes or so will feature the player on a tour around the place, showing him some of the multiple sections in the facility. I haven't thought this out yet, but as you're shown the place something happens then SHTF and the station suddenly is being attacked both by an extraterrestial force and a military organization. As the station goes tits up it's up to you to make your way through and leave in one piece.
The main idea for the game lies within the NPCs you find along the way. Instead of entities that will only follow you along a certain predefined route, like scientists in HL1, you can get to recruit a large cast of characters you can arm, arrange and give orders to, that will follow you through the entire game. Think of it as an improvised commando made by common people that work around the place. Here are some potential party candidates I thought on:
>well-armed security officer who sticks with you from the very beginning of the game; level-headed, trustworthy and a good shot, the game's equivalent to Barney
>mid management bureaucrat in his late 30s with a casual office look and his hair glued back; looks like he came out of American Psycho or a sitcom from the 90s
>absent-minded computer science major working in IT with a constant poker face, the silent guy; think of the Postal Dude with his receding hairline and a strand of hair obscuring his onset hairloss
>biochemistry PhD in his late 40s, in charge of one of the many onboard research facilities distributed amongst the space colossus; think of Dr Pavel albeit less med looking, a pointier chin and a slick haircut styled up
>major staff and chief civil engineer in charge of overlooking the space station, has a prepping background and is found barricaded mid-game, clearly knows how to use a gun; well-meaning and knowledgeable, resembles Wilford Brimley before the diabeetus era
>accomplished enemy commando from the military organization you fight throughout the game, sees no choice other than joining forces with you after being left stranded in a similar scenario to Forget about Freeman; resembles the Remove Kebab dude, might bring some of his men with him
>low-level technician with an immigrant polish background found half-dead/mutating late in-game, only pushes forward on his desire to see his family again; a Mariusz Pudzianowski lookalike without the steroids
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Kinda like Freedom Fighters (urban setting, government/soldier/chaos where you quickly save/recruit and fight alongside new allies) but you're a loli recruiting other lolis to fight aras in pseduo facist military uniform. The goal is to take down the state, which is ran by an oppai loli and flat is justice.
From what I remember Japan has its own "poor conquered abos" issues with the Ainu, you just don't hear about it because it can't be used as a wedge issue to destroy their society. The post-Ainu remnants in the north mostly just get pissy when it's brought up instead of smashing shit and demanding reparashunz.
I want something like a mix between football manager and mount and blade/battle brothers. 
Where you just are in charge of the meta aspects of your warriors but leave the fighting to the AI.
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There's no story behind it, it's not a real person. It's a bot with a LLM trained on our threads, likely run by the same person who spams those CP phishing links, since the posts usually crop up at the same time. Replying to it completely pointless, so don't bother, just report it to make it easier for mods to delete the spam, otherwise you're further contributing to the clutter.
>>219081 (OP) 
>there are any

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The OG xbox doesn't get as much love as its contemporaries.
As much as I love the PS2 and its library I always hated how sensitive it was and the 480i resolution sucks.
The OG xbox still looks great on both CRT and flat-screen TVs by having up to 720p and 1080p res.
Not only that but it has some of the best versions of multi-plats, usually having the 60fps versions.
Also the shape of the console and controller is peak comfy.
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Official, fan-made or just a Xemu wrapper?
I know people who love this game REALLY love this game, you can't leave them hanging like that.
>"We want the God of War audience" game on XB?
I don't know about the exclusives but Spartan: Total Warrior is pretty much that.
I don't know anon, it's not like they can expect people to pay for a "Blinx" remaster or something.
Halo already got its remasters, so it's not like putting the original one in mini replica of the first console will cause them any money loss.
What game can a XBOX mini get anyway?
Halo 2
Blinx 2
Dead Or Alive 3
Dead or Alive Ultimate
Ninja Gaiden Black
Jet Set Radio Future
Then what!?
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Panzer Dragoon Orta
Phantom Crash
Phantom Dust
Kakuto Chojin
Crimson Sea
Crimson Skies
Mech Ass 1 and 2
Otogi 1 and 2, Metal Wolf Chaos
Advent Rising
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>Soul Calibur 2 maybe
>Stranger's Wrath
>Munch's Oddysey
>Splinter Cell
I also remember that exclusive game "Brute Force" (or sonething like that)
Was that any good?

It's clear that with the first XBOX they just wanted to make a cool product and were putting some fucking effort in it, that's why it was the only cool XBOX console.
They weren't taking customers for granted nor they were pushing any agenda, that's why people get nostalgic.

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What are some games that you think were unfairly bashed by critics that you think were great games? ATV 2 Quad Power Racing is a good example in my opinion. It is just so more fun than it's main competitor ATV offroad fury 3 at the time and I have never played a better offroad racing game
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>>226953 (OP) 
Dark souls 2.

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++What's this all about?++
Detective Conan is a game where one of us declares himself the Conan and takes a ragtag team of six goblins assembled by anons into an online competitive murder mystery simulator.
To quote one of Showdown's mods...
>@MacChaeger: None of these people are youtubers
>@MacChaeger: They impersonate verlis to to gain notoriety and attract new members
>@MacChaeger: These people regularly trick others into getting locked
>@MacChaeger: this is the single most toxic group of players on PS

++How does it work?++
After the current Conan calls "new Conan", the first anon to claim the title is our Conan. He uses the first six legal Pokémon suggested after his claim as his team. Conan can also call "new team" when the old one became stale (rule of thumb: 40-60 minutes). Conan plays in ++National Dex++ unless specified otherwise.
Absolutely no experience is necessary and everything is done in-browser.

1. Conan can't forfeit, intentionally throw a match, or timer stall.
2. Conan may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
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You VILL make garde a mother
and you will be happy
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>look up sir "have you taken the brown pill yet mateys" on youtube to see if I can find some voice synth of the pasta
>find a stream vod of piris instead
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That's a wagon vod, not a piris vod.
t. vod expert

Take a niggersby.
It'd be pretty funny if I got 1 more haha.
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Sometimes they get nuked but >we try to keep them updated.

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Sup dweebs, /b/ is hosting it's first loli speedrun competition. 
Deadline is until January 5th. Come join if your're not gay. 
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No reward? Hard pass
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Drawing lolis is its own reward.
Do you think you're on reddit or something?
u r in my preyr rad dude

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>if i have my sword out i can't catch up to him
>if i have my sword down to chase him he can draw his sword and turn around and slash me and i can't do anything about it
do you ever believe anything people on the internet claim about a game? how do you know they aren't just doing it wrong?
gamers are generally a bunch of fuckups and they constantly spout obvious falsehoods like "high ping breaks the server". why should i ever assume what they're saying is true?
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>it sucks
it suffers from having to fight against years of rewatches and how quotable 1 & 2 are, much like any reboot or sequel.
 I do like the fact that 3 only has few gags borrowed from 1 & 2
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I gotta give him credit for that, yeah. He didn't rely on sandwich gags and shit and tried something new.
The biggest difference between the new one and the first two parts is how the first two mostly followed the structure of a real episode of Fresh Prince.  That was what made them beautiful - just enough absurdity brought together with structure.  The new one has a lot more "random" stuff that makes no sense and interrupts the flow of the jokes.  There are also a lot more dick and sex jokes, which was odd because the Fesh Pince videos barely had any of that, aside from Uncle Phil being the biggest ass who ever lived.what-a-douche
The best example is the "and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY" repetition that takes an existing joke and twists it into something new.

The overindulgence in video editing detracts from it too.  The first two parts barely had any video gags, and they didn't last that long.  The new one continually interrupts itself to have stuff fly across the screen.
>>226848 (OP) 
It worked on my machine, OP. You're doing something wrong.
wow this thread really blew up

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>what's this?
From the fucking disgusting people who brought you a very shitty DOS Sonic fangame back in 1998, play in this DooM mod very unique kart racing game where you plunge into chasms and barge into walls. Choose your racer from a wide array of shitty meme characters made by 12 years old join my Discord server at https://dicksuck.cum/invite/g4yN1gg3r5, on tracks made by the fucking geniuses who thought building complex 3D geometry on an engine that renders 2D sprites was a good idea. Trannies don't deserve human rights.

On the flipside, the karting's serviceable, the items are decently balanced and the server linked in this OP contains none of the gay shit described above. There can be some fun derived from this kusoge even if the paragraph above reads the contrary.
>is this game fun?
In spite of what's said above it is indeed a moderately fun game. Try it out if you might.
>is this server related to that other server back from Summer?
No. This is a vanilla server that's running a bunch of new racetracks, some custom characters and not much else. It bears no relation to the >people that populated that one server, so please give this one a go if that one's warped your perception on the game.

>how can I download this game?
You will need both the game's files and the addon pack that the server's running in order to run it.
<GAME: https://github.com/STJr/Kart-Public/releases/tag/v1.6
<ADDONS: https://pixeldrain.com/u/f7t9i3Zv
To install the game on Windows:
Head over to the first link, download srb2kart-v16-Installer.exe then install the game on whichever location you've chosen. Afterwards, move to the game's root folder, create a subdirectory named addons then dump the contents from the ADDONS zip inside of it.
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also try to keep consistent during the actual weekend, try to do all changes throughout the week when you plan the gamenight
think next time we do cartz we should go with ol' reliable like >>226865 says, but the one after that i might try poking my head into a neptune version if we're able to keep all of our old shit in it
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That would not have happened with the drift gauge.
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More liek, drift GAYge
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Now that I'm looking closer at me getting hit by that torpedo. Why didn't my spiky ball block it?
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You drove into the torpedo headfirst. I don't understand this game's hurtboxes, but apparently your fox's was ahead of the spikeshell's. There's also fuck-you latency to blame as well.

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Back in my day, you could go to your local thrift store with 30 bucks and come out with a Gamecube, 4 full games and a 6 pack of cola.
Nowadays, If you're lucky, you can get 1 shitty game like Vexx with that much. 
How are prices in your local pawn/thrift stores? Have you ever gotten a good deal?
The cheapest games here are usually 7th gen ones and a few PS2 and OG Xbacks games.
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I know for sure that "lucky" ((( Larry Silverstein's ))) family didn't go to work, but i don't about the other ones.
You know jews jewing jews and all...
This woman is now a creative director of a game, why cant all devs be this hot?
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That's bullshit and you know it.
>this hot?
Did you lose your glasses again, old man?
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>My post from yesterday got deleted
Again, what game is it?

And why the fuck was my post deleted? I was genuinely curious about what game she's directing.

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Truly feels like this is the peak of 3D platformers. 
Other 3D platformers I've played were The Crash Bandicoot Trilogy, The Jak & Daxter Trilogy, Ratchet & Clank 1, Psychonauts, and Super Mario Galaxy. Crash Bandicoot 2 was pretty well done, but it just didn't have as good of a crafted moveset that made you feel so incredibly free when progressing through the levels like Mario 64 did...
>The long jump
>The backward somersault
>The side somersault
But this was also helped with the fact that every level was non linear, so you could free roam as much as you want, unlike Crash. Also they where just better designed.
I would eventually like to try out Sly Cooper, Spyro the Dragon, and Banjo Kazooie, as people revere these as much of a good 3D platformer as Mario 64 is.
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>You only like hat in time because it has cunny.
I played Hat in Time (for a bit) and thought it wasn't as good as many anons here said, so i believe that's the real reason they like the game.
Also Hat Kid is only cute on the artwork, her in-game character model looks awful just like the others
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I enjoyed the game though I only did play it because of the cunny. 
I don't mind the model, mostly because the thick outlines around her eyes, but I think all the alternative costumes look like shit.
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>>215584 (OP) 
>Mario 64
>peak 3D platformer
>Mario 64 levels
>better designed than anything else
Is this the joke thread?
Mario 64 was just a tech demo, everything about it looked put together carelessly only to have something 3D to show off on Nintendo's new console's launch with no single fucks given to how the game actually looked or played.
It basically was Bubsy 3D if it worked lol
>sliding off catalog
<not so fast nigger!
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