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Welcome >>>/bmn/ ! Bad movies every saturday.

What a nice board!
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I've been surfing the web in search for indies that aren't crap. While i found some interesting stuff, most cool games that i found are still in development. Are there any indie gayms that you recommend that aren't filled with tranny propaganda?
Here's some of the games that i found if you are interested:
>Victory Heat Rally
Drift gaem.
>Zera: Myths Awaken
Started as a Spyro fan game but insomniac kicked them in the balls, so they changed the character. It looks pretty good (There's a shitty 240p-looking filter but it can be turned off) and it controls pretty nice as well.
>Juice Galaxy
Also known as Juice World. Action-RPG about juice.
>Yedoma Globula
Pretty unique horror sandbox game. Play it in the dark, you pussy.
>Tanuki Sunset
Drift gaem: Raccoon in skateboard edition.
You can play it on browser so let's see what highscore you get.
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>>87578
Hopefully that isn't 12ga, four simultaneous explosions of buckshot or slugs without a stock would break a wrist.
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>>87578
>Need a dispensa here!
>>87588
looks like regular .45, just up close
>>87404
It's slightly less blurry than TekWar, I guess.
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>>87703
I liked that reference.

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ITT: we discuss the coming ICUP and how I accidentally deleted the whole OP I was just about to post and I want to kill myself because I didn't save it and I'm now typing it out again from scratch. Contribute or die.

https://anon.cafe/icup/res/2393.html#2671

All right boys, with blacked.gov officially BLACKED from the webring, we are now the only /v/ left there's also sp/v/ but that's kinda dead but someone from there could very well want to join efforts and cooperate, that means we are IN CHARGE of managing the /v/ team in the 2021 edition of the ICUP.

Now, /v/ already has an established team, that was made in "collaboration" with blacked.gov during the zchan era, and consists of:
>a mix of player picks between blacked.gov and zchan
>a Frankenstein'd version of blacked.gov's and zchan's logo both ugly as fuck if I may add
>two sets of subpar kits
>a wiki page as empty as your pants
>a remarkable bunch of nothing else 
More info on this here: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//v/

While we could, technically speaking, just use that, it would be lame, gay and stupid since it's using colors and logos that are not relevant at all anymore, and it would invalidate the whole "being in charge" part.
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>>76666
Post it on the board at the cafe
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If you don't contribute to this team /cattle/ wins.
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>>83510
this
>>68237
Those look nice. Which one should we choose for the team?
bump

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Are you ready for it, anon?
Will it be goo- of course fucking not. It's Illumination we're talking about. A better question is how bad will it be?
The cast it still unreal to me. I can't believe Seth Rogan will play DK, Jack Black Bowser and fucking Charlie Day from Always Sunny Luigi.
Make your predictions.
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>>85411
>Every person who is a bit geeky or more plays it
Wrong, i don't and many i know don't either
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>>85471
I would but the one time I tried to find a P&P RPG group I figured out they were all ERP scalies at which point I NOPE'd out of there, never to try again.
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>>83550 (OP) 
>(((Illumination)))
What i really don't understand, is why Nintendo got in talks with that shit studio to make the movie, when a a company like Nintendo would have been able to do it by themselves without no help from (((hollyjew))).
I hope that Nintendo is going to write the script and illumination will only deal with the animation and will have no artistic freedom to use Mario characters for any globohomo propaganda
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Imagine if any of these hollywood actors end up as the VAs for the next mario games too. Now that would be hilarious.
>>86036
As if Illumination's dogshit animation is any consolation, anon.
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>>84994
>At the end they both adopt Sonic maybe because he doesn't want mutt kids.

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Step 0. Resource Acquisition
Go here to get Anki, a flash card program:
http://ankisrs.net/

Here are some suggested decks:
Core2k/6k: https://mega.nz/#!QIQywAAZ!g6wRM6KvDVmLxq7X5xLrvaw7HZGyYULUkT_YDtQdgfU
KanjiDamage: https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/748570187
Kana: https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/1632090287
Tae Kim's grammar: https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/242060646


Other Resources
RealKana: http://realkana.com/
(alternate version) https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/learn/kana.html
Click the column of characters you want to study and type the corresponding romaji into the box as they appear
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>>85891
It usually works for me, even with messy handwriting, as long as the stroke count/order is correct.

Here's some examples of how stroke count/order affects the results, and how it recognizes a messy 鬱.
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>>85894
Maybe i fucked up the stroke order, will try again with jisho if i find an unusual kanji.
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>>85854
A lot of the time I use Microsoft IME's handwriting recognition. If I'm feeling too lazy to draw it or can't fully make out the details then I usually just Google with the information I have. For example, if it's some kanji with radicals I know like 鰯, then searching 魚に弱 will pull it up. Or if it's in a word with a kanji I do know, then I'll just Google the word with a wrong but similar looking character and Google will typically provide some results with the actual word. Something like 脳更寒 will still pull up results for 脳梗塞 even with two wrong characters. Other times in the same situation I might pull up the kanji I do know in a character dictionary that contains common vocabulary examples and just hope it's there.
>>85964
It's not really a viable method for searching unknown kanji unless you already know the stroke order of all the radicals and the rules governing which radical to draw first, etc. And even then there are some special snowflake kanji that don't follow the rules.
>>76828
Play Nioh in Jap. It's super beginner friendly. Totally not filled with classical Japanese and non-jouyou kanji.

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A thread for video gaming computers on a video game board would be nice maybe. I've been using the same t440p laptop for the past 5 years and I think it's time for an upgrade now that I fucked up the keyboard. Anyone got any recommendations? Preferably something on the cheaper side and durable so I can take it to the woods.
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>>86897 (OP) 
Just repair it retard.
Replace the keyboard faggot, don't tell me you don't know disassemble your laptop.
>>86897 (OP) 
just get a usb keyboard and mouse or make a tower.
>>86897 (OP) 
No idea, if I had to get one myself I'd either look at framework or some other laptop that gets marketed towards linux. Prices for anything half decent are lunacy though.
>>86899
doesn't the keyboard have something like 50 screws?

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FEATURING: METAMORPHIC FORCE
Somewhere near the woods lies a gas station, neatly placed seemingly in the middle of nowhere; however, it is far from desolate. For there anons from all around gather inside a room. A room filled to the top with arcade machines. There, anons enjoy the evening drinking, calling each other faggot and just having a good old time.
>What is this?
Anons pick a game and play it until they beat it or lose. An arcade game that doesn't take long to complete and rewards skill. Once finished they post their score and see who did the best. They give others advice, share what they think of the game, call each other casuals, say which character of the game they would fuck and more.
>How much time do I have to play it?
2 weeks or until a winner is announced. New threads are posted at around midnight UTC-8 Friday/Saturday.
>Where do I get it?
MAME ROM: https://pixeldrain.com/u/6YYKr7rV

>a quartet of bara furries slavishly obey some bimbo named Athena and try to save the world from bara scalies and other bara furries that aren't as aesthetically pleasing to the degenerates on e621
>while a Konami game, it is more refined than last thread's Turtles in Time, with clean hitboxes and no "skill penalty" system that I could see
>you start human and turn furry with a gold statue, finding another statue triggers a killer smart bomb-like attack
>there are also Golden Axe-like thief enemies you can beat up for items
<your life slowly counts down Gauntlet style to ensure your eventual death, which can result in fighting over life pickups, especially in 4-player mode
>2-player mode lets you select your character
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Bumping again. I'm including another link so shitposters browsing page 1 can click it and ruin everything without reading the thread. https://poal.me/9ql9pn
Bumping to tell everyone that I just purchased an expensive set of headphones to replace my old $15 ones (why is the right speaker always the one that dies first?). Also, I'm planning on changing the Arcade Room format to 2-3 games per thread, with threads lasting a month. I hope to get more variety in game discussion and lower the pressure to post scores quickly, while reducing catalog clutter.
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>>86647
Sounds good. Hopefully I'll remember to post more often.
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Splatterhouse, Renegade, and Battletoads won the poll. New thread is here: >>87134

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Valve's announced their new portable console. It looks like a switch and has gyro support, but it has a console-style AMD APU, a 16:10 aspect ratio screen for some reason, and runs fucking Arch Linux of all things. They advertise it'll be able to run AAA games through Proton.
How shit will this be? Why is there sneedposting on the website? Will Valve even support this for long?
https://archive.is/QRoLW
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>>78552
> much less attempt to prevent that from working?
>>>/v/84499
>>86988
I see your point but you are making a lot of assumptions. That being said I personally wouldn't purchase a first generation of a new device like this for the reason of them not really able to know about flaws until it gets in the wild.
>>86963
i fix chromebooks all day and that battery is very common. they don't inflate as much as you think they do, it's actually pretty rare. the plate is there so shit doesn't short out. static discharge is also a nonissue, and i have worked on several components without disconnecting the battery to no bad effect. the only thing that blew up in my face while it was still plugged in was the LCD.
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>>66409
This gives me flash backs of using that terrible steam controller. They put the giant touch pads at the top and made actual buttons/stick you normal use small and put them at the bottom. I used the piece of shit a few times before bench it.
>>66811
>16:10
You mean 8:5?

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It's the comfiest time of the year for the skele that lives inside your flesh!
What games are you playing this spooky month?
What are your favourite spooky things?
Best spooky moments in otherwise non-spooky vidya?
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>>86802
wut is this gayme?
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>>86883
procgen worlds that look like WMP visualizations.
>>86883
Don't ask, just play it in the dark by yourself tonight.
https://files.catbox.moe/kny9yi.zip
boo
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Post about comfy games, and games that feel comfy. I'll start with a game I've been playing a lot of recently, OpenRCT2. Pics related are my attempt at the Funtopia scenario. I gotta say, there's honestly no better coaster than the Wooden Roller Coasters, stats or aesthetics-wise. They are the pinnacle of comfy.
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>>70911
fun thing is, that many songs in AoW III are just remasters from the first one
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>>86737
Now that game looks fun. What gaemu is it?
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>>79612
AoW III was a shitfest. The game is completely different on every level from the first two (two also being very different from the first game) and has atrocious art direction.
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>>86791
Beaver city builder with water mechanics is the comfiest
Still (((early access))) but it's on GOG. They seem to have had some actual closed test too and didn't just dump it on EA, the base mechanics seem to be all there and I haven't encountered any bugs so far.
Early game is nice and challenging but late game probably need some balancing. Went from barely surviving a drought with one adult and one child still alive to a hundred beavers with constantly full storage a bit later.
Playing with water is fun
Have gaem
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If you follow 3D platformers at all, you may have heard of Here Comes Niko! because it's released by A Hat in Time's publisher and has 2D sprites for its characters. It markets itself as "the cozy 3D platformer for tired people," but if you look into it at all, there's something really, really off about this thing, and not in the creepypasta sense.
>the protagonist is a gender ambiguous child in pink clothes who ran away from home and is being paid to be other peoples' "friend"
>you are always referred to with they/them pronouns
>you complete your job as a "professional friend" by performing services for people
>you ride around on a train with their boss (who totally isn't your pimp)
>between levels your parents send you frustrated, angry text messages about how they're looking for you and can't find you
>and how they can find doctors that could make you "normal"
>the game's logo has the colours of the trans pride flag
>they're arranged white>pink>blue which is the flag's bottom half
From what little I've seen the "services" you perform for people are mostly innocuous (it has to be to avoid arousing too much suspicion), but thematically there's no fucking way this isn't a groomer game. This shit is
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>>82941
>Capitalism bad
Aren't they selling the game?
>>86743
All while backing multi million dollar corporations in an effort to "combat the status quo".
>>86743
You don't understand, anon. If someone says that something is bad while choosing to participate in it, then that means that it's okay.
>>86743
Are you actually expecting these people to take upon themselves some negative reprecussions they would have to endure by actually walking the walk?
The average freetard is more willing to take on inconviniences for their autistic standpoints compared to those "socialists"
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>>86783
Socialists look all over for examples of real socialism™ working, yet the lame fucks completely ignore Hutterites. Hutterites are a bunch of autistic anabaptists (kind of like the Amish and Mennonites) who mostly live in Western Canada and are really, really into mechanized farming equipment. They have basically zero private property and pool their resources together to build fuckheug, very modern farming colonies, and they're so good at this that some Canadian provinces have laws which mostly exist to prevent Hutterite colonies from gobbling up all the land.

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