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FEATURING: GALAXY FORCE II, BATTLETOADS (NES), AND THE PRESELECTED SURPRISE GAME, TIME CRISIS
Somewhere near the woods lies a gas station, neatly placed seemingly in the middle of nowhere; however, it is far from desolate. For there anons from all around gather inside a room. A room filled to the top with arcade machines. There, anons enjoy the evening drinking, calling each other faggot and just having a good old time.
>What is this?
Anons vote for some games and play them until they beat them or lose. Arcade games that don't take long to complete and reward skill. Once finished they post their score and see who did the best. They give others advice, share what they think of the game, call each other casuals, say which character they would fuck and more.
>How much time do I have to play?
One month or until winners are announced. New threads are posted at around 00:00 UTC-8 on the first Saturday of the month.
>How do I play them?
Read the text file posted with the OP.
>Where do I get them?
All MAME and NES ROMs here: https://pixeldrain.com/u/P87Ng1ms
Time Crisis for PS1 here: https://pixeldrain.com/u/D3boXimv
Galaxy Force II for PS2 here: https://pixeldrain.com/u/jvmkjHUs
GALAXY FORCE II
>impressive and fun 3D space shooter using scalar sprite graphics
if no one that is more reasonable comes around I'll do the thing
It's not like I'm a super kool hackerman or anything. I mostly just get the latest MAME set every month from the PD magnets, and I use No-Intro sets for non-arcade ROMs.
cool. is there an archive/list of all the games that have already been played?
Yes, actually. In mostly chronological order:
Metal Slug 3
Sega Bass Fishing
Ninja Baseball Bat Man
Vampire Savior 2
Gals Panic S
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
New thread. >>139689
>Kevins house update bans all dorks from entering the house
>jawbreakers go up by 2 quarters
>jimmy mains getting butthurt all the time
>Rolf and his son of a shepherd abilities getting buffed
>eddy mains still trying to scam other classes out of their quarters on the grand exchange
Fucken dropped, why do people still play this shit game again?
If there was one real MMORPG of an existing property what would (You) like it to be? i want a south park online tbh fam or a spongebob online with all the memes
I want that sword art online game to actually be real. Not for gameplay, I just want to fuck.
This is a wholesome EEnE:O thread, go see,
yeah no, that faggot rangebanned me when I told them to stop bumping the thread of a game they hate.
>not just using tor and shitting up their hugbox
Talk about the RPGs you played, are playing, or plan to play.
Xenoblade 3 has been confirmed for September in the recent Nintendo direct Also some other RPGs are getting remakes/remasters of questionable quality, such as Front Mission, Chrono Cross and Live A Live.
Reminder to ignore bait this time.
Can anyone recommend me an Action RPG that is not the YS series.
Here are the ones I know about. Dont like a suggestion? Then don't play it.
If you enjoy em thats great! But if not sucks to suck not my problem.
>Soulslikes in general with the exception of Dark Souls 2
>Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen
>Monster Hunter franchise post Monster Hunter Tri
The games before tri aged like dogshit left in the hot sun
Do NOT listen to any freedom unite fags when they reccomend the game to you (they are blinded by nostalgia) especially there are MUCH better games later on in the franchise
>Maybe .hack G.U// Last Recode
I only played the game for 99 minutes I can't judge it properly.
>Maybe Outward: Definitive Edition
I own that game and good god was it slow and boring to me.
We're past bump limit, make nu thread already.
Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
Die by the Sword
Talk about games long in development hell with unknown release dates.
Early Access trash like Scam Yidizen doesn't count.
I pray to dog Dominic finishes X Corrupted before Crapcom fully adapts to modern legal practices involving copyright.
Well I thought it was just going to be a quick release and death. But if it wants to be the Star Citizen of consoles, then at least it provides entertainment.
>Tallarico stepped down from CEO most likely to avoid shouldering all the blame for the scam as he is still a board member
>Selling $80 boxed games and the console still not released
>The usual scam claims of no money and the constant need for millions of dollars
Wonder if TenNapel is going to end up ousted as scammed or part of the scam.
Tennapel was most likely scammed, hes a good, honest guy sho tries to give his fans what they want (see: his comics being the highest quality of the comicsgate crowd by far)
The EWJ game would likely have been good, what a waste
>The EWJ game would likely have been good, what a waste
They just need to tell Tallarico to fuck off and release the game on every other platform that isn't Amico
Libbie VN. Rule63 Battletoads.
>Wonder if TenNapel is going to end up ousted as scammed or part of the scam.
I think the only scammer is Tommy here.
PC GPUs are still shit and aren't worth it right now, so I can't build a PC at the moment. I'm eying an Xbox Series S because buying two years worth of gold and upgrading to game pass ultimate is still less than $450. You can also put Retroarch on it, so it seems like a good deal. Are there better alternatives or should I go with it?
>Implying my issue is fiddling with the computers insides and not just easier cable management
You are a low IQ nigger
Shit that is cheap for you is unaffordable for me. Fuck off with your SSD shit, write programs that aren't shit instead and don't load 10000 tiny files simultaniously.
>OP should get a SSD
Everyone, pls read the OP. OP is a poorfag who needs to save money. HDD is much cheaper option.
Stop being a retard, SSDs outperform HDDs on sequential and random read operations.
A quick glance at my local shop shows that they aren't cheaper, you are just trading read/write perofrmance with SSDs for size with HDDs.
SSD is only for the OS.
A thread for games that don't really belong to any other genre but don't deserve a thread of their own.
I remembered Teardown existed and decided to give it a try because there were some new updates since the last time I played.
The devs claimed to have optimized the game in the patch notes and surprisingly the game actually runs really well now, aside from the first mission for some reason. I think this is the first time I've ever seen devs mention optimizations that went beyond a couple frames or only happened in special cases. It's great not having to run the game at ant resolutions anymore.
It's also the first time I had to use steamless to run a game with SSE. I'm advancing in the script kiddie ranks.
Because we had that in '2005' and instead of advancing in the 17 years since then we're lucky to even get equivalent technology. That should be the baseline for games nowadays and yet it's still the exception not the rule.
>Not posting the Lightbringer whenever you have the chance
>Same with writing enemy AI
Some recent update actually added enemy bots to the game.
I don't think you can kill them with weapons, but the base is there for mods to turn it into a FPS.
>That tranny fucker
I will never lose hope
What are some of the best levels/maps you've played? Whether it's the physical layout of the map, some crazy shit that goes down on it, the aesthetics, or some other niche part of it that you enjoy without really understanding. You can also post maps you've made for games, like stuff in Source's Hammer,
I've found the level design in Metroid Prime to be really atmospheric, each area felt unique with the combination of the environments, music, and enemies all tying everything together. Phendrana Drifts really sticks out, and overall I like the design more in 1 than in 2, there was more variety and stuff to look at than just "sad world corrupt by evil".
One of my other favorite levels is the farmhouse shootout in Splinter Cell, it's set up almost like a tower defense where you have to defend a bunch of captured burgers and bugmen from rusia monkes trying to silence them. You have a short time beforehand to set up wall mines and place other traps to stop the slav hordes from coming, as well as two automatic turrets at your disposal that also shoot at you as well so don't stand in front of them.
I used to dick around with Hammer a lot, making maps for Garry's Mod and Team Fortress 2, but I never released any of them simply because I didn't want to release anything that was unfinished nor did I really have the time or motivation to invest into them. I still have most of the VMFs, except for the dam level that I would work on in the back of class th
I once tried to play through every Knytt Stories level after downloading a bunch of them. I kinda took a very long break after finishing 30% of them, but I filtered about 50 levels that were more noteworthy than others. I may post it later if anyone cares and if I can find that folder again.
Neotokyo in TimeSplitters 2, I love really atmospheric levels
Map making for source engine games
- Valve Developer wiki: https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Mapping_Sites & https://www.interlopers.net/ (a ton of HL2 content, but majority is applicable for other games too)
- There are also communities for other Source games, like http://tf2maps.net/
- Also there is a good tutorial series on making a TF2 map: https://invidious.weblibre.org/watch?v=fdpTT2pqIVY&list=PL2KT0JL74Qff_c1WbqNi4K5yAmpWAUQlq&index=1
- ... for making a CS:GO level: https://invidious.weblibre.org/watch?v=dhcoHQcrYKA&list=PLfwtcDG7LpxF7-uH_P9La76dgCMC_lfk3&index=1 & https://invidious.weblibre.org/watch?v=pMGnPu8NdK0&list=PL-454Fe3dQH0WCzAsmydsr24NFaFrNC_h&index=1
Map making for Halo: Custom Edition
- Install Halo: Custom Edition: http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=410
- Install HEK (Halo Editing Kit): http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=411
- Download a tag pack (for map editing. you also need HEK): http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=6690 and/or https://haloce3.com/downloads/tags/misc-tags/complete-halo-pc-tagset/
- Install the newest patch (removes CD check, etc.): http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=6798
- Blam Script reference: http://www.modacity.net/docs/bslbible/
Where to get maps/tags?
Meta Plans to Take Nearly 50% of Creator’s Earnings in ‘Horizon Worlds’
>Speaking to Road to VR about the new selling tools being made available to select creators in Horizon Worlds, Meta explained that anything sold in Horizon Worlds would be subject to the same 30% fee the company charges developers selling apps through its VR platform and then an additional 25% fee on top of the remaining amount. The company provided the following example:
>“…if a creator sells an item for $1.00, then the Meta Quest Store fee would be $0.30 and the Horizon Platform fee would be $0.17, leaving $0.53 for the Creator before any applicable taxes.”
‘Club Penguin Rewritten’ shut down by Disney, website seized by London police
Epic announces $2 billion in funding for its metaverse efforts
>Epic’s plans to build a metaverse just got a huge cash injection: today the Fortnite developer announced a $2 billion round of funding, which it says will be used “
>normalfags finally realize that DDG is spying on them
Not like /g/ didn't realize this 10 years ago. Also, I guess it's finally time to rename the company to CuckCuckGo.
>being sexually assaulted by pixels
Where did I read that 20 years ago?
More news at 11.
Normalfags don't use DDG in the first place.
I mean, normalfags that are a bit more intelligent than your average normalfag, but still a normalfag, and they walk into every privacy honeypot. Then they brag about how they're much better by using duckduckgo or the spyware brave browser and how it protects their privacy. Yeah. Also add how protonmail is secure and encrypted (read the fucking email rfc, it doesn't work that way), and why should you get a nord vpn. I wonder when will they realize that they were all lied to.
Krafton’s roguelike dungeon RPG Mistover is getting delisted
>While reasoning behind the news that Mistover is getting delisted is scant, Krafton said they’ll remove it from sale on June 30th.
Possibly better off dead, but If you could have your way and get a good game. Which sequels would you like to see and expanded in what way?
I'm not sure if EWJ4 is even coming out at this point, but I would like them to try a 3D game again.
I didn't mind EWJ3D. It just needed some polish that a sequel could bring.
Would rape and take responsibility.
A Battletoads game that isn't bad.
>CoD was too darn good at what it did, so MoH had shit sales every time.
More like COD had the meme-name brand recognition on its side.
Kinda like FIFA, normalfags buy it no matter how shit it is only because it's called FIFA and they are used to buy that.
The sad part is DK technically does have "sequels" in the form of games like Dungeons or War for the Overworld, but none of them hit the sweet spot between an RTS and a slow-paced simulation game.
>From what I've seen of it, it doesn't even look finished.
Like any other Switch game then
A thread to share flash games and vidya related animations.
Specially flash porn.
Update your flash player.
>running flash in your browser
>calling yourself a tornigger
use a local player, preferably on a machine with no internet connection since every flashplayer is ass (in particular) and proprietary and was literally dropped by corpos cos of unpatched and unpatchable insecure memory
Even if you insist on using TBB don't run media in it wtf
>running flash in your browser
Where did anyone say that? I was just trying to upload.
second one isn't working for me either, if it's supposed to be the zone flash it should be bigger than 380KB yeah?
Also is swfchan down for anyone else?
It's up again.