I want a graphics tablet that's an actual mouse not some dumb gay snowflake software defined bullshit that doesn't work and doesn't do what it's supposed to.
I'm fucking sure this existed a decade ago so it must exist now, but I have no idea what it's called or who makes them.
To be clear, what I want is:
-a stylus that, if you press/hold one button, infers a pressed/held right mouse button
-a surface that, if you move the stylus near, interprets a mouse input to place the cursor in the corresponding space. If the stylus is touching the screen and the rmb is not pressed, a left mouse button will be interpreted as being pressed and held.
I don't want pressure sensitivity. I don't want configurable firmware or to be able to map the device to some screen and not another or to a window rather than the screen or to hook into graphics software or anything like that. If it's not possible to get a device where the RMB occludes LMB inputs, that's fine but a compromise.
What is a real tablet input device called that isn't dumb gay overengineered non-working nusoftware bullshit?