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“…Many of today's problems are a result of yesterday's solutions.” - Otamin


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*glug glug glug glug* Mmm, Barry's Red Cola!
unless her nipples are literally rock solid and that bra is of some extremely resistant elastic material that can withstand up to 20 kg of gravitational pull, there's 0% chance those tits wouldn't fall out the moment she took a single step
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>>7064
giant sacks of fat are lighter than giant sacks of muscle
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>>7066
but they both weigh a giant sack
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>>7237
I don't get it
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>>7252
I think he's talking about ballsacks

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THIRD TOURNAMENT STARTS AT JULY 31ST, 8PM UTC https://time.is/UTC https://prolikewoah.com/t/20210731T20

BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/SOKUDUELIST
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/DyLvyC1y7h
STREAM LINK (when the tourney starts): https://cytu.be/r/touhourney

For those that do not want to register manually, post the name that you are signing up with here. It will be added to the brackets.

Hisoutensoku is an expansion to Touhou 10.5 SWR and is a multiplayer fighting game made by Tasofro with ZUN's approval. It's easy to learn, hard to master battle system makes for fun and fast paced matches with counterhits often launching girls across the screen. Very fast when played right. As a P2P game, game hosts must forward ports in order to play it or use specific workarounds.


DOWNLOAD LINKS:
Full installation: https://mega.nz/file/JaZ1WCrZ#S5KOFmp7vvV6I31hmJh157q9Nw0Z0fDMYb01WBQ4h_Y

This repack contains pre-configured soku alongside quality-of-life mods like automatically enabling rollback (sokuroll), autopunch, netplay lobby and being able to change contents of your deck in the character selection menu during netplay. Simply extract and play. More info here >>5125
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>>7233
dunno
ask sp
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>>7234
SPEE IS DEAD
LONG LIVE SPEE
>>7233
animu won't stfu about it so maybe there
>>7238 new thread
>>7228
danke

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the /japan/ chapter is finished
please migrate over here
https://kohlchan.net/2dint/
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virus click
also I'll spam your shitboard don't worry
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kc tier
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>Post about your board on /japan/
>Sudden, massive flooding in Germany
Coincidence?
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>extreme cloudflare settis
lmbo
>>6623
why are you even posting murasa when northern germany hasn't been affected by the flood

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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the wreckage brothers
that's all for today
So this is what happens when a FUCKING LEAF has a slap fight with another FUCKING LEAF.
I see all these mentions of
>not fitting in
but so far as I can tell every thread on pissu that isn't a dumb metathread is made by either a teen or someone who doesn't post in the metathreads
My question is: does V/etc. think the metathreads are good content, or the other threads?
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if you disagree with me you're banned
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Epilogue:
He left a few of the VPNs I used alone so there's still hope. I think he won't ban me unless I overtly try to talk to him in any way because he filed a public restraining order. It's irritating because this latest spat only started when I requested an explanation for why my banners were deleted. If it was advertising then why are other shitters allowed to do it like /what/ before it died? Nenmin didn't want any association with 8gag, and Oatman deletes any spinoff links regardless of who posts them. Pissu doesn't seem to take either of those stances. I think they are allowing a sokunigger shill thread as of writing so it makes even less sense. Will he ever forgive me for my acts of internet terrorism? Will he ever vote for someone who isn't Trudeau?

We know he lurks here but we may never know. Feel free to speculate.

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lazy ruski edition
incompetent leaf edition

>What's a 2hu
Shrinesl00t armpit licking sim series
>Where do I start?
https://moriyashrine.org/files/categories/
Get EoSD with the vsynch patch If you're new to primary games. SA if you're some kind of mushihime master or something.
Or just play the fangames, only /jp/ is gonna judge you for that.

>Only for pure secondary niggers:
soku: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
>Try to learn soku:
https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
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GG. Excellent tonko pressure. Consider being more cautious in the air with it, but I could tell you tightened it up a bit at the end there. Youmu has a lot of sneaky mix ups to remember. Keep an eye on my deck to see if I've got a DP in there.
Testing:
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>>6287
Test failed utterly, please advise
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>>6288
Advise on what?
>>6287
that's not even a real ipv4 address

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alright which is better
ota or gn
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>>4056
oatmin doesn't bully me like trevvor does
>>4048
taoism teaches that immortality can only be attained through the absence of feces
therefore pee is superior
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the gn is better because oat is fat
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HE CAN DELETE MY POSTS BUT HE CAN'T DELETE MY SPIRIT
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because I uploaded 2 banners he banned the account and locked the platform down preventing anyone else from doing the same
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>>6095
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>>6095
the absolute state of jannies
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>>6095
>>6097
>free advertising to possibly compatible anons
>you weebs fuck it up
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guys don't worry I'm sure he'll open it up again in a few days when he thinks we aren't looking

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>What is chess
High impact racial violence simulator.

>Where to play?
https://lichess.org/
Also https://www.chess.com/ but I haven't used it.
To play with anons select "Play With a Friend". Pick a variant and time control. Pick a colour (random unless you're a shitter), and post link in thread.
To join follow the link and press "Join game". Then, let the race war begin. If the game has started, clicking on the link will take you straight to the board to spectate.

Game mechanics
The game is played on an 8x8 grid. The horizontal lines are called files, the vertical lines, ranks. These are given cartesian coordinates (A-G,1-8). (B,3), written B3, is the 2nd file, 3rd rank. The first two rows have your army, called pieces. Pieces have movement patterns they always follow explained below. White always moves first. Attacking is simply moving ontop of an opponents piece which captures it and it is now out of the game for the rest of play. Defending is done by having one of your own pieces attack in the direction of a friendly piece. If the opponent Initiates an attack and takes your piece, you capture their piece back. All pieces can move and capture in the same direction except pawns. Threatening to capture the king is called check. The king cannot voluntarily move into check. When the king cannot escape the threat, this is called checkmate. First do do this wins.

Time control: How long each person has to play. When you run out you lose. If not set, you or your opponent can choose to never play and not lose, but, if you trust your opponent and want to take it easy, you don't need to set one. 5 mins is reasonable. 3 mins for a fast game. 1 for a battle of speed and primal instincts. 10 mins for big think games. Increment is how many seconds you earn from making a move. 5+3 = 5 mins and +3 seconds to your timer when you move.

The game can be a draw if:
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>>5881
move the king left or right one, doesn't matter what black does, can't put himself in check. move the pawn forward and keep stepping it toward the other end by positioning either it or the king so that neither can be taken because black can't put himself in check. get da queen and step him down to whatever side in essentially the same manner used to get the pawn to the end. same with the next one why did you post the same one twice
>>5881
>Don't list 20 moves
You can't stop me.
https://lichess.org/DJC6t1iL
game here pls join
https://lichess.org/G96LowOQ test
I play a 5AAA > 6A > 2B (3hit) > 9hjc > 6D > j.5A > j.8A > j.6C  gambit which lets me trade my queen for 1/3 of your damage bar. Your move, Yugi!

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ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 12th, WE RAID /tv/ FOR THE CRIME OF UNCONTROLLED JANITORING. 

NO HOLDS BARRED, POST LEGAL LOLI AT FULL BLAST, POST ANIME THREADS ON /tv/ BECAUSE IT'S ALLOWED, POST /dup/ THREADS WITH ON TOPIC SUBJECTS BUT OFF TOPIC IMAGES, POST ANYTHING ON /dunk/ IT'S A SHITHOLE

IF WE ARE EXTENSIVELY SUCCESSFUL GAHOOL MAY AN HERO JUDGING BY HIS CURRENT MENTAL STATE SHOWN IN HIS LAST VIDEO. KEEP UP THE PRESSURE, LADS!
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alright buddy you have two options here
you can have take it easy
or you can have ogre blood
those are your two choices, choose wisely
So whwat'ts it gunna be, huh? Huh?
ゆ ゆっ くり し て い って ね?
ogre blode?
>>5618 (OP) 
>StrelokWeeb
This smells like a call for a personal army. I'd rather take it easy.
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>>5618 (OP) 
>ogre blood
hmmmm
I think you shoulda hyped up this raid for longer, now nobody is doing it.  You didn't even bother to give a specific time during the day.
You've chosen wisely
that's the story of tengu cretin

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kill trannies
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kill jannies
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>>5637
seconded
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>>5638
sike, I was a janny all along
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>>5639
go to the hospital and kys with the vaccine nigger
>>5639
This poster is obese.

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