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“…Many of today's problems are a result of yesterday's solutions.” - Otamin


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I fell for the gyaru meme and started dating one. 
>Obsessed with weird 'cute' accessories for her phone
>Intense smell of perfume
>Didn't even like rap, just listened to either "Modern" American pop like Party Rock Anthem or lovey-dovey 2000s J-Pop like Ayumi Hamasaki and Koda Kumi
>Was a clutz who could barely walk up the stairs
>Her jewellery was either tacky cheap shit or stuff her mom picked out for her
>Tanned because she was insecure about her body and latched onto the image as a form of identity
>Slightly chubby legs from sitting on the sofa all day
>Thought she'd want to get dressed up and go clubbing, instead she wore sweaters and wanted to walk to coffee shops in the snow with me. Bitch it's freezing out
>Tried to speak in 'cool' English but I could tell it was just poorly spliced together lines picked out of romance movies
>Acted like she was experienced with men but was clueless in bed and we had to awkwardly learn together
It was awful. The stupid shit you have to deal with is too much
>Always cried like a baby during sad animal scenes in movies as she grabs your arm, her makeup running down her face
>Fanaticized about princesses, changed her hairstyle constantly
>Always wants to try cooking. Bought these faggy matching 'cute' aprons for us to wear as we make a mess in the kitchen together laughing
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>>5331
ohhh, intrastin. thank you anon, I'll download it for later.
>>5328 (OP) 
>Just get an American college babe
Only if you're American. Fuck off euros, I need a wife too. I just want my American huntress wife to defend muh life, liberty, and property with...
>>5331
lucid dreaming works better if you can learn to control it
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>>5328 (OP) 
Sounds bredi ebin
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>>5335
>lucid dreaming works better
Definitely true for this kind of purpose. In fact, you can kind of combine the two. 
You can use self-hypnosis and self suggestions/affirmations to induce lucid dreams. You definitely should combine self-hypnosis and/or self-suggestions to other methods. Also, you can take advantage of the time just before you fall asleep (the borderline between sleep state and the state of being awake) for using self-suggestions (for any reason or purpose). Also, keep dream diary and record all dreams (very important!), use present tense (it's easier to recall the dream this way) and write down the date.

See the related pics and visit the relevant /2hu/ thread.

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ALSO KNOWN AS FUTURE PROPERTY OF FINLAND
International thread. Post international things.
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FUGGEN EBIN
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FUGGG :DDDDD
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>>5247
haha benis :DD
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Behold the lands raised in her majestic name.
You who seek the One True Jay, follow this enigma towards the key.

Travel towards treasured mountains, to where the Kappa dwell.
From where the water flows, look for the shore that shares it's name.
To the west lies Tengu's mark - there sleeps a key between them.

The one who obtains the key must then find the One True Jay in accordance with these rules.

On the first twilight, offer the five chosen as The key as sacrifices to mystery.
On the second twilight, sacrifice those same five again.
On the third twilight, deflect and janny everything.
On the fourth twilight, read the GET WATCH thread and kill.
On the fifth twilight, read the Intl thread and kill.
On the sixth twilight, read the Meta thread and pill.
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>>5249
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>>5257
Ohaiyo
>>5257
I guess this proves the point cos nobody talks about sports on spee anymore lmao
>>5255
yeah but I didn't make the riddle
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>>5172 (OP) 
COME BACK RIGHT NOW

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
me too
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>>5061
#MeToo
pop
kita elmo making the kita face
Ran sama looks very cute.

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>>1488
when it's the right time to post the flan but you forgot to post the flan
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>>1607
relatable
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nice

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>3907
was about to post this
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>>3906 (OP) 
The games get harder and harder to read visually. Soon, background, background effects, bullets, enemies, PC and PC bullets will all blend together and we will play 2hu for a kaleidoscopic experience.
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>>3917
>Implying that that's a problem.
>>3917
it seems to me to be less of a problem in UM, but we will have to see

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>>784 (OP) 
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>>4760
I always hated this video because it's not actually properly synched to the beat

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So /monster/ started playing this browser game again about running your own nation. Last time /monster/ played it, they managed to rank 1st for most average WA endorsements worldwide and hold that position for several months. 

We're crashing the party! Already got our own nation set up lads. Can't wait to run it into the ground because these political things are usually biased towards leftist policies. Ironically, I'm also terrible at grand strategy games. I could use your help and advice to take our fledgling nation to new heights.

/japan/ nation: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tengu_reich
/monster/ thread: https://smuglo.li/monster/res/86275.html
/2hu/ thread: https://prolikewoah.com/2hu/res/2455.html
NS region: https://www.nationstates.net/region=ammitica PW: Druelladidnothingwrong
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gud work spurdo sparde sped now endorse everyone else you can
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>>4649
dun
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>>4650
if you upvote everyone we can't take over budy
u got manipulated
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>>4651
but if he doesn't upbote everyone it brings down our wa endorsement average and we can't dab on the normalfags
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>>4651
fuggggggggg
>>4652
today the tengoo reich tomorrow the werld

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Regards, from /v/.
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>>4484
babbygets =/= GETs
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>>4487
t. fag who got singles
>>4487
lmao yeah tell that to /japan/ aka /babbygets/
>>4484
1-9999 is just babbygets for 0 points. first points come into play at 10000-99999. Still a fun event, just nod worth points yet.
>>4444 (OP) 
fug u dodd :DD

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How do /cow/fags feel about their new president?
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>>206 (OP) 
He wouldn't be able to solve the captcha either.
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>>217
>put captcha at the white house door
/cow/ are a bunch of dup btfoers, they're probably glad to be ridin' with biden.
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>>231
Why wouldn't they support a fellow pedophile?
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