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"Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself." — Otamin


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lazy ruski edition
incompetent leaf edition

>What's a 2hu
Shrinesl00t armpit licking sim series
>Where do I start?
https://moriyashrine.org/files/categories/
Get EoSD with the vsynch patch If you're new to primary games. SA if you're some kind of mushihime master or something.
Or just play the fangames, only /jp/ is gonna judge you for that.

>Only for pure secondary niggers:
soku: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
>Try to learn soku:
https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
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GG. Excellent tonko pressure. Consider being more cautious in the air with it, but I could tell you tightened it up a bit at the end there. Youmu has a lot of sneaky mix ups to remember. Keep an eye on my deck to see if I've got a DP in there.
Testing:
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>>6287
Test failed utterly, please advise
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>>6288
Advise on what?
>>6287
that's not even a real ipv4 address

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alright which is better
ota or gn
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>>4056
oatmin doesn't bully me like trevvor does
>>4048
taoism teaches that immortality can only be attained through the absence of feces
therefore pee is superior
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the gn is better because oat is fat
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HE CAN DELETE MY POSTS BUT HE CAN'T DELETE MY SPIRIT
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because I uploaded 2 banners he banned the account and locked the platform down preventing anyone else from doing the same
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>>6095
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>>6095
the absolute state of jannies
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>>6095
>>6097
>free advertising to possibly compatible anons
>you weebs fuck it up
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guys don't worry I'm sure he'll open it up again in a few days when he thinks we aren't looking

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No step on snek
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>>6049
post folder pl0x
mediafire com/folder/4b8usxrsidmf2/gadsden
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>>6052
>Do you need to download more than a few files at a time? No problem! Upgrade to a MediaFire Premium account to gain access to features like Bulk-Download.
It's a sad day for lazy anons. Are there any linux tools that can do that? Gallery-dl doesn't work.
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sneks: https://files.catbox.moe/4hv0t4.7z
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>>6053
fuck me, did not realize that
here: https://files.catbox.moe/s7wpbp.7z
>>6055
thx bby
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>>6056
thanks fren, I used this program to get rid of dupes: https://github.com/saolaolsson/pixiple

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>What is chess
High impact racial violence simulator.

>Where to play?
https://lichess.org/
Also https://www.chess.com/ but I haven't used it.
To play with anons select "Play With a Friend". Pick a variant and time control. Pick a colour (random unless you're a shitter), and post link in thread.
To join follow the link and press "Join game". Then, let the race war begin. If the game has started, clicking on the link will take you straight to the board to spectate.

Game mechanics
The game is played on an 8x8 grid. The horizontal lines are called files, the vertical lines, ranks. These are given cartesian coordinates (A-G,1-8). (B,3), written B3, is the 2nd file, 3rd rank. The first two rows have your army, called pieces. Pieces have movement patterns they always follow explained below. White always moves first. Attacking is simply moving ontop of an opponents piece which captures it and it is now out of the game for the rest of play. Defending is done by having one of your own pieces attack in the direction of a friendly piece. If the opponent Initiates an attack and takes your piece, you capture their piece back. All pieces can move and capture in the same direction except pawns. Threatening to capture the king is called check. The king cannot voluntarily move into check. When the king cannot escape the threat, this is called checkmate. First do do this wins.

Time control: How long each person has to play. When you run out you lose. If not set, you or your opponent can choose to never play and not lose, but, if you trust your opponent and want to take it easy, you don't need to set one. 5 mins is reasonable. 3 mins for a fast game. 1 for a battle of speed and primal instincts. 10 mins for big think games. Increment is how many seconds you earn from making a move. 5+3 = 5 mins and +3 seconds to your timer when you move.

The game can be a draw if:
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>>5881
move the king left or right one, doesn't matter what black does, can't put himself in check. move the pawn forward and keep stepping it toward the other end by positioning either it or the king so that neither can be taken because black can't put himself in check. get da queen and step him down to whatever side in essentially the same manner used to get the pawn to the end. same with the next one why did you post the same one twice
>>5881
>Don't list 20 moves
You can't stop me.
https://lichess.org/DJC6t1iL
game here pls join
https://lichess.org/G96LowOQ test
I play a 5AAA > 6A > 2B (3hit) > 9hjc > 6D > j.5A > j.8A > j.6C  gambit which lets me trade my queen for 1/3 of your damage bar. Your move, Yugi!

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ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 12th, WE RAID /tv/ FOR THE CRIME OF UNCONTROLLED JANITORING. 

NO HOLDS BARRED, POST LEGAL LOLI AT FULL BLAST, POST ANIME THREADS ON /tv/ BECAUSE IT'S ALLOWED, POST /dup/ THREADS WITH ON TOPIC SUBJECTS BUT OFF TOPIC IMAGES, POST ANYTHING ON /dunk/ IT'S A SHITHOLE

IF WE ARE EXTENSIVELY SUCCESSFUL GAHOOL MAY AN HERO JUDGING BY HIS CURRENT MENTAL STATE SHOWN IN HIS LAST VIDEO. KEEP UP THE PRESSURE, LADS!
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alright buddy you have two options here
you can have take it easy
or you can have ogre blood
those are your two choices, choose wisely
So whwat'ts it gunna be, huh? Huh?
ゆ ゆっ くり し て い って ね?
ogre blode?
>>5618 (OP) 
>StrelokWeeb
This smells like a call for a personal army. I'd rather take it easy.
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>>5618 (OP) 
>ogre blood
hmmmm
I think you shoulda hyped up this raid for longer, now nobody is doing it.  You didn't even bother to give a specific time during the day.
You've chosen wisely
that's the story of tengu cretin

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kill trannies
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kill jannies
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>>5637
seconded
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>>5638
sike, I was a janny all along
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>>5639
go to the hospital and kys with the vaccine nigger
>>5639
This poster is obese.

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I fell for the gyaru meme and started dating one. 
>Obsessed with weird 'cute' accessories for her phone
>Intense smell of perfume
>Didn't even like rap, just listened to either "Modern" American pop like Party Rock Anthem or lovey-dovey 2000s J-Pop like Ayumi Hamasaki and Koda Kumi
>Was a clutz who could barely walk up the stairs
>Her jewellery was either tacky cheap shit or stuff her mom picked out for her
>Tanned because she was insecure about her body and latched onto the image as a form of identity
>Slightly chubby legs from sitting on the sofa all day
>Thought she'd want to get dressed up and go clubbing, instead she wore sweaters and wanted to walk to coffee shops in the snow with me. Bitch it's freezing out
>Tried to speak in 'cool' English but I could tell it was just poorly spliced together lines picked out of romance movies
>Acted like she was experienced with men but was clueless in bed and we had to awkwardly learn together
It was awful. The stupid shit you have to deal with is too much
>Always cried like a baby during sad animal scenes in movies as she grabs your arm, her makeup running down her face
>Fanaticized about princesses, changed her hairstyle constantly
>Always wants to try cooking. Bought these faggy matching 'cute' aprons for us to wear as we make a mess in the kitchen together laughing
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>>5331
ohhh, intrastin. thank you anon, I'll download it for later.
>>5328 (OP) 
>Just get an American college babe
Only if you're American. Fuck off euros, I need a wife too. I just want my American huntress wife to defend muh life, liberty, and property with...
>>5331
lucid dreaming works better if you can learn to control it
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>>5328 (OP) 
Sounds bredi ebin
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>>5335
>lucid dreaming works better
Definitely true for this kind of purpose. In fact, you can kind of combine the two. 
You can use self-hypnosis and self suggestions/affirmations to induce lucid dreams. You definitely should combine self-hypnosis and/or self-suggestions to other methods. Also, you can take advantage of the time just before you fall asleep (the borderline between sleep state and the state of being awake) for using self-suggestions (for any reason or purpose). Also, keep dream diary and record all dreams (very important!), use present tense (it's easier to recall the dream this way) and write down the date.

See the related pics and visit the relevant /2hu/ thread.

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ALSO KNOWN AS FUTURE PROPERTY OF FINLAND
International thread. Post international things.
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FUGGEN EBIN
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FUGGG :DDDDD
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>>5247
haha benis :DD
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Behold the lands raised in her majestic name.
You who seek the One True Jay, follow this enigma towards the key.

Travel towards treasured mountains, to where the Kappa dwell.
From where the water flows, look for the shore that shares it's name.
To the west lies Tengu's mark - there sleeps a key between them.

The one who obtains the key must then find the One True Jay in accordance with these rules.

On the first twilight, offer the five chosen as The key as sacrifices to mystery.
On the second twilight, sacrifice those same five again.
On the third twilight, deflect and janny everything.
On the fourth twilight, read the GET WATCH thread and kill.
On the fifth twilight, read the Intl thread and kill.
On the sixth twilight, read the Meta thread and pill.
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>>5257
Ohaiyo
>>5257
I guess this proves the point cos nobody talks about sports on spee anymore lmao
>>5255
yeah but I didn't make the riddle
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>>5172 (OP) 
COME BACK RIGHT NOW

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