/fit/ - Health and Fitness

>>1498 (OP) 
Where is the oats for the recipe OP?

>>1327 (OP) 
I remember how eating diatomaceous earth (and orange juice) was such a huge "it gives energy" meme among the vegan/fitness/health community for no fucking reason. Some anon tried it out and didn't find anything conclusive,  except speculating that it was the orange juice that gave these people energy because they ate like shit.

I'm getting the same vibe from this. Getting benefits but not for the reasons they think they do.

>>1327 (OP) 
Getting sun on your skin starts the vitamin D production in your body, which makes you happy. If you are a sick city indoor hipster, getting into the sun will improve your health regardless of what part of your body you tan.

>>1290 (OP) 
I can advise you the following stretches and exercises for sexual awesomeness:

Exercises for sexual competence
Planking, rotisserie rolls, other core-area workouts - this will help you last when on top of her, core stamina is important for missionary or any sex position where you're on top of her.
Squats, lunges - Sex is mostly hips and leg action, with arms as a means of support.
Cardio - For stamina in general.

Stretches for sexual competence
Most of these are yoga poses, so it should help you enough.

Horse Pose, Child's pose, deep squats - Keep that pelvic-floor nice and loose so you can come like a beast.
Cobra pose, king cobra pose, bed-hanging - Keeps your core loose, because missionary.
Bridge pose, downward dog oise, butterfly pose (wall) - keep the legs nice and loose too, they support your hips, which hold your baby-making center.

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>>1314
>/monster/ has a madlad that made his own 3D-printed molds for silicone onaholes.
most 3d printers use plastic, not silicon. unless you're sure of the material being used it will basically be pic related. posting this because i know some retard is going to try it without thinking.

>>1314
How does meditation work?
I've tried it a few times but I'm never sure of what I'm supposed to do. 
>>1315
>3D-printed 'molds' for silicone onaholes

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>>1314
Thank you for the detailed reply, but the problem has resolved itself. I can last far longer than I would ever reasonably want to, and the only thing I changed in my routine was practice. I think it was a 50/50 split between novelty and technique. I find that paradoxically the rougher I go, the longer I last because the best sensation, especially with condoms, is sliding all the way in.

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>>1315
>The keyword is indeed "mold". You print it and -then- you mix/fill the silicone.

>How does meditation work.
It works by basically setting your mind to the equivalent of giving your mind superuser privileges.

You'll know when you -got it- when your mind is in "The Zone". You can achieve this state while moving or in action too, if you get really-involved with something, that's a pretty similar state. The difference is that we're achieving this in a state of relaxation instead of one of action.

Ultimately it matters not if you actually are active or relaxing, what matters is your state of mind.

Also, sorry if this sounds really weird. meditation is one of those things that is easier to get when you experience it. If you find yourself overthinking it, I would suggest you try out inner child work and self-forgiveness first.

Keep in mind. my examples in that list are solely just the surface on what mental work is and can entail. There is a -lot- of information out there on how to help yourself and the ways you can help yourself.

I don't know jack about sprinting. Never done it before. What would you recommend for someone who just wants try it casually OP? Any tips or good resources?

>>1295 (OP) 
>you will never be able to run from that feel

bring snax

>>1213
The weight distribution changes your gait/body mechanics. That may or may not be a concern depending on goals and priorities. It's also hard on your pack, I've ruined multiple packs from carrying heavy shit in them.

I just bought a Brute Force 40lb weight vest, I will test it out once I pack it with sand and let you all know my review.

I kind of want to do this with chain mail because chain mail is cool and it'd give me an excuse to have it.

>>1223
You'd be protected against wild nigger attacks if you live in London!

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>>1190 (OP) 
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Is TKD bro still here?

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>>1049
>is TKD bro still here?
We're here forever. As of me, I've become very inactive as of lately.
Unless I find a path to motivation  and I learn to schedule my time you won't be hearing much from me.

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>>1056
Did you quit the dojang or something?

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>>1057
I'm away from the town, which means I have to get my shit together.
And my shit is fucked.

>>1059
I see. Well, good luck with whatever is going on. Consider training on your own, you can make skill progress even with minimal practice if you pay attention.

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>>818
>bo doesn't want an active board
If a board isn't being posted on, it's dead.
The way to attract posters is by keeping the board active. I don't appreciate the implication that my posts and threads are low quality. Especially when I've gone to the trouble of creating oc for the board.

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>>816
>activity bad
you are retarded

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Finished page 1. I trained 16 hours total for the last 20 days, but only on 10 days out of the 20. I had to substitute some strength oriented sessions for the the circuit as my legs were absolutely shot. The version posted on this thread takes that into account by adding the alternate strength workouts by design. It also fixes a couple omissions. 
Since I didn't train today, and I missed my target, I'm starting on page 2 tomorrow. See you in 20 days.

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I've decided to modify things a bit. I'm going to start on a new page tomorrow instead of waiting to finish the page I'm on. There are a few reasons for this. I think this version is better balanced overall, more challenging, and more sustainable long term. One can go as hard or easy as one likes by adjusting circuit reps and take up to a week off if necessary without losing any gains. 2 weeks is more psychologically manageable and more appropriate for my long term goals, as I want to cycle on and off a calorie deficit. Metabolic adaptation starts to set in after 2 weeks on a caloric deficit, so you really don't want to go longer than that if you don't want to end up with a low basal metabolic rate.
As you can see, it's structured a bit differently. The light workout is something that shouldn't leave you too tired, it's meant to be done before going to work. I have my own plans for this time, if anyone wants to try the regimen, just do whatever is suitable for you in this regard. 
On the initial post on the martial arts thread explaining the schedule, I said to aim for at least 2 "reps" of the circuit. Disregard that, especially for this version. Do as many as you can do sustainably, if that's 1, so be it.
In case anyone is interested in copying it, here's my 10 minute warm-up:
>100 up minor (walking in place with high knees)
>the following calisthenics, 10 reps (or seconds for holds) each
>push-ups
>mountain climbers
>side crunches
>side plank
>superman
>back hyperextensions
>swimmers
>good mornings
>sit-ups

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>>890
>timed my "10 minute" warm-up
>16 minutes
I guess it's fine. I like my warm-up the way it is.

It's a fake spam message. Sorry..

>>659
When do you prefer to take it? I've been taking it all in one go around midday, but I'm considering splitting it into two. The feeling of fullness tends to fade after dinner, so maybe it will help.

>>654
I've seen that one and I reckon it's bullshit. If you crave candy, your body thinks it needs energy. If you crave chocolate, your body thinks it needs energy. If you crave ramen or bread, your body thinks it needs more energy. If you crave chips or bacon, your body thinks it needs salt. Simple as. It's up to you to decide whether your body is correct or not.
I can't really give proper advice here because I've never been a fat cunt nor had troubles with junk food. Quite the opposite; I'm one of those guys who have to force themselves to eat. I can go for days without eating if I don't keep track. But even still, you can't eat what does not exist. Stop buying junk food and only cook enough carbs and fats to meet your bare minimum requirements. If you do have more calories than you probably should have, then that's the perfect excuse to go and pump some iron to burn it off.

On a similar note, is anybody else here physically disgusted by junk food? I like ice cream and dark chocolate, but lollies are bland, chips are too salty and (if flavoured) fake, sweet chocolate tastes gross and soft drink makes me want to puke. With the exception of ice cream, all of the above are so unsatisfying that it actually hurts if I eat them alone as if I hadn't eaten in 36 hours. I assume this is because my body expects a proper meal packed full of nutrients and produces acid in response but is instead greeted by a low-quality hi

>>677
>On a similar note, is anybody else here physically disgusted by junk food?
It depends, some i love chocolate and fast food other i have no interest in at all candy, gummy bears and stuff like that and the rest i actively dislike sodas
>you may find that you don't even want M&Ms or Cola anymore.
Definitely, it's what i did with drinks and now i only drink water and coffee and the occasional liqueur

>>596
As good guys die out, the world only gets shittier and shittier with more of faggots like you reproducing and sucking up the fresh O2. Niggers, spics, and kikes like you only serve to make the world a shittier place with obessessive crying about muh colonialization, retards who need gobernment fundings and assistance to help you from becoming outcasts or homeless faggots off the streets, and favorites of big corps who treat you like slaves while sucking you off as if you're anything special.

>>608
There are no we wuzzers this is just you being a typical shitskin crying bout white people as always. Not even imageboards are safe from you faggots.

>>654
>What do you guys use to kill food cravings? 
The best way to do that is to occupy your mind on something that makes you forget about eating shitty foods. Doing your usually hobbies or setting your mind on something that makes you forget about eating crap is something I've been doing these past years.

>>285
>There are literal videos of animals jacking off or licking themselves for sexual pleasure. How is nature unnatural?
Animals also genocide, cannibalize themselves, and rape their own kin for fun. Just because creatures of nature does it doesn't mean it's natural nor does it mean it should be done. Animals are essence of nature just like humans and can make poor decisions within their lives and do things that are unnatural as well. Your logic is retarded, because this is something (((scientists))) claim when they're the same people who are willing to take things out of context and claim that merely homosexuality exist among animals, because they took a dominant lion raping its victim as an indication of homosexuality being of tolerance. Masturbation has no benefits whatsoever, even Israel the country that profits off of porn industry knows this, which is they banned it and use it as weapon.