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How can I suppress my libido without affecting my testosterone levels? I think I would be much more productive and happy without sexual urges. I'm interested in anything without serious side effects.
Cold showers. As cold as you can possibly stand, ideally as cold as the shower goes. Good for skin, raises testosterone, lowers libido. Only downside is it's fucking cold. Also quit porn if you haven't already,
Redirect your sexual energy into whatever it is you are supposed to be doing. The downside is that you may develop a productivity fetish.
Anybody have a screencap from when OP became sexually attracted to barbells?
what happened to this board? it had a healthy userbase and got posts almost every day, then it just died?
Dump infographs, workout plans, diet lists, recipes, etc. here.
>if you don't shave your asshole for your wife's gay son you must be a homo
Nice jew logic.
Shaving your ass is one of the gayest things a man can do. Next you'll be talking about bleaching your asshole. I don't get dingleberries because I know how to clean myself, and I'm fuckin' hirsute.
Obviously a hairy arse can be just as clean as a bald one, it's just that you have to put in more time and effort. Unless you're like Mr. Macho 100% straight anon, who prefers a manly, unwiped musk about his butt to prove how much he doesn't want dick in there.
Actual homophobia really is a sign of homosexuality, mate. I'm not talking about the silly leftist definition of simply disliking faggots, but rather the condition where a man is so paranoid of being seen as gay or the possibility that he may indeed be gay that he goes to absurd lengths to avoid anything even vaguely associated with homosexuality. A homophobe is a man who permits no depictions of rainbows in his house. A man who refuses to do squats for fear that they will give him a ghetto booty. A man who acts like Guts when it comes to male contact despite having never been abused. A man who would sooner let himself die of colon cancer than allow "them queer doctors" to "fool around back there". This is you.
>you don't do squats because you're a homophobe
>Cross Country Skiing
Can that be substituted with Snowboarding?
lol get the fuck outta here tranny
Post old /fit/ banners or make some new ones.
Nah, bro. It's not gay unless it's a wet dream or a romantic one, and even then it's only gay if you forget to say "No homo." as soon as you wake up.
shitty meme banner I had made a while ago
doesn't fit bro it's gotta be 300x100, you'll have to chop his legs
I am honestly too lazy for that my man
Discuss things that aren't workouts or exercise per se, but help you to improve your performance as well as maintain /fit/ness and motivation. For example:
>wim hof method
>abstinence in general
>study and inspirational reading
Things to not discuss:
<roids, drugs and other gay shit
Personally I stopped using warm water in my showers, all my showers have been 100% cold for the last 3 months. I've had a huge uptick in energy levels since I started doing this, and I also feel more solid, like my body has become more dense. The reason I decided to do this is related to an observation I made a few years ago. I was visiting family and had my cat with me, and even though it was the beginning of winter, he had to stay in a shed outside because of their dog. Now, he was normally 7.5 pounds, but after a few weeks in that shed, he was 14 pounds. The reason I weighed him was because he was noticeably bigger, and suddenly had muscle definition, it blew my mind that he just about doubled his weight. Interestingly, he went right back to his old weight after he started living inside aga
By not asking stupid question. If you can't even control your hunger don't even bother asking, subhuman shouldn't be allowed to break its chain.
>kill food cravings
I take 2-3 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar in water a day and it's good for making you feel "full" between meals.
When do you prefer to take it? I've been taking it all in one go around midday, but I'm considering splitting it into two. The feeling of fullness tends to fade after dinner, so maybe it will help.
I've seen that one and I reckon it's bullshit. If you crave candy, your body thinks it needs energy. If you crave chocolate, your body thinks it needs energy. If you crave ramen or bread, your body thinks it needs more energy. If you crave chips or bacon, your body thinks it needs salt. Simple as. It's up to you to decide whether your body is correct or not.
I can't really give proper advice here because I've never been a fat cunt nor had troubles with junk food. Quite the opposite; I'm one of those guys who have to force themselves to eat. I can go for days without eating if I don't keep track. But even still, you can't eat what does not exist. Stop buying junk food and only cook enough carbs and fats to meet your bare minimum requirements. If you do have more calories than you probably should have, then that's the perfect excuse to go and pump some iron to burn it off.
On a similar note, is anybody else here physically disgusted by junk food? I like ice cream and dark chocolate, but lollies are bland, chips are too salty and (if flavoured) fake, sweet chocolate tastes gross and soft drink makes me want to puke. With the exception of ice cream, all of the above are so unsatisfying that it actually hurts if I eat them alone as if I hadn't eaten in 36 hours. I assume this is because my body expects a proper meal packed full of nutrients and produces acid in response but is instead greeted by a low-quality hi
Do it for her YOURSELF Edition
Why aren't you running, anon?
I, for one, aren't because I'm a lazy piece of shit and my motivation runs out extremely quickly after the initial sporadic bursts I get from now and then. One thing I noticed is that this lack of motivation comes, at least in part, from the lack of company and the inability to discuss the activity or compare your results with anyone else.
So I thought of making this thread to encourage anons to pick up running and actually keep at it in hopes that the sense of community with will keep everyone engaged enough not to drop out after the first week day.
I'm absolutely not an expert but, if you're interested in joining and are an absolute beginner I would wholeheartedly recommend the C25K program (pic related #2), I tried it and while progress is slow, it's very easy to follow and you see the first results near immediately, even if you've never done jackshit in your life. IMPORTANT: don't run if you're a tub of lard, you'll just fuck up your joints! Lose some weight first, chubby!
So, from tomorrow morning onwards, I'm going to start my running routine again and I will post updates after every session so we can get the ball rolling and hopefully we can get more people involved and bring more activity to the board! Everyone's welcome!
>updates about your activity
>informative videos and images
>tips, tricks and suggestions of all sorts
>shoes and clothing reccs
how long does it take to lose your running gainz?
I've slowed down greatly on my running. I'll probably go maybe twice a week and supplement everything else with snow shoveling and log splitting. I did go out the other day for a two mile run and it was actually pretty good, but I'm going to mostly hibernate and let the calluses on my feet soften bit until it's warm enough. And I have to stress that you shouldn't go running for a long time for the sake of your dick. I lose as much as 3" from its normal flaccidity when I exercise because blood isn't circulating there as much, so while I was running in the cold I realized it could probably get frostbite and decreased the amount of time I intended to spend out there.
>tfw haven't gone in 2+ weeks
>Why aren't you running, anon?
So running around in my house or indoors generally is pretty easy and I'm pretty athletic all around. I'm in good shape. But for whatever reason running outside kills my knees, and so does running on a treadmill if I don't have it inclined.
What am I doing wrong? I'm not heel/ axe kicking ground with every step so I'm pretty sure thats not the problem
In which anons will autistically screech about their masturbation habits. For me, it's been 26 days as of this post, with no nocturnal emissions (that's the challenging part). I used to have a habit of jerking it in controlled routine, once a week just to maintain emotional stability with a modicum of energy. However I have worked on developing a mindset and set of goals that will help manage the energy. Here's what Napoleon Hill has to say about it.
>When driven by this desire, men develop keenness of imagination, courage, will-power, persistence, and creative ability unknown to them at other times. So strong and impelling is the desire for sexual contact that men freely run the risk of life and reputation to indulge it. When harnessed, and redirected along other lines, this motivating force maintains all of its attributes of keenness of imagination, courage, etc., which may be used as powerful creative forces in literature, art, or in any other profession or calling, including, of course, the accumulation of riches
>The transmutation of sex energy calls for the exercise of will-power, to be sure, but the reward is worth the effort. The desire for sexual expression is inborn and natural. The desire cannot, and should not be submerged or eliminated. But it should be given an outlet through forms of expression which enrich the body, mind, and spirit of man. If not given this form of outlet, through transmutation, i
Well I've done a week now, I don't think I'll go more than a month though, that's crazay.
Put it all in a woman and have babies.
What kind of powers did you develop? I'm doing nofap too and I'm kind of interested in knowing what awaits me. I was just discussing with a dear friend of mine who said I should try levitation before the end of week two. He also said that I should already be able of some light telekinesis but I gave it a shot and no luck, I must be a bit of a slow learner I guess.
Make anime real.
Post about conditioning, technique, theory, training methods and frequency, sport fighting, self defence, fighters, and martial arts cinema.
>got mired by some black dude at the gym when I was punching the heavy bag
>"damn bro you're going crazy on that thing"
>told him it's great cardio and he should get a pair of gloves and have at it
feels good man. I'm still hoping to get enough money to start actually going to a boxing gym for real since I've done bag work and stuff, but I've never really sparred. thinking I'd like to do boxing, kickboxing/muay thai, or perhaps BJJ. Not looking like I'll be able to do it for the time being though sadly
Do you also train without boxing gloves? Lethwei is a good sport to look at if you hadn't considered training headbutts into your muay thai techniques and its good training for the muscles around your kneck if you do it properly. Whats helped me keep myself somewhat grounded in the reality of violence is watching footage of protests and knockout chimpilations. It's almost the perfect martial art to train if you want to learn actual bareknuckle boxing with clinches that could work just as well if not better with a helmet and biker gloves. Even thinnger material like mechanic's gloves can keep ypur hands safe when punching someone in the head. Ild leave BJJ out and try to learn wreslting because it also has a ground game, but trains you to have the mentality of never accepting bottom position in the first place.
Can you guys tell me which martial art is bullshit and which isn't ?
Why is it with martial arts everyone is ether a zealot or some other sort of retard? Like its hard to get good at grappling by yourself but everyone I've met ether falls in to the two categories I mentioned or just doesn't care about form.
Why can't I find dudes to train with who just want to get better at technique, and not get injured/injure anyone?
If you have a simple one-liner question, ask it here.
vegetables have carbs, so no
All the keto stuff i've seen makes it clear to eat a lot of vegetables, you just shouldn't eat empty carbs like rice and flour.
Don't you think we have way too many pinned threads? 3 is too much overkill and makes it much harder to see new posts being made.
seems fine to me, just bumps everything down a bit. if you're not using the catalog for everything then that's on you.
home cardio workouts that don't involve equipment? all i have are some dumbbells and a pullup bar
Hey there, /fit/
We're in the process of organizing a new edition of The Infinity Cup or /icup/ for short, a virtual soccer tournament pitching various boards and imageboards against each other, and we're trying to find out if any of the boards that previously joined us wanted to reserve a spot in the final tournament.
Since your team was already present in previous iterations, we already have both your roster, your kits and logos, so the only thing we ask of you if you want to join is the following:
1) Making sure your team has the correct number of medals (1 Gold, 1 Silver and 2 Bronze), which you can see from the wiki page;
2) Making a thread over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ with your team's pledge, you just need to make a new thread telling us that your board wants in on the cup.
Optionally) Assign player cards, roles and special strategies to your players, which can be referenced from the following wiki articles:
I'd love to participate, would you be able to share the existing /fit/ team? It'd be easier than starting from scratch and it'd be easier to make changes to it.
Keep in mind, you can remake it from scratch if you feel like it, we just kind of need the wiki page to be consistent with your decisions though. Just so that the head rigger doesn't screw up.
Hey /fit/, just getting around to the last few active boards who weren't part of ICUP 6 to officially announce the GCUP. The GCUP will be an exhibition tournament between boards of the webring that represent nations of the world, and will be contested under usual ICUP rules. In addition, we'll also be hosting friendlies for non-national boards/teams as part of the festivities. Friendlies can be played under normal rules, or, if you choose, under alternate (meme) rulesets that will be decided closer to the Cup's kickoff. The event is set to begin February 13th, 2021. Look forward to having you there!
Why do you guys have two threads?
I want to take on the difficult task of working out for 8 continuous days after only 1 rest day from 6 continuous days of exercise to close off the year. Last time I worked out 8 days straight I could barely finish my workout on the last day but I had never felt more accomplished.
I'm uncertain if I can make it, all I know is it would be in my best interest to try.
Order me to continue onward and make it.
Baka. You can't "close off the year" with 8 days of working out while we're still in November.
Only for 3 more days.
Besides this might be the only span of time I get to workout 8 days, the rest of the year (month) will be only 6 days and mostly 4 most likely. I need all the help I can get to reach my goal of a 30 inch waist, I'm at 37 and 1 day in as of writing this.
I GOTTA MAKE IT