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Look who's back baby
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its meromin
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>>3741 (OP) 
Who's that!?
KOISHI! ARE YOU HOME!?
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Must have been a rock or something.
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So he's back drawing Touhou again after years of drawing nothing but FGO sluts?
I'm really down for new quality Touhou arts from him but I won't put my hopes too high to be honest


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Would you let Remilia bite your balls?
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>>3281
Why is Flan eating Remilia's nipple?
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>>3283
Breasts are women's balls.
Remi's just didn't drop yet.
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>Mammy Sakuya
wew
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>>3652
i love this so much.
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>>3655
Chinks seem to love tom and jerry for some reason.

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YUUKA IS CUTEKA!
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>>3387
No.
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>>3630
tldr
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>>3631
Anon cums a lot in Yuuka.
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>>3632
Oops, forgot to change the command order!

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>https://touhou-project.news/news/7436/
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>>2949
I guess ZUN is making up for not having enough time to add Tik-Toks to 16.5.
>>2950
>three aunns
>urumi
>at least one flan
You just won the game. Add Byakuren, Futo and Patchouli's cards to make it even easier.
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Chimata is officially an nft now, I guess.
doesn't change the fact that i'll impregnate chimatan

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As it was mentioned in the meta thread, registrations for the next ICup are underway.
We still have a thread from the last cup with logo and shirt designs.
I do not have much experience with PES and sportsballs in general, if anyone wants to sign up and manage the team please be my guest.

General Thread: https://anon.cafe/icup/res/2934.html
Create-a-Team-thread: https://anon.cafe/icup/res/2945.html
/2hu/ Thread from 2020: https://anon.cafe/icup/res/904.html

Games are now in progress
Wiped out in first stage

rigged Results:
/2hu/ 3 - 4 /monarchy/
/2hu/ 3 - 2 /ac/
/2hu/ 1 - 4 /a/
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Infinity Cup 7 is now complete! Congratulations to /eris/ who joins the ranks of champions as they defeated /japan/ 3-1 in the Final! Stay tuned for the award winners over at our /icup/ board.
Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you in the next one!
Hello, friends of /2hu/, we're currently trying to get the Winter version of the Infinity Cup up and running, but we sorely need your help to make it happen.
Currently we're looking for a host, a co-commentator and some 3D assets/someone capable of making some. Even just cleaning up a bit of the wiki would help us out immensely.
Stay tuned for more and keep us posted on https://anon.cafe/icup/res/4864.html
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>>3569
Fuck off Autist, the cup has not been planned yet
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>>3570
It's not really an invitation, it's just asking for help. The board is kinda small and there's only so much we can do on our own.
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>>3571
If you want to work on your team or help with the cup you can do it at any time and he's spammed other boards with the same text, this is not the first time he's done this

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Hong Meiling? More like Hung Dinaling!

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Why is Orin looking at me so judgementally?
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Orin's nape is a sexual organ.
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>>3480
Oh that Koishi...
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>>3483
Koishi's a cruel mistress.
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Orin paws sexy

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Hey!
I had dibs on Nue's shoulderblades!
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I have dibs on Nue's nostrils!
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I can't believe that youkai girl from the temple is such a slut!
I wonder what will the high priestess say.

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>>1262
Saw a pretty degen dream with futa Suika today.
Guess she came to punish me for missing suikaday.
Too bad I played so much eratoho that now when I se 2hos in my dreams I immediately start stopping time, stealing panties and fucking everyone around me.
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Saw another touhou dream some time ago.
So, I was in my childhood home, which was a flat on the 8th floor of a block house.
In the yard, we had a metallic tennis table, which I remember being used for it's intended purpose maybe the total of 10 times in my life: younger children usually used it for climbing/sitting on, and the older children used it for holding the alcohol.
To the west from the table was a utility building, like a substation or some such.
My room had a bird feeder on it, and as the birds had a sort of hierarchy in there, the neighbouring windowsills in all directions often were occupied by the birds waiting for their turn. And if the window in that neighbouring room was opened vertically, in the ventilation mode or whatever, some birds would perch on top of it, and look into the room until someone moved. Although, in my dream, the windows opened to the outside, and not the inside, as they did irl, but whatever.
So, I was standing in the room adjacent to mine, just looking out of the window, when I saw a girl sitting on the table. I immediately recognized her: black skirt, white blouse, black hair, tokin hat, was that the fucking Aya Shameimaru?
She had a crow (or more like a jackdaw) sitting on her hand, and it looked like she was telling it something. Then the crow took off, and headed towards my window, which was open on the ventilation.
So, the windows also had toning film on them, because we don't have air conditioning in the third world, and because of that I'm pretty sure you couldn't see anything from the outside without the lights on. So, the crow couldn't see me until the very moment it went in for the landing on the top of the window frame; at which point we could see eye to eye through the gap, barely more than 10 cm between us. I could see its eye expression going "oh shit", as it cawed from the fright, and scrammed for the forest.
When I looked back to the table, Aya was gone.
So, I started desperately panning my eyes across the landscape to see where she went, until I noticed a hint of her white blouse between the foliage of the nearby forest. As I strained my eyes to see her, her silhouette became clearer, kind of how if you stare into the patterns on a carpet long enough, your eyes relax, and you start seeing things in the pattern. And conversely, when I blinked or moved my eyes at all, even without taking them off her, I lost my concentration, and she quickly merged with the landscape again. So, I was standing there unblinking, straining my eyes to the limit just to see her. She was peeking from behind a tree, not like leaning, but like just standing behind it with the left side of her body concealed. She was standing completely unmoving, and staring back at me with a serious expression. I'm pretty sure she couldn't see me through the film, but I felt that she could see me without sight or something once she was aware I was there. Eventually, my eyes started twitching from the strain and drying out, and with each twitch her visage melted into the landscape until she was completely gone.
I looked around once more, and once again saw her sitting on the table. Previously she sat parallel to the length of the table, and thus perpendicular to me, but now she was turned to the window, hugging her knees, and looking directly at me from behind them with an uncertain expression. This time I could see her clearly without focusing.
I still couldn't believe my eyes, so I called my mother over to see if she could see her too. The instant I did, she began to disappear again, as if my sight was flowing around her, my eyes refusing to focus on her. I could barely see her by the time mom came over, and of course, she couldn't see anything.
I thanked her, and went to my room, still unsure, whether my spiritual sense finally developed from all the touhou porn I trained it on, or if I simply caught the schizo for the exact same reason. I was thinking of a way to communicate with Aya, tell her that she doesn't have to hide herself from me, and that her crow friends (as well as herself) are welcome on my windowsills and in my bird feeder at any time with any luck she could eventually bring the better crowgirl along.
I figured, I would write her a letter, and then cut out a maple leaf from some red cardboard, and glue it onto the envelope as a seal so that she knows the letter is addressed to her, and possible appreciates me going the extra mile to decorate it. The problem was - I didn't have coloured cardboard, glue, envelope, or scissors. I wasn't even sure if I had a working pen, although I somehow knew that I did have at least a pencil and a stack of A4 sheets. And also, I wasn't sure what and how to write, everything that came to my head was immediately rejected as 'retarded attempts at being funny'. And also, I didn't know how to deliver it to her: I was planning to put it onto the windowsill, expecting her to either fly over and quickly snatch it, or send a crow to retrieve it for her. But if I just put it on a windowsill, it could fall off, or someone could see a letter on the windowsill, and take it before she could get to it; if I put the letter into the bird feeder it would get dirty, and I didn't know if they would dare come there.
As I was pondering all that, I looked out of the window once more, and saw a monkey sitting on the roof of the utility building, watching something on a smartphone (that I for some reason knew it stole from somebody). It completely distracted me from Aya, so I went out to retrieve that phone.
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So, I climbed back up and went back to watching videos with Sukuna, who did not take her eyes off the phone for the whole time, and called Aya over to join us. She was clearly confused from me pushing her onto the roof for no reason, and probably from how me and Sukuna were lying around prone on the fucking roof. But she accepted the invitation nonetheless, and snuggled up to me from the side. Then, after some more time, I finally realized I was lying around covered in sexy youkai women after thinking about how comfy it was, and also holy shit, youkai are real, I guess. So I decided to snap some pics to flex on you. I stood up and opened the camera on the phone, not sure if mine or the one Sukuna was watching. Seeing I was photographing them, Aya flew away immediately. Sukuna got embarrassed, and wanted to leave too, but did not. I think she even did a timid double peace, but I don't remember well from that point. The camera went blocky the longer it was directed at her, with any movement leaving blocky trails. I remember thinking: "Wow, so the videos do turn into soapy 144p shit when making ghost photos!" So, I quickly took some pics, while trying to hold it as still as possible until the image deteriorated completely. The dream went a little longer from that point, but I don't remember much more.
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I just woke up from a touhou dream, very lucid, I'm sharing now so I don't forget.

The setting was like a summer camp, kind of had one of those 80's sex comedy vibes, like Meatballs. Guys and girls were in their own dorms. Typical guy dorm thing, talking about which girl we wanted to bone. I get changed and go out to hang around Sunny, Luna and Star. A few other guys with me. Sunny seemed receptive to my charms, so we decided to spend the next day together. Another guy that was after her made some kind of weird joke about "Me and you, and a chinaman filming" she didn't like that. Supposed to be next day, but I actually just went back to the dorm and changed clothes, I remember the shirt was dirty. I came out and Sunny was waiting for me with another guy. It was one of those friend dates or something. We went somewhere, can't remember, but she was changing clothes and we were both peeping on her. When she came out he made the same joke about a chinaman filming. She took my hand and we left without him. We went behind the dorms and started kissing. Just pecks at first, then small licks, before full-out tongue sucking. When we disengaged she told me to meet her after the festival and to wear something nice. It was around then I "remembered" they were the stars of a performance that would happen at the end. They were supposed to put on some fireworks before throwing a terminally ill girl into space. Anyway, I changed clothes again, put on another dirty shirt, changed my mind, 
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>>3278
Fs for Ran, she will forever be in our hearts.
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>>292
True ending.

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