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I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
That's all.
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>>4067
>Is this that siberian mouse I heard about?
No, we're talking about the Floridian one that's lock heavily under layers of copy right nonsense.
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Pet the rat
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Don't forget to tuck your rats, dogs, and ayy LMAO's in tonight anons.
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>>4091
Okay, fucking dog rn.
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>>4098
No anon tucking in, not fucking in.

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It's hard but honest work.

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Leave an in-depth positive or negative review on businesses in Gensokyo.
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>>4042
>the "victim"
Heh
>>4042
>else he's
Gensokyo only has like a total of 5 -1 = 4 men in total Junko's dead son doesn't count, LMAO. And the other is a giant turtle who might only exist in the PC98 era anyway so could be a total of 3 actually along with a few irrelevant background characters, maybe. And even then Zun himself confirmed homosexuality doesn't even exist as a concept there. So unless Gensokyo has futanari's all I've really gotta worry about violating my bunghole are Kappas trying to steel souls. Maybe that's why Marisa has red eye's now as a result of letting her guard down around a Kappa she didn't know personally. Either that or Rumia grew taller and finally removed that cursed ribbon somehow and has been pretending to be Marisa for the LOLs whole the real Marisa is locked in a basement somewhere. 
>gonna take it, turn it inside out, and put it on.
Those things are ridged with only a small amount of flex from what I understand. If they were able to collapse unto itself that easily they'd be pretty useless in trapping a rouge benis. Even so I have other forms of self defense too.

In short I think your worrying to much an
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>>4043
I'm using the overboard and I was speaking generally, friend.
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>>4044
Understandable
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I don't think this girl runs a legitimate businesses at all, I've probably been scammed. I knew I should have listened to my gut feeling, plus it was kinda odd that her "office" was in the back boiler room of a nail salon.
I can't even call her back anymore, I just get a recorded message that says "this number is no longer in service". Does she have a box full of burner phones or some shit?
I've had to spend a whole month living off potato's canned tuna, rice, and the occasional on sale bulk pack of chicken thighs as well as sleep under a dozen blankets during the Winter rather than use propane just to get my finances back in order and not end up homeless.
If you see this girl out in the wild avoid her, she'll bamboozle you.

Sorry I know this isn't really a businesses review but I thought I'd warn you anons.
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Outsider Jones is a liar and human villagers shouldn't listen that retard who spreads wrong misinformation like "youkai feed off human fear" and anti-Akyuu rhetoric.

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OKU'S HARD GIRTHY PECKER
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>>3510
m8 i think thats a magpie
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>>3511
Correct!
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You know you fucked up when Oku turns out to be the smartest in your group.
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>>3507
>WMDs
Sounds like former Hell needs a little DEMOCRACY to protect the rest of the free world.

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Did anyone else notice the plate on the back of Wario's motorcycle in Wario Blast that confirms him to have been involved with Gensokyo before even ZUN was?  With Wario having been confirmed as the oldest of Touhou oldfags, what do you think his adventures in Gensokyo had been like, and what treasures did he take home with him?
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What if Wario has secretly been one of the oldest 2hu doujin artists?  He's drawn art in his games before, and he wouldn't let a moneymaking opportunity like that slip by.
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What if Wario has secretly been the oldest of scarlet sisters?
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>>3841
Probably not, but his vampire/vampire bat forms in some of the Wario Land games are likely inspired by his time in Gensokyo.  From this, we can identify that he at least visited the Scarlet Devil Mansion while he was there, and probably before the implementation of the spell card system at that.
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Hmmmm, in Super Mario 69 you chase rabbits in the aquifer/basement/dungeon.
Curious

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>Lead glass is potassium silicate glass which has been impregnated with lead oxide (from 12% to 28% by weight) in its fabrication. The lead is not intended to reduce the glass's ability to transmit light; depending on what the end use is to be, the goal is either to allow the glass to transmit visible light but to block x-rays, or to increase the refractive index of the glass, and thus its lustre, or sparkle. Its ability to refract light more efficiently than standard glass makes it an excellent material for prisms, decorative windows, and artificial jewelry.

>Lead glass's primary contemporary use is in the construction of televisions and monitors. In a standard cathode ray tube, high-energy electrons are fired at phosphors painted on the inside of the tube. This impact creates the visible light the monitor or TV screen produces; it also produces X-rays. The lead in the glass acts as a barrier to this unwanted radiation.
>Unfortunately, the amount of lead glass finding its way into landfills as a result of discarded electronic equipment may be more of a hazard than the radiation it is designed to block. Lead glass has been used in aircraft used in testing nuclear weapons for this radiation blocking effect.

>Cut lead glass, also known as lead crystal, is used in fine tableware, particularly wine glasses and decanters. It was unknown until a fe
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May it be filled yummy chocolates and fond memories.
bnuuy
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>>3928
>bnuuy
Indeed

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Bully inchling
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>>2552
It's no use. Throw it in the trash.
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Daam!
That little squirt sure has an ass for a midget!
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Making ramen, anyone want some?
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Bullying the inchling with my giant cock.
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>>3929
I'd rather she ride my cock eagerly and willingly.

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Laugh at the gambling addicts
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>>3686
gimme a pull on the yuru camp machine instead at least you get a toy instead of a pog
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>>3688
Consumerism is fine as long its for the rat.. Give me the plastic chips with xeno-estrogens with the rat on them!! Now!!
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>>549 (OP) 
Spend more money on digital content you don't actually own, it's not like you need to prepare for nuclear Armageddon or whatever since Poutine and hairy legs man get along with each other so well and CCP Chinks totally don't have an ego that's about as fragile as a freeze dried rose.

Just play gatcha shit and have fun anons.
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I can see why the previous gacha died.

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>>3858
Yeah, you never know if she's got Rinnosuke hidden behind the booth ready to give you a surprise.
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Uh-Oh! Why is Onii-chan a Mystia?
Those snacks are no good!
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>>3860
Maybe it's not about making you kiss someone else, but rather somewhere else.
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>>3876
No way in hell would Mysty ever show off her tiny vestigial bird-ween.
Not just because it's pathetic, it's literally too small to leave her cloaca.
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