You WILL become Yachie's slave
You can't refuse and there's no way out of this
I'm taking some drinks with her, she doesn't seem too bad.
>I'm taking some drinks with her
That's pretty dangerous anon, I'd be sure to only order my own drinks to play it safe if I were you and that's only if your drinking at a bar you frequent and are familiar with your waiter too less you wanna risk getting drugged and wake up learning you've become yet another resident in Yachie's sex dungeon.
NO PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY MONITOR!!!!!
What would Yachie's preferred poison be anyway?
Shinobu is better
Better than whom?
Let's go with every blonde ever.
>Shinobu is better
We've already got Shinobu OP, see.
Depends on which Shinobu
I know this sounds wierd, but there's no time to explain!
You have to walk all over me with your tippy-tappy spider feet right now!
I never got the appeal to that fetish, aren't you essentially destroying your ass to the point where you can't hold a shit in if your life depended on it?
>I fear no spider.
We'll see about that, Reimu.
Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros?
>Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros?
Good point, they should team up and tickle Wriggle Nightcunt as punishment for trespassing and getting into peoples cups lemonade.
Nobody who willingly participates in hardcore assplay is particularly concerned about it's long term effects on the body.
(##1d13) Rolled 1 dice with 13 sides = 9
Unyu unyu unyu
((##1d13) Rolled 1 dice with 13 sides = 13)
Fuk. I expected it to be previous month.
>What happened with Oku?
No one wants to discuss the unique interesting properties of lead as a material or lead infused products.
You can get, you can get what you want
Life is so strange and so full of desires
Day by day, try to follow your way
The wind of change is burning out the fire
Sanae's a slug!
Wow, that must have hurt. A human baby is huge compared to Suwako's hole.
I thought frogs have external reproduction
Is Sanae Canadian too?
This girl's mouths eat little village-made wieners only.
I feel like I don't object as hard to this image as I should.
Have one of these.
I'm more hungry than I am thirsty so I'll go visit the Flan fruit vine instead.
Flandre Scarlet is your tea.
...For got pic
Flan is quite the audiophile.
Flan has an explosive personality
How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture?
>How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture?
Good ol fashioned shitposting of course.
Incorrect, we will make the Eika Ebisu game.
>sit on stones
Genius, perfect for a tetris rip off.
it will actually be a world of goo ripoff instead
Why not both?
No advertising please
It was a joke, an elaborate shitpost if you will. I would never unironically promote French Canadian 'vegan' shoes that niggers and wiggers seem to be drooling over for whatever reason.
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
>Is this that siberian mouse I heard about?
No, we're talking about the Floridian one that's lock heavily under layers of copy right nonsense.
Pet the rat
Don't forget to tuck your rats, dogs, and ayy LMAO's in tonight anons.
Okay, fucking dog rn.
No anon tucking in, not fucking in.
It's hard but honest work.