You WILL become Yachie's slave You can't refuse and there's no way out of this
I'm taking some drinks with her, she doesn't seem too bad.
>>3900 >I'm taking some drinks with her That's pretty dangerous anon, I'd be sure to only order my own drinks to play it safe if I were you and that's only if your drinking at a bar you frequent and are familiar with your waiter too less you wanna risk getting drugged and wake up learning you've become yet another resident in Yachie's sex dungeon.
>>2498 (OP) NO PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY MONITOR!!!!!
>>3906 Horse pussy
>>3900 What would Yachie's preferred poison be anyway?
Shinobu is better
Better than whom?
Let's go with every blonde ever.
>>2207 (OP) >Shinobu is better We've already got Shinobu OP, see.
>>2207 (OP) Depends on which Shinobu
I know this sounds wierd, but there's no time to explain! You have to walk all over me with your tippy-tappy spider feet right now! Please, hurry!
>>3937 >fisting I never got the appeal to that fetish, aren't you essentially destroying your ass to the point where you can't hold a shit in if your life depended on it?
>>576 >I fear no spider. We'll see about that, Reimu.
>>3951 Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros?
>>4159 >Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros? Good point, they should team up and tickle Wriggle Nightcunt as punishment for trespassing and getting into peoples cups lemonade.
>>3942 Nobody who willingly participates in hardcore assplay is particularly concerned about it's long term effects on the body.
Unyu Unyu Unyu (##1d13) Rolled 1 dice with 13 sides = 9
Unyu unyu unyu ((##1d13) Rolled 1 dice with 13 sides = 13)
>>3771 Fuk. I expected it to be previous month. Shiet.
>>2572 >What happened with Oku? No one wants to discuss the unique interesting properties of lead as a material or lead infused products.
You can get, you can get what you want Life is so strange and so full of desires Day by day, try to follow your way The wind of change is burning out the fire
Sanae's a slug!
>>2776 Wow, that must have hurt. A human baby is huge compared to Suwako's hole.
>>3040 I thought frogs have external reproduction
>>2559 >bagged milk Is Sanae Canadian too?
>>3031 Sorry, Reimu. This girl's mouths eat little village-made wieners only.
>>3040 I feel like I don't object as hard to this image as I should.
Have one of these.
>>1539 (OP) I'm more hungry than I am thirsty so I'll go visit the Flan fruit vine instead.
>"tea time" Flandre Scarlet is your tea.
...For got pic
Flan is quite the audiophile.
Flan has an explosive personality
How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture?
>>1956 (OP) >How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture? Good ol fashioned shitposting of course.
>>4009 Incorrect, we will make the Eika Ebisu game.
>>4073 >stack stones >sit on stones Genius, perfect for a tetris rip off.
>>4075 it will actually be a world of goo ripoff instead
>>4009 >>4073 Why not both?
No advertising please
It was a joke, an elaborate shitpost if you will. I would never unironically promote French Canadian 'vegan' shoes that niggers and wiggers seem to be drooling over for whatever reason.
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS That's all.
>>4067 >Is this that siberian mouse I heard about? No, we're talking about the Floridian one that's lock heavily under layers of copy right nonsense.
Pet the rat
Don't forget to tuck your rats, dogs, and ayy LMAO's in tonight anons.
>>4091 Okay, fucking dog rn.
>>4098 No anon tucking in, not fucking in.
It's hard but honest work.