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Sanae's a slug!
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>>2776
Wow, that must have hurt. A human baby is huge compared to Suwako's hole.
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>>3040
I thought frogs have external reproduction
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>>2559
>bagged milk
Is Sanae Canadian too?
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>>3031
Sorry, Reimu.
This girl's mouths eat little village-made wieners only.
>>3040
I feel like I don't object as hard to this image as I should.

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How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture?
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>>1956 (OP) 
>How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture?
Good ol fashioned shitposting of course.
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>>4009
Incorrect, we will make the Eika Ebisu game.
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>>4073
>stack stones
>sit on stones
Genius, perfect for a tetris rip off.
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>>4075
it will actually be a world of goo ripoff instead
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>>4073
Why not both?

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It was a joke, an elaborate shitpost if you will. I would never unironically promote French Canadian 'vegan' shoes that niggers and wiggers seem to be drooling over for whatever reason.

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I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
That's all.
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>>4067
>Is this that siberian mouse I heard about?
No, we're talking about the Floridian one that's lock heavily under layers of copy right nonsense.
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Pet the rat
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Don't forget to tuck your rats, dogs, and ayy LMAO's in tonight anons.
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Okay, fucking dog rn.
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>>4098
No anon tucking in, not fucking in.

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It's hard but honest work.

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Leave an in-depth positive or negative review on businesses in Gensokyo.
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>>4042
>the "victim"
Heh
>>4042
>else he's
Gensokyo only has like a total of 5 -1 = 4 men in total Junko's dead son doesn't count, LMAO. And the other is a giant turtle who might only exist in the PC98 era anyway so could be a total of 3 actually along with a few irrelevant background characters, maybe. And even then Zun himself confirmed homosexuality doesn't even exist as a concept there. So unless Gensokyo has futanari's all I've really gotta worry about violating my bunghole are Kappas trying to steel souls. Maybe that's why Marisa has red eye's now as a result of letting her guard down around a Kappa she didn't know personally. Either that or Rumia grew taller and finally removed that cursed ribbon somehow and has been pretending to be Marisa for the LOLs whole the real Marisa is locked in a basement somewhere. 
>gonna take it, turn it inside out, and put it on.
Those things are ridged with only a small amount of flex from what I understand. If they were able to collapse unto itself that easily they'd be pretty useless in trapping a rouge benis. Even so I have other forms of self defense too.

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>>4043
I'm using the overboard and I was speaking generally, friend.
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>>4044
Understandable
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I don't think this girl runs a legitimate businesses at all, I've probably been scammed. I knew I should have listened to my gut feeling, plus it was kinda odd that her "office" was in the back boiler room of a nail salon.
I can't even call her back anymore, I just get a recorded message that says "this number is no longer in service". Does she have a box full of burner phones or some shit?
I've had to spend a whole month living off potato's canned tuna, rice, and the occasional on sale bulk pack of chicken thighs as well as sleep under a dozen blankets during the Winter rather than use propane just to get my finances back in order and not end up homeless.
If you see this girl out in the wild avoid her, she'll bamboozle you.

Sorry I know this isn't really a businesses review but I thought I'd warn you anons.
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Outsider Jones is a liar and human villagers shouldn't listen that retard who spreads wrong misinformation like "youkai feed off human fear" and anti-Akyuu rhetoric.

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Buy this sometimes. Invent a time machine first though.

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>>4051
Learn to download
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>>4052
>Learn to download
I already know how, I just thought it to be unnecessary since Odysee doesn't require extensions or knowing how to use FFmpep but rather you literally just click the little three dot hamburger bar thing and there it is, the download button.

Here's some downloads to ease your butthurt.
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>>4048
This guy's voice used to annoy the shit out of me.

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>>3510
m8 i think thats a magpie
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Correct!
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You know you fucked up when Oku turns out to be the smartest in your group.
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>WMDs
Sounds like former Hell needs a little DEMOCRACY to protect the rest of the free world.

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Did anyone else notice the plate on the back of Wario's motorcycle in Wario Blast that confirms him to have been involved with Gensokyo before even ZUN was?  With Wario having been confirmed as the oldest of Touhou oldfags, what do you think his adventures in Gensokyo had been like, and what treasures did he take home with him?
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What if Wario has secretly been one of the oldest 2hu doujin artists?  He's drawn art in his games before, and he wouldn't let a moneymaking opportunity like that slip by.
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What if Wario has secretly been the oldest of scarlet sisters?
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>>3841
Probably not, but his vampire/vampire bat forms in some of the Wario Land games are likely inspired by his time in Gensokyo.  From this, we can identify that he at least visited the Scarlet Devil Mansion while he was there, and probably before the implementation of the spell card system at that.
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Hmmmm, in Super Mario 69 you chase rabbits in the aquifer/basement/dungeon.
Curious

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Zun-kun is a wise man.
>>1503
What is this game?

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