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Look! Look!
Kokoro-chan smiled for the first time!
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Look! Look!
Kokoro-chan smiled for the first time!
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>Not even a smile
Try again, lmao.
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Kokoro-chan doesn't smile for less than $300
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Do you think there's ever been times where a human who's lived in the village their whole life came up to Reimu, told them they're tired of living in Gensokyo, and asked her to send them to the outside world?  Or even gone as far as pretending to be an outsider in order to get sent there?  How do you think things have gone for them?  To what extent has this concept already been explored?
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One of the monsters just tells them

The person to ask would probably be mokou, but that involves going through one of the more dangerous areas. Remilia is probably approachable but literally everyone else in the mansion (except meiling if you're outside) would probably kill you on sight. You could just become a taoist and not go wondering till you're already more than human though, no reason not to.
I don't get what you're saying, sorry.
Nobody but toe-hoes knows about the barrier.
If any outsiders ever settled in the village it, probably happened multiple decades ago, and they most likely came from just as much of a bumfuck of nowhere mountain village without ever noticing any barriers.
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>If any outsiders ever settled in the village it, probably happened multiple decades ago, and they most likely came from just as much of a bumfuck of nowhere mountain village without ever noticing any barriers.
Except that's completely wrong and it's been mentioned before that outsiders are deciding to stay in the village by choice at an increasing rate.
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Lunatic Runagate?
Either way, the point is - Gensokyo is situated in the buttcrack of the world, and any visitors it gets are more or less as clueless as it's inhabitants.

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Saw a pretty degen dream with futa Suika today.
Guess she came to punish me for missing suikaday.
Too bad I played so much eratoho that now when I se 2hos in my dreams I immediately start stopping time, stealing panties and fucking everyone around me.
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Saw Kokoro in a dream recently.
If it was a dream, I barely remember.
She was a lot smaller than I imagined her to be, about chest-level with me.
We talked about something, like a polite getting to know each-other conversation. I don't remember what we talked about, but I remember she seemed very timid with me, as if she was shy with strangers.
That's very much my type of girl, but I pretty quickly caught on that this wasn't how Kokoro was supposed to be. My thoughts rationalized that she just seemed shy to me because of her lack of expressions.
She reacted to me thinking that and changed her body-language to be more lively, but it still somehow seemed shy to me, like a timid girl pretending to be outgoing to show-off.
I wanted to hug her, but I didn't want to make her uncomfortable, and I felt like we've had a good relationship ahead of us, so I'd have a lot of better opportunities to do that.
I don't remember what happened after that.
Overall, the interaction gave me a nice fuzzy feeling of talking with a girl you have a crush on. Or maybe a girl you don't have a crush on just yet.
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Saw another touhou dream some time ago.
So, I was in my childhood home, which was a flat on the 8th floor of a block house.
In the yard, we had a metallic tennis table, which I remember being used for it's intended purpose maybe the total of 10 times in my life: younger children usually used it for climbing/sitting on, and the older children used it for holding the alcohol.
To the west from the table was a utility building, like a substation or some such.
My room had a bird feeder on it, and as the birds had a sort of hierarchy in there, the neighbouring windowsills in all directions often were occupied by the birds waiting for their turn. And if the window in that neighbouring room was opened vertically, in the ventilation mode or whatever, some birds would perch on top of it, and look into the room until someone moved. Although, in my dream, the windows opened to the outside, and not the inside, as they did irl, but whatever.
So, I was standing in the room adjacent to mine, just looking out of the window, when I saw a girl sitting on the table. I immediately recognized her: black skirt, white blouse, black hair, tokin hat, was that the fucking Aya Shameimaru?
She had a crow (or more like a jackdaw) sitting on her hand, and it looked like she was telling it something. Then the crow took off, and headed towards my window, which was open on the ventilation.
So, the windows also had toning film on them, because we don't have air conditioning in the third world, and because of that I'm pretty sure you couldn't see anything from the outside without the lights on. So, the crow couldn't see me until the very moment it went in for the landing on the top of the window frame; at which point we could see eye to eye through the gap, barely more than 10 cm between us. I could see its eye expression going "oh shit", as it cawed from the fright, and scrammed for the forest.
When I looked back to the table, Aya was gone.
So, I started desperately panning my eyes across the landscape to see where she went, until I noticed a hint of her white blouse between the foliage of the nearby forest. As I strained my eyes to see her, her silhouette became clearer, kind of how if you stare into the patterns on a carpet long enough, your eyes relax, and you start seeing things in the pattern. And conversely, when I blinked or moved my eyes at all, even without taking them off her, I lost my concentration, and she quickly merged with the landscape again. So, I was standing there unblinking, straining my eyes to the limit just to see her. She was peeking from behind a tree, not like leaning, but like just standing behind it with the left side of her body concealed. She was standing completely unmoving, and staring back at me with a serious expression. I'm pretty sure she couldn't see me through the film, but I felt that she could see me without sight or something once she was aware I was there. Eventually, my eyes started twitching from the strain and drying out, and with each twitch her visage melted into the landscape until she was completely gone.
I looked around once more, and once again saw her sitting on the table. Previously she sat parallel to the length of the table, and thus perpendicular to me, but now she was turned to the window, hugging her knees, and looking directly at me from behind them with an uncertain expression. This time I could see her clearly without focusing.
I still couldn't believe my eyes, so I called my mother over to see if she could see her too. The instant I did, she began to disappear again, as if my sight was flowing around her, my eyes refusing to focus on her. I could barely see her by the time mom came over, and of course, she couldn't see anything.
I thanked her, and went to my room, still unsure, whether my spiritual sense finally developed from all the touhou porn I trained it on, or if I simply caught the schizo for the exact same reason. I was thinking of a way to communicate with Aya, tell her that she doesn't have to hide herself from me, and that her crow friends (as well as herself) are welcome on my windowsills and in my bird feeder at any time with any luck she could eventually bring the better crowgirl along.
I figured, I would write her a letter, and then cut out a maple leaf from some red cardboard, and glue it onto the envelope as a seal so that she knows the letter is addressed to her, and possible appreciates me going the extra mile to decorate it. The problem was - I didn't have coloured cardboard, glue, envelope, or scissors. I wasn't even sure if I had a working pen, although I somehow knew that I did have at least a pencil and a stack of A4 sheets. And also, I wasn't sure what and how to write, everything that came to my head was immediately rejected as 'retarded attempts at being funny'. And also, I didn't know how to deliver it to her: I was planning to put it onto the windowsill, expecting her to either fly over and quickly snatch it, or send a crow to retrieve it for her. But if I just put it on a windowsill, it could fall off, or someone could see a letter on the windowsill, and take it before she could get to it; if I put the letter into the bird feeder it would get dirty, and I didn't know if they would dare come there.
As I was pondering all that, I looked out of the window once more, and saw a monkey sitting on the roof of the utility building, watching something on a smartphone (that I for some reason knew it stole from somebody). It completely distracted me from Aya, so I went out to retrieve that phone.
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So, I climbed back up and went back to watching videos with Sukuna, who did not take her eyes off the phone for the whole time, and called Aya over to join us. She was clearly confused from me pushing her onto the roof for no reason, and probably from how me and Sukuna were lying around prone on the fucking roof. But she accepted the invitation nonetheless, and snuggled up to me from the side. Then, after some more time, I finally realized I was lying around covered in sexy youkai women after thinking about how comfy it was, and also holy shit, youkai are real, I guess. So I decided to snap some pics to flex on you. I stood up and opened the camera on the phone, not sure if mine or the one Sukuna was watching. Seeing I was photographing them, Aya flew away immediately. Sukuna got embarrassed, and wanted to leave too, but did not. I think she even did a timid double peace, but I don't remember well from that point. The camera went blocky the longer it was directed at her, with any movement leaving blocky trails. I remember thinking: "Wow, so the videos do turn into soapy 144p shit when making ghost photos!" So, I quickly took some pics, while trying to hold it as still as possible until the image deteriorated completely. The dream went a little longer from that point, but I don't remember much more.

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Let's celebrate the Phoenix
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Need edgy anon Mokou gf.
Nigger your retarded board was nuked for good reason.
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There was a Mokou-loving board?
And it got nuked?
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My wife would beat up all your wives! (in mugen)
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new cirno gem
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They are hiding something in their pants...
the BIG fairy
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The BIGger fairy.
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I want to see Koishi-chan's face twist in agony as I slowly slide a cleaning rod down her barrel.

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Join Probability Space Hypervessel crew today!

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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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you parade
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I wonder if this is that furry from that furry thread shitting this place up. He probably thinks I care.
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He doesn't know I'm a closet furry myself.
Am I a boogeyman now?

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What was the name of that japanese blog that posted about new fangames, projects, videos, etc. It was the site that introduced tohoclock and 橙地霊村 to me.

Found him again somehow, by searching for 東方 リンク

Last post in 2019, huh. I guess he got bored finally. Or died. Still lots of links to dig through, with lots of them dead too probably. Actually he still posts on twitter, with a weird gap between 2019 and 2021.

A few links I found while searching for this.



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Whoops, I guess the website ate the image I uploaded. Trying again.
Kime is now streaming, so maybe the image won't mysteriously disappear this time?
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It's like this now.
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You know what to do. Give her the B(omb)
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