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Putin's given us the boot! Read about it here: https://zzzchan.xyz/news.html#66208b6a8fca3aefee4bf211


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Your not serious about actually wanting to fornicate with an old discarded umbrella right anon?
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>>3991 (OP) 
Fucking an umbrella doesn't count as fornication. She's an object. When you fuck an onahole, it's masturbation and doesn't count as sex, right? So why would an umbrella be any different?

But to answer the question, yes, I am very serious about wanting to experience the only rimjob in Gensokyo that can beat getting tonguefucked by Suwako.
If it aint white it aint rite
Brother, you'd catch me throwing away half the stuff in my house if I was convinced there was a non-zero chance it'd come back with a pussy and a cute face.

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>Lead glass is potassium silicate glass which has been impregnated with lead oxide (from 12% to 28% by weight) in its fabrication. The lead is not intended to reduce the glass's ability to transmit light; depending on what the end use is to be, the goal is either to allow the glass to transmit visible light but to block x-rays, or to increase the refractive index of the glass, and thus its lustre, or sparkle. Its ability to refract light more efficiently than standard glass makes it an excellent material for prisms, decorative windows, and artificial jewelry.

>Lead glass's primary contemporary use is in the construction of televisions and monitors. In a standard cathode ray tube, high-energy electrons are fired at phosphors painted on the inside of the tube. This impact creates the visible light the monitor or TV screen produces; it also produces X-rays. The lead in the glass acts as a barrier to this unwanted radiation.
>Unfortunately, the amount of lead glass finding its way into landfills as a result of discarded electronic equipment may be more of a hazard than the radiation it is designed to block. Lead glass has been used in aircraft used in testing nuclear weapons for this radiation blocking effect.

>Cut lead glass, also known as lead crystal, is used in fine tableware, particularly wine glasses and decanters. It was unknown until a fe
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Don't believe me?
Check the quints.
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>>2256
Why is Sanae bullying that umbrella? She's a good girl.
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>>3931
>good girl
She's a youkai. All youkai deserve rape.
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>>3936
>She's a youkai.
Technically yeah... In the same breath that a Serval is a 'dangerous' predator towards humans I guess.
>All youkai deserve rape.
If by 'rape' you mean married to me and passionately loved and fugged until she becomes the mother of many of our children then sure I'm all on board with this fully consensual romantic 'rape' with Kogasa.
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>>3936
Shut up Reimu, Kogasa is cute
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Kogasa is always happy to loan a helping hand to those in need.

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May it be filled yummy chocolates and fond memories.
bnuuy
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>>3928
>bnuuy
Indeed

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Bully inchling
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>>2552
It's no use. Throw it in the trash.
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Daam!
That little squirt sure has an ass for a midget!
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Making ramen, anyone want some?
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Bullying the inchling with my giant cock.
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>>3929
I'd rather she ride my cock eagerly and willingly.

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Laugh at the gambling addicts
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>>3686
gimme a pull on the yuru camp machine instead at least you get a toy instead of a pog
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>>3688
Consumerism is fine as long its for the rat.. Give me the plastic chips with xeno-estrogens with the rat on them!! Now!!
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>>549 (OP) 
Spend more money on digital content you don't actually own, it's not like you need to prepare for nuclear Armageddon or whatever since Poutine and hairy legs man get along with each other so well and CCP Chinks totally don't have an ego that's about as fragile as a freeze dried rose.

Just play gatcha shit and have fun anons.
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I can see why the previous gacha died.

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>>3858
Yeah, you never know if she's got Rinnosuke hidden behind the booth ready to give you a surprise.
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Uh-Oh! Why is Onii-chan a Mystia?
Those snacks are no good!
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>>3860
Maybe it's not about making you kiss someone else, but rather somewhere else.
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>>3876
No way in hell would Mysty ever show off her tiny vestigial bird-ween.
Not just because it's pathetic, it's literally too small to leave her cloaca.
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Now that the dust has settled... honest thoughts on fumofumos?
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>>2443
Big Yuyuko!
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>>2443
>>2444
For you
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>>2398 (OP) 
>honest thoughts on fumofumos?
They have their use in funding Nippon-lands military industrial complex that they're reluctantly building up because it's what Uncle Sam wants and they're spooked at the prospect of getting nuked by Best Korea and the Chicoms and having no means to retaliate and they've already fucked up their currency with hyper inflation so they might as well go even deeper into debt and get themselves a couple anti IBCM missiles before their bubble pops (again). They're actually made in Japan after all.

But if you don't want a fumo there's some Spyderco knives that are made in Japan too that are pretty nice, that is if you don't mind the look of the giant thumb hole, I personally like them but they make models without the holes too.

>>2432
Cute angry turtle-dragon dork.
Like this anon >>2433
I too hope you get your fumo.
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>>3865
uh i got it a long time ago retard that post is from last year
that post gives me ptsd THOUGH
see
>>2438

I did end up getting my money back by forcing a chargeback through paypal, by the way. They couldn't dispute it because I documented fucking everything.
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>>3867
>I did end up getting my money back by forcing a chargeback through paypal, by the way. They couldn't dispute it because I documented fucking everything.
Always a good idea, you can never be to organized or have to many archives because who knows what kind of international fuckery you'll run into in the world of online sales.

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That strange girl from Kourindou is getting weirder and weirder every time I see her.
She was there again when I came today to see if the owner had the new volume of that awesome imported book about robot warriors that he was letting me read for free.
Before I could even say anything, she dragged me off, blabbering about how she wants to tell me about a book she really likes, even though we barely know each other.
But before that she insisted that there were some other books she wanted to grab, and she absolutely needed to get them before we sit down for some reason.
So, she climbed onto the very top of the stepladder, even though her head reached over the top of the bookcase from there. She leaned in very closely to the book spines, and started reading through them one by one really slowly. Like, she was standing there for maybe ten minutes, going left to right, and then right to left over, and over, and over.
Then she jumped off the stepladder, got on all fours, and started going over the books on the lower shelf just as like she did with the top ones.
I cleared my throat to ask what books she needed, and maybe, I could help her find them, but then she pulled out some random books that I'm pretty sure she already went over, apologized for making me wait, and took me to the owner's reading table.
Turns out, the book she wanted to tell me about was all about birds. She told me that, apparently, when two birds want to make babies, the boy-bird rubs his butthole on the g
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>>1917
Slut
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>>1920
Ur mums a slut
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SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
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SHE
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Good morning, it's already 8AM in Gensokyo.

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