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We live in a sobriety.
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>>4245 (OP) 
This says a lot about sobriety...

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You know what you did anon.
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>>4119 (OP) 
I know what you did, Anon.
Forgive me for using continues on easymodo I can't play bullet hells for shit
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I'm wearing shift-jizz of a bottomless Orin as my keyboard wallpaper, and if anybody ever understood what it is, they were too polite to bring it up.
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>>4218
>bottomless Orin
>arab Keyboard
HARAM
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>>4219
I think you meant to say...
HANYAN

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I have data I need to parse through tonight.
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>>4107
So who in all of Gensokyo is the best programmer?
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>>4112
yukari you retarded secondary
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Eiki and Komachi parsing through lots of data.
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*siiipppppppppp*
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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The data:

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Nom
Nom
Nom
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how does she eat so much without getting fat
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>>3627
Nobody notices her fat.
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>>3615
*pet pet* Mm..
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>>3627
She's eating on her sister's money.
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Now off to get some exercise!

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1 Go to https://searx.space/ and pick an instance
2 Go to "preferences" (Top right)
2.1 Set interface language (second combo-box) to your language and press the bottom left button to save
2.2 (Optionally) set search language to default/english/whatever
2.3 Turn off safe search
3 Go to "Engines" and turn on EVERYTHING
4 Go to "Plugins" and turn off infinite scroll
(Don't forget to save)
5 Google your favourite 2hu
5.1 Try searching with or without adding "touhou"
5.2 Try searching with different combinations of double-quotes
5.3 Try searching in different categories
6 Go 5/10/25 pages in
7 Post weird/interesting/whatever results, especially if you happen to find that shady online-shop I've seen in my japanese mangas, you know the one
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>>1034 (OP) 
>5 Google your favourite 2hu
I don't use Google and I don't care about Microsofts latest schizo bot AI gimmick enough to use their search engine either.
You shouldn't use services from companies that view you as serfs or retarded cattle of whom they actively misinform you intentionally.
Let them go bankrupt, screw their add revenue.
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>>4181
Practice what you preach and get off the internet entirely then lmao, every online service except for a tiny number of products is made by people who support some kind of cancer, and why bump a thread like this just to piss and moan about less than a handful of people playing some stupid internet game and who also most likely use adblockers and shit like noscript anyway?
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>>4181
That's too bad, maybe a schizo bot AI gimmick could help you not miss the point of the post you're replying to.
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https://the-gensokyo-arena.fandom.com/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo

This is legitimately the funniest shit I've seen all day.
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>>4190
https://the-gensokyo-arena.fandom.com/wiki/What_Does_Mesugaki_Mean%3F
Based kiwi.

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GYUS I WAS PLAYING BALLISTIC SEXSHOP OF COLOR AND THE GAME TOLD ME THERE COULD BE A BLACK MARKE HAPPENING ANYWGERE
IM SCARED GUYS WHAT IF THERES A BLACK MARKET IN MY ROOM RN WHAT DO I DO???!
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>>3224 (OP) 
>WHAT IF THERES A BLACK MARKET IN MY ROOM RN WHAT DO I DO???!
Buy me something cool OP.
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>>3224 (OP) 
I second this >>4003
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>>3224 (OP) 
Ii third this >>4114
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WTF SCARY!!!!
IS THIS WHAT A BLACK MARKET DOES TO TOEHOES!?

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>youkai can even recover from being cut into pieces, if the damage has insufficient "meaning" behind it
At last, I truly see.
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>>1850
Imoto-sama! Stop goring your sister or I will have to resort to garlic porrige!
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Uh-oh.
Flan did it now.
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WTH, I keep staking the vampire, but it just doesn't die. This should be reaching the heart, right?

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Discus things about Daiyou-chan.
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>>4028
Big mistake anon, enjoy getting violently raped and murdered. By the end of it you'll wish you had simply received a bullet.
You brought this unto yourself buddy.
Lake fairies are cute
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Greater lake fairies are sexy.
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Greater lake fairies are very intelligent.
I want to freeze Daichan

Also why is the mem font here white on white?

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He who is in harmony with the Tao
is like a newborn child.
Its bones are soft, its muscles are weak,
but its grip is powerful.
It doesn't know about the union
of male and female,
yet its penis can stand erect,
so intense is its vital power.
It can scream its head off all day,
yet it never becomes hoarse,
so complete is its harmony.
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>>4069 (OP) 
>trannysodomimi
>erect
>ever
Nice one.
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>>4069 (OP) 
>Mononobe_no_Futo_breaking_through_your_computer_screen
She better know how to fix my monitor screen or pay reparations so I can get a new one then. Why my poor ancient Gateway monitor? That thing probably would have lasted several decades more before slowly breaking down back into it's core components of silicon and oil.
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>>4131
ya broke the tao te ching quote combo ya dip
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>>4137
This post reads with the posting style of a /cuckquean/ femanon.
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>>4165
>ya broke the tao te ching quote combo ya dip
Um oh sorry...

>>4167
>This post reads with the posting style of a /cuckquean/ femanon.
Anon.cafe's /cuckquean/ board? While I do like to cross post on Cafe and Zzziggerchan I mostly stick to the /comfy/ and /k/ boards.

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You WILL become Yachie's slave
You can't refuse and there's no way out of this
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I'm taking some drinks with her, she doesn't seem too bad.
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>>3900
>I'm taking some drinks with her
That's pretty dangerous anon, I'd be sure to only order my own drinks to play it safe if I were you and that's only if your drinking at a bar you frequent and are familiar with your waiter too less you wanna risk getting drugged and wake up learning you've become yet another resident in Yachie's sex dungeon.
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>>2498 (OP) 
NO PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY MONITOR!!!!!
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>>3906
Horse pussy
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>>3900
What would Yachie's preferred poison be anyway?

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