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Also post movie suggestions for future movie nights.
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I just found out thanks to your post. What a sad day.

>That being Dirty Work
Never seen that one... But I did see Screwed (2000) which I'm guessing is similar. Despite being a B movie I thought it was hilarious, with some very memorable moments from both Norm and Dave.
>cameo of you-know-who as Satan
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Sandler: https://archive.md/4V66W
I'm also curious as to how the movie you posted is like.
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I never followed him closely but the few bits I've seen of him were pretty good
>I might suggest a movie where he's the lead to air on the stream either as a pre or post show movie.
Sure though I always thought he shone the most as a host. His appereances in movies are usually in bad movies. I'm going to trust >>626 and play screwed as pre-show. Either that or we can watch the Fairly Odd Parents episode that featured Norm as a genie.
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/vhs/ Movie Night
Master of the Flying Guillotine - Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) - Heavy Trip
Friday September 17th
5pm PDT - 6pm CST - 7pm EST
Pre-show: Screwed (3:40pm PDT/4:40pm CST/5:40pm EST)

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>local theater is doing showing of Promare
hey gold you want to come

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>two 13 year old boys swim naked with a clothed 11 year old girl

How did they get away with this film?
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Guess because 'artsy' film, also drama and gutmensch 'muh oppression' story, even then it worked. Hollywoke. 
But hey, they made Pretty Baby too, back in the days. So this one is not 'problematic' enough in comparison.
>>211 (OP) 
Was it lewd? That's weird, sure. There's plenty of nudity in art not sexualized but I guess it's a bit far.

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Last decade was a giant ocean of putrid shit. But every now and then a good film would pop out. Let's talk about them.
Off the top of my head:
>Mad Max: Fury Road
>Hardcore Henry
>Ford v. Ferrari
>Blade Runner 2049
>Toy Story 3
>John Wick
I heard Birdman and the Hara-Kiri remake are good but I haven't seen them yet.
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>this entire thread
>[image of literal dog shit smeared on the streets of Dublin next to a drunken homeless man]
Most movies I enjoy are popcorn flicks. Is probably what I look for in movies with some exceptions.
>popcorn flick fun but that's it
Do the John Wick movies claim to be anything else?  I haven't seen them myself but I'm always skeptical of this style of criticism.

I often see this term used to discredit movies and games, but rarely explained.  Why does a movie having a story similar to another one instantly mean it's worth discarding?
>well if they couldn't come up with a novel story then they shouldn't have made the film
Sure, but you should understand that there are plenty of character beats and comedy/action scenes in Toy Story 3 that make the film worth watching, even if the story itself is nothing new.  Considering the huge gap between 2 and 3 (1999-2010), I think it's fine for the director/producers to make a similar product to "remind" people about the characters and premise.
>but that's such a corporate way to think
It is, but any piece of art that is being sold needs to pay the piper, so to speak.  There are lots of beautiful, heartfelt films and works of art that never see success because they don't have a huge marketing budget or because they're too different from the audience's frame of reference.  Creating a large-scale animated film like Toy Story 3 requires that it is at least partially made to sell.
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>Do the John Wick movies claim to be anything else? 
There was a clear pretension with the promo videos and with the cinematographic focus in the second and third ones
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>lists utter dogshit
>good films
is this an ironic post?

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What are your favorite animated films? A lot of my favorite movies of all time are animated. Let's have a thread to discuss and post some of them.
>Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure
One of Richard Williams's (May he rest in peace) best work. A fun musical with great songs and great animation. My favorite song being No Girl's Toy. Such a shame it didn't do well in the box office.
>Heavy Metal
Anthology of stories involving a glowing green orb. The animation isn't amazing but it has that cool as fuck Heavy Metal Magazine feel to it. It's pretty great and has an great soundtrack. One of my favorite songs, Veteran Of The Psychic Wars features in this film. It has hot chicks too. There's a sequel but I haven't watched it and have heard it isn't as good.
>The Transformers: The Movie
What can I say? I grew up with Transformers and despite all of the film's flaws, It's one of my favorite action films ever made. It's just pure good fun. It has also one if not the best score in any film ever. The Touch, Dare. Instruments of Destruction and The Transformers theme are my go to at the gym.
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I haven't watched much animated movies, I've seen more animated shows then anything. 
I would still recomend >>108
Other movie I remember enjoying is the enchanted mountain and movie about a clown in a city with an owl. Not sure how it was called tho.
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Alright I'll check them out.
>I've seen more animated shows then anything. 
Any you'd recommend?
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Well Atla, krteček, Pat & Mat, maybe Ninjago but onoy the first three seasons including the pilot episode, I enjoyed Phineas and Ferb when I was young. I can't think of much more that was actually good.
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Ed, Edd n Eddy and The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
Off the top of my head, here's what I've got.  There is a stark contrast between pre-Adventure Time cartoons and post-Adventure Time cartoons.

- Avatar the Last Airbender (genuinely one of the best cartoon series ever made)
- My Life as a Teenage Robot (Jenny Wakeman is cute!)
- Kim Possible (this one may not quite hold up, but I remember loving it as a kid)
- Filmore (hall monitor buddy cops in middle school)
- Batman The Animated Series (genuinely one of the best cartoon series ever made)

- Gravity Falls (the early stuff, anyway)
- The Amazing World of Gumball (season 1 and 2, at least; more if you really like it but don't feel compelled)
- Over the Garden Wall (about as good a dramatic cartoon miniseries as you'll get these days)

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Post your VHSs and criticize your fellow anons
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Nice 007 and wrasslan tapes.
don't know what 2 pic tapes are but they look like late 90s snuff films.
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Thanks, I find it's cheap as fuck to get VHSs so I try to every so often, I want to get more of movies I haven't seen and/or haven't even heard of. The quality can be really good, I had a buddy show me the two Twin Peaks seasons on VHS on his giant rear projection tv and it looked great.
>2 pic tapes
Collection of live shows in Texas and a live show on a commuter subway in New York
>Rocky and Bullwinkle
Nice. I'd like to get my hands on some cartoon tapes.
I don't have pics of them but I have Space Jam and some of the live action Action Man series episodes.

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Self-explanatory title.
>What do I do?
Pick 10 minutes of the movie and change the subs to your liking. (Subs here (My ten minutes are there already): https://files.catbox.moe/f7uewf.srt)
Just change the .srt extension to .txt and get writing. Download the movie as well to help you.

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So tell me, anon. Was the new Mortal Kombat any good? I think I already know the answer.
There's so many new vidya films in the works. To name a few: Minecraft, MGS, another Yakuza movie, Space Invaders(how?), Megaman (by Netflix). another RE movie, Sonic 2, Borderlands, Rabbids, Just Dance, SMB by minion corp and other shit.
Any of these shitshows you are curious about?
I wonder what a Space Invaders movie will look like. It better not be pixels all over again.
A megaman film in the style of protomen would have been cool but knowing cuckflix that won't happen.
I didn't hate the Sonic movie so maybe I'll watch the new one.
So besides new releases Is there an already released videogame movie you enjoy? As much as the 1995 MK movie wastes potential is still one of my favorites.
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Apparently a movie is supposed to come out for The Division but it looks like it's in something close to development hell. Hopefully it comes out and is good. The story premise is interesting and I liked the game...even though it's something I wouldn't play nowadays.
I remember my sister (film major) being excited for the Assassin's Creed movie, I warned her it was going to suck since 95% of all vidya movies are terrible but she didn't listen to me. She ended up hating it. Intuition is a funny thing,
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>Kinda like Detective Pikachu but without the nigger
DP was absolute garbage though, I pirated it based on a recommendation and ended up stopping it before it even reached the middle. Was hoping for a "so bad it's good" experience but nah.
>Ash and the other fags left their pokemon by themselves to have a vacation or something
Yes that was real. There were Pokemon-only shorts that played right before each main movie, see:
Anyway I remember seeing Pokemon: The Movie 2000 and really liking it, surprisingly never watched the much acclaimed first movie but I plan to. The Deoxys movie was nice too, there was also a Celebi movie that I watched but that was shit.

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>How pozzed is she?
Moderately but not as bad as it could be. She keeps pressuring me to get the vaccine (she already did) but I see no reason to since the cons outweigh the benefits.
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whats the cons? i havent been keeping it up

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Has sleepy seen the new trailer for the Sopranos prequel movie? What do you think of it? I watched The Sopranos and enjoyed it so I think I'll be watching this. It's only a movie so it's not a real time investment like another tv show would be. The fact that's it's only a movie is a godsend in this day and age but it's never too late
I don't want to spoil too much right off the bat so just watch the trailer if you haven't already.

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