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Pitch your idea for a movie in this thread, no matter how outlandish/insane/stupid it may be. This is a judgement free zone :^)
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>>3376
>should be a virgin or not.
Anon It's basically canon he never recovers from being a hikki there's no reason he should have had sex unless misaki forces herself on him.
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Brokeback Mountain but not gay and with a tomboy
Joker 2 but good, the current Joker 2 is either ignored or brushed off as a nervous breakdown hallucination. The Jokers are now a terrorist group (think Weather Underground) who deify Arthur Fleck and want to do what every imageboard user in the last 10 years wishes he could do: kill all the jews and the normalfags. Bruce Wayne infiltrates them from within, slowly evolves over the course of the film into something like Batman and either takes them down (boring safe pedowood route) or usurps control of the group and turns them into a vigilante army that does exactly what they were doing before but more effectively.

>>3352
>Austin, who, after accidentally absorbing Dr. Evil's mojo, has been a far more successful Doctor Evil, defeating the new Austin's predecessors.
Wasn't this the plot of the 60s Casino Royale movie?
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I would make a modern adapatation of Birth of a Nation with absolutely no changes to the script or any of the scenes while starring real life KKK members for more authenticity
chrischan fucks his moom and she has an oldasss fetus baby,. and chris has tto take it out themself and carry it inside them killing mother chan in the process.baby is ubermench autistic, drives chris crazy and ends up making them commit suicide. the baby is found, having ate most of their mother brother and it leads into a sequel where the super, roided autistic baby does a dexterity but is so autistic they end up killing annoying people instead of bad people.

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Lets all get together in this thread and binge watch shitty movies. As with pretty much every franchise, every movie after the first one sucks ass but that doesnt mean there isnt value in watching it. Let's dicuss shitty movies and how franchises just keep on getting shittier. What do we know. Maybe there is a good movie somewhere in a lineup of movies getting shitter one by one.

You VILL binge the entirety of it.
And you VILL enjoy it.
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>>3977 (OP) 
>forcing me to binge watch a whole franchise of shitty movies
Sounds about what I get out of the stream sometimes.

I did sit through the Harry Potter franchise against my will. It sucked. I'd say I could accept the first two, but it got worse and worse as time went on. Not even just bad but extremely boring. Though given the source material, it's no surprise.

Otherwise, I don't sit through franchises. I MIGHT sit through a trilogy, but the moment I hit a bad one, I drop it. I'm also not a fan of the whole "it's so bad, it's good" unless it's a guilty pleasure from the get-go. Really, my motto follows the whole "after roman numeral II, give it a rest."
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I quite like The Sorcerer's Stone, but I refuse to watch any other of the movies.
>>3994
>I'd say I could accept the first two
I've watched through the series probably 10 times by now. I remember just laying in bed and binge watching all the harry potter movies. I agree with you on the first 2 movies.
>>3994
Why doesn't the 2nd poster have a number 2 on it?
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>>4180
Because seven ate nine

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General scifi thread, I'm going to assume we're allowed to talk about shows here as well.
I finished watched Farscape and thought it was good, I liked most of the characters but it all felt a bit jumbled, like trying to do too much in too little time. I also didn't think it was made clear which side Scorpius was on. I think there was a moment somewhere towards the end where he decided what he was fighting for but the whole time I was just waiting for him to backstab everyone else again like he did the dozen times beforehand. I think overall it had too many characters that it was trying to juggle around and they didn't really have time to flesh out any of the secondary characters as much as the primary cast.
Because of all that I think I like Lexx more, even for all the flaws it has in the later seasons. It kept it weird but simple, only a few real characters you have to keep track of and the much slower pace. The universe was also more interesting but they never really explain much of anything in it. I want to know more about His Shadow and the League of 20,000 Planets and how it was created, but after the first season it's pretty much mothballed and rarely mentioned again or explored in any kind of detail. Season 3 tried too hard to be 2deep4u and season 4 was a shitshow on all fronts, at least the finale was good though.
I have an endless craving for late-90s/early-2000s scifi but it seems I'm running out. What ot
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scifi update from yours truly
>seaquest DsV
finished season 1, the problem is it's too family friendly, too afraid to do anything new, and the weird obsession with dolphins being magical ethereal beings still coming into play, like the episode where he helps the russian mobster bond with his autistic son, or in season 2 when darwin can communicate with aliens. fucking bizarre show but not in a fun way, just a really weird and bad acting-way. and lots of future predictions that aged miserably.
also learned the actor who played Lucas an-hero'd at 27, that was sad.
>andromeda
haven't touched it since my last post and i don't know if i will again, just a trainwreck of a show by the end.
>sliders
the second half of season 3 is really fucking bad after they kill off arturo, but in season 4 they slightly improve it by bringing the kromags back as the main enemy but they're really bad at making them good enemies. just watched the one where they convince one of them to join their side and kill himself in the process. none of the alternate earths they're visiting are that interesting either, and the script + acting is really bad.
is scifi just a doomed genre?
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another scifi update from your friendly neighborhood alien
>Andromeda
Still can't get through season 5, just fucking shoot me
>First Wave
X-Files but bad and cheap.
>Sanctuary
Started watching it because I like Amanda Tapping but it's not very interesting. Couldn't even get through the first episode without being bored.
>Star Trek: The Next Generation
First season is very very slow, but I'm told it get better. Very preachy and very liberal. Dated but not as dated as TOS.
>Quantum Leap
Not really scifi except for the premise, but it's still fun to watch. I like Al being smug and sleazy.
>>427
Four year old post, but yes. The first season is good, but don't expect season two to be that great. It was cancelled afterward.
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I'm almost through the first season of TNG, and the people saying it gets better after season 1 better be right because wow this is a slog. I liked Natasha until she fucks Data in the second episode and then gets one-shot by the black swamp monster towards the end of the season and gives a preachy pre-recorded monologue in front of the Windows XP Bliss wallpaper, then apparently never shows up again. It's boring and slow and doesn't have any unique ideas. My expectations for neoliberal propaganda were low but come on now.
When does the funny start?
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Now that we've finally finished Babylon 5, I'd like to give my takes on it.
The whole series really ranges in quality, the overarching story has some interesting takes and it's cool to see all the different relations between ayys and the geopolitics that comes with it. But it also has a very liberal take on relations and a lot of the writing is very cliche'd, ignorant or just bad. The dialogue was never very good. The relations between individual characters was the most important part and I think it does really well there. The conflict between the Vorlon and the Shadows ending with "you're not our dad fuck off" was very anticlimactic.
Straczynski has a lot of problems, both in his character, his worldview, his writing skills, and of course the voluntary vasectomy. But in the end he got to tell a story from start to finish and end it the way he wanted to, which is something that lots of shows never get a chance to do.
In short, I liked it. I think. There's a lot to breakdown and it would take many more posts to go over everything, but even though parts of it are easy to shit on I think that taken as a whole it's an enjoyable experience, maybe not in the way Spergzynski intended, but enjoyable nonetheless.

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It's the most spookiest time of the year.
Halloween has the best movies of any holiday. B-Movies specially.
What have you watched this month?
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>new Frankenstein movie
>I wonder if it will be any goo..
<Netflix
<Guillermo del Toro
Fuck
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>>3997
Mary Shelly used her novel as a warning. Frankenstein was Jewish. The monster was his golem, not unlike Golem of Prague. Except Dr. Rabbi Frankenstein used goyim body parts to build his golem as homage to the blood libel ritual.
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SATURDAY /monster/ STREAM REMINDER!
At 4 EST this saturday I will be streaming, Duck Dodgers, Outlaw Star, Hand Maid and Uma Musume and.... fug.....
Will start NOW!
https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls
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I'm trying to keep track of which Hammer Horror movies we've watched so far.
I've intentionally left off the Quartermass and the prehistoric movies because those are more Scifi than horror. Also the post was getting rather long.
Is this list about right?

Dracula
<Horror of Dracula
<The Brides of Dracula
<Dracula: Prince of Darkness
>Dracula Has Risen from the Grave
>Taste the Blood of Dracula
>Scars of Dracula
>Dracula A.D. 1972
>The Satanic Rites of Dracula 
>The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

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Because I'm filthy weeb, I mostly watch anime and that shit but I decided to watch some japanese movies.
>Shin Godzilla
This was my first Godzilla movies and it's pretty good, the visual were great and the soundtrack is amazing, the story is meh but they are many great scenes out there, I say that it's worth a watch I'll maybe check out other Godzilla films.
>Lesson Of Evil
Pretty brutal I like it, they really went all out on this film even angering some journos, it's not one of most well made movies out there but it was fun watch.
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>Demons (1971)
I figured I had to watch at least one horror movie on my own this month. I came across Demons, a Japanese movie from the early 70s that I had actually seen the beginning of (but then subsequently forgot). The movie fell under "horror", so I figured I'd give it a shot.
Movie's about a ronin who is supposed to be leading a vendetta movement, but he instead gets sucked into the ploy of a geisha.
The cinematography is amazing. Super cool shots and angles are used throughout the movie. I was never bored watching the screen, even though the movie was a little over 2 hours long.
The plot was kind of meh (in that you know what's going to happen), though still captivating in its own way the director loves tricking you, which keeps you on the edge of your seat.
The gore was, well, unexpected. I'm guessing you could call this a historical slasher movie in a way? I thought we were going to get spoops as I expect from some 60s yokai movie, but that wasn't the case here at all. There are some ghost elements, but I think the big "horror" element is the gore. And it doesn't disappoint, even though it's in black and white.
Although the plot is somewhat weak (maybe that's why it's considered a horror movie, heh) and it is fairly long, I'd still recommend you give this one a watch this Halloween season. Don't try looking it up too much, it's one of those movies where it's better if you know less about it. The mo
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Chances are, you've probably heard of the movie "12 Angry Men" with Henry Fonda. Maybe you don't know anything beyond the title, but it's a classic that's often on "best of" lists in some capacity.

Ever heard of the Japanese re-telling "The Gentle Twelve (12人の優しい日本人)"? Frankly, neither had I. I saw it advertised as a parody, though I don't think parody is the right word. Let's provide some context:

12 Angry Men is about a jury that unanimously agrees that a boy who killed his father is guilty... Only to slowly have the realisation that perhaps biases stand in the way of their conviction. Henry Fonda is the reason you watch the film. I haven't seen it in a long while, but I remember his presence the strongest.

The Gentle Twelve flips that and, instead, has everyone convinced a woman who killed her ex is not guilty. You can see where this is going - one man, instead, tries to convince everyone of why she is guilty. You can see why "parody" got thrown around, but it isn't comedic in the least. But "re-telling" would be a stronger description.

Movie is close to two hours, but it's interesting enough that you don't feel the length. I will say, though, that the movie kind of shits the bed in the last twenty minutes or so. It had moments of hive-mind that I couldn't believe anyone would agree to yes, let's say guilty with self-defence just to get out of here, but they were fleeting. Then the movie really hits a point where I was thinking that
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>Giants and Toys (巨人と玩具)
Somehow came across this movie from 1958 (directed by the director of the second Hanzo the Razor movie).

Superficial plot follows (primarily) a yuppie working at a candy company in post-war Japan. The company is seeing a decrease in sales so, in order to gain leverage over its two rivals, it attempts to build the career of a British-toothed girl.

I'm surprised this movie isn't on Criterion or more well known. It's a clear example of a post-war Japanese movie, showcasing the poverty, the connection with the still-fresh war imagery, and degrading/renewal of the Japanese identity. It's also a great portrayal of the young Japanese mindset versus the old (proletariats anyone? Don't worry, the movie is not advocating communism). It does have the yuppie making incredibly dumb decisions at times read: because of women, but it doesn't kill the film, thankfully.

Don't expect laughs from this: it's satirical, yes, but not a movie where the comedy goes anywhere but down depression lane. The musical number is... interesting, to say the least.

>Gauche the Cellist (セロ弾きのゴーシュ)
A 60-minute adaptation from a short story by the famous Kenji Miyazawa. Nice movie about a noob cellist who sprouts his (metaphorical) wings with the help of a cat, a bird, a tanuki, and a mama and baby mouse. If you like classical music and you feel like y
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This thread has permanence.
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Cool fonts from movies and posters go here. If I come across an actual usable font files I'll post them too.
I'm making a duplicate of the thread on the other /vhs/ since the user base is split and sleepy anons might find this interesting too.
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You don't get this in movies anymore.
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Check for weekly movie nights.
Every Friday at 5pm PDT - 7pm CDT - 8pm EDT

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>>3864
Don't worry there is another one.
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>>3865
Suggesting Black Sabbath 1964 as pre (or post show) in honor of Ozzy.
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/vhs/ Movie Night
>Anora (2024)
>Dead Man (1995)
>Highlander (1986)
July, Friday 25th
Pre-Show: Train to Busan (2016) (3:00pm PT/ 6:00pm ET/10:00pm UTC)
>>3866
Eh. Let's just listen to Black Sabbath/Ozzy songs and live concerts during breaks.
I think that's a better tribute.
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>>3868
Add a tribute to the Hulkster and maybe something too for King of the Hill's Chuck Mangione.
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>>3869
>Hulk Hogan just died
WTFNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm looking for the Bad Boys 2 workprint

If you have any requests, don't hesitate, I'll look in my collection to see if I have them.
looking for all the kung fu shite mentioned in >>>/vhs/3792. found some of it online in low quality, and maybe it only exists in low quality (at least in engrish), but i'd like to see it in best reasonable quality possible (with either eng dub or sub, dont care which but prefer sub).
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I found some for you do you have anything where I could contact you?
>>3840

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I've been looking left and right for good Carfellas and I'm in the Band torrents for weeks now.
There's a lot of awful 2009 disney sticoms I would like to watch but I can't find most of them.
I'm also looking for Shrek 2 dubbed in japanese.
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Back in the olden days of 8/rec/ someone posted pic related, and it introduced me to so many quality (non-Disney) animation movies... Any clues on who made it or if it was ever updated?
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I can't believe I'm asking this, but anyone know where I can download Ironheart miniseries? 1337 doesn't have a torrent, is like nobody bothered to pirate that trashfire.
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>>3754
Never mind.
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>>3754
but why
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>>3796
I like to see millions of dollars burn.

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