/vhs/ - Movies

>>2730
The only good thing about evangelion was the mecha fights. All the girls were shit, used goods or both.

>>2730
I thought that the movie was pretty consistent with the rest of the series in suggesting that the Eva girls would be insufferable in real life. Shinji was a wreck in the movie because he felt more comfortable with a guy than either of the two girls he gets paired with, and he just squashed the guy's spine like a squish toy. He jerks off to Asuka's comatose body because the only time he can feel genuine attraction to her is when she isn't awake and acting like a bitch. Misato I can sorta see, though the framing didn't exactly seem fanservicy to me.
I find that whole "stop liking the things I make for you" sensibility to be pretty funny nowadays. It's a totally different market, of course, but it seems like a lot of flops nowadays get mad that you didn't pay money to watch or play them. Works so deeply insecure and post-post-post-post-ironic that they offer nothing other than wasted time.
I liked the first two Rebuilds. I didn't see the other two because my interest in the series went away during the time gap. But according to what I've seen and read, Anno starts taking a fat bong rip of his own farts. Dude postmodernism lmao.

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>>2735
I was also super unimpressed with all the girls. Probably my favorite thing to come out of Evangelion is this:

https://youtu.be/nKTwb1WCUwY?si=IUvctQDSwSBswI82

>>2741
>I find that whole "stop liking the things I make for you" sensibility to be pretty funny nowadays.
Wish I had that standard. I think sometimes I can find it comical, but it's a hard pill to swallow.

>I liked the first two Rebuilds.
Don't want to stray too far from the thread topic, but how'd you find Mari?

>>2735
>The only good thing about evangelion was the mecha fights. All the girls were shit,
this

>>2745
>Wish I had that standard. I think sometimes I can find it comical, but it's a hard pill to swallow.
The trick is to remember that it'll all ultimately go on deaf ears and you can't stop people from liking what they want to like.
>Don't want to stray too far from the thread topic, but how'd you find Mari?
Barely remember anything about her, honestly. Wasn't her bit that she got off to killing angels Blood Knight style or something? I guess that was pretty neat.

>>2509
>it's been age restricted
Here's an archive.org link instead: https://archive.org/details/witch-with-the-flying-head-full-movie

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>>2513
>miss it again
Can you use https://pixeldrain.com/ ?

>>2522
Easier than that, I managed to find where I downloaded the subtitels form
https://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/9569653/dayo-en

>>2524
Thanks.

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Some alternate posters. I'll be sure to link a a version with complete sound when ever Wu Tangs sorts it.

>>2441
He's in one episode of the Mod Squad that has a neo gothic theme.
>Dr. Phones
lol

>>53
It's really annoying as well because as far as I can tell there are no box sets of complete series. There are 7 Frankenstein films, 9 Dracula films, 3 Mummy films, 3+1 Karnstein vampire films and 2 other unaligned vampire movies, 4 caveman movies, the She trilogy, and at least 20 more horror-thriller films. But when you get the DVD or Bluray movie sets they're all scrambled up.

>>2444
Shit. thank you for catching my mistake.. of course I meant phibes 
I never seen mod squad is it worth it

>>2451
>I never seen mod squad is it worth it
Well that one episode is anyway. I don't know about the series as a whole.
The specific episode is S3.E10 A Time of Hyacinths
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0650047/?ref_=ttep_ep10

>>2452
Thanks anon I'll check it out

>Frosty the Snowman (1969)
Was definitely a classic growing up that I hope we get to watch next year on Christmas.

>Mon oncle Antoine (1971)
A Quebecois film following an orphaned boy and his life in a small town. His uncle is the caretaker of the town as well as owns a little corner store. Takes place around Christmas eve. It's atmospheric, contains adultery, and is quite depressing, but I like it.

>>9
I watched it for the first time this year. I was amazed that I actually sat through the whole thing and actually chuckled a few times.

Fuck you loser, it's not even halloween yet, there's TONS of shit to watch for halloween.

>>1826
Oh nvm, just realized how slow this place is.

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COME TO THE 2023 /CHRISTMAS/ FESTIVAL

Hello, /christmas/ here. We want to invite you participate in our annual Christmas party again this year. It's already started, and the main stream will be from Friday 22nd, through Monday 25th : 3 pm PST / 22 UTC . 

'Please come and share some Christmas cheer with your fellow anons!'
https://anon.cafe/christmas/catalog.html

Thanks for all your help, /vhs/ !  :)

Watched Klaus a while back. Seeing the Netflix logo worried me a bit but it turned out to be my favorite christmas movie

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/vhs/ Movie Night
Conquest (1983) - Playtime (1967) - Crash (1996) - Spider-man 3 (2007)
Friday, December 8th
5pm PDT/7pm CDT/8pm EDT
Pre-Show: Dead Alive/Braindead (3:30pm PST/5:30pm CST/6:30pm EST)

shit, not crash1996.
mistyped

>>1963
>Dead Alive

Alto, you're gonna love it. Err, scratch that, you're gonna hate it because you don't like good movies.

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The Christmas festival is being organized on/christms/ on  anon.cafe. We need to think about our Christmas stream(s) tomorrow night and then report back to let everyone know.
https://anon.cafe/christmas/res/2984.html#q2987

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>>1966
You don't know what I like faggot.
>>1967
Will this conflict with the regularsmovie night?

>went from an expression full of life and hope to a glassy-eyed, soulless pedowood fake smile
rip

>>1947
Hollywood is full of fucking vampires or some shit.

>>1947
She had left Hollywood by that time. And all smiles in photos are fake.

>>1929 (OP) 
>Emmy Clarke
>After the end of Monk, Clarke enrolled at Fordham University, where she earned a B.A. in Communication and Media Studies in 2014. She then began a career in the advertising industry, first as a marketer for mobile photo-sharing application Peep, and then as a media planner for Good Apple Digital, a boutique ad agency in New York's Silicon Alley.

Why is the website "Let me Google that for you" still relevant even to this day?

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/Yqmg9Xv9

>>1920 (OP) 
>angry birds 2
>FNaF
Why would you do this? The first angry birds is actually watchable.

>>1801 (OP) 
What happened? Did they announced a remake?

>>1802
it's been in the works for years, finally coming out October 12.

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it's good
for about ten or so minutes in the first episode i thought they had pozzed it to hell and back, until i realized i'm just really bad at seeing connections between characters. also not just pure nostalgia bait. should be good going forward.

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ANH is good and has aged very well. Open and shut, no cliffhangers, you can just watch it right there and be done with it. Empire is good but I don't think it's as great as everyone says it is. It's fun and enjoyable but there's nothing about it that jumps out at me and says "this is the best movie ever made". RotJ is a hippie-pandering cash grab made to sell toys with bad green screen technology that has aged like garbage and an anticlimactic ending. George also couldn't stop himself from changing the ending after the prequel trilogy.
TPM has podracing and Darth Maul which sounds cool until you realize those are the only things it has going for it. Every time I watch it I think it will be better than it actually is. AotC is a clusterfuck of bad early CGI and Anakin being a sperg. RotS is the greatest of the entire series, it brings everything together and perfectly sets the stage for the OT. It is what Star Wars should be.
TFA is just ANH but bigger, if you're following a trail you're not a trailblazer. TLJ is the equivalent of a monkey throwing shit at the wall and calling it art. TRoS is the greatest comedy of 2019.

I grew up watching the Star Wars series, and it's good for what it is and was always supposed to be: a fairy tale in space made by the directorial equivalent of Anon (i.e., a counter-cultural autistic weeb with eclectic interests). With regards to the movies themselves, the OT is over-rated, the PT is over-hated, and the ST should've never been created.

>>1725
Agreed on everything though I prefer ANH over RotS.
I don't know how I feel about TFA and Rogue One since it's been near a decade since I watched both, don't remember much about them and really don't feel like watching them again.

>>1725
>hippie-pandering
What?
>TFA is just ANH but bigger
No it isn't, it wants to be ANH and failing at every step.

>>1803
He's probably talking how George's idea for RotJ involved having a low tech civilization defeating a high tech one. Which really isn't hippy pandering any more than having a movie where a mob of cavemen play tucker's kobolds with a bunch of modern day Army Rangers or something like that.

>>1474 (OP) 
As far as movies that are better than the book you can include The Swarm. 
Not because the movie is good but because the book is genuinely pants on head retarded. Also I suppose because the movie stars Michael Caine and he's one of those actors that just makes whatever he's in better in spite of all other factors.

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>>1474 (OP) 
I love The Count of Monte Cristo (the book), so that's a real claim to make. I will have to check out the movie.

>>1474 (OP) 
Fahrenheit 451

>>1474 (OP) 

>>1475
Nah, the book is great as long as you don't expect some high literature