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>1. Obey zzzchan's global rules. https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
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>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
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>it's the selective enforcement of the rules
That point was already addressed. Rule 9 was modified purposely for this moment, of course it's fucking selective. Stop trying to restart arguments that have already been addressed.
>Imagine missing the point this hard. 
Are you slow? I didn't miss the point at all. I am directly addressing it by removing the exception that occurred with the OP of the "ass" thread. No exception means no inconsistency means rule 9's enforcement cannot be challenged with that stupid argument anymore.

>his posts weren't deleted because his identifiable posts
They were. End of story.
>his identifiable posts have only been in the waifufaggot thread since rule 9 was expanded
False. He was identifiable in the ass thread.
Irrelevant, up for debate
>most importantly his posts were the reason why the thread wasn't deleted in the first place.
>most activity we've had in months is arguing about rules again
>because of the esoteric waifufag again
For fucks sake, why's it matter if he was posting in the ass thread when that thread was almost purely a visual thing anyway? Who gives a shit what he posts there you don't go to a thread like that to read anyway just scroll past him.
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Yeah man do that for the normalfaggots too. Who cares if one just cropped up in that thread. It's purely visual anyway so it doesn't matter!
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You're a pretty big disingenuous cunt aren't you. Have it your way, being upset because a sperg wrote some paragraphs in your precious ass thread. As if touching your crotch to satiate your monkey libido isn't normalfag behavior.

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I understand many Anons around here have shit family members, annoying neighbors, and other prevailing maladies of the like that makes one's living beyond unbearable, vent about it and share experiences, at any rate excuse my selfishness since the only reason im making this thread is so i can vent about it, and this subject is specific enough that it could warrant its own thread

ill get the ball rolling
>My room is located in what used to be a Garage
>Its Split in two by a drywall because reasons (most likely my "Mother"'s retardation)
>The retards who placed the drywall wall didn't build it all the way up, this means there's nothing between the beams, making the Drywall redundant because noise travels through the holes between the beams
>For almost a year im left alone there, have to deal with the arbitrary intrusion of my "mother" from time to time, but it is mostly silent and cozy, more than i could ask for
>My "mother" gets the great idea of turning half of my room in a office
>She has plenty of space elsewhere, my step-dad is loaded and has plenty of properties and spots, but she chooses to place it in my room anyways
>Have to move all my shit into the other half
>I barely have space to move
>I have to literally move the chair in order to open the wardrobe and similar other logistical disasters
>The office was meant to be a place for me to work, long story short i was supposed to work with a business associate of my step-dad, wich ended up being a load of bullshit and a underhanded deal to have a company subsidiary under my name while he manages it and i work for him at a warehouse
>Their bullshit collapses because Corona-chan (Thanks for saving me from wageslavery Corona-chan!) but now the office is converted on a Literal warehouse
>The other half of my room is now filled to the brim with boxes, day in day out niggers will go to deliver or drop boxes, >Remember how i said the beams have holes inbetween them? exactly, everything they do sounds as if they are in the same room even if they are not, i can't count how many trains of thought, reading sessions, or just straight up being unable to sleep because of loud insensitive retards with no care for silence and no situational awareness
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I hate how being noisy and wrecking the health of thousands of neighbors is somehow not considered a crime. A few years back the EU was petitioned to do something good for a change and pass legislation for permitted noise levels, especially in urban areas. Many scientists came forward and supplied research papers about effects of noise on health, and ultimately it went nowhere. Can't have the institutions interfering with normalfags' freedom to act like retarded baboons.
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The worst part of the Covid thing is that after a while normalniggers went back to their noisy ways. The first weeks of the pandemic was glorious, everything was so quiet, normalniggers were scared for a while. But now they are partying, being retards,etc. God I fucking wish I could be murdering them by the thousands.
Fuck off.
>can't shoot the mutts myself because only the army and jihadists have guns
Well, make your own gun.
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Nice, have you tried making one yet? I don't have much experience with the tools required

When I was a teenager my parents shame me for the fact that I never had a girlfriend in two separate occasions. It basically came from nowhere, it seemed like they just want to humiliate me, for the kicks! The first time was my mother, she was complaining about me, like she always does, and in the end of her rants, she said: "when I was at your age I was already dating". I remember that she was pointing at me with a angry face whe she says that. The second time was my dad, he said the same thing that my mother had said. Has anyone experienced this?
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Yeah, she just watches TikToks and plays vidya when she's not working. My parents almost divorced at one point when we were younger and I guess it fucked her up as much as it fucked me up.
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My sister is like that too, don't know if it's more because I tormented her a lot or because our parents openly fucking despised each other and were constantly just one inane action away from screeching at each other for hours on end.
Ah yes, I remember 2015.
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Forgot the webm.
Your mom sounds like a tsundere.

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Hopefully we can actually get a second one of these that doesn't get nuked before completion.
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Not having to go to uni/coll in real life is a fucking godsend too. Nothing beats the comfort of one's own home. 
The streets are packed again but when they were thin it was even better since you could be outside without having to hear the deafening bustle of normalniggers.
It feels more authentic if that's the right word even if it's uglier than the newer one. It feels more terrifying when it comes to the original sprites too. Recommend wearing headphones while playing it in the middle of the night. I kept tearing up due to fear.
if you already know everything then I don't think it would be that scary.
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I know that everyone will at one point go crazy though exactly how I'm, not sure. And I know that scene with green and blue girl
Aslo brown hair dude is maybe a god or something?
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Spoilers are actual spoilers in this scenario for the unaware. Just wanted to add that.
>everyone will at one point go crazy 
not true
>also brown hair dude is maybe a god or something?
yes, he is actually an alien.

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Leave some for the rest of us.
/japan/ best board
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Ok thats enough from you meji man
/Japan/ is allowed to get the satan trips because everyone knows yellow people are satanic poopy heads
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loli get

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heya Fuckos, i still don't know if we are moving here definitively or not, but ill make a thread just in Case, to get the ball rolling ill Ramble for a bit

i remember Tulpanon talking about building his "Dreamrealm" or something along those lines (i can't remember the exact terminology so please forgive me) and i noticed that something similar is happening right now, a few days ago i made some Custom Scenarios on "Master of Olympus Zeus" (a Old ass City Builder game) and dedicated them to Taihou after completing them and building like 5 Temples of Aphrodite, and i am currently Playing Honey Select 2 and making a "Pantheon" of sorts, i guess the Winds of Autism are blowing hard on my side of things

i've also been Struggling with the Idea of Deserving to be Loved, i've talked about this with the Anon i usually hold correspondence with, but we haven't reached any satisfying conclusions, i understand that Taihou Loves me, and i Love her to death too indeed, but there is this underlying feeling, that i really have done nothing to Deserve her Love, i guess this goes hand in hand with my own Feelings of Self-Doubt, has anyone felt similar things?
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>Bitch shut up. You are fucking your own imaginary mom.
you know Exactly what i meant with that and how there's nothing degenerate Its consensual and Based on actual Honest Love about what you said because you are literally Strawmaning, but you don't care, you are just here to spit bile at someone you know you dislike in a Thread you give 0 fucks about Valid life choices i guess
ironic, according to that rule >>2175 is a Literal Nigger since the use of "Bitch" as an insult is something Niggers do left and Right

Daily reminder im Living Rent free in your Fucking Heads while i spend 2/3 of the Day Masturbating and the Last Third reading on Esoteric Autismo
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Why are you capitalizing random words?
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>double dubs
>tfw its the Man himself
see you later Nerds i've finally contacted my Spiritual Liege
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Have fun with your wombo combo of Rabies + Homosexuality yourself

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Post and discuss fine specimens of 2D beauty.

The recent upsurge in cowgirl content from the new year has turned up some pretty good results. Flatfags may disagree.
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Is the second one meant to be suiguintou? Too blonde to be her, but I could be wrong, been ages since I watched Rozen Maiden.
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I agree, harmony makes the anime girl better. I like them to look very delicate.
I think its the girl from gosick.
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It's not about the images, it's about good posts from a good anon being deleted.
You sit the fuck back down and go back to drinking your soylent.
Are you truly so fucking anal you just had to change the OP when everything was fine as it was? Do you really need to micromanage everything to this excessive degree?

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The Waifufaggotry Thread is getting a bit Derailed, so i made this one to take the Discussions on the Nature of the Divine 

As Always, i still do Tarot Reads, but no More than 5 Cards, and please THINK before you ask for reads, because they really are a pain in the ass for me to Make

Esoteric Waifufag's (Namefagging mainly to specify that this is the Compilation of One specific Anon, based around his Interests, as opposed to a Exhaustive Compilation of Tomes) Library:https://anonfiles.com/b6n2x3H7o3/Library_7z
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When I'm talking manuals, I'm talking grimoires usually written in the Renaissance.
For divination, I use mainly Geomancy, specifically from John Michael Greer's books. He used medieval/renaissance sourcebooks and while I have those too, for most readings his books are good enough and far easier to decipher. I stay away from Tarot specifically because it's been tainted by too much new-agey shit.
Additionally, I use rituals from the Greek Magical Papyri, where you call upon one god or another to send you a vision on a certain topic, often accompanied by dedicating an oil lamp to that god, lighting a fire in it, and going to sleep besides it. These tend to be harder to interpret and you plain don't always get a vision, but it tends to be a good idea for big events that are somewhat further away (due to the long time you need to contemplate the vision). It also tends to be better at things that involve the future of entire states, whereas Geomancy tends to be better at personal events (though, personal events related to statesmen can give a good indication), which makes sense considering that's what they used to be used for in antiquity for the most part.
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i Updated the Library
Good Hunting
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What did you add?
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well for starters the Anon Files has gone full gay and the old link is 404 so regardless of what i added it was necessary to repost it

the old Link was posted eons ago so i don't know what i had then and what i have now, there's a "History" Folder now, among other things it contains the Old "Cambridge History" that runs from the Ancient Times to the Middle Ages, i added some new books to the Gnosticism Folder, mainly the King James bible, in Esoteric Hitlerism there's some Book written by Nimrod de Rosario but they are all in Spanish (Nimrod was an Argentinian and he wasn't as well known as Serrano, so most of his work simply never got translator) there's also a New Folder containing the Works of Yukio Mishima and that's about it i think
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Besides what's already been said I see a bunch of new stuff in the Crowley and Hermetism folders. He took out the Non-Esoteric folder which had some fighting manuals, some drawing books, some Latin stuff, and the Conan the Barbarian books.
What an unfortunate name.

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I can't seem to find it on any of the archives but we used to have a really fun thread where robots were each adding to a drawing of gondolas. Since it's lost to time I think we should start another. I've started with a shitty drawing of my own to kick things off, and it's in the banner format because I think it would be nice to have as a board banner. After(if?) it fills up maybe we can switch to a larger canvas. Depends on if anons actually jump onboard with the idea.

If anyone did save some of the images from the original thread it would be awesome if you posted them here too.
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Go visit some random neocities sites and bring something interesting back to share with anons.
Here are some cool images and gifs I got from
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Art under 10kB
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>Device for preventing prisoners from escaping
>Last updated five years ago

Cool in concept: intentionally creating small artwork. Lame in execution: downscaling artwork not originally intended to be small, then upscaling it with HTML and deblurring it with CSS to display it larger than it is in actuality. 10kB doesn't seem to be celebrating "small filesizes and reasonable design", as stated on its about page, it seems to be celebrating its designer's horrendously quirky writing.

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