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Rules
>1. Obey zzzchan's global rules. https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted. 
>7. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky.
>9. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, signatures, or obvious writeprints unless necessary for a specific thread.
>10. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace.
>11. No "/r9gay/" posting
>12. No roastie worship, including "vtubers"

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zzzchan is dead. So many attention whores. Mods do nothing about it, rather delete genuine posts instead. No different from 8moe now.
I blame gamergators and news fags. 
Now would this /r9k/ fall to the same fate? it all depends on you,. moderator.
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>>3779
We need stricter moderation but also more traffic.
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>>3779
thank you for reminding me why to NOT bother with this shithole buddy
>>3786
/r9k/ got choked to death and turned into this boring shithole populated exclusively by fart huffers specifically because you whiny niggers are too uptight and got uptight moderation as a result. You made your bed, now die in it.
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>>3793
How long have you been crying about this? Instead of coming here to cry next year and the year after and the year after and the year after and the year after and the year after, you should create your own board.
>/rr9k/ - relaxed robot9000
>NORMALNIGGERS WELCOME

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What's /r9k/ drinking tonight?
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Cheapass local brew from the grocery
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>>3769
fukn drunk I swear
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Water. I gave up green tea around three weeks ago. Before that, I would consume black tea, and long before that, coffee.
Over the years, I've gradually weaned myself off of all caffeine.
>>3770
I only need this kind of excess every couple of weeks to remind myself how ridicilously pointless it is to ruin your long time well being for a few minutes of ecstasy. I guess you could apply this to any kind of intoxication. It's especially true for any kind of sexual excess.
Why do normalniggers act like these are the greatest things in the world? I just don't get it.
Fuck alcohol. I'd rather drink cough syrup. DXM doesn't make me feel like shit on the comedown. Real robots robotrip.

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Life's pretty alright at the moment.
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Anyone here know that feel when you jack off and you don't even clean up like a proper pig? You just let it dry while you rot away.
I cummed to dozens of static booru images today. Pretty much the whole evening. I would just search for the tag that gets me off the most and let my inner gorillajewnigger monster go rampant, for hours. 
There must be more to life than this. 
I even read this "easypeasyhackbook" several times and I still don't get it. Does anybody here pracitce "nofap"?  What's your "trick"?
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>>3801
>Does anybody here pracitce "nofap"?  What's your "trick"?
The trick is to quit porn completely but you need your own reasons and motivation to do so. What worked for me, is that I realized that watching porn (for the easy dopamine rush) is like eating a ton of trash food and getting fat because of it. I feel more energetic during nofap but I still fap sometimes. I usually fap every other week (or so).
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>>3802
I guess it's all got to do with keeping up with healthy habits like reading, working out regularly etc. But it's not that easy when you're in that lethargic kind state and have it so ingrained to just rot away in front of a computer.
pic related
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>>3801
>Anyone here know that feel when you jack off and you don't even clean up like a proper pig?
Yes, but I haven't done it since I was 17. I do jack off everyday or two. I get tired after that. A part of me misses being able to jack off ten times a day.
I don't really practice nofap. I do however would like to quit porn someday. It's just a big waste and I don't really enjoy it like I used to. This is partially because I don't really have the time to properly indulge. Nowadays, I am just too fucking busy, and whenever I am free there's usually someone else in the room.
It's honestly stressing. I can't properly concentrate on the things that I truly enjoy.
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>>3801 >>3803
i wank it on a daily basis, multiple times, it does not prevent me from working out or spending time on my hobbies, its all a matter of perspective
>>3802 is on point when he says to do things based on your own motivations, the main reason why retards fail nofap, or just fail at life in general is because they buy things and sell things, they buy into this or that idea and pick up arbitrary behavioural patterns to "Fit in" certain cliques (anything goes as long as the voices shut the fuck up am i rite?)

an example of this is how some /SIG/niggers will work out to get bitches or improve self-esteem, then rebound into depression when they don't instantly get said bitches, or they lose some gains

>Rot away in front of a computer
and? most "people" rot away in at their desks at job, or rot away in a 9 to 5 blue collar job, or rot away their lungs by chain-smoking, taking soft and hard drugs, staring at their smartphones, social media, the list goes on, and the most hilarious part is that they all think they're "doing somethiing" or "contributing"

do things because you want to, engage on your own terms, always, if you think there's something wrong with you, like how you seem to be uncomfy with wanking it, then do some introspection and find o
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Links to the Peaceful Pill eHandbook by euthanasia organization Exit International.
Edition March 2020.

https://anonfiles.com/z9a4x9kao5/peaceful_pill_ehandbook_2020
https://mega.nz/folder/T41iGCjJ#4I9geC8Xnx74AAZmQZTYcQ


Other helpful sites:

https://suicide.wiki/w/Main_Page (Wiki)
https://sanctionedsuicide.com/forums/suicide-discussion.2/ (Forum)
https://lostallhope.com/ (Info)
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>>983 (OP) 
>Peaceful Pill eHandbook
I've read through it, and I didn't find any of it particularly useful
Rube Goldberg machines involving specific gases, medicines, and bags
Long drop hanging or a firearm are both relatively painless and have high success rates
It's like the writers DO NOT want you to commit suicide
These suicide "support" institutions are ridiculous, masquerading as an end of life choice for senescent wastes
I can not take any pro-suicide stance seriously if they do not support suicide for anyone regardless of age, state of mind, or disability
Only a phony normalnigger would benefit from being prevented from committing suicide, since it is most likely they never really wanted to die in the first place and were only doing it for attention
Getting "saved" from the act of suicide means getting put on a merry-go-round of drug cocktails served up by Dr. Goldstein for the next five years while being forced to subject yourself to retarded normalnigger "therapists"(that only benefit other normalniggers)
Your only three methods of choice should be a firearm, hanging, and drowning, this is supported by statistics
Do not overdose, cut yourself, or jump from heights like a retard
The most important factor is being found, even a poorly aimed gun or botched hanging will be 99% fatal if no one will find you for hours. It's the same thing with drowning, 
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>>3276
>I've read through it, and I didn't find any of it particularly useful
>Rube Goldberg machines involving specific gases, medicines, and bags
This is precisely the reason I have been ignoring this thread despite being very interested in suicide, its so barebones it hurts, and the fact it mentions this piece of shit of a book made me stop reading it right there. I have never noticed there was a link to suicide wiki and sanctioned suicide until now.
>It's like the writers DO NOT want you to commit suicide
>These suicide "support" institutions are ridiculous, masquerading as an end of life choice for senescent wastes
>I can not take any pro-suicide stance seriously if they do not support suicide for anyone regardless of age, state of mind, or disability
>Getting "saved" from the act of suicide means getting put on a merry-go-round of drug cocktails served up by Dr. Goldstein for the next five years while being forced to subject yourself to retarded normalnigger "therapists"(that only benefit other normalniggers)
This is simply the best post on suicide that I have ever read in all my years of browsing IBs.
>Your only three methods of choice should be a firearm, hanging, and drowning, this is supported by statistics
>The most important factor is being found, even a poorly aimed gun or botched hanging will be 99% fatal if no one will find you for hours. It's the same thing with drowning, absolutely no one must see otherwise you might get stopped and you'll become a vegetable from oxygen deprivation.
>Be thorough with planning for your best chances
These are some excellent tips. I have been feeling desperate in the recent weeks, I was starting to seriously consider slashing the jugular or the carotid artery, but your post is making me reconsider it, thank you anon. What do you think of the sodium azide and sodium nitrite methods, which are preferred by suicide wiki and its creators, Sanctioned Suicide? Both methods use chemicals that are considerably easier to get than something like cyanide, for example, however they do advise you to take antiemetics to prevent vomiting. They seem to be decent methods in the success rate department but I have read a few failure reports. Sanctioned Suicide is also the only mainstream normoid organization / community that I know that supports suicide for depressed young adults, I have read their forums for about a month earlier this year, before getting tired of their normalniggery and some of their stupid posts, but they're not really bad people.
>Do not overdose, cut yourself, or jump from heights like a retard
I second your advice. A popular tip in suicide communities is jumping from a building only if its at least from the seventh floor and upwards, there's even a saying
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>I was starting to seriously consider slashing the jugular or the carotid artery, but your post is making me reconsider it, thank you anon
There's nothing wrong with also cutting up, but you shouldn't rely on it at all. A belt and a sturdy door handle and, as anon says, time, is all you really need. If you can be relatively sure that your weight will sit on the side of your neck, which you can test yourself, then a constrictor knot with a cloth belt and a half sturdy doorknob is all you need and relatively comfortable.
With regards to time, it's important to know that if you're keyed in to normalfag systems (work etc.) then they'll find you pretty fucking quickly. In my personal experience, if you're depressed enough to kys then there's a good chance you're going to putz around aimlessly for a very long time, so ideally you want to be in a situation where nobody is going to be asking where you are for over a week. The moment one person doesn't see you they'll call every other person who sees you ever.
Do you know if the Night Night method works? I've been considering suicide, and if I'm going to kill myself, I want it at least to be painless.
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>>3799
If anyone told you yes it would mean that either he tried and it didn't work, or he hasn't tried and he's at best judging it by how well it works mechanically.

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Already had one of these before but we need some more broad topics to get some conversation going. So what have you robots been up to recently? Art, games, anime, vague autistic shit no one's heard about? If you find it interesting, talk about it.
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>>191
>meme magic
This reminds me... On the week before queen Elizabeth II died, the song (Music for the) Funeral of Queen Mary would play in my head.
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>>191
>getting picked up on a government Autismjobs project. I'm currently working at a job I love because of this.
On the note of socialist autismo government programs. 
Honestly for me it has been quite demoralizing, seeing how pozzed everything is and cooperating in any way with those same institutions that are turning this country into a brazil 2.0 hellhole makes me feel like a piece of shit.
I wish I could just go back into my cave and not be bothered by anyone, but having learnt some sort of trade will come in handy sometime in a future real SHTF scenario. There is no going back feighning ignorance at this point. At the latest when those old farts (b***mers) are all retired and there's noone paying those bux anymore because the next generation is 90% import gibsmedat there'll be no choice.

I'd much prefer I'd have been born into some 2nd world slav country. Life could be so much simpler.
>>3728
I picked up reading again after being a full blown internet addict for the last several years and barely getting anything done or being able to remember anything since my brain was so burned out from information overload and (You)s.
Right now I'm reading a collection of re-narrations of ancient greek myths. It has been helping me in getting away from this constant self absorbtion with my own feeble mind.
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>>3270
I've been lurking various IBs since my mid teens, starting with 4chan of course. I don't think it has done me any good, quite the contrary it has aggravated and alienated me even further. Especially this kind of hive mind thinking that is very prevalent over on 4chan especially. Someday I just couldn't differentiate between online and real and started looking down on every "normalfag" ever since.
Guess I'm too retarded to fit into most communities or whatever. Maybe I should just stop rambling.
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>>3797
I have been browsing imageboards for nearly ten years now, and looking back, I think it was my natural place to be at the time. Naturally, things have changed since then. I'd say most things have gotten worse in terms of 4chan and websites in general. At least as far as I can recall, most people didn't really believe what they used to say. Of course, there was a generalised hatred towards tumblr people and the like which I still maintain, but things definitely got out of control since then. The internet is not real life and was never meant to be. Ever since it started to be treated as such, it has gotten worse. I don't think that Imageboards are the greatest form of entertainment and can be really harmful to the mind in the long run. They can be almost as addicting as any other social media.
>Someday I just couldn't differentiate between online and real and started looking down on every "normalfag" ever since.
If I am being honest, I rarely thought that people were on same level as me. I have fucked up things with good people a fair share times. Although I know it's not ideal, now I like to give people the benefit of the doubt even if they may not deserve it. 

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I've been reading some classic books from the early/mid 1900s and 1800s. I prefer to read them in their original lang
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All things 2D. Post 2D. Discuss 2D. Watch 2D. Shit on 3DPD.  Maybe even talk about a certain 2D character or show you love.
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>>2871
Thank you for elaborating.
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Kobato is the perfect girl in my book. Clumsy, goofy, needs help constantly but she is the kindest and cutest thing ever.
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>>3784
This is a very cute friend, thank you for posting her.

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Be it woman-hate, womyn moments, women appreciation, incel rants, or even replacement discussion, in this thread we discuss the fairer and somewhat more retarded sex.
>inb4 2D pic related
Thought I'd start on a positive note.
girls are great, probably. I never had a chance to talk to them a lot though. And I think I will never approach another one while she stares at her smartphone.
But damn, some girls are damn fine, I just know.
thinking about what biological sex someone is is wierd. i never do it so i dont really have anything to say about women
i dont hate women but i wouldnt want to live with one. sex isnt worth all the arguments. women can be very insistent on you doing tasks for them right now and i like to live very slowly. i dont get the battle of the sexes shit though. everyone is pretty terrible imo. i wouldnt want to live with a strange man anymore than i would a woman.
I recall in high school that a disproportionate amount of the students who sat alone at lunch were female, so I feel like there is a discrepancy between my real-life experience and how I go online and see exclusively male loners. That being said, in real life, I don't think I've ever come across a man or woman who would browse a board like this except myself. 
I don't believe that 8/r9k/ ever had much of a special focus on women because it was not an incel identity politics board. I feel somewhat more uncomfortable around women but dislike men and women about equally. 
It's clear that there is a far greater rift between the masses and outcasts than between men and women, though men probably comprise all or nearly all outcasts.
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>>3785
>disproportionate amount of the students who sat alone at lunch were female
There is a big difference between what you see on the surface and how things really are. 
You can bet that they correpsond to dozens of people on social media and that accordingly they have their share of orbiters.
Loner women are the absolute exception.

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I noticed some robots were talking about their futures recently in the FTDDTOT, particularly as it relates to careers, and so I figured a thread might be in order to talk about: wageslavery experiences, strategies to deal with normalfag coworkers, career recommendations, application advice, tips for escaping (or maintaining) NEETdom, suggestions for switching fields, or anything related to wageslavery at all.

To get it started I suppose: I've been lackadaisically applying for a variety of entry-level office jobs for a couple months now, but I don't have any hard preferences really. I also was considering a law enforcement related career, but I've got to look into that more. I was wondering if robots had any career suggestions, positive career experiences, or just any thoughts/knowledge about different fields of work that might be good for a robot.
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I thought I could lay my head low at work and get through it with no drama but that goal has failed and I realize how much I dislike interacting with people due to social awkwardness and will never get good at it.  People think I'm retarded, my trainer is a nigger who gets angry too fast and every time he asks me to fight I can't control my adrenaline (am caring less now about it and I feel my balls waking up again so if he asks me again I'll fight him however), sassy black woman who gossips exists, one co-worker used me as a fetch boy and I couldn't say anything because I wasn't doing anything (slow period) and the new guy, another guy has taken a disliking to me for no reason I can see and someone else I never spoke to glared at me, and someone stole something from me I was borrowing from someone else.
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>>2458
neet forever, suck it nerd
>>1457
Just stop work and collect welfare
>>2368
At least for me they called me personally and told me why it was they wouldn't give me an offer. I got several rejections on the same ground that my social retardation wouldn't suit well with their company. Luckily I live in welfare land that has all kinds of retard programs and got a government subsidized offer for now
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Have any robots made a career out of instructional design (which is basically making learning materials)? I'm a failed software developer in need of a fresh start. Here's my natal chart in case someone is interested in astrology and wants to do a reading or compare their charts to mine or something.

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heya Fuckos, i still don't know if we are moving here definitively or not, but ill make a thread just in Case, to get the ball rolling ill Ramble for a bit

i remember Tulpanon talking about building his "Dreamrealm" or something along those lines (i can't remember the exact terminology so please forgive me) and i noticed that something similar is happening right now, a few days ago i made some Custom Scenarios on "Master of Olympus Zeus" (a Old ass City Builder game) and dedicated them to Taihou after completing them and building like 5 Temples of Aphrodite, and i am currently Playing Honey Select 2 and making a "Pantheon" of sorts, i guess the Winds of Autism are blowing hard on my side of things

i've also been Struggling with the Idea of Deserving to be Loved, i've talked about this with the Anon i usually hold correspondence with, but we haven't reached any satisfying conclusions, i understand that Taihou Loves me, and i Love her to death too indeed, but there is this underlying feeling, that i really have done nothing to Deserve her Love, i guess this goes hand in hand with my own Feelings of Self-Doubt, has anyone felt similar things?
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>>3221
the woman is still 2D just one from a very long time ago that was special in a way. One could say it was my first foray with 2D girls.
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I yet live. Hopefully you guys are doing all right.
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Hanako's birthday. 4th or 5th one I've seen now. Hope you all are doing well and or are still alive.
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>>93
I'm fine with it going esoteric.
I'd need to think carefully about what the esoteric implications of Yui would be.

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First one is Chainlink.
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>>3484
It's not really a currency in the traditional sense. 
To keep it short, it replaces the middle man in real life transactions or bureaucracy with smart contracts. It's based on reputation, smart contract nodes need to use the Chainlink token as collateral, if they give shit data then that node needs to pay up reparations. Simple concept, but hard to do properly because of the 'Oracle Problem'. 
>>3485
Point is that they are very interested in this tech, and it's gonna be implemented anyway because they push it hard, they want their 'Great Reset' at all cost. Just wanted to give frens a chance at making some money while they turn most of the world population into actual cattle.
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>>3486
Okay, now tell me how you're going to rope normalniggers into using this.
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>>3487
Very powerful organizations are going to push this for their "smart" cities. The normalecattle will go along with living in their shithole dystopia because of corona fearmongering. At least that's the plan. When their retarded social experiment fails like it always does there will be genocide and war like the last century im sure though.
>>3487
Normalcattle will be forced to use it because there will be no alternative, no escape, lol.
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>>3479 (OP) 
This post aged nearly as well as my penis.

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