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>1. Obey zzzchan's global rules. https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted. 
>7. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky.
>9. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, signatures, or obvious writeprints unless necessary for a specific thread.
>10. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace.
>11. No "/r9gay/" posting
>12. No roastie worship, including "vtubers"

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I for one don't want this board to go or to become yet another normalfaggot place. I may not post here much, but it still feels like a true home to me.
Who cares about having a place in the real world
It's possible migrating to 8moe could result in a boost to sustained activity, but I'd guess that would probably upset the few left lingering around here. Though 8moe is similarly pretty dead in general, but with an increased likelihood of organic new growth considering it's a much more visible site in general compared to webring sites.
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It's been 7 months or so since I made that post. I still maintain the idea that centralization will be the future one way or another. However, I don't know how I feel about migrating this board somewhere else. During those 7 months, I witnessed another board failing to do so. Before that, that board was almost on the same situation as this board is now. However, it had arround 10 fairly active users. After migrating, it maintain almost those same numbers, but the userbase changed and the posts got worse. The old posters abandoned the board, and now the old board is dead and the new one is filled with underage fags. 
Taking into consideration how this board handles outsiders, I think it's fair to say that migrating is a bad idea for many reasons. I don't think that it would last more than a week before both places irreparably died anyway. And I don't want that to happen, even if it is just for nostalgia's sake.
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I think migration was a bad word to use. In my head I was thinking something more along the lines of just silently opening up the 8moe board perhaps with an updated clone of this board (codexx can do this), then seeing if that catches on. If not then not really much harm.

I think this iteration of /r9k/ has positioned itself very well in terms of its rule structure and culture as a generalist discussion and hobby board. It just needs users.

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The Waifufaggotry Thread is getting a bit Derailed, so i made this one to take the Discussions on the Nature of the Divine 

As Always, i still do Tarot Reads, but no More than 5 Cards, and please THINK before you ask for reads, because they really are a pain in the ass for me to Make

Esoteric Waifufag's (Namefagging mainly to specify that this is the Compilation of One specific Anon, based around his Interests, as opposed to a Exhaustive Compilation of Tomes) Library:https://anonfiles.com/b6n2x3H7o3/Library_7z
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>how do i read evola
in the same manner as you read this post, no hurries, you should start with "Revolt aganist the modern world" but if it is too dense or hard to read just go for "Heathen Imperialism"

>do i have to wear a mask
where we are going, we don't need masks, at the bottom of the abyss, the schizopill awaits you
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>how do i read evola
I recommend you start with the Mystery of the Grail book => Hermetic Tradition => Recognitions => Revolt Against The Modern World => Ride The Tiger.
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i remember that chart, still i must digress, "Mystery of the Grail" in my opinion contains too many references to other works, it feels more like a addendum to "Revolt Aganist the Modern World" rather than its own thing, "Hermetic Tradition" in my opinion, the book was clearly meant for people who already are aquainted with Hermetism, not even Hermetism, but rather medieval Hermetic texts to be more specific, if you're not into that then that book can't really help you in any way

again, none of them bad books, its just that, in my opinion, starting with "Heathen Imperialism" then going for Revolt, is a much better approach

also, if you couple those two with Guenon's "Crisis of the Modern World" you not only get a par for the course introduction to the whole esoteric autismo but you also get a introduction to Guenon

add "The occult War" as translated by Leon de Poncins and you have a full chronology of how shit's been going down since the first written records and beyond
rec me books on resisting hypnosis and counterhypno
this is close enough to eso and its nowher else so...
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not listening to the dhukka is a good start

Hypnosis relies on the pre-personal and unconcious part , just like all new age "incantations" and "Magic" real actual magic is more akin to divine science, it is operational in nature, not unlike how one uses a hammer to put a nail on something, or a screwdriver to unscrew something

just ignore the faggot that´s trying to hypno or summon a devil or whatever the fuck crackhead-newage shit he´s trying to do, it will only hurt you if you believe it will hurt you

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A new one is needed.
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>physical exercise has done a lot for my mental clarity that I did not think myself possible. It's not just some improvebruh trope.
That was the selling point all of them were telling me at least the ones I was exposed to. Did you just think they were telling you to exercise as a timepasser and lose weight?
>I always saw this board more as a rejection of all life.
If it were then what'd be the point of posting at all? What would you discuss or even rally around for why you were rejecting life and society, it feels like you'd have to restrict yourself as what you could talk about. All roads lead to Rome.
I also can't entirely blame my parents. One example, my dad always did DIY projects and while I participated in them he never really taught me anything or do anything by myself nor did he make an effort to so there was no point of being involved but I could've exerted myself on my own behalf to collaborate on something and was smart enough to do so but I just expected them to cater to me, as they spoiled me and bragged about it to boot. And something in them snaps one day, and all that was intelligent or upstanding about them is cynically discarded and they become sloven and monotonous. It's not somethi
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Lets say I'm a 10+ year neet who has been living off his mother since he dropped out of HS (no GED), and has now been blindsided by his mother suddenly entering end-of-life care. I have never had a job and have no clue what I need to do to survive after she passes on and is no longer able to take care of the 'adult' things. What exactly do I need to manage now? There's monthly bills like internet and electricity, and yearly bills like insurance and vehicle rego. What else? Her estate and everything already has my name on the registration, so there shouldn't be any way for me to lose that stuff so long as I pay the taxes, right? What's the actual process for having someone... Taken care of? After they pass away. 
And what sort of gibs could I possibly get on? I'm probably an undiagnosed aspie but not bad enough that I can't function on my own. 
I've crunched some numbers and think I can subsist at my current standard of living with around 16-20k a year.

I live in the US southeast, for reference. Anyone else go through something similar willing to give an anon some advice?
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>What's the actual process for having someone... Taken care of? After they pass away. 
I assume that is just explained to you when she dies either by the hospital or someone else involved. It's like not like they hand you a corpse and let you figure it out.
>And what sort of gibs could I possibly get on? I'm probably an undiagnosed aspie but not bad enough that I can't function on my own. 
Probably depends on the state. Just look up the various welfare systems for disability and see if mental disability applies. Then see a shrink and explain that you're probably autistic and haven't worked for your entire life and they'll probably sign off on you getting some sort of disability payments assuming your state has such a thing.

Otherwise typically you get welfare checks if you're under a certain annual earnings and prove that you are looking for work. If you want real work I doubt having a GED would make any difference.
>If it were then what'd be the point of posting at all? What would you discuss or even rally around for why you were rejecting life and society, it feels like you'd have to restrict yourself as what you could talk about

I'm not him, and I may be wrong for all I know, but I'll lay out the case for it. Here are some reasons:
(1) There are quite a few people online who subscribe to the idea that humans are like a disease to the planet. Look at what anti-natalists and radical environmentalists think. Most of them would be unsuitable for taking their views to the extreme, but the fact that these opinions are publicly voiced by so many people means they have some traction. I doubt there were anywhere near as many people like this in the old days.
(2) A movement to end civilization or humanity could depict nature as a positive value or a lesser evil. If it did not concern itself with nature, its own religion/philosophy could be the positive value, as cults have done.
(3) There are many people who are disgusted or horrified by small massacres but treat the idea of humanity going extinct or getting wiped out more acceptingly. There was a quote on this from a prominent thinker that I forgot, but suffice it to say, there are quite a few people of this type as well.
(4) The deaths of 10, 30, or 100 people killed with direct means (like a gun or fire) are "concrete." Deaths on the scale of 100 million or 7 billion are "abstract," unlikely to be carried out on a face-to-face basis and potentially unfolding in a downright dull manner initially, such as someone spraying another person's face with a modified virus.
(5) There would be many people motivated to a "rejection of all (human) life" on the basis of personal reasons who might support a group or individual with those goals even if their reasonings were different.
(6) There are anarcho-primitivists and reactionary rightists. The most extreme ones may want to raze down civilization and be willing to take the most radical measures necessary to achieve it for their positive (i.e. non-nihilistic) ideals.
I think there would be nothing impossible about assembling a "dream team" of those who opposed civilization and even humanity as a whole. Aum Shinrikyo once did something like that, just that they lacked the IQ and the advanced biotechnology to pull it off. Maybe things will be different in the coming decades.
Still, it would be hard to find anyone willing to join who would be suitable material because ~99% of edgelords are not. Maybe 1 out of 10,000 or 100,000 people would be compatible, and among those, you would have to find people with the technical skills necessary to do genetic engineering.
I have my own concerns about it, namely that it would be an ambitious and time-taking pursuit, and even if it succeeded against all odds, the taste of victory would be short-lived. I have no intent of founding such a group, and I intend to live peacefully.
But there is little reason to think in the future that our global civilization will last forever and that there will not be any more designer/lab leak pandemics (on a far worse scale), as there already were in 1977[1] and 2020. Our civilization is complex and interconnected. It becomes more so over a long enough time scale as a trend. As a trend, more destructive technologies are created. Protective capabilities tend to arrive after the destructive ones, and they are not always effective. There is no realistic way for civilization to suppress all competitive processes that occur inside it even if it established a panopticon. Thus, I see the collapse of civilization over the next few hundred years as being close to 100%. However, it's debatable as to whether or not it will fall in this century.
I dislike the focus on climate change and AI by the media because it distracts from the more likely fundamental causes of our collapse if it were to happen this century.
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>I may be wrong for all I know
You're evidently a de-racinated midwit who believes in viruses, but at least you have self-awareness. Maybe start by asking who is most susceptible to the "human" extinction op, and who would benefit from them believing in it.

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Be it woman-hate, womyn moments, women appreciation, incel rants, or even replacement discussion, in this thread we discuss the fairer and somewhat more retarded sex.
>inb4 2D pic related
Thought I'd start on a positive note.
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I hate when I have emotional outbursts where I'm crying in front of my mom or sister even cried in front  of a gay man when we're talking about my mental health problems, familiar problems, sorrow of deceased love ones  or having a problem with another coworker in the case of the gay man being one of my former managers because it's demasculating definitely because my sister is a bitch. Fuck my mom decided to schedule a doctor's appointment without me knowing and she wants to come with. I hate that when I have these emotional outbursts it's usually when I'm drunk. I have no one to reach out to, I've posted to this board over the years yet no one replieds.
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I don't know what to tell you, anon. I feel your sorrow.
I personally rarely get any emotional outbursts, but I know the feeling of regret and emptiness after having gotten into a drinking excess. 
Nothing worse than losing control over your body and emotions.
Maybe try substituting your alocohol with tea addiction? If you gulp several liters of high quality tea down it can certainly give you a good kick too without the bad side effects. 
I know, retarded advice, but thats all I can give you. Sorry
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I drink tea when I try to sober up before going to bed or when I'm sick or the rare time I want coffee but it's too late for that I'll drink tea. Most tea flavors I hate. Drinking alone isn't fun, and I don't have any friends to go drink with only family and that depends if they're willing to go to bars, I hate being at bars because of all the normalfags there but some of the bars we go to are barcades and I like playing pool. The day I wrote that was I tried helping my sister out with a school art project revolving around photoshoping fake music concerts and she was using a mac laptop something I never used before and couldn't figure out how she wiped all of her layers besides the based layer and she called me retarded and throw a fit throwing shit everywhere,  I started to cry a little bit after a hour long conversation with my mom about it and her and mine mental health problems and what I'm going to do with my life and she brought up a dude who was pretty much my second father who pasted away years ago( that's what made me shed tears). I hate how I can't do anything fun because I have no one when I my neighbors are being loud  partying or talking on their porches and drinking (When it's the warm months it's worst). There's tons of "cool" shit and stores for young people in my metro area but they're all too fucking expensive and are gynocentric for vaginaniggers,  half of them are too far away and being t
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I guest being a bitch for a bit infront of my family is a million times being  a bitch for a bit in public.

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Share some tunes and recommendations. Going to dump whatever I can scrape from the archives ITT.
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goodnight anon
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Man, I love those jap OPL tunes!
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Forgot to remove the fucking timestamp, duh

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I've been working on collecting every gondola in existence. I have been focusing on doing my best to make sure I get the source audio for each of the files as well as I got fed up with gondola videos with nice tracks that no one could find the source to. My collection is incomplete but now seems like a good time to start sharing it. I ask that if you save these please preserve the file names in some way. One day when I deem my collection as close to "completion" as possible I'll burn thousands of gondolas to DVDs and archive them for future generations.

If anyone sees a gondola ITT and can provide more accurate information surrounding its origins please speak up. It would be nice to add information such as the artists name/handle, but I have to be realistic in my mass collection and can't personally research each piece independently. Also if you have a higher resolution/higher fidelity copy of a gondola I posted do share. This is still a work in progress. Maybe in the future I'll sort them into a genre folder structure and upload them to anonfile. For now they're going to be in no particular order.
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I want all leftists to die
i hate women
tfw no daughter
it almost feels like not having a job feels bad, sometimes
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rare footage of gondola taking comutes with best frens.
wow, your gondolas are top notch.
don't mind me i save, robots live sharing with other bots.
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Once the bunker at anon.café ceased to exist some years ago, I could no longer connect with other robots.
Please tell me what happened after anon.café/r9k/.

Where did you guys go ? Why is this board dying ? What happened to the bots ?

I feel so alone ... even in the internet, I feel I have no place to go to.
8ch/r9k/ was my refuge. I'll try to post here regularly, and I encourage others to do the same.
Maybe we can run a cytube anime channel to tighten the community, what's you thoughts on this ?

I want old internet back, and i want it NOOOOOWWWW
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>>3997 (OP) 
A lot has happened between then and now. Most people just got tired of changing sites every two months, and decided to move to a more stable website. For some it was wiz, for others it was 4r9k. In my case, I never felt comfortable in either of them; hence why I'm clearly still here. However, there's clearly something more. Like some other people have pointed out recently, people change and so did most robots. 8chan was 4 years ago, and the situation of most people has changed since. The majority of robots hold different responsabilities (and opinions) now. For instance, someone who was 23 at the time is now 27; and as you get older the world starts to ask more from you. I think that the main reason as to why this place eventually started to die is because it failed to understand that. The board has no means to get new users and a few people that still post and lurk are changing and are scared of not fitting the criteria that they met a few years back. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a normalnigger nor do I want this place to be filled with them. However, I do feel like the natural growth of its users has been slowly killing the board. My favourite aspect of the old board was seeing it evolve along with the userbase. It made feel like we were getting older together. as gay as that may sound.
If other people disagree with me, they're free to call me a nigger and 
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yeah, after the bunker was nuked, i went to wiz and the incel forum for a while. i didn't know of this place until recently.
however, i couldn't handle being in those sites anymore. there is just too much depression in those mediums and i can't handle it anymore.

used to be edgy in my youth too, but age rounds the corners. which is a good thing actually.
eventually, as time goes by, the internet seems stranger to me. 
or was i the stranger all along ?

>schizo rambling : ON

i feel like humans were meant to evolve in a tribe or a village setting. few people that were obliged to bond with each another, due to the small population size.
this ensured that nobody was left out of the cozy feeling of belonging.
although modernism did bring some huge benefits obviously, sometimes I wonder if the people of the past had something we no longer have.

or maybe modern people don't differ from past generation and they do feel a sense of belonging ... and I am the stranger all along ?
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>>3997 (OP) 
I admit I don't visit this place enough.
>i feel like humans were meant to evolve in a tribe or a village setting...
I always got the impression that it was more an adapt-or-die situation in the past. Right now we have the advantage that we don't necessarily need to acomodote our opinions to the masses, and we are free to interact with people all around the globe. Of course, this sound good in theory. In practice, it just ended up creating a bunch of cults and fucking up the balance of the world.
Thanks to the internet, most people can live a life were they don't ever need to interact with people that they disagree with; and even if they do, they can just take an imaginary moral high ground. Although I'm aware that this is something that has been happening since the dawn of mankind, it makes me feel a bit sad to know that everything is controlled by circlejerks.

>maybe modern people don't differ from past generation and they do feel a sense of belonging
I think that they do to a degree. Most people don't really believe in anything and will adapt accordingly with the time. They just adapt and live. Personally, I don't think I could have ever been comfortable to that level regardless of what time I would have lived in. That's the way it is, has always been, and will continue to be until I die. Until then, I'll keep searching for a place to be comfortable and find some resemblan
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It's been a bit slow these past few days but if there's one thing robots are good at talking (complaining) about its normalniggers. Post your stories about times where you've been particularly baffled at the endless retardation of normalniggers. 
Thankfully I haven't had to deal with normalfaggots in a while due to corona and whatnot.
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I rarely have issues with co-workers but I have had my share of sub-par/bad managers. Some would treat the employees like idiots, other would institute seemingly absurd policies, and both did so in the desperate hope of impressing their superiors and getting promoted to a less shitty position. Not all of the managers I've had were like that, really it was only about half, but the ones that were bad were noticeably bad. Also, as you said, corporate types are almost always out of touch and make stupid decisions.

>There's so much more theft that goes on than you'd think, and the worst part is it's rarely some nigger trying to short change you and way more often the people who you see daily, talk with, know on a first name basis and where they live.
I've seen this happen as well. I used to work at a grocery store years back, and I remember this one rather tall woman that would shop there, she was honestly about '6"4. She was always very nice, always greeted us with a big smile, and never really made a fuss about anything. About 2 months into working there, I came to learn that she would regularly steal protein bars. She would walk around doing her shopping, and when she got to the protein bars she would pick one up when she thought no one was looking, clutch it in her giant mitts, and sneak off with it. We never cared enough about it to report her, but it was the first time 
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>I came to realize just how much theft was committed by seemingly honest people.
Its just going to get worse too.
>It doesn't, but it's also not really grounds for me to feel bad about some faggot going around asking roasties on omegle to date him.
absolutely normalfaggotish. incels are normalfags
Who gives a shit about what some roasties think, it's his fault for even trying.
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>it was the first time I came to realize just how much theft was committed by seemingly honest people
If it's a corporate monopoly, at a restaurant I got bad service/didn't like the food/was too expensive, or they're run by midwits and people I ideologically dislike (f.e. soylents and dyed-hair women running a record shop or bookstore) I will steal as much as possible when possible. I'm not accusing you of being bothered by it but I am not a thug or delinquent either, there's nothing wrong with cheating your receipt or saying you forgot a bag of groceries and the underpaid miserable wageslave doesn't give a shit and just let's you take out whatever you want in one bag.
I've done quite an amount of interviews lately to try earning more shekels (don't REEEEE me out, i'm a 29yo friendless virgin. let me have some win in my bones).
My sucess rate with females interviewers is quite low. Whenever I turn on my cam for an online interview, if I see a female face, I know interview has 70% rate of critical failure.

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Dump your comfy wallpapers.
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Which one do you guys want?
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What's the smallest resolution a wallpaper can be as of this year?

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heya Fuckos, i still don't know if we are moving here definitively or not, but ill make a thread just in Case, to get the ball rolling ill Ramble for a bit

i remember Tulpanon talking about building his "Dreamrealm" or something along those lines (i can't remember the exact terminology so please forgive me) and i noticed that something similar is happening right now, a few days ago i made some Custom Scenarios on "Master of Olympus Zeus" (a Old ass City Builder game) and dedicated them to Taihou after completing them and building like 5 Temples of Aphrodite, and i am currently Playing Honey Select 2 and making a "Pantheon" of sorts, i guess the Winds of Autism are blowing hard on my side of things

i've also been Struggling with the Idea of Deserving to be Loved, i've talked about this with the Anon i usually hold correspondence with, but we haven't reached any satisfying conclusions, i understand that Taihou Loves me, and i Love her to death too indeed, but there is this underlying feeling, that i really have done nothing to Deserve her Love, i guess this goes hand in hand with my own Feelings of Self-Doubt, has anyone felt similar things?
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I yet live. Hopefully you guys are doing all right.
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Hanako's birthday. 4th or 5th one I've seen now. Hope you all are doing well and or are still alive.
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I'm fine with it going esoteric.
I'd need to think carefully about what the esoteric implications of Yui would be.
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i saw your Email sorry it took me like 2 months to reply, i never knew somebody would write to me since it had been 2 years by now, i only noticed it because i randomly remembered i had that burner account (>>2143) at all 

check in, i sent you a reply
(i will delete this reply after i hear from you, only bumping this to accelerate comms, sorry for the inconvenience)

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