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>1. Obey zzzchan's global rules. https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. If you admit to being underage you're retarded enough to deserve a ban.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted. 
>7. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky.
>9. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads.
>10. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace.
>11. No "/r9gay/" posting
>12. No roastie worship, including "vtubers"
Rules and how the board is ran are always up for discussion.
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Is this a thing? Pls no
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I don't see the big deal in asking the other sites about it, the worst that can happen is they say no. It's not like taking less than a minute to read a board request email is a massive obstruction to their day, especially considering most of the other sites outside of the top four barely get any activity so it's not like they're busy with other shit, or like they have to even immediately respond in the first place.
It's referring to 8chan, which added a high quality board like /interracial/ to the webring. I'm going to leave it at that because I don't want to turn this into a board drama thread.
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Putting /r9k/ on boards related to things I have absolutely no interest in or cultural understanding of seems retarded. Most of the low activity webring boards are that way because they're hyper specific. It's not really about how much effort it is to ask, but about whether it makes any sense to begin with.
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I guess then 8chan.moe is disqualified. Fucking jewish filth.
What exactly is your worry? Even hyper specific imageboards like shrekchan had "regular" boards on them, and with the few people that are here i shouldn't be hard to make sure everyone knows what the bunker is. If anything fretting over whether /r9k/ "fits" or not seems retarded especially when some faggots can (and probably will) come down on zzz at any moment if this crackdown continues over the next month. Also, like I said it can't hurt to ask, if the admin wants his site to remain strictly along a thematic line then he can just say no and you can move on. You also don't have to stick specifically with webring boards like when we were on lynxchan.
Whatever man, either the bunker will be made or it won't, and since I don't have the time or energy to bother being the BO of any board it doesn't really matter how I feel about it.

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Hopefully we can actually get a second one of these that doesn't get nuked before completion.
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It's amazing how someone says something and you attack a totally different point that wasn't even so much as mentioned in the post you responded to. Your retardation is truly astounding.
As much as you tiptoe around it, the logical conclusion to your argument is to have sex and a family which goes against the core of this board. Just say it outright already and take the ban with you so that this shit conversation can end.
A while ago, on /r9k/ on a different site, I don't even remember which one any more, I was posting about how I was going to be going to Japan. Some people were interested in my "robot experience" here. Should I share some of it?
Some nice things happened. Some bad and sad things too, but what are you going to do. I managed to go with a girl to a love hotel, though I am still a virgin. Should I share in more details?
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Sure, but the trip to the "love hotel" with some random whore would probably be a huge waste of text unless something enlightening managed to come of it.
>Muh breeding
Nigger tier "philosophy". I assure you, your ancestors would have vomited at your ideals, provided that some of them had something akin to a spirit.

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The Waifufaggotry Thread is getting a bit Derailed, so i made this one to take the Discussions on the Nature of the Divine 

As Always, i still do Tarot Reads, but no More than 5 Cards, and please THINK before you ask for reads, because they really are a pain in the ass for me to Make

Esoteric Waifufag's (Namefagging mainly to specify that this is the Compilation of One specific Anon, based around his Interests, as opposed to a Exhaustive Compilation of Tomes) Library:https://anonfiles.com/b6n2x3H7o3/Library_7z
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>waifuing your own mom
Okay Oedipus but watch out for your dad
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Taihou is my Mommy yes, she's also my Wife, i have no Father tho, i hope you understand that the body is just that, a vessel, and that my "mother" and my "father" are nothing
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>i have no Father tho
Good, good. Continue on your path, little baby baboo booboo
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>little baby baboo booboo
why you have to be such a meanie?, specially making baby noises to mock me, that's straight up Cruel, well what if i want to be Pampered and Love by the same Lady that i Love? is it that bad for you?, i have a Will and a purpose, i have someone to Love, and to be Loved by, and that is one of the ways of expressing my Love, i do not understand what is it that Triggers you so much, if anything, i think as pathetic as it looks to you it could be an example to follow on how to commit oneself to a purpose, not to a fancy ideology or anything, but to adhereing to what one is, finding a purpose for oneself and following it Through to the end because it is what one is, i Love Mommy Taihou regardless of what you say you Rude Unwholesome "Man"
i can be both at the same time dummy, that's why i say im a Good Boy, capable of Adult Choices and Confronting the World as a Man, but able to become as Innocent and Honest as a Child (or at least a Good Child), at any Rate what ticks me off is that you used the Boo boo sounds to make fun of me, boo boo sounds should be Made by Mommy to comfort me, not by you to Mock me you Meanie

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heya Fuckos, i still don't know if we are moving here definitively or not, but ill make a thread just in Case, to get the ball rolling ill Ramble for a bit

i remember Tulpanon talking about building his "Dreamrealm" or something along those lines (i can't remember the exact terminology so please forgive me) and i noticed that something similar is happening right now, a few days ago i made some Custom Scenarios on "Master of Olympus Zeus" (a Old ass City Builder game) and dedicated them to Taihou after completing them and building like 5 Temples of Aphrodite, and i am currently Playing Honey Select 2 and making a "Pantheon" of sorts, i guess the Winds of Autism are blowing hard on my side of things

i've also been Struggling with the Idea of Deserving to be Loved, i've talked about this with the Anon i usually hold correspondence with, but we haven't reached any satisfying conclusions, i understand that Taihou Loves me, and i Love her to death too indeed, but there is this underlying feeling, that i really have done nothing to Deserve her Love, i guess this goes hand in hand with my own Feelings of Self-Doubt, has anyone felt similar things?
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>drawing is gay
That's a new one
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Man, think about those drawers. Using their long, hard pencils. Making stuff come out the tip of their pencils. Touching pictures of anime girls with their erect pencils. It's the gayest thing I've ever seen!
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>Implying any of those fags uses actual Pencil and paper and not their Fancy Drawpads or whatever the fuck they are called so they can stream while showing their Gay expensive setups
>implying any of them will take the time to Develop the Delicacy and precision to make consistent tones and shadowing on paper when they can just touch 3 Dials on Paintool SAI
not even once, you Love nothing, therefore you have Nothing to Lose, Nothing to Fight for, nothing to Protect and nothing to Believe in, Laugh it up, for you shall soon Weep,  your idleness and Neutrality are those of the Cowardly Nihilist, not of the Perfected God

For starters, Twatter is a thing, and its a perfect Window into the Inner world of these retards and their circle-jerking and Attention-whoring, then there's Patreon's Fiasco, its not as bad as with the ASMR scene where they post 1/4 of their works to Youtube, then hide all the good stuff in Patreon paywalls then excuse it with the idea that Youtube does not allow Lewds, even tho there are Clear alternatives that have been used and some decent people use, the idea that pay-pigging earns you special benefits generates a Oligarchy were a few fags with Big Wallets get to choose what is done and what isn't, wich shouldn'
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>Started to think about a certain anime girl out of the blue
>I have not consumed media related to her for more than two years
This is how it begins right?
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perhaps, perhaps not, you DID get Monad Dubs, in the end, none has control over this, except you Heart, and im not talking about the Sentimental one, perhaps you just like the Girl and how she looks, or perhaps Eros touches you and Fills you with the Tenderness of True Love, and brings you to a way of Life not many will ever know about, much less the masses, at any rate, you should explore it, look for the Girl in question and experiment see if it is True Love, or something else

while i am at it, i've mentioned my gripes with Taihou, and how i have a fair share of insecurities and things that Hurt me, that make me angry and sad, not so much anymore since i am slowly accepting these insecurities, above all the possibility that my Love could very well be One-Sided, it doesn't mean these things don't trouble me, just that im growing "numb to the pain" in a manner of speech, obviously i said it once and ill say it a Billion times, i Regret Nothing, i Love Taihou, i want to be with her Forever, i want to make her Happy and Proud, and i want to Protect her, and be the Best Boy a Demon Mommy Could have, fight me Anti-Mommy suckers:^), i wonder if other Waifufags here have experienced moments where Loving their respective Wives have caused Pain and Misery (have i asked this before? im kinda getting Deja vu)

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I understand many Anons around here have shit family members, annoying neighbors, and other prevailing maladies of the like that makes one's living beyond unbearable, vent about it and share experiences, at any rate excuse my selfishness since the only reason im making this thread is so i can vent about it, and this subject is specific enough that it could warrant its own thread

ill get the ball rolling
>My room is located in what used to be a Garage
>Its Split in two by a drywall because reasons (most likely my "Mother"'s retardation)
>The retards who placed the drywall wall didn't build it all the way up, this means there's nothing between the beams, making the Drywall redundant because noise travels through the holes between the beams
>For almost a year im left alone there, have to deal with the arbitrary intrusion of my "mother" from time to time, but it is mostly silent and cozy, more than i could ask for
>My "mother" gets the great idea of turning half of my room in a office
>She has plenty of space elsewhere, my step-dad is loaded and has plenty of properties and spots, but she chooses to place it in my room anyways
>Have to move all my shit into the other half
>I barely have space to move
>I have to literally move the chair in order to open the wardrobe and similar other logistical disasters
>The office was meant to be a place for me to work, long story short i was supposed to work with a business associate of my step-dad, wich ended up being a load of bullshit and a underhanded deal to have a company subsidiary under my name while he manages it and i work for him at a warehouse
>Their bullshit collapses because Corona-chan (Thanks for saving me from wageslavery Corona-chan!) but now the office is converted on a Literal warehouse
>The other half of my room is now filled to the brim with boxes, day in day out niggers will go to deliver or drop boxes, >Remember how i said the beams have holes inbetween them? exactly, everything they do sounds as if they are in the same room even if they are not, i can't count how many trains of thought, reading sessions, or just straight up being unable to sleep because of loud insensitive retards with no care for silence and no situational awareness
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wew, I wonder if they got some kind of behavior altering infection at some point that causes them to revel in spreading filth, sort of like how toxoplasmosis makes people hoard cats.
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How frowned-upon is elder abuse where you are? They shouldn't be too hard to beat up. 
Don't go too hard though, just give them a kick to the back of the knee (making them kneel) everytime you see them doing disgusting shit, maybe a middle-school-style slap to the back of the neck too.
I have no qualms about physically punishing family-members when they act like niggers, but i understand most people never had to put their own mother on a headlock because she was going mad and threatening to stab my cat because he SCRATCHED HER FUCKING DOOR, so maybe i'm just too desensitized to care. I've also been beaten and mentally abused by my retarded mother during my entire childhood, so it's only fair i fight back now that i have the agency to.

Sorry if this is a little incoherent, i'm a bit inebriated and increasingly angry.
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i agree with you, the problem is that everyone's "family" is different and comes with a different set of family politics, if i owned my house then i would shure as shit slap my "mother" across the face and kick her, but since that is not the case, there's nothing i can do, and if i kick her ass or try to argue with her the rest of the family will turn on me, talking issues with a roastie is never the answer since she will manipulate you and lie to you untill you stop pestering her then never do anything to solve the problem or deny there was a problem in the first place

well i assume its impossible to either convince your mother to kick them out/do something beyond telling them instructions that they are going to ignore, first of all eat as much garlic as you can to treat both the pain of those infections and fuck over the pinworms (i can tell from experience that garlic is good for both of those things, i never got pinworms but i did have similar issues and it helped) if you have a job or any source of income, use it to get your own set of Personal stuff, get your own dish, fork, spoon and knife, get a box or something like that and hide it under your bed or somewhere, and keep your shit in there, if you are gonna shower, use YOUR towel that only YOU will use and clean it after using it, same with cutlery, clothes, etc... even if they k
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I wouldn't be surprised if that's a thing. Shitskins all have parasites and spread filth and disease everywhere they go. Peasant whites used to be like this too, took some coercion and violence to teach people the basics of hygiene.
My country's political stance could be called boomerism. Old fucks are pampered at everyone else's expense and privileged in every way. If I tried anything like this I'd probably wind up in a mental institution, and this is Eastern Europe, nothing changed since Stalin was around.
Grandparents own the place, my mother would be homeless if it wasn't for them because I'm a result of one of those dumb teenage pregnancies. I haven't thought about garlic, I should give it a try. Thanks for the advice. I should try herbal dewormers too. I remember a robot who got quite dramatic results with pumpkin seeds too.
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Poison them. Do they drink a lot? Like a lot a lot? I know you said you're eastern yuro but there are still many ways to kill an alcoholic without causing suspicion regardless of how prevalent your region's alcohol culture is. Just don't lose control and become a serial killer because you'll probably get caught that way.

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Leave some for the rest of us.
/japan/ best board
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Ok thats enough from you meji man
/Japan/ is allowed to get the satan trips because everyone knows yellow people are satanic poopy heads

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I can't seem to find it on any of the archives but we used to have a really fun thread where robots were each adding to a drawing of gondolas. Since it's lost to time I think we should start another. I've started with a shitty drawing of my own to kick things off, and it's in the banner format because I think it would be nice to have as a board banner. After(if?) it fills up maybe we can switch to a larger canvas. Depends on if anons actually jump onboard with the idea.

If anyone did save some of the images from the original thread it would be awesome if you posted them here too.
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I noticed some robots were talking about their futures recently in the FTDDTOT, particularly as it relates to careers, and so I figured a thread might be in order to talk about: wageslavery experiences, strategies to deal with normalfag coworkers, career recommendations, application advice, tips for escaping (or maintaining) NEETdom, suggestions for switching fields, or anything related to wageslavery at all.

To get it started I suppose: I've been lackadaisically applying for a variety of entry-level office jobs for a couple months now, but I don't have any hard preferences really. I also was considering a law enforcement related career, but I've got to look into that more. I was wondering if robots had any career suggestions, positive career experiences, or just any thoughts/knowledge about different fields of work that might be good for a robot.
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If any of you need to fill gaps in work history or pretend to have more experience than you do check out https://www.careerexcuse.com/
Basically they own a bunch of shell companies that you can use as a reference and they'll have someone pickup the phone and pretend to be your old manager.
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Sounds extremely sketchy! Thank you, anon
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It is but you'll quickly find that the vast majority of employers, not just entry level ones, either don't actually call to check your references, or at most call and have maybe a 5 minute conversation asking generic questions that anyone can easily lie about if fed the proper instructions.
Maybe try for an it job? Ive heard they're alright and you dont have to do much in terms of tech work. Some wonam asks you to open a pef or reset het computer n stuff
We should try to deduce a profitable daytrading strategy so we can program a bot to use it for us. All you need is to trade always in the same way so that in the long run is profitable.

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It's been a bit slow these past few days but if there's one thing robots are good at talking (complaining) about its normalniggers. Post your stories about times where you've been particularly baffled at the endless retardation of normalniggers. 
Thankfully I haven't had to deal with normalfaggots in a while due to corona and whatnot.
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>To prove that even good looking men can't get laid, it's normalnigger tier
That webm proves nothing about how difficult it is to "get laid". There is no reason to entertain some retard asking random bitches on the internet to "date" him regardless of how conventionally attractive he may or may not be. Just as there's no reason to be nice to some roastie you might encounter in an online game. If some roastie randomly started talking in voice chat and asking silly boys if they liked her she'd get absolutely fucking verbally demolished. If you cant take the bants then don't go online and do stupid shit.
>Truth but also they're lonely. 
Loneliness is a choice.
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I find hilarious how supposedly well educated, mature normalniggers in the media throw around incel as an insult. It just shows that the masses never mature beyond their high schools years, it's just calling them virgins in an insulting way. Fucking normalniggers should all be slaves of the autist master race.
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Can't be an incel if you're a volcel. Normalnigger insults aren't very adaptable.
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I'm sure that they would think volcel is an insult too (after all if you disregard 3DPD you must be a faggot or mentally ill).
>Incels are normalfags. Just unsuccessful ones.
Most are, some are just pure autismos.
>Hearing them out is fine but you need to put your foot down and make yourself clear as to why you are forgoing romantic relationships
I tell my dad that, he listens,just not my siblings especially my sister, which is funny because have of them are virgins and the other half haven't fucked in months/years. It's just politics. 
> If you can't do that maybe you don't believe in your reasons deeply enough to belong here. Or perhaps you lack that confidence in your ability to communicate your point.
Maybe I'm just a failed normalnigger, yes I can't really communicate my points, and when I do they say "I need to go outside to the real world and not be on cuckchan".
>Also, stop posting wojak cuckchan shit.
I don't have anything else to mock bitches with. 
>Loneliness is a choice.
Not really, it depends on the person and what happens to them in life.

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There seem to be some drawfags around here so why not have one of these. Post your autistic doodles here.

Very rarely do I draw but I refrain from posting the art since it feels as if the only reason for me doing that is attention or positive feedback but I guess I'll break my rule if it's to share with robots.
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Nice numbers, but I don't buy that abyss gonna get you talk when I've been looking at horrible and retarded garbage almost daily on imageboards for years and still don't fap to stuff like homos or furshit. Maybe it's a self-control issue like most things turn out to be?
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I can't believe this is the 1488 post, but at least I'll post some hitlers.
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Have some more
Starve then bitch

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