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>1. Obey zzzchan's global rules. https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted. 
>7. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky.
>9. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, signatures, or obvious writeprints unless necessary for a specific thread.
>10. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace.
>11. No "/r9gay/" posting
>12. No roastie worship, including "vtubers"

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How long have you been crying about this? Instead of coming here to cry next year and the year after and the year after and the year after and the year after and the year after, you should create your own board.
>/rr9k/ - relaxed robot9000
I don't think that's why it's dead. I see outcast places disappearing across the board as their deaths makes way for the mainstream. There are several other communities I check out that are now dead too but were fine just 4-5 years ago (time flies). If our rules had been liberal, while I cannot know for certain, I would speculate that either /r9k/ would have been destroyed completely and turned into a 4chan /r9k/ disaster, or it would have still ended up in this present situation. I go to sites with similar types of people and see that they're all dead or dying places too, even boards that had fewer restrictions than this one. 
Some fringe boards and sites meant for broad and non-outcasted groups can maintain decent (though decreasing) activity, but any place meant for non-normalfag adult male virgins is already structured around a small, alienated group that could easily be sabotaged by people like incels, and places like /r9k/ cater to a certain group of outcasts who like off-topic discussion rather than solely wanting to discuss a topic. If you found or make rules for a board off a type of person that you are seeking rather than a topic, it generally gets less activity in the long run due to the inherent exclusivity - but the alternative would be to sacrifice a well-delineated community to gain more activity, which brings it owns troubles (4chan /r9k/ comes to mind).
The main problem is widespread and lack
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I don’t really know if this board has a real place in the world today.
I think that the main problem of this particular iteration of r9k, besides the specificity of its userbase, was the timeframe and place of its existence. Even in 8chan times, most people who fell into the general definition of the archetype of the virgin adult male would go either to 4chan or wizchan. At the time it didn’t matter because 8chan was big enough that the userflow would prevent the board from running out of users. Now that we are in a smaller site, the board doesn’t have the same catch or reach than before, and most of zzz’ userbase isn’t particularly interested in the concept of this board, (leaving /hikki/ aside which is on the same situation anyways).

I also must agree that this is not a problem exclusive to this site or any board in the webring for that matter. It’s clear that centralization is the future whether we like it or not.
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I for one don't want this board to go or to become yet another normalfaggot place. I may not post here much, but it still feels like a true home to me.
Who cares about having a place in the real world

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A new one is needed.
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>destroys degeneracy
Yes the imams and their noble followers are destroying degeneracy by making fat stacks of cash from their retarded gullible followers who buy their bullshit trinkets and heroin and help run human trafficking rings. Every Muslim is a bigger degenerate animal than any so-called Christian or pagan when exposed to western vices, they just avoid pork as a token. Go live in fucking Morocco or Sudan to be among practitioners you mouthbreathing shitskin wop.
It doesn't have to do with Islam itself but more the people and culture it comes from. The Taliban (who are mostly Iranian speakers, not Arabs or Pakis) are marginally less shit than al-Qaeda and ((( ISIS ))) but still shitskin fundamentalists though they definitely rape and sexualize less kids, who are usually Aryan stock, than the American-backed government did and in fact used children as bait to kill police and military officers in the Afghan Army during the dash to Kabul because the ranks were that rife with pedos.
>>Race is biology, in essence, racial communism, the masses of "white" people must be saved, it doesn´t matter how retarded and lobotomized they are, we have to breed more "whites" to outnumber the niggers even though the blessed "whites" are just white skinned niggers
>>We must save our blessed white race that betrayed Mussolini and lynched him like a fucking petty thief in a gas station
>>We must save our blessed white race of faux burgoise conformists that betrayed Hitler and proceded to become some of biggest boomers in Europe (West Germany)
It's a matter of yield, you are presumably white, were born from whites. Your parents like mine were probably horrible conformists but you came out different. You yourself note that spirituality comes from the Aryan and would agree that other races seem unable to birth the spiritual. That is why the white masses have value, they are the only way that anything higher can be born.

On a personal note, I just can't help myself from trying, to want to spite those who I find reprehensible for dictating that all who look like me are to be genocided.
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im having a panic attack, i am feeling extreme anxiety i don´t know what the fuck to do with my life right now, this in itself isn´t horrible, its the fact that i am alone, nobody is going to help me and nobody can help me

i want to cry but crying will not solve things, i am going to sleep now and try to calm myself down
fuck. you're cool
autism is a mental illness. it's not even funny anymore i swear

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Share some tunes and recommendations. Going to dump whatever I can scrape from the archives ITT.
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my nigga the neverhood was my life at the time
If I were a river, everyone would be drowned
and if I were a storm, I would destroy
if I were a fire, everything would burn
and if I were a god, everyone would disappear
Song of the Volga Boatmen
Elfen Lied - Yureai

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It's been a bit slow these past few days but if there's one thing robots are good at talking (complaining) about its normalniggers. Post your stories about times where you've been particularly baffled at the endless retardation of normalniggers. 
Thankfully I haven't had to deal with normalfaggots in a while due to corona and whatnot.
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Funny, the people I've worked with were generally really good people (barring a few very bad examples that everyone else agreed were pieces of shit). On the other hand, the people who run the company from its corporate branch were always out of touch, never communicated, and ranged from inconveniencing everyone at the store with pointless policies and changes to outright endangering safety and efficiency to keep up with appearances and modernity. Whereas customers have always been absolutely abhorrent monsters lacking sincerity or any semblance of human manner at worst and impatient children at best. Breaking shit, getting into arguments over minor inconveniences, shitting on the floor, leaving random trash everywhere and of course theft. There's so much more theft that goes on than you'd think, and the worst part is it's rarely some nigger trying to short change you and way more often the people who you see daily, talk with, know on a first name basis and where they live. It's undermined any sort of trust I thought I could have with a stranger. Now everyone just bursts in when we open, wrecks our shit, buys as much as they can then come back the next day to do it again. These retired motherfuckers are made of money and they're blowing it on cereal and chicken nuggets.

Everyone I've worked with has also said food service was awful.

>Do you have any long-term plans in the work
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I rarely have issues with co-workers but I have had my share of sub-par/bad managers. Some would treat the employees like idiots, other would institute seemingly absurd policies, and both did so in the desperate hope of impressing their superiors and getting promoted to a less shitty position. Not all of the managers I've had were like that, really it was only about half, but the ones that were bad were noticeably bad. Also, as you said, corporate types are almost always out of touch and make stupid decisions.

>There's so much more theft that goes on than you'd think, and the worst part is it's rarely some nigger trying to short change you and way more often the people who you see daily, talk with, know on a first name basis and where they live.
I've seen this happen as well. I used to work at a grocery store years back, and I remember this one rather tall woman that would shop there, she was honestly about '6"4. She was always very nice, always greeted us with a big smile, and never really made a fuss about anything. About 2 months into working there, I came to learn that she would regularly steal protein bars. She would walk around doing her shopping, and when she got to the protein bars she would pick one up when she thought no one was looking, clutch it in her giant mitts, and sneak off with it. We never cared enough about it to report her, but it was the first time 
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>I came to realize just how much theft was committed by seemingly honest people.
Its just going to get worse too.
>It doesn't, but it's also not really grounds for me to feel bad about some faggot going around asking roasties on omegle to date him.
absolutely normalfaggotish. incels are normalfags
Who gives a shit about what some roasties think, it's his fault for even trying.
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>it was the first time I came to realize just how much theft was committed by seemingly honest people
If it's a corporate monopoly, at a restaurant I got bad service/didn't like the food/was too expensive, or they're run by midwits and people I ideologically dislike (f.e. soylents and dyed-hair women running a record shop or bookstore) I will steal as much as possible when possible. I'm not accusing you of being bothered by it but I am not a thug or delinquent either, there's nothing wrong with cheating your receipt or saying you forgot a bag of groceries and the underpaid miserable wageslave doesn't give a shit and just let's you take out whatever you want in one bag.

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I've been working on collecting every gondola in existence. I have been focusing on doing my best to make sure I get the source audio for each of the files as well as I got fed up with gondola videos with nice tracks that no one could find the source to. My collection is incomplete but now seems like a good time to start sharing it. I ask that if you save these please preserve the file names in some way. One day when I deem my collection as close to "completion" as possible I'll burn thousands of gondolas to DVDs and archive them for future generations.

If anyone sees a gondola ITT and can provide more accurate information surrounding its origins please speak up. It would be nice to add information such as the artists name/handle, but I have to be realistic in my mass collection and can't personally research each piece independently. Also if you have a higher resolution/higher fidelity copy of a gondola I posted do share. This is still a work in progress. Maybe in the future I'll sort them into a genre folder structure and upload them to anonfile. For now they're going to be in no particular order.
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Honestly I can't remember much. I think the main thing bothering me was basically the characters being unreasonably stupid. Especially that robot girl who is basically a retarded child.
But I remember watching all 24 episodes of that shit despite not enjoying a single thing about it. All this time wasted watching shitty anime...
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Good thread. Here's my favorite Gondola video
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I want all leftists to die
i hate women
tfw no daughter
it almost feels like not having a job feels bad, sometimes

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Dump your comfy wallpapers.
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I think we got similar tastes in depressing comfyness
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Which one do you guys want?

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Life's pretty alright at the moment.
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Realizing the how pathetic sentimentality is has been quite a revelation recently. There is absolutely no use in wallowing in pathetic self pity, to think about past regrets or unfulfilled desires.
I have come to be contend in my solitude, that I'll propably never experience any sort of 'comradeship' or romance.  I have come to terms with the fact that this timeline is a shithole heading to catastrophe. No, I have found a certain romance in that. How else could I enjoy music acts like eyehategod and mutiilation?
All of popular culture centers around an emasculated kind of sentimentality, that sickens me, that men are fed this lie from an early age. 
I don't know if this is all a good thing or if I'm just becoming numb and insensitive. But I haven't felt so at ease in a long time.
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What differentiates an enlightened being from a normalnigger?
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I often feel at an impasse nowadays. The best term for it might be "aporia." 
I used to feel like I had a clear, linear future. Now, whenever I think of it, often the first thought that pops into my mind is: 
My future is a big question mark.
I try and create plan after plan for each situation that might follow, but I know that it's likely futile. I have a strong desire to control my future but can't control my own mind. 
The time distortion feels more intense than I've ever experienced in my life. A few weeks ago, it was Wednesday, and I thought it was Tuesday, then corrected myself: It must be Thursday. Wrong again!
Every emotional lens has its ups and downs but I wouldn't say you're numb and insensitive as it's the equivalent of being a hoarder of emotions, it's an unnuanced "power of love and friendship" kind of romance.
The extent of your consciousness, self-awareness of your actions and why you do them, ability to reason, how much you give into impulses of a carnal nature, inner monologue or cerebration depending on IQ. These are just what comes to mind without any deep research on what separates the two.
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Hello wizards! I am looking for any good Accelerationist message boards/forums. Not sure if there are any - couldn't find any on 8kun and don't think 9chan is operating any more. Long story short, I am aiming to accelerate the collapse of modern society in a similar manner to Ted Kaczynski. Except my plan doesn't involve bombing or killing anybody, just using shitloads of power/electricity.

Would be grateful if anyone here could point me towards such a board (unless perhaps /r9k/ also contains some Accelerationists?)

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Go visit some random neocities sites and bring something interesting back to share with anons.
Here are some cool images and gifs I got from
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>Device for preventing prisoners from escaping
>Last updated five years ago

Cool in concept: intentionally creating small artwork. Lame in execution: downscaling artwork not originally intended to be small, then upscaling it with HTML and deblurring it with CSS to display it larger than it is in actuality. 10kB doesn't seem to be celebrating "small filesizes and reasonable design", as stated on its about page, it seems to be celebrating its designer's horrendously quirky writing.
Is that a repost or did you really find a katawa shoujo artist's site?
L*iñchan has a webring:

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What's /r9k/ drinking tonight?
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Agreed. Better than mixing dope and alcohol, feels good to sleep on too. Though it can't be done too often or else you'll burn out the NMDA receptors and you'll cease to robotrip, forever. 
Week per plat rule to robots curious about robotripping, it'll keep you healthy.
I am not alcohol's biggest fan, but it doesn't have that many drawbacks compared to the real drugs.
I never found too appealing the possibility of having a bad trip and killing myself shortly after.
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True. I've only done it once this year and only did it often when I was younger, but it is an amazing experience to have every once in a while. It has gotten duller as I age, but it is still worthwhile. It is the ultimate robot drug: cheap, easily available in many countries, powerful, and solitary in usage.
>[alcohol] doesn't have that many drawbacks compared to the real drugs
I doubt it. Of course, if you're consuming it moderately, you might not face that many drawbacks, but if you have ever watched an addict experience delirium tremens, as I've seen in my own father, or heard of someone in your family die from alcohol addiction, you know that it's a seriously dangerous drug. Of course, nowadays, what with fentanyl lacing, street drugs are much worse, but I still would say that DXM is safer than alcohol. I have yet to hear of someone committing suicide after a bad DXM trip, and I would speculate that it has less addiction-forming potential than alcohol.
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>if you're consuming it moderately
That's what I meant, but everything can become dangerous if you are addicted to it. Alcohol and cigarretes are going to really fuck your body up if you don't take them seriously. They are different in the way that if something goes wrong you know what to expect. I can tell you that delirius tremens is no laughing matter, but I'm not going to be a faggot about it because I brought this on myself. Drugs are a mixed bag because you can also get arrested, get messed up or die for no apparent reason
I haven't tried the 'safer' stuff, nor I am interested in trying them, so I won't ellaborate on that point. However, I do know street drugs are a whole other beast. They are extremelly addictive, and in most cases it's just suicide with extra steps. I know too many people in my family who died from that.
I'm doing a low 4th plateau DXM trip. I suggest 14-16 mg/kg with a night light on and no electronics (or only music) when peaking. I haven't done DXM in over five months. It's strange because all sorts of thoughts and feelings gradually come back to me only to disappear when I'm sober.
The previous trip was dull but had a heavenly afterglow. I feel like this one will hit harder and be faster due to more robotablets and no Delsym. I intend on covering my eyes eventually for the visuals.
There is something about DXM that makes it profound. I haven't done other psychedelics or dissociatives, but certainly, compared to things like THC, DXM is amazing. I crave the internal experiences.

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Links to the Peaceful Pill eHandbook by euthanasia organization Exit International.
Edition March 2020.


Other helpful sites:

https://suicide.wiki/w/Main_Page (Wiki)
https://sanctionedsuicide.com/forums/suicide-discussion.2/ (Forum)
https://lostallhope.com/ (Info)
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>I've read through it, and I didn't find any of it particularly useful
>Rube Goldberg machines involving specific gases, medicines, and bags
This is precisely the reason I have been ignoring this thread despite being very interested in suicide, its so barebones it hurts, and the fact it mentions this piece of shit of a book made me stop reading it right there. I have never noticed there was a link to suicide wiki and sanctioned suicide until now.
>It's like the writers DO NOT want you to commit suicide
>These suicide "support" institutions are ridiculous, masquerading as an end of life choice for senescent wastes
>I can not take any pro-suicide stance seriously if they do not support suicide for anyone regardless of age, state of mind, or disability
>Getting "saved" from the act of suicide means getting put on a merry-go-round of drug cocktails served up by Dr. Goldstein for the next five years while being forced to subject yourself to retarded normalnigger "therapists"(that only benefit other normalniggers)
This is simply the best post on suicide that I have ever read in all my years of browsing IBs.
>Your only three methods of choice should be a firearm, hanging, and drowning, this is supported by statistics
>The most important factor is being found, even a poorly aimed gun or botched hanging will be 99% fatal if no one will find you for hours. It's the same thing with drowning, absolutely no one must see otherwise you might get stopped and you'll become a vegetable from oxygen deprivation.
>Be thorough with planning for your best chances
These are some excellent tips. I have been feeling desperate in the recent weeks, I was starting to seriously consider slashing the jugular or the carotid artery, but your post is making me reconsider it, thank you anon. What do you think of the sodium azide and sodium nitrite methods, which are preferred by suicide wiki and its creators, Sanctioned Suicide? Both methods use chemicals that are considerably easier to get than something like cyanide, for example, however they do advise you to take antiemetics to prevent vomiting. They seem to be decent methods in the success rate department but I have read a few failure reports. Sanctioned Suicide is also the only mainstream normoid organization / community that I know that supports suicide for depressed young adults, I have read their forums for about a month earlier this year, before getting tired of their normalniggery and some of their stupid posts, but they're not really bad people.
>Do not overdose, cut yourself, or jump from heights like a retard
I second your advice. A popular tip in suicide communities is jumping from a building only if its at least from the seventh floor and upwards, there's even a saying
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>I was starting to seriously consider slashing the jugular or the carotid artery, but your post is making me reconsider it, thank you anon
There's nothing wrong with also cutting up, but you shouldn't rely on it at all. A belt and a sturdy door handle and, as anon says, time, is all you really need. If you can be relatively sure that your weight will sit on the side of your neck, which you can test yourself, then a constrictor knot with a cloth belt and a half sturdy doorknob is all you need and relatively comfortable.
With regards to time, it's important to know that if you're keyed in to normalfag systems (work etc.) then they'll find you pretty fucking quickly. In my personal experience, if you're depressed enough to kys then there's a good chance you're going to putz around aimlessly for a very long time, so ideally you want to be in a situation where nobody is going to be asking where you are for over a week. The moment one person doesn't see you they'll call every other person who sees you ever.
Do you know if the Night Night method works? I've been considering suicide, and if I'm going to kill myself, I want it at least to be painless.
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If anyone told you yes it would mean that either he tried and it didn't work, or he hasn't tried and he's at best judging it by how well it works mechanically.
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The Peaceful Pill Handbook is a book by Exit International setting out information on assisted suicide and voluntary euthanasia. Written by the Australian doctor Philip Nitschke and lawyer Fiona Stewart. It's 142MB PDF file.

Download link: https://anonfiles.com/b4s8n8Yex0/PPeH_April_2022_pdf
Mirror: https://cdn3.bunkr.is/PPeH_April_2022-FcRmORJl.pdf

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