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>1. Obey zzzchan's global rules. https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board.
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This place is no longer worth my attention anymore, at least not this website. The fish is obviously in favor of the fat kike back on 8chan and /b/ has been completely compromised with tranny and nigger porn and the mods have been doing nothing to prevent it from getting out of hand. And now its been getting too much out of hand. I guess this is goodbye, another little corner of the internet defiled by ugly kikes and the ignorance of the hotpockets. I hope one day i can manage one myself and show people what a good imageboard needs to be. Disgusting, absolutely disgusting fucking subhumans just have to keep ruining everything.
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I know this sounds defeatist but I hope everyone here leaves this place forever so it can die and not turn into some abomination of normalfaggotry and degeneracy caused by internet low lives. This is the one place where I'm supposed to be at ease and not worry about the usual garbage trying to brainwash me but the reality is that the shit posted here is 10 times more depraved than the usual trash blasting off in the background of my life. I'm not supposed to compromise when it comes to this place and I will stop doing so. Either you get rid of the garbage here completely or i will leave this place. Lately i have been doing nothing but reading old archive some 8chan threads, at least its more productive than what the fuck is going on right now in this place.
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I try to ignore everything other than this board  The fuck happened?
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Nice try shitstirrer, go back to blacked.moe stupid faggot.
fucked up my sage. I guess thats what sleep deprivation does to you.

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What happened to Wizchan?
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I think the icing on the cake was letting an actual tranny post. It was at that point I realised it was completely fucked. Kind of a side note, but why does lizchan have so many moderators? There's 5 or so for a site that gets a post a day and part of me thinks the rumour that theyre just a honeypot by the wizchan mods top trap those that don't like wizchan
Wizchan is like a contest to see who can make himself into the biggest loser online. Because of this, it primarily attracts incels who screech at users who actually do things besides hating women in front of a computer screen all day. I wish it would have died off and stayed dead.
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Wizchan sucks, and everyone who stays there has crabs in a bucket mentality. Magicchan (RIP) was the only good Wizardchan successor.
You're right; this is a good post.

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Hopefully we can actually get a second one of these that doesn't get nuked before completion.
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>Fuck I hate politics. The fact that anons still give enough of a shit about them to make entire boards is truly an enigma.
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>4.1 megabyte image of a tissue box
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regular tissue box wasn't enough
>he doesn't know
All I'll say is you probably don't want to have it saved on your HDD when the FBI come knocking.
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>when the FBI come knocking.
assuming they'll come 'knocking'

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Already had one of these before but we need some more broad topics to get some conversation going. So what have you robots been up to recently? Art, games, anime, vague autistic shit no one's heard about? If you find it interesting, talk about it.
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That looks like an instagram filter over a model picture. I'm guessing you traced it if it isn't. Something just isn't right about it.

t. Gunpla autist

I wish I could find a modeling community not full of normalfags obsessed with star wars and marvel.
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Tracing the silhouette is common practice in photorealism.
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To explain further this is an attempt to draw what is in a picture as closely as possible, using said picture as reference. Tracing the silhouette and major shapes is what most people do when doing photorealism and the manual work comes from the shading needed to sell the "photorealism". In this specific case I used a photo I took of my gunpla as reference. 
It's real halfassed work so it didn't end up very good. I could probably do better.
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You don't have autism, you more likely  have  a schizotypal disorder. 

Also, they have autism targetted jobs literally where you live, or are you just calling it autism as a euphemism for a word like destitute or felon or dregs? Indigent. That's the word I was looking for.
Maybe if you're in middle school or a roasty who doesn't actually care about art. Anyone serious about art (who isn't working as a high volume concept artist) stops tracing pretty quickly if they ever did.

>modeling community not full of normalfags obsessed with star wars and marvel.
Take your pick of trains, tanks or boats. It should be no surprise that fantasy models attract people who obsess over pop culture.

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I can't seem to find it on any of the archives but we used to have a really fun thread where robots were each adding to a drawing of gondolas. Since it's lost to time I think we should start another. I've started with a shitty drawing of my own to kick things off, and it's in the banner format because I think it would be nice to have as a board banner. After(if?) it fills up maybe we can switch to a larger canvas. Depends on if anons actually jump onboard with the idea.

If anyone did save some of the images from the original thread it would be awesome if you posted them here too.
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is it time to call it a wrap yet? it's been 6 months and we've had 12 contributions
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There's still quite a bit of space on there.

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It's been a bit slow these past few days but if there's one thing robots are good at talking (complaining) about its normalniggers. Post your stories about times where you've been particularly baffled at the endless retardation of normalniggers. 
Thankfully I haven't had to deal with normalfaggots in a while due to corona and whatnot.
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>to escape the merchant slavery system you just have to become a (((merchant))) yourself.
Oy vey

Admitted, I thought about it too, because even if you manage to go neet you are dependent on an prone to be humiliated by the government.
If I where to go that way myself I would make sure to make enough money so I can buy a huge house that can serve as a refuge for robots so they don't have to go through that garbage themselves, but it's not even certain someone would be left at that point let alone they'd be willing to trust a stranger with their life.
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Rather that than be a wageslave. Honestly if I was able to earn a salary doing that on my own I would be glad and wouldn´t want too much more. Its not money in itself I chase, but rather the freedom to fuck off from normalnigger society or at least engage it completely on my terms.
>trading stocks is jewish
Only if you're working for a (((hedge fund))) or (((investment firm,))) otherwise you're independent, and the overwhelming majority of your profits go to you. Unfortunately, a small portion of administrative fees will always end up in the pocket of some kike somewhere, but it's a far sight better than wageslaving for a pozzed-to-shit corporation that will only ever give you scraps and expect you to be thankful for it. Daytrading is no different than freelance programming, freelance writing, or art commissions, they're all ways of making money independently from the comfort and sanctuary of your home and ultimately gain the freedom to avoid the chaotic shitstorm that is this kike and normalnigger infested world, without having to give up video games, internet, and indoor plumbing to go play Grizzly Adams innawoods. For the record, I don't really mean to knock the 'innawoods' lifestyle for those who are interested in it, but I have come to terms with the fact that I'm probably not cut out for that life personally.
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Yeah I actually agree with this. I wish more anons saw it like that. I am the other anon who said would be studying to be a good daytrader, I'd gladly help any robot with this if they wanted to. We could have a dedicated trading thread for example to discuss strategies and the like. If anyone got an easy to automate strategy we would be golden tbh. Say goodbye to wagecucking, we would be free men.
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>dedicated trading thread
Make the thread amigo! You're the expert, I'll follow you.

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So what have you been cooking, anon? Did it taste good? Post recipes! I myself made potato soup, although the one in picrel isn't it
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I usually like to follow recipes because I'm a bit new to cooking, but that's just me.
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Not him but recipes are always good for when you're newer to cooking but at some point straying from recipes lets you lean into your own tastes leading to better food. It's also a lot more rewarding and fun when you don't use recipes.
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Made this kfc knockoff the other day, it was ok
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>Anon is black
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How do I get rid of this feeling where I have lots of things to do (drawing, programming, ect..) but not wanting to do them? I feel bored even though I DEFINITELY have many things to do.
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You do them. You don't enjoy them now because it's work, and if you're anything like me you are you've become addicted to novelty from the internet. Work stops being novel quickly when you're learning fundamentals. Once you become good enough to competently experiment it will become novel again.
Work is work, there's no getting around it.
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Thanks for the advice, anon. I'll do that

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All things 2D. Post 2D. Discuss 2D. Watch 2D. Shit on 3DPD.  Maybe even talk about a certain 2D character or show you love.
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>>2365 (OP) 
I can't enjoy anime anymore. I stopped watching it a few years ago and watching it again it feels alien to me. But strangely enough i really enjoy reading manga of whatever genre.

In manga i really liked "Akira" it's a lot better than the movie and will always recommend it.  "Gantz" was also really good and insanely popular arround 10 years ago but it faded into obscurity because it had a shitty ending that everyone hated, it also has a lot of naked women, cool robots and a really shit anime adaptation.
imagine the smelle
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How do you think it smells?
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This thread needs more Kurisus

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What have you guys been watching, reading, or playing recently? Feel free to share pieces of media that you think are particularly noteworthy or just a good way to pass time. 
I decided to try playing my 5 year abandoned MM save recently but I completely fucking forgot where I left off and what I was supposed to do.
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>I get that a lot, in my case it's a fear of not being able to "commit" to the game or show that I'm about to start.
Not entirely. It is a part of it but I also like binging my games (or at least my JRPGs) so I do think I've got a decent amount of commitment. 
>It's worse with video games because I forget not only the story, but also the control scheme...
The same thing's actually happened to me with Majora's Mask. I played the game 5 or 6 years ago on my old PC and got all the way to the last dungeon before my computer bricked. I managed to recover the save data from the old hard drive about a year ago but when I started the game I was completely lost. 
So at the moment, I'm in this awkward position where I don't want to restart because I already put so much time into the game but getting back into the game is also a pain since I'm basically starting from zero knowledge again. 
If I really want to continue the game I'm going to just have to sit down and watch/read some guide for an hour to bring me back to pace.

>Some have called it the best anime ever made but Cowboy Bebop has been on my backlog for almost 10 years and i never got arround to watch it
Cowboy Bebop has been on my backlog for about 6 years now. I might just put it up to a coin toss one day If I ever have nothing else to do.
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I remember that a robot gave his recommendation on a game controller to buy for various emulators. I tried to ctrl+f it in various threads but i cant seem to find the post. What controllers would you guys recommed? The one that bot recced looked like a snes controller but thats all i remember
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8bitdo is the company that makes snes-like controllers. But I've heard people have issues with them and they apparently don't have analog triggers. You're probably best off just getting an xbone or PS4 controller if you want something that covers all the bases.
i see, i was looking for something with a decent dpad. the xbox hatstick doesnt do it for me so i might have to get a ps4 controller
You should start MM from zero. N64 Zeldas are good enough that are even  replayable. I still havent played the remaster.

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