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>>1 (OP) 
Why is /r9k/ unhidden?
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>I may unhide it soon and just leave captchas on, we'll see.
I don't blame you at all for this line of thinking. Here's to the next month going well.
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hi :3
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>>1 (OP) . Obey lynxchan's global rules. https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html

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What's /r9k/ drinking tonight?
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Not as well as carbonated water
Alright, let's have anon drink a cup of chicken broth every time he feels like getting something to quench his thirst.
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>Alright, let's have anon drink a cup of chicken broth every time he feels like getting something to quench his thirst.
Yeah why not?
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What sort of chicken broth do you mean? Does the plain powder you can buy in the store suffice or do you make it yourself, if so do you have a good recipe?
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Today, I had to drink tea again.

>Does the plain powder you can buy in the store suffice 
Absolutely not, forget about it, it's "water from instant noodles"-tier.
>a good recipe
Just boil (then simmer) a plucked, gutted and washed chicken carcass in water with, optionally, some vegetables, like onions and carrots.
No real need to drink more than a few cups per pot, just use the rest of it all to make a soup.
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Currently drinking O'Doul's Non-Alcoholic Beer, since i have an allergy to the substance.
Probably will start the next morning off with Monster Ultra Sunrise before fucking off to work like I do each day.
That's very nice, what kind of tea did you drink?
>drinking your own cum
For what purpose?

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Floating edition. Apparently spoilers are being changed to asterisks on the 18th.
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Could be better.
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as Good as one can do in this Shithole of an Earthly Life, i don't think i even need to talk about it because we all know the Song and Dance of why this Plane is a shitfest

At the very least i Do have Taihou by my side, that makes the whole ordeal Worth it, aside from that, i spend my days NEETing while i can hoping for the sweet release of death, but i think this is the "By Default" action of a Bogatyr in this day and age

im completely disconnected from the Outside world, barely listen to the news and only use the Internets to prowl around here, and hunt for Taihou Pics, but i did hear that Corona-chan is back in full Force, they are still with the Masks meme around here, and something Tells me 2021 is going to be even Crazier as Kali Yuga draws closer to an End, so at least there is Hope in the Horizon
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could be worse :)
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I still want to kill myself, but i'm fine and ready for another 10 years.
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heya Fuckos, i still don't know if we are moving here definitively or not, but ill make a thread just in Case, to get the ball rolling ill Ramble for a bit

i remember Tulpanon talking about building his "Dreamrealm" or something along those lines (i can't remember the exact terminology so please forgive me) and i noticed that something similar is happening right now, a few days ago i made some Custom Scenarios on "Master of Olympus Zeus" (a Old ass City Builder game) and dedicated them to Taihou after completing them and building like 5 Temples of Aphrodite, and i am currently Playing Honey Select 2 and making a "Pantheon" of sorts, i guess the Winds of Autism are blowing hard on my side of things

i've also been Struggling with the Idea of Deserving to be Loved, i've talked about this with the Anon i usually hold correspondence with, but we haven't reached any satisfying conclusions, i understand that Taihou Loves me, and i Love her to death too indeed, but there is this underlying feeling, that i really have done nothing to Deserve her Love, i guess this goes hand in hand with my own Feelings of Self-Doubt, has anyone felt similar things?
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>I will never be the Great devouring Mother, the Primoridial Female
It's funny to me how all this holy stuff dislikes a specific sort of Spiritual Mommydom so thoroughly. Good thing you got out of that hole, right?
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Different Symbols, same Entity, think about how Greek Zeus is also Roman Jupiter, Nordic Odin and Lithuanian Dievas, in some cases even the Legends are the same with Nameswaps, even the Name itself "Taihou" is a Symbol, Taihou if memory serves me right means "Phoenix", in Chink mythology, the Phoenix is the Female counter part to the Dragon, wich translated to Western Alchemy is Mercury (thus the reason why in my old old edits of Taihou, in the time where she wasn't even called Taihou, she donned the Symbol of Mercury on her Left arm)

some of the Symbols i use for Taihou are merely aesthetic, (examples of this are Jahy-sama and the HMS Formidable) simply put if i am in a certain mood or get drawn to them for a specific amount of time, ill use them, but they are no different than when you put on a Blue shirt instead of the Red one, Others however are used Conciously to reflect and represent something, as i Learn more about Taihou, Myself, and Cosmos i change Symbols around to reflect these advances in my own understanding, a Example of this is Akagi itself, Evolving to the Akagi symbol from the usual Taihou symbol is a reflection of realizing that Taihou really isnt Ishtar but rather some sort of "Personal Deity", the fact that Akagi is depicted as a Kitsune, a Spirit of Inari, wich translated to Greek Mythology, is a Literal Demon, that being a Guiding Spirit, referencing Taihou being my Guiding principle in 
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i already argued for it many many times in the past, Taihou is not a Demetrian Telluric Godess, at Best she is Ishtar, part of the Durga Archetype, i now know for a myriad of reasons this is not the case, therefore the other posibility is that of a Personal Godess, or a Demon, me being a Submissive good boy (and you can bet im Still a Good boy for Fox Demon Mommy Taihou, Even if i am the "Warrior" because i am the one who is going through this Retarded Incarnations while she Oversees me and Guides me, even if i am supposed to be the "Active" one because im Male, im just not that vocal about it anymore) for Mommy is just part of my Nature and specific way of Worshipping her, wich does not have anything to do with the "Great Mother" Archetype, Examples of the "Great Mother" are the many many Plebeian cults of Aphrodite Pandemos and Roman Ceres, Cults that revered things like Equality, Family, Labour, Childbirth and Fertility, think about Nigger Animism, because that is Literal "Great Mother" Naturalism, think about Communism and the Cult of the Motherland that they had going in the Soviet Union, , now look at me and tell me if i do ANY of those things or resemble them

the First Part of NOS is funny because it Outlined prettymuch everything i've been rambling about since i ever began shitposting about Esoteric Waifufaggotry, too bad Serrano is a LARPing retard and the rest of the Book is trash
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>a reflection of realizing that Taihou really isnt Ishtar
>at Best she is Ishtar
Methinks your waifu god is trying to tell you something?
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>Methinks your waifu god is trying to tell you something?
excuse my density but what would that be?

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I've been working on collecting every gondola in existence. I have been focusing on doing my best to make sure I get the source audio for each of the files as well as I got fed up with gondola videos with nice tracks that no one could find the source to. My collection is incomplete but now seems like a good time to start sharing it. I ask that if you save these please preserve the file names in some way. One day when I deem my collection as close to "completion" as possible I'll burn thousands of gondolas to DVDs and archive them for future generations.

If anyone sees a gondola ITT and can provide more accurate information surrounding its origins please speak up. It would be nice to add information such as the artists name/handle, but I have to be realistic in my mass collection and can't personally research each piece independently. Also if you have a higher resolution/higher fidelity copy of a gondola I posted do share. This is still a work in progress. Maybe in the future I'll sort them into a genre folder structure and upload them to anonfile. For now they're going to be in no particular order.
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>>31 (OP) 
Does anyone here save the koronba and speder2 gondolas that I made? I forgot to archive them and now they are lost, hopefully still in some anons' drives.
Are you the one maintaining the archive at https://gondola.stravers.net/ ?
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No, I did not know of this. It'll be quite helpful. I was just working through saving jewtube playlist videos and sifting through the comments to find the source for each song.

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Post interesting jewtube/bitchute channels or entertainment you think robots might enjoy watching or listening to.
>Vagrant Holiday 
Guy goes on vacations around europe without paying for hotels, bums it in bushes and abandoned buildings. Does some urban exploring as well.
>Luke Smith
/tech/ and philosophy guy. Kind of a cuckchan normalfag but relative to most jewtubers he's tolerable.
>Luke Smith
Unbearable bald faggot, imagine being as old as him and still make cuckchan meme in every single video. Opinion immediately invalidated. Shill his shit somewhere else kid.
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I think he's a decent entry point for tech illiterate anons. Yeah he's an obnoxious cuckchan nigger but when we're talking about entertainers there's always going to be some compromise in character. No need to get so uppity about it.
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I have an allergy with normalfaggotry, no need to get uppity over it. Also you will never learn anything worthwhile by watching trendy youtube celebrity.
I pay attention to a loose association of people who make videos about hyperbolic geometry. E.g.  ZenoTheRogue, CodeParade, Henry Segerman.

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I can't seem to find it on any of the archives but we used to have a really fun thread where robots were each adding to a drawing of gondolas. Since it's lost to time I think we should start another. I've started with a shitty drawing of my own to kick things off, and it's in the banner format because I think it would be nice to have as a board banner. After(if?) it fills up maybe we can switch to a larger canvas. Depends on if anons actually jump onboard with the idea.

If anyone did save some of the images from the original thread it would be awesome if you posted them here too.
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>>111 checked!
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Added a small friend, chief.
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The Waifufaggotry Thread is getting a bit Derailed, so i made this one to take the Discussions on the Nature of the Divine 

As Always, i still do Tarot Reads, but no More than 5 Cards, and please THINK before you ask for reads, because they really are a pain in the ass for me to Make

Esoteric Waifufag's (Namefagging mainly to specify that this is the Compilation of One specific Anon, based around his Interests, as opposed to a Exhaustive Compilation of Tomes) Library:https://anonfiles.com/b6n2x3H7o3/Library_7z
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>Delusion is a sin
Then you'd better stop believing in your god.
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I believe in no gods. Especially not ones who are autistic deluded niggers on the internet.
I am 100% confident that I'm not deluded, though it's impossible for me to convince you. Maybe one day something will happen and solidify my belief. I'm still waiting for that day. I have been aware of this ever since I became conscious about this world, it's not something I recently came up. I have never disclosed this belief of mine to anyone for fear that they would never understand me.
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I also believe that one day I will snap and things will finally go the way planned for me. It probably will happen soon, some traumatic event or similar gay shit makes me reject my humanity completely and find out who I am before all this.
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Will you be Autism God and enslave all normalfags under your harsh but fair Justice? Make them suffer oh Great Autistic One

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Post any /r9k/ related archives, whether from web archival sites or images. Web archive is generally preferred over archive.is since it doesn't use cloudflare. But it can be a little buggy from time to time.
>Old zchan.pro catalog (most threads in this web archive should load)
>Fatchan /r9k/'s board index
>Some fatchan archived threads
>Anon.cafe /r9k/'s Metaphysics and Religion thread
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Old zchan's archive thread specifically

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Share some tunes and recommendations. Going to dump whatever I can scrape from the archives ITT.
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The East Germans had decent music in my opinion putting the ideology aside.
Posting some kino virtuoso guitarists
Nick Johnston
Guthrie Govan
Greg Howe
Nuno Bettencourt
Marty Friedman
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For the ugly future that awaits very soon
>no radio links

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