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Welcome >>>/bmn/ ! Bad movies every saturday.


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/japan/ best board
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Ok thats enough from you meji man
/Japan/ is allowed to get the satan trips because everyone knows yellow people are satanic poopy heads
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loli get
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Hopefully we can actually get a second one of these that doesn't get nuked before completion.
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Alright, but not before the grand finale. C ya all.
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terrible taste
This is still an image board that kind of shit doesn't phase anybody. You need to leave because we have standards here, standards which hedonistic apes like you fall quite far under, not because we're scared of your gross fantasies.
>I get it, you guys hate sex. I brought up I would like to have sex if I could, so it's all I am.
It's odd to complain about that in response to my post, I think I've engaged with what you've written pretty fairly despite your degeneracy which is probably more than you deserve. I didn't even say you would fuck a roastie if you could, you volunteered that information yourself just now. All I said was that it was gross to fantasize about all that shit you said. Anyways it seems weird to come here and talk about that shit, and then act all indignant about being told to shut the fuck up about it. It'd be stupid to act like anons here haven't jerked off to some fucked up shit, myself included. It's another thing entirely to post about this kind of fantasy to a bunch of random anons, or to actually want to put your dick inside a whore.
Anyways it seems like we're just going in circles at this point since you conflate memories with one's being and it seems like you're unable to think outside of that view, so whatever. Just don't come back 'round these parts or I'll be forced to turn you into a gurgling retard with my telepathic abilities, pal.
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Last post get!

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All things 2D. Post 2D. Discuss 2D. Watch 2D. Shit on 3DPD.  Maybe even talk about a certain 2D character or show you love.
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I like mahou shoujo because it's cute and colourful. Don't underestimate the appeal of the latter, it's quite the enhancement of cute appeal.
Could you elaborate, I'm curious.
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I originally thought that it was because they love to drag everything, somehow managing to turn a 15 page manga into a 22 mins episode. After sorting my feelings for a while I came to the conclusion that I just hate the sound of women voices. It doesn't help the fact that in anime they are mostly really high pitch and scream like fucking bitches. Strangely enough recently I started watching anime without sound and got some moderate enjoyment out of it.
Although it might be the language because I can watch dubbed anime.
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Thank you for elaborating.
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Kobato is the perfect girl in my book. Clumsy, goofy, needs help constantly but she is the kindest and cutest thing ever.

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I can't seem to find it on any of the archives but we used to have a really fun thread where robots were each adding to a drawing of gondolas. Since it's lost to time I think we should start another. I've started with a shitty drawing of my own to kick things off, and it's in the banner format because I think it would be nice to have as a board banner. After(if?) it fills up maybe we can switch to a larger canvas. Depends on if anons actually jump onboard with the idea.

If anyone did save some of the images from the original thread it would be awesome if you posted them here too.
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There's still quite a bit of space on there.
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>hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime feel
Just noticed the banner, looks good but could use some color. Will it be updated in the future when the collage is complete?
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It looks flat, but whoever wants to edit it, feel free to make any change you want.

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What happened to Wizchan?
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Trannies are the bottom of the barrel for humanity. They are the worst parts of every gender and every normalfaggot, tenfold, congealed into a group of sad disgusting human beings. If there is a God may he not have mercy on their souls.
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Fucking gays defiling my anime, fucking dirt.
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Well now you know how all the straight furries of the world feel.
>>2609 (OP) 
There is no answer about what happened to it.

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How do I get rid of this feeling where I have lots of things to do (drawing, programming, ect..) but not wanting to do them? I feel bored even though I DEFINITELY have many things to do.
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>>2656 (OP) 
You do them. You don't enjoy them now because it's work, and if you're anything like me you are you've become addicted to novelty from the internet. Work stops being novel quickly when you're learning fundamentals. Once you become good enough to competently experiment it will become novel again.
Work is work, there's no getting around it.
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Thanks for the advice, anon. I'll do that

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Post interesting jewtube/bitchute channels or entertainment you think robots might enjoy watching or listening to.
>Vagrant Holiday 
Guy goes on vacations around europe without paying for hotels, bums it in bushes and abandoned buildings. Does some urban exploring as well.
>Luke Smith
/tech/ and philosophy guy. Kind of a cuckchan normalfag but relative to most jewtubers he's tolerable.
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I have an allergy with normalfaggotry, no need to get uppity over it. Also you will never learn anything worthwhile by watching trendy youtube celebrity.
I pay attention to a loose association of people who make videos about hyperbolic geometry. E.g.  ZenoTheRogue, CodeParade, Henry Segerman.
I have started to watch this channel called Kyle the rooster.
Its just a man (who has a gf but she barely gets mentioned) tending to some birds. 3 tom turkeys and 2 hens, some ducks, and a bunch of geese and chickens. I find it nice to watch, maybe its a living vicariously thing, minus the gf part of course
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I have started to watch this channel called Kyle the rooster.
Its just a man (who has a gf but she barely gets mentioned) tending to some birds. 3 tom turkeys and 2 hens, some ducks, and a bunch of geese and chickens. I find it nice to watch, maybe its a living vicariously thing
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double post lelmao

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Apparently FDS Reddit has started a website recently femaledatingstrategy (dot) com ...
maybe we should join up so we can see what these delusional roasties are up to... Just a though
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>why would we go butt in there when we wouldn't want them to do the same thing to us?
But we do?  
If women came and fought us on what we believed, and did so not relying on spam or reporting people to some sort of athority or just using their sheer number to ddos, wouldn't  this be a good thing?

>why would anyone want to interact with 3dpd
Its not a matter of want but need.  Women will always rule the majority and hanging out here only leaves us independent in our heads.
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>trying to kill initiative this hard
dead site, dead users
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They're trolling themselves. By still dating men, they're losing their female power. They should all be lesbians instead.
>If women came and fought us on what we believed
jesus, women can't be reasoned with you retard they are like children except more arrogant and self destructive. Imagine wanting to TALK to women here as if they will learn something
I've checked out that subreddit and it's so full of hate and vitriol it's unreal and it makes me glad I don't bother to engage with women anymore.
Then again most women there are also post-wall or near post-wall and bitter.

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I noticed some robots were talking about their futures recently in the FTDDTOT, particularly as it relates to careers, and so I figured a thread might be in order to talk about: wageslavery experiences, strategies to deal with normalfag coworkers, career recommendations, application advice, tips for escaping (or maintaining) NEETdom, suggestions for switching fields, or anything related to wageslavery at all.

To get it started I suppose: I've been lackadaisically applying for a variety of entry-level office jobs for a couple months now, but I don't have any hard preferences really. I also was considering a law enforcement related career, but I've got to look into that more. I was wondering if robots had any career suggestions, positive career experiences, or just any thoughts/knowledge about different fields of work that might be good for a robot.
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But that is even too retarded for them. Jesus, my contempt at normalniggers has grown even more today.
Yeah I think that might be a part of the mindset. Though the point I've heard emphasized seems to be more along the lines of a naive platitude (e.g. I as applicant bring XYZ skills and an employer would be lucky to have me!). Basically an ass-backwards overconfidence thing I guess. On the whole drifting between jobs thing, I've never really understood that either; it's always seemed like the people who peddle that mindset have to be pretty financially secure to have an attitude like that. Willy-nilly tossing away a job for another one like some bleeding-heart free-spirit type just because said job was dissatisfying or bothersome has always seemed like a luxury. Work is work, no way around it. It has to be done. You might come to tolerate or even like some aspects but the Diseny(TM) dreamjob is a crock of it.
Nah, I mean to say that I've heard acquaintances and family members say something along those lines--not potential employers. They haven't had the gall to stroke me off like that yet.
To be fair, even if it's stupid I think that a part of the time it is also a confidence boost sort of phrase like the kind a parent might tell their child (e.g. "Go in there and give 'em a firm handshake son!"), but I attribute it more to the simple, severe lack of awareness of the norm
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>Imagining that yes, indeed, some people do not have the stunning array of experiences that they have overwhelms the hamster-brain.
That's a typical normalfag trait. Having significant trouble in something that they find easy is unheard for them, so they can't offer a response other than the usual NPC bs. Often coupled with bootstrap nonsense like "you're acting entitled" or my favorite, "you're not qualified enough so stop complaining" as if most jobs actually require more than a single brain cell to perform. Say it with me fellas:
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I thought I could lay my head low at work and get through it with no drama but that goal has failed and I realize how much I dislike interacting with people due to social awkwardness and will never get good at it.  People think I'm retarded, my trainer is a nigger who gets angry too fast and every time he asks me to fight I can't control my adrenaline (am caring less now about it and I feel my balls waking up again so if he asks me again I'll fight him however), sassy black woman who gossips exists, one co-worker used me as a fetch boy and I couldn't say anything because I wasn't doing anything (slow period) and the new guy, another guy has taken a disliking to me for no reason I can see and someone else I never spoke to glared at me, and someone stole something from me I was borrowing from someone else.
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neet forever, suck it nerd

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All things considered I'm doin pretty good. Complete quarantine was such a nice breather from everything that I almost forgot how shit normalniggers were. Shame it was only so long. I miss the empty streets.

So, what about you guys? I hope you all are well or at the very least doin better.
Early period quarantine was a blessing. I was living alone through most of it and got to do everything from home, it was peace and quiet that I haven't experienced in years. It's a shame that things are "reopening" now, at least in my country. The zombies are out on the streets again and work/college expect you to do the same. I can't wait till I'm financially stable enough to move out to the suburbs or another country altogether where quarantine is no different than any other time.
Admittedly I do miss the little social interaction I used to occasionally have with that one friend or family member that keeps me grounded, but otherwise I'm okay.
Indeed it's great. I find hilarious how normalniggers went insane with it. I even see workplaces in which they could easily work from home BUT the normalniggers in charge still force the wagies to go and work in the office, even though we are at a supposed new peak of new cases. God I hope the vaccines fucks up lots of people, so I can laugh at them when the vaccine ends up decimating them and their jewish ways.

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