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Putin's given us the boot! Read about it here: https://zzzchan.xyz/news.html#66208b6a8fca3aefee4bf211

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In less than a month, it will be Elliot Rodger’s 30th anniversary. ITT we shitpost everything relating to the good looking guy!
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>>3122
>The concept of obnoxious faggots that bitch all day about women it's not new.
Thankfully this has been weeded out for a few years now. Posts have revolved around general discussion about what we've been up to, what we like doing, and how we've been for a few years now. MGTOW however, seems to be a nonstop bitchfest. To be fair, some of them do actually live up to the group's namesake and focus on themselves.
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>>3123
Most of the discussion was contained in the whg thread on the old 8/r9k/, but the interest seems to have died down. After all, you can only have the same three debates so many times. Most of what was said wasn't enlightening anyway so it's not a great loss. I prefer it this way.
I am not familiar enough with the MGTOW movement to give a solid opinion, but I'll trust yours.
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8chan died in 2016; 8/r9k/ was decent until 2017. If I controlled every thing under by iron rule, things would be better.
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no way we've been here (post 8chan) for 5 years. It cant be. what have i done for 5 years
>>3180
That's what everyone says but hindsight is 20/20, and it's not so easy when your head's on the chopping block.

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There seem to be some drawfags around here so why not have one of these. Post your autistic doodles here.

Very rarely do I draw but I refrain from posting the art since it feels as if the only reason for me doing that is attention or positive feedback but I guess I'll break my rule if it's to share with robots.
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>>3203
I was thinking that for this creature in particular that there would either need to be some easily digestible source of energy in the tree or they would need quite the stomach. I also think that it would be interesting to see how other animals react to the change in landscape from a tree (or trees) being felled. 

I also plan to add some sexually dimorphic features to the creature. Something that could be there for the sake of looking cool that the males have for display, competition, and sometimes functionality. Be it colors, a mane, a crest, or some other feature.
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>>3205
Created a predator with the previous ideas. The sketch is once again mostly body shape, but this time the lines are a little less chaotic.

The concept was a persistence hunter that inflicts massive bleeding wounds which eventually kill prey larger than itself. Its adaptations to fit this niche are
Anticoagulant saliva
Serrated claws and teeth
High stamina
Vents on body that open to shed body heat

The creature's body is very expensive and requires a lot of energy to power which is why they hunt such large prey. 

As for its hunting tactics. The predator tries to inflict bleeding wounds on the heels and belly of the Tree-Eater whilst using its agility to try and avoid its lethal tail. For this, it is best that the Tree-Eater is running and therefore the predator comes with a blood-curdling loud screech for the purpose of intimidating its prey into a chase. 
The predator will cycle between attempting to bite and falling back to give chase until its prey falls in exhaustion from copious blood loss.
Whenever possible the predator will go after sick or younger Tree-Eaters. However, very young calves are not a meal worth risking their lives for.

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>>3206
Might add some sort of sail for extra heat regulation later. Again these sketches are mostly the basic anatomy.
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I'm gonna probably try out a few designs but here's a sketch of the first
Made vents into flaps which can be flared open to both exhaust heat and make the animal look bigger for intimidation and possibly display. Tail will also likely be sail-like in nature (like the spinosaurus tail) for heat regulation and a larger silhouette.

I'll experiment with other designs later.
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>>3205
>it would be interesting to see how other animals react to the change in landscape from a tree (or trees) being felled.
In most cases, the stump and the log get invaded by bugs and other critters. However, it's pretty normal to see other plants using the stump to grow over. I live near a forest and it's always fun to see those things. However, in a strange world like the one you describe, anything could happen.
The design looks almost perfect as it is. It seems like a giant monster that is friendly enough to not kill you at first sight.
I am more inclined for the crest if I had to choose.
>>3208
It looks pretty good already. The tail and sail might give it a semi-aquatic vibe, but it would look more imposing.

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What have you guys been watching, reading, or playing recently? Feel free to share pieces of media that you think are particularly noteworthy or just a good way to pass time. 
I decided to try playing my 5 year abandoned MM save recently but I completely fucking forgot where I left off and what I was supposed to do.
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>>3001
Manga is always superior to visual novel.
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>>3002
manga doesn't have sound and color and mouth flap
I am interested in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2, more in the sense where I want to know if the game is going to be good or decent at the very least. I haven't watched the trailer yet, I hope they don't fuck anything. I have some fun memories with the original trilogy and would recommend them if you haven't play them yet. I still believe they hold up despite being a mess at times.
I will most likely end up playing it anyway. After it's cracked, of course.

Is anyone looking forward to any kind of media, be it a videogame, movie, anime or manga?
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>>3041
>Is anyone looking forward to any kind of media, be it a videogame, movie, anime or manga?
Yup, the upcoming Getter Robo and Muv-Luv anime adaptations.
I don't have high expectations, but, so far, from info and factoids there and thete, doesn't look like those will be shitty.
I have been playing modded Rimworld. Holy fuck, does it get hard towards the end. Most of the enemies outnumber, outgun and outrange me. I really want to drop it, but I will persevere because I have nothing better to do.

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So what have you been cooking, anon? Did it taste good? Post recipes! I myself made potato soup, although the one in picrel isn't it
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>>2652
>Anon is black
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>>2664
I just make steak and salad every day, high nutritional values and quick to make, I see no reason to make other fancy meals.
I don't know how to cook.
>>2486 (OP) 
https://based.cooking/

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this board
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>>3024
Fahrenheit more in the sense where everything is beyond fucked, most people just stop caring and our overlords make a mistake that destroys society as we know it. I don't believe this will happen in our lifetime, at least not how you imagine it. Society so far has been like a pendulum where after much prudery a very liberal age follows and viceversa. Although, it might be hard now given the current state of society.
>I just want globohomo to do something stupid and force me to fight for my life
The USA is the center of the world. The jews wouldn't allow a full blown war or a major crisis. They will only limit themselves to false-flagging. On the other hand, if you are not American (or from a nice European country) you might want to be prepared just in case, many countries in recent years have been entering crisis, in some cases it is almost a vicious circle where they are okey for some years, then it's barely better Africa and after that back to normal again.

>>3030
That's no heaven for me, sir no sir.
>>3032
>3dpd
Never ever, not even dead.
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>>3038
>3dpd
Since they're basically minor deities/spirits, those who choose the men slain in battle, they wouldn't be 3D in our sense (though PD may depend).
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>>3040
>tfw no 3 dimensional pure deity
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>>3038
>The USA is the center of the world
Not for rong, capitawrist piggeru!
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I used to love to shitpost, falseflag and troll for fun and argue for the sake of arguing.
But now I feel incapable even of that, no finesse or joy anymore.

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wew
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>>1111
/japan/ best board
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>>1122
Ok thats enough from you meji man
/Japan/ is allowed to get the satan trips because everyone knows yellow people are satanic poopy heads
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loli get
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Hopefully we can actually get a second one of these that doesn't get nuked before completion.
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>>2973
Alright, but not before the grand finale. C ya all.
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>>2974
terrible taste
>>2974
This is still an image board that kind of shit doesn't phase anybody. You need to leave because we have standards here, standards which hedonistic apes like you fall quite far under, not because we're scared of your gross fantasies.
>>2972
>I get it, you guys hate sex. I brought up I would like to have sex if I could, so it's all I am.
It's odd to complain about that in response to my post, I think I've engaged with what you've written pretty fairly despite your degeneracy which is probably more than you deserve. I didn't even say you would fuck a roastie if you could, you volunteered that information yourself just now. All I said was that it was gross to fantasize about all that shit you said. Anyways it seems weird to come here and talk about that shit, and then act all indignant about being told to shut the fuck up about it. It'd be stupid to act like anons here haven't jerked off to some fucked up shit, myself included. It's another thing entirely to post about this kind of fantasy to a bunch of random anons, or to actually want to put your dick inside a whore.
Anyways it seems like we're just going in circles at this point since you conflate memories with one's being and it seems like you're unable to think outside of that view, so whatever. Just don't come back 'round these parts or I'll be forced to turn you into a gurgling retard with my telepathic abilities, pal.
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Last post get!

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I can't seem to find it on any of the archives but we used to have a really fun thread where robots were each adding to a drawing of gondolas. Since it's lost to time I think we should start another. I've started with a shitty drawing of my own to kick things off, and it's in the banner format because I think it would be nice to have as a board banner. After(if?) it fills up maybe we can switch to a larger canvas. Depends on if anons actually jump onboard with the idea.

If anyone did save some of the images from the original thread it would be awesome if you posted them here too.
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>>2669
There's still quite a bit of space on there.
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>hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime feel
Just noticed the banner, looks good but could use some color. Will it be updated in the future when the collage is complete?
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>>2874
It looks flat, but whoever wants to edit it, feel free to make any change you want.

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Post interesting jewtube/bitchute channels or entertainment you think robots might enjoy watching or listening to.
>Vagrant Holiday 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNqlRGqHdxNRPR6ycynWhw
https://invidiou.site/channel/UCgNqlRGqHdxNRPR6ycynWhw
Guy goes on vacations around europe without paying for hotels, bums it in bushes and abandoned buildings. Does some urban exploring as well.
>Luke Smith
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2eYFnH61tmytImy1mTYvhA
https://invidiou.site/channel/UC2eYFnH61tmytImy1mTYvhA
/tech/ and philosophy guy. Kind of a cuckchan normalfag but relative to most jewtubers he's tolerable.
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>>27
I have an allergy with normalfaggotry, no need to get uppity over it. Also you will never learn anything worthwhile by watching trendy youtube celebrity.
I pay attention to a loose association of people who make videos about hyperbolic geometry. E.g.  ZenoTheRogue, CodeParade, Henry Segerman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFuoFzP3p8k
I have started to watch this channel called Kyle the rooster.
Its just a man (who has a gf but she barely gets mentioned) tending to some birds. 3 tom turkeys and 2 hens, some ducks, and a bunch of geese and chickens. I find it nice to watch, maybe its a living vicariously thing, minus the gf part of course
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I have started to watch this channel called Kyle the rooster.
Its just a man (who has a gf but she barely gets mentioned) tending to some birds. 3 tom turkeys and 2 hens, some ducks, and a bunch of geese and chickens. I find it nice to watch, maybe its a living vicariously thing
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>>256
>>255
double post lelmao

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Apparently FDS Reddit has started a website recently femaledatingstrategy (dot) com ...
maybe we should join up so we can see what these delusional roasties are up to... Just a though
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>>2469
>why would we go butt in there when we wouldn't want them to do the same thing to us?
But we do?  
If women came and fought us on what we believed, and did so not relying on spam or reporting people to some sort of athority or just using their sheer number to ddos, wouldn't  this be a good thing?

>why would anyone want to interact with 3dpd
Its not a matter of want but need.  Women will always rule the majority and hanging out here only leaves us independent in our heads.
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>trying to kill initiative this hard
dead site, dead users
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>>2471
They're trolling themselves. By still dating men, they're losing their female power. They should all be lesbians instead.
>>2470
>If women came and fought us on what we believed
jesus, women can't be reasoned with you retard they are like children except more arrogant and self destructive. Imagine wanting to TALK to women here as if they will learn something
I've checked out that subreddit and it's so full of hate and vitriol it's unreal and it makes me glad I don't bother to engage with women anymore.
Then again most women there are also post-wall or near post-wall and bitter.

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