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Hello and welcome to zzzchan! I will be using this thread to explain how this site is set up and answer the initial wave of questions. Thread creation on /meta/ will be locked initially, I will explain how this will be handled going forward below.

Now, to answer some initial questions:

>Who the fuck are you? Who are the other mods?
I am sturgeon, I was a mod back on fat/v/ and later z/v/. fat/v/ was my first role as a moderator in any capacity. I'm happy to say that Pasta and seagull have also stuck around and will be managing /v/. r9k's BO will also be back.

>Nice namefagging
I intend to only use my name & role tag when posting something relevant to my role or the site. 

>Why have you set this up?
Because zchan was doing fairly well before the admin pulled the plug without warning. I'd been considering making my own IB since fat died but once zchan went down I decided I had to make the effort. 

>Will you abandon this after x amount of time?
I've gone through the effort of setting all this up after losing 2 previous boards. I'm doing this because I want it to, and I plan to keep this place running as long as I can. 
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>>3524
>but rather why? 
Where do you think you are? A lot of people from imageboards are not just autistic, but rather SUPER AUTISTIC EXTREME TO THE MAXX if they perceive someone has wronged them in some way, they will never EVER let go and WILL hold that grudge until either side is dead. They will make that mod who that day deleted their post their life sworn enemy, and they will dedicate their lives to denouncing and standing up to the evils of said tranny/faggot/nigger/rulecuck or whatever nickname is hip at that moment in time. Just read their posts, you can just FEEL the passive aggressiveness from them. If it's not that it's people who don't belong anywhere, not even on imageboards. Losers among losers, who get their fun out of crab bucketing wherever they go. On the outside they sit on a very, very, very high horse "Heh, I'm not like them, I'm better" but in their subconscious they're brats who've never grown past the mentality of "Well I can't have fun, then no one else can"

That said, the mods are not without guilt. seagull in particular is a fucking retard whom, if I hadn't known better, I'd think he's actively trying to hurt /v/ with his retardation. I honestly don't know who the fuck handed this moron the keys to anything and why he's still around to this day.

All in all it's tilting at windmills. Infighting when we're so few gets no rew
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>>3524
>>3526
As long as there are divisions, separate websites on the webring, etc, there will be this conflict. This will not end until all the OG 8chan remnants consolidate and pick one breadwinner. The problem is that everyone currently is firmly rooted to their home board (though smug is currently in distress and bleeding users) and the only way they will leave is if their home gets taken down or dies. So be it, I say. I wouldn't mind seeing all the elitist assholes across the webring thinking their particular version of hell is any better than the others being forced to pick some other side to fight on due to displacement. This isn't a matter of outsider aggression, since frankly all webring sites have the taint of 4chan and other undesirable sites on it. It's a matter of symbolism after 8chan, the proverbial king of the hill, got unceremoniously destroyed and scattered the many boards to various sites of varying strength, reliability, and administration. Every other site in the perspective of any one site is an enemy, and just another boogeyman. This will only end if there is one left standing. Considering who runs each one, I'm not liking our odds. But what options are left, letting yet another site enter the webring just to divide the users even more, even if it is ideologically and structurally sound? I'd take the mediocrity of late-era 8chan over 
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>>3524
u mad bro? The spammers are based as FUCK and you can do nothing but cope and seethe passive aggressively. Whats next chud, complaining to the jannies about your eternal asshurt?
>MODS DELETE THINGS I DONT LIKE
this is why the site is dying and bleeding users, I leave for 8blacked.gov
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>>3531
Uh oh, lonely loser spammer is desperate...
Keep posting dogshit lol, you are totally transparent.
>>1 (OP) 
Next time you update jschan, redo the nginx configuration. Websocket will work properly with Cloudflare.

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This thread is for handling boards from other sites that wish to migrate here/have been orphaned if public thread creation is locked on /meta/. If public thread creation is open you are free to make a dedicated thread here, otherwise I will make one for you.

The rules for migration are : 
- All Migrating/orphaned boards will be considered outside of the application cycle and should contact me at the same email address listed below.
- I will require proof that you are/were the BO/mod on another imageboard, or that the moderation team for the board in question has fallen apart.
- You must agree to follow all global rules for this site.
- You must agree to actively moderate the new board.
- If accepted, you must notify anons on the old board if it still exists. I do not mind If zzzchan is used as a bunker until a migration can be coordinated/ anons are comfortable making the switch. The new board will be unlisted in this type of scenario and will not be announced util ready.

Feel free to ping me at [email protected] in case of a happening. I'll come right here.
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>>3462
We specialize in backstabbing and two timing, many thanks for that. Drives up the PPH.
>>3455
>>3457
>dude, off-topic spam is totally a free speech issue!
>dude, just filter the spam yourself, for free!
>dude, id hopping is totally hard!
And this is why you failed: there are more /ita/ threads on 4/v/ than on your board and they are somehow of higher quality, it's frankly pathetic.
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>>3477
Then what the hell do you want me to do, exactly? I had set up the meta thread to encourage people to come up with sensible rules and it just became a designated shitting street. 
I cannot even add moderators or block TORspam on Julay, why exactly do you think I tried to move it onto blacked.moe?
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>>3479
>can't add moderators
Should have locked the section ASAP and pin a link to whatever vaguely usable alternative you could set up.
Hindsight is 20/20, of course.
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>>3484
Well, that is why I tried to move to Blacked dot moe in the first place, I should have probably been more drastic instead of giving people a choice in the first place
Sadly I went through all the trouble of finding a way to force a manual account creation for the other mods and they haven't shown up since

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Use this thread to report any issues you find while using the site. We currently have 2 known issues: 


1. Real-time post updates are not working. I still need to work out how to get websockets to go through the proxy properly. you will see the error switch back to timed refresh after a few seconds, so auto update is still semi-working.
2. Geoip flags are all inheriting the proxy server's location. I've already solved this issue with post IDs so I have a rough idea of what I need to do to fix this, but it is not high priority.

I also fully expect shenanigans immediately after launch, so if anything happens I will be working to fix it as fast as I can. Your help here is appreciated.
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Media is loading real slow for me, anyone else?
>>3502
has this been fixed yet?
two apostrophes
'three apostrophes'
two underlines
two asterisks
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((( (((three parentheses))) )))
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>>3527
no? good job retard
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>>3528
Please understand, admin is too busy moderating /v/ and /b/ for their respective board owners and acting like he owns the place. Has no time for fixing small bugs in code. Please understand.
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All "incorrect"

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EDIT 9/17: APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOREVER. FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT ONE AT ANY TIME.
I will leave the rest of the post intact, please ignore the special stipulations.

Hello and welcome to the fist round of BO applications for zzzchan. I will outline the application process below, along with some special stipulations for this first round.

To apply for a board, you must submit your answers to the following questions: 

1. What will the focus of your board be?
2. What will the rules be?
3. How would you handle the following hypothetical scenarios:
    A. A user who is only breaking the rules of your board has a substantial post history that is perfectly fine up until the single instance you are reviewing. What do you do?
    B. A spammer posts CP. What do you do?
    C. A spammer has slid your catalog and all unpinned threads are gone. What do you do?
4. What time range(s) would you normally be able to keep an eye on the board?
5. If your board becomes active enough, do you agree to look for one or more vol(s) to help you? Do you know anyone already?
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>>3103
jammers

>>3119
>I don't even know what shit /japan/ is supposed to be but it's not an anime/manga board.
it is as soon as you want it to be
>>3119
>I don't even know what shit /japan/ is supposed to be but it's not an anime/manga board.
It unambiously is an anime/manga board (it's /jp/). Considering that you're not posting anime/manga threads on the inhouse /jp/, what do you expect to do on /jam/ that you're not doing right now, delete the few meta posts on your wasteland of a board?
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>>3249
>it's /jp/
Only in name. In actuality it's just cuckchan /b/.
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>>3277
A couple spinoffs look worse than that to an outsider.
>>137 (OP) 
/l/olikon when, I'm willing to mod

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Random people from 4chan, kohl, and wherever people linked this site to are now shitting the board.
You may want to do something before it gets out of hand.
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>>3516
>DELETE EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE!
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>>3518
>>3521
You faggots have your own corner on the internet to jerk each other off and spam the same unfunny shit.

Why don't you faggots go there instead? You won't because you behave like locusts
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>>3525
Did you just discover zzzchan yesterday, nigger? Your new is showing.
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>>3516
Because the webring is compromised and lack of active moderation after a week was the downfall of many imageboards.
>>3529
>Your new is showing
<t. only discovered it recently himself
Oh really?
Name a thread that was in the catalog during June 2020 then.

spoiler test
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Test:
>Year:     Plat:          Title:                                Worldwide sales (millions):
>1986 	NES 	Metroid                                         2.73
>1991 	GB           Metroid II: Return of Samus         1.72
>1994 	SNES 	Super Metroid                               1.42
>2002 	GBA 	Metroid Fusion                              1.60
>2002 	GCN 	Metroid Prime                               2.84
>2004 	GBA 	Metroid: Zero Mission                   0.797
>2004 	GBA 	Classic NES Series: Metroid        0.420
>2004 	GCN 	Metroid Prime 2: Echoes              1.10
>2005 	DS           Metroid Prime Pinball                   0.210
>2006 	DS           Metroid Prime: Hunters                 1.08
>2007 	Wii 	        Metroid Prime 3: Corruption          1.41
>2009 	Wii 	        Metroid Prime: Trilogy                  0.449
>2010 	Wii 	        Metroid: Other M                           0.804
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>Year:     Plat:         Title:                                            Worldwide sales (millions):
>1986 	NES 	Metroid                                          2.73
>1991 	GB           Metroid II: Return of Samus         1.72
>1994 	SNES 	Super Metroid                               1.42
>2002 	GBA 	Metroid Fusion                              1.60
>2002 	GCN 	Metroid Prime                               2.84
>2004 	GBA 	Metroid: Zero Mission                   0.797
>2004 	GBA 	Classic NES Series: Metroid        0.420
>2004 	GCN 	Metroid Prime 2: Echoes              1.10
>2005 	DS           Metroid Prime Pinball                   0.210
>2006 	DS           Metroid Prime: Hunters                1.08
>2007 	Wii 	        Metroid Prime 3: Corruption         1.41
>2009 	Wii 	        Metroid Prime: Trilogy                   0.449
>2010 	Wii 	        Metroid: Other M                           0.804
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>>1548 (OP) 
Tetstt
>>>/v/98130
test
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>>3514
test

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im boy who wants be raped by pretty woman. it is just my fantasy.
i know its little bit weird question, but how do i can get raped by woman.
and also im curious about being a femboy
Hot, post more.

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>site doesn't have italics
what an retarded incompetent shithole
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>>3490 (OP) 
Go drink Gayhoole's jizz, faggot
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>>3505
Gahoole is a faggot but you know what does his site have? Italics.
Copium.
You realize Sturgeon can delete this thread and make it as if it never existed with a mere whim, right? He doesn't need to even follow his own rules. Meta issue or not, he can delete it if he doesn't like it, just like those /pol/ threads

it was nice knowing you and your thread, soy.jpg guy,
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>>3510
who

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Seeing as people whining got us a /pol/ board what boards do you think should be added?
/ntma/ - niggers tongue my anus
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/bmn/ - dead board filler
/fit/ - bat mitzvah BO samefagging over and over
/hikki/ - Fagatha samefagging
/a/ - created by sturg after one /tv/ fag had a kneejerk reaction to the one vtuber thread on /animu/
/vhs/ - the /a/ BO's other place to shill his streams when he isn't also shilling on /v/ because nobody but himself uses his dead board


How are these ideas? I hope sturgeon listens and creates one of these soon.
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>>3468
Perhaps he should make /geimu/ which would boast the perks of all those boards combined.
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>>3469
Agreed, /geimu/ just seems to do everything right.

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WE NEED A /pol/ RIGHT NOW!!!!
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH
RIGHT NOW I SAY
RIGHT NOW
THIS INSTANT!!!!
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>>3386
Not to /geimu/, Eden I can assure you that much.
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>>3386
sparts
sparts
i lik criket
>>3388
>>3387
Trading one tyrant for another, a typical half-breed action.

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