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Pitch your idea for a movie in this thread, no matter how outlandish/insane/stupid it may be. This is a judgement free zone :^)
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It's like uhhhh... about the most unhinged autistic schtizod group of people ever. Like, uh........about a bunch of weirdos around the world who all stare at screens & snicker at the things they see on them.
I call it 8CHAN!!
Which actor would best fit the role of CWC in a movie dramatization of his life?
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>>2346
Fat Jared Leto :^)
On a more serious note, maybe Johan Hill pre-diet. I can't think of any other fat actors.
An adaptation of the Lotus Sutra in Pali and Japanese.
Intense visuals at the beginning, as the Buddha is shown preaching to a crowd of monastics and laymen at Eagle's Peak. The fantasy races and "kings from other worlds" elements are adapted with an ufological angle, implying that even people from other planets have come to hear the Buddha's message.
Some sci-fi implications when he projects a ray of light from his forehead to show that there are monastics all across the universe preaching his message. Retarded Hinayanas are shown upset and leaving when he says what he taught until now has been provisional.
Then the tone slows down as the Buddha begins reciting the Skillful Means, Burning House, Poor Son, Medicinal Herbs, Bestowal Of Prophecy, Illusory City, Five Hundred Cities parables. They are adapted in different cultures and time periods to convey the parable's specific themes.
The Buddha disappears as a narrator and is replaced by Nichiren Daishonin.
In-between the parables, the viewers are shown Nichiren's biography up until his attempted execution. Unlike the parables, the biographical scenes lack a direct message and instead focus on conveying the aesthetics and atmosphere of a Shinto-Buddhist Medieval Japan. Nature, buildings, period-appropriate crowds take precedence over a vague and implicit narrative. The condemnations against Nichiren are whispered, implied with double meaning statements, characters are shown staring at him with hatred. It's not spelled out, but the viewer picks up on a build-up of hostility at his preaching.
This builds up to a climax at the execution scene, which is stopped by a bright light orb.

The focus returns to The Buddha prophesying enlightenment for everyone in the congregation.
The Treasure Tower (ufologic implications) raises from the ground and brings the followers into space. Prabhutaratna exits the Stupa's "pilot cabin" and verifies that everything the Buddha has said is true.
After this, the movie gets lost in adapting the Treasure Tower part of the Lotus Sutra. The new teachings are spelled out directly and accentuated by intense psychedelic special effects and aesthetics bleeding into each other. Buddhas keep appearing, everyone keeps achieving Buddhahood, characters from the previous chapters appear playing entirely different roles, everything changes and ascends into higher states of enlightenment. There's a feeling of escalation, as confusing but intense scenes are arranged in a seemingly disjointed order (that can be ordered on further viewings).

The crescendo stops abruptly and is followed by a grounded adaption of Chapter 20 in a grimy vaguely-edgy-medieval setting. Some downie retard keeps telling people going to a non-descript prayer building that they will become Buddhas. At first they thank him in a "aww, look at this tard" way, then they try explaining that it's not that easy, then they tell him to fuck off and start throwing rocks. Eventually he is chased to a cliff and fucking dies. It's not spelled out, but implied heavily that he achieves enlightenment as The Buddha after this life.
Then we see Chapter 23's adaptation of a Bodhisattva setting himself on fire for 12 years as a sacrifice to a buddha illuminating many "world systems" (galaxies) for 12 (light?) years.
Footage is shown of different monastics lighting themselves, or parts of their body, on fire as the daimoku is chanted with increased intensity. The gruesome imagery is stopped abruptly with a fade to black and credit roll. The daimoku chanting doesn't stop even after this transition.

Maybe include adaptations of minor/obscure sutras for shock effect. There's one where Vajrapani appears in front of the Hindu Pantheon and kills Shiva, then forces the other gods to adopt Buddhism. Maybe start with this. I think the shock value of a revered Hindu Deity being violently killed by a violent Buddhist Deity would cause enough controversy to sell tickets. And the director could always cover his ass by saying he's just being faithful to the scriptures.
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>>2974
An important detail but the downie retard has to be played by the Nichiren actor in retardface (a homage to Nichiren believing himself to be a reincarnation of Never-Disparaging).
>>2346
Christian Bale or Joaquin Phoenix
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The story behind the production of Pulgasari. It could make a great drama. Koreans are great at drama.
Act 1: Introduce Shin Sang-ok, show him in his successful film director career, his fame, and a largely estranged relationship with ex-wife and actress in his films, Choi Eun-hee. Act 1 builds to him investigating her disappearance. 
Act 2: his kidnap by North Koreans and captivity, meeting Kim Jong Il who ordered his kidnapping, and being forced to make films like Pulgasari, and rekindling the relationship with his ex-wife in captivity. 
Act 3: the screening at a festival in Vienna and them escaping together in a taxi, complete with a car chase scene. They are back together and bonded by shared trauma of captivity.
Tile of text about them seeking asylum in US.
End credits shows actor vs real life and clips from the actual Pulgasari movie. Just name this "Pulgasari" as well, maybe. 
I invite others to chime in with how to best structure she execute this.
Searching for this, a documentary about it, "The Lovers and the Despot" premiered at Sundance Film Festival in 2016. This would be the dramatization though.
>a biographical movie about D'Annunzio 
>a movie series adapting the Sea of Fertility at a rate of one movie per book
>the Evil Dead at Five Nights at Freddy's, where the animatronics are reinterpreted as deadites
>a movie series of epic movies adapting all of Celine's works, following his self-insert protagonist Bardamu as their protagonist
>an adaptation of Mein Jugenfreund as My Friend Dahmer but for Hitler
>Battlefield Earth but for the Nation of Islam
>Battlefield Earth but for Heaven's Gate
>a scifi trilogy adapting Mein Kampf, Zweites Buch, and Hitler's last will and testament
>Into the Spiderverse but for Sonic
The plot revolves around the Sonic Underground losing to Robotnik. It doubles as a series finale for Sonic Underground and other canceled Sonic cartoons.
>a movie series adapting the Solar Cycle as an animation, but everything looks like what Severian is describing
>a Bond film where the Bonds have to struggle against each other as the British government is full of infighting
>Superhero Movie 2
>Code Lyoko Sequel/Finale Movie
>Freakazoid Takes Hollywood
A sequel/finale movie to the original series where Freakazoid explains that immediately after the series finale, he got his movie deal, but other events in the DCAU caused it to be delayed, as shown by a clipshow of him edited into various DCAU scenes. Against the backdrop of his movie being released in-universe and Dexter graduating, Freakazoid has to save the nation.
>Austin Powers 4
Initially presented as a Bond-style reboot, things go off the rails as it turns out the villain is Austin, who, after accidentally absorbing Dr. Evil's mojo, has been a far more successful Doctor Evil, defeating the new Austin's predecessors.
>a movie series based on The Camp of the Saints, The Turner Diaries, and Submission, but it's about Atomwaffen
>a thriller about the Man From Taured, DB Cooper, the Zodiac Killer, and This Man all being the same person
>X-Files prequel movie about the Smoking Man
>X-Files movie about modern conspiracies, could be parody
>Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Blade Runner or any combination of these other than Alien vs Predator
>The Thing Lives On Mars with Alien Killer Klowns This Independence Day
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood but for alien invasion movies, even if half of them are already parodies.
People kill all Indians and Chinese, and the world is a better place.
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>>3353
You mean kikes and niggers, retarded MAGA boomer?
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Welcome to the NHK but set in North Dakota.
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>>3356
>Welcome to NortH daKota
It's in the title already, they were asking for it
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>>3357
It will combine all three versions and some of my own ideas, and I'm debating if Satou should be a virgin or not. Kashiwa could be a hapa or half native too.
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