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I understand many Anons around here have shit family members, annoying neighbors, and other prevailing maladies of the like that makes one's living beyond unbearable, vent about it and share experiences, at any rate excuse my selfishness since the only reason im making this thread is so i can vent about it, and this subject is specific enough that it could warrant its own thread

ill get the ball rolling
>My room is located in what used to be a Garage
>Its Split in two by a drywall because reasons (most likely my "Mother"'s retardation)
>The retards who placed the drywall wall didn't build it all the way up, this means there's nothing between the beams, making the Drywall redundant because noise travels through the holes between the beams
>For almost a year im left alone there, have to deal with the arbitrary intrusion of my "mother" from time to time, but it is mostly silent and cozy, more than i could ask for
>My "mother" gets the great idea of turning half of my room in a office
>She has plenty of space elsewhere, my step-dad is loaded and has plenty of properties and spots, but she chooses to place it in my room anyways
>Have to move all my shit into the other half
>I barely have space to move
>I have to literally move the chair in order to open the wardrobe and similar other logistical disasters
>The office was meant to be a place for me to work, long story short i was supposed to work with a business associate of my step-dad, wich ended up being a load of bullshit and a underhanded deal to have a company subsidiary under my name while he manages it and i work for him at a warehouse
>Their bullshit collapses because Corona-chan (Thanks for saving me from wageslavery Corona-chan!) but now the office is converted on a Literal warehouse
>The other half of my room is now filled to the brim with boxes, day in day out niggers will go to deliver or drop boxes, >Remember how i said the beams have holes inbetween them? exactly, everything they do sounds as if they are in the same room even if they are not, i can't count how many trains of thought, reading sessions, or just straight up being unable to sleep because of loud insensitive retards with no care for silence and no situational awareness
>Now the warehouse is no longer a thing, because my "mother" hired my "brother", 
>Now he lives in the other half
>The momentary interruptions by niggers have now become a 24/7 cacophony of my "brother" screaming at his stupid Assfaggot games while on dicksword calls
>Every second im not wearing my foam earplugs or my headphones all i hear is *click*click*click* from his mouse while he's destroying whatever was left of his neurons by playing Assfaggots all day
>My room is permeated by the constant smell of cigarettes because the shitstain is a chainsmoker, and doesn't even have the decency to open a window, or smoke outside
>The only respite i get is when he is wageslaving since im finally alone, and sometimes if im lucky he'll go to parties in the weekend and stay out giving me the weekend for myself
>No money to move out
>Not enough balls to Kill myself or go Hobo
>My only shot at "freedom" is joining the military since job situation here is Hell on Earth
>Working via caliesthenics but my body is shaping up at a very slow pace, doesn't seem as if i will be able to pass the physicals in at least 6-7 months
>No Future, no Present

at least i have my Waifu tho, so i'll be Ok
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>>1559 (OP) 
cough You can only use that writing style in the esoteric and waifu threads cough
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im trying to use non tell-tale grammar, looks like im failing miserably at that, then again talking about waifus and putting "mother" on quotations is also a blatant giveaway i guess, anyways im just trying to comply with the rules you nigger
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Ignore him, you're not being a retarded sperg derailing a thread so nobody cares.
Anyway, on topic
>dad dies a year ago
>I'm the only one of his children left at home with mom
>have to clean up all the shit he packratted for years
>have to help repair shit around the house I have no idea how to handle
>have to act like a mediator between my mom and one of my brothers
>said brother is histrionic as fuck and gets uppity if I interact with the other brother at all without inviting him along
>soon the house will be sold so we'll have to move out
>all the while mom is telling me she doesn't want to be a burden and hold any of us back
>while passive aggressively taking jabs at me if I don't spend all of my days off helping her sort shit out
>job is kinda bullshit and I'm tired as fuck at the end of the day
>just want to shut down and leave forever
>don't know how
All I know is I'm not going to live with mom anymore when we're out of the house. I don't fucking hate her, but I can see why dad hated his life for the last few years before he died, having to deal with this shit is absolutely soul crushing. I just want to be entirely alone somewhere forever after this. Already didn't like interacting with people before, now I can't even look at my own family without getting knots in my stomach.
>Parents constantly rearrange who each room belongs to
>because of this the family computer is in the corridor where everyone goes through
>on rent cause parents are stupid immigrants and they want to buy a house that costs 6 digits here (something they will never be able to afford)
>dad doesn't even work
I have no privacy not even in my own room, these psychopathic apes don't understand the concept of personal space. I am a severly autistic neet that will inherit less than $2000 if they die. I would rather kill myself than work i can't stand people. They have taught me not to feel guilty over being a leech because they are welfare scum and now they wonder why i have become a burden. My only hope is crypto
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If you're in America you shouldn't feel guilty about leeching at all, fuck this country and anyone retarded enough to think "contributing to this society" is a good thing. I wish I didn't have to wageslave, but outside of deliberately getting fired when I can afford to not work and subsist off of unemployment for a few months all attempts to live the NEET life have ended in failure so far.
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>>1559 (OP) 
Are you allowed to buy things online completely anonymous robot? If so try to get some soundproofing foam to fill up those gaps of yours. The hard part will be getting it to be hele securely in place, but its foam, just cut it so its a very tight fit between the beams.it might help with soundproofing and blocking out the smoke, but if your wall is just drywall then you're still gonna hear goyim gaming in the background unless you cover all your walls.
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Most "soundproof" foam isn't actually useful for sound dampening at all. Pic related, it's only useful for echoes. Sound itself will still penetrate it like it's not even there. You'd need to cover your walls in something thick like towels or a carpet to get any sound dampening.
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Interesting. I thought there was a kind that does work, they looked like spikes. Something like in the worlds quietest room but less extreme. Whatever, theres always good old puffy house insulation. Pink panther is the one i know of, probably because of the cartoon
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Old matresses work well too if you don't mind the space they take up.
The spikes prevent the echoes, but those rooms are silent because they have massive thick walls and a huge heavy door. Industry standard for "sound proofing" rooms in homes is to just add more layers of dry wall and I believe there's some special paste you use between the layers of dry wall that helps a bit.

The spiky foam might help a tiny bit since it eliminates echoes, but the sound penetration is identical.
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Back when I was still in school I used to be part of band class and they had these panels up on the walls that seemed to prevent sound from leaking out of the room, you could only tell if people were playing if you were standing right outside the door. They had wooden frames and the middle was full of this rigid "stringy" stuff that was kinda like wood in texture but I'm pretty sure it was something else. I'm trying to remember what that shit was called, it looked kinda like pic related but the center was that stringy shit I was talking about, it wasn't smooth.
>annoying neighbors...makes one's living beyond unbearable
I wouldn't go as far as to say that, but I have no particular love for my neighbours. One is some Indian woman who will just start yelling in fast talking ethnic jibber jabber once or twice a day, probably at her husband. The first time I heard it, I thought it was a meth head on the street. Another is an old man who could have walked out of a 'fat old bastard' doujinshi. He seems to have a short temper so I avoid him. I'm no great neighbour myself, living alone and playing anime music loudly and talking to myself a lot.
I don't care about the morality of welfare, im just mad they are useless retards that can't make money
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>>The retards who placed the drywall wall didn't build it all the way up, this means there's nothing between the beams, making the Drywall redundant because noise travels through the holes between the beams
>>The other half of my room is now filled to the brim with boxes, day in day out niggers will go to deliver or drop boxes
Wait, are you living in a converted warehouse or did they try operating out of a residential area? 
Anyway, it sounds like your parents just hired to cheapest day workers they could find to erect it. Any decent contractor would have see and brought up the issue. You maybe can solve the issue with a good ceiling (Maybe drop ceiling with thick tiles?). I am whiling to bet they didn't insulate it as well, which would be a problem even with a ceiling. 
Did they even get proper permitting for the garage conversion? 
Maybe you can convince your "mother" and (((step-father))) to let you patch the walls properly with a decent contractor to guide you.
Have you tried calling a recruiter and asking if they have a pre-training programs? The national guard in my area does that, so maybe that could help you shape up to escape. 


Anyway, I didn't really notice how bad my living conditions were until I boarded in Uni and noticed I was no longer considering suicide 24/7.
>Constant noise from step-family 
>Mostly just watching loud tv and talking loudly though
Problem is you don't get a stack from leeching and you (((rely on the state)))

In the correct order: get a wageslave stack, get a nice setup(not fucking rent lol) and then start )))leeching(((.
>live with my single mother and her parents
>grandparents are extremely toxic and constantly pick fights or do retarded stunts begging for attention
>they're constantly bored and don't have a single hobby, not even basic stuff like crosswords or newspapers, their only source of entertainment is annoying other people
>they're paranoid and maintain a high security prison regime, can't even take a shit without them standing at the door and listening for every splash made by shit, and talking about it like it's the event of the day
>apartment is moldy and sucks life out of everyone
>grandparents are very filthy and contribute to the mess
>when they drop food on the kitchen floor they just kick it under the furniture for bugs to eat
>they refuse to shower or even wash their hands
>everything they touch is covered in greasy stains
>they frequently pick their mouths, noses and assholes, then rush to the kitchen, open the fridge and just randomly touch the foodstuffs
>recently grandparents infected me and mom with giardiasis and pinworms
>they're proud as fuck about having parasites and brag about it like children would about their pokemon collections
>every morning mom gets into a heated argument with them, about basic hygiene and spreading parasite eggs everywhere
>too sick and weak from mold poisoning and parasites to even consider going hobo
>no health insurance and no neetbux in my country
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wew, I wonder if they got some kind of behavior altering infection at some point that causes them to revel in spreading filth, sort of like how toxoplasmosis makes people hoard cats.
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How frowned-upon is elder abuse where you are? They shouldn't be too hard to beat up. 
Don't go too hard though, just give them a kick to the back of the knee (making them kneel) everytime you see them doing disgusting shit, maybe a middle-school-style slap to the back of the neck too.
I have no qualms about physically punishing family-members when they act like niggers, but i understand most people never had to put their own mother on a headlock because she was going mad and threatening to stab my cat because he SCRATCHED HER FUCKING DOOR, so maybe i'm just too desensitized to care. I've also been beaten and mentally abused by my retarded mother during my entire childhood, so it's only fair i fight back now that i have the agency to.

Sorry if this is a little incoherent, i'm a bit inebriated and increasingly angry.
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i agree with you, the problem is that everyone's "family" is different and comes with a different set of family politics, if i owned my house then i would shure as shit slap my "mother" across the face and kick her, but since that is not the case, there's nothing i can do, and if i kick her ass or try to argue with her the rest of the family will turn on me, talking issues with a roastie is never the answer since she will manipulate you and lie to you untill you stop pestering her then never do anything to solve the problem or deny there was a problem in the first place

well i assume its impossible to either convince your mother to kick them out/do something beyond telling them instructions that they are going to ignore, first of all eat as much garlic as you can to treat both the pain of those infections and fuck over the pinworms (i can tell from experience that garlic is good for both of those things, i never got pinworms but i did have similar issues and it helped) if you have a job or any source of income, use it to get your own set of Personal stuff, get your own dish, fork, spoon and knife, get a box or something like that and hide it under your bed or somewhere, and keep your shit in there, if you are gonna shower, use YOUR towel that only YOU will use and clean it after using it, same with cutlery, clothes, etc... even if they keep shit everywhere, if you have your own clean stuff, none of that should affect you, needless to say i assume that those old farts will use your Towel if you lay it around without giving it a second thought, so keep a close eye on your stuff, and never EVER keep any of that on plain sight, if you lunch, you pick your dish, your fork, eat, then instantly clean it on the sink, then back to your trunk, if you can't buy it, steal it from the kitchen, wash it real good, and keep it for yourself, when you have lunch or dinner boil everything you are going to eat, it should kill any bacteria or anything that is there, i remember a good old friend of mine (and this one is someone i still respect, not one of my other "friends" whom i booted out) and i eating a worm infected bag of spaghetti and being AOK afterwards because they all died during the boiling process, same with fruit and anything, i assume you have hardcore privacy issues too so that's an extra layer, again, hide your personal shit in your room, keep them out at all times, go to a hardware store and buy a lock to place in your door if you have to, whatever it takes to keep your room a sealed place, if you can, buy one of those portable fridge thinguies, fill it with Ice and keep your own Foodstuff separate from the household in there

needless to say, a broken Body can heal itself, a broken Soul can't, so keep it together
im gonna be asking for SITREPs because holy fuck yours is not a "Shitty Life situation" but a De-Facto proof of Physical existance being a bad joke, and i really hope you manage to turn the tables enough, one thing is having retarded family members making Life hard and being stuck in a powerless, but survivable situation, another different is being slowly murdered in one's own house
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I wouldn't be surprised if that's a thing. Shitskins all have parasites and spread filth and disease everywhere they go. Peasant whites used to be like this too, took some coercion and violence to teach people the basics of hygiene.
My country's political stance could be called boomerism. Old fucks are pampered at everyone else's expense and privileged in every way. If I tried anything like this I'd probably wind up in a mental institution, and this is Eastern Europe, nothing changed since Stalin was around.
Grandparents own the place, my mother would be homeless if it wasn't for them because I'm a result of one of those dumb teenage pregnancies. I haven't thought about garlic, I should give it a try. Thanks for the advice. I should try herbal dewormers too. I remember a robot who got quite dramatic results with pumpkin seeds too.
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Poison them. Do they drink a lot? Like a lot a lot? I know you said you're eastern yuro but there are still many ways to kill an alcoholic without causing suspicion regardless of how prevalent your region's alcohol culture is. Just don't lose control and become a serial killer because you'll probably get caught that way.
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That'd just put him in jail or at the very least give him a guilty conscience. When i said "middle-school-style slap" i meant a very light slap to the back of the head or neck. The type that just makes you shrug a little bit once it hits.
Severely beating up his family-members would most likely turn everyone against him and make them do even more disgusting shit just to spite him. What i meant by physical punishment is essentially a physical form of saying "what in the fuck are you doing?"
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If they're old and doing this kind of shit they're probably obstinate enough to not stop for anything short of death. He really would be better off if they died.
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I was given some deworming tincture with wormwood and tansy. I'm trying to have some garlic bread at least every other day too. I think it's getting better because I was starting to develop a dairy intolerance and now I can drink milk again just fine.

My grandma had cancer recently and it hasn't taught her anything. Even during chemo she was chimping out like it was nothing. Their death is the only thing I'm wishing for. Yesterday they were making an appointment for corona vaccine, so fingers crossed. I hope they get the Pfizer batch that struck down Norwegian boomers.
How do you guys deal with pests? Like my life has mostly had just regular bugs you can plan around and don't really do any major damage or anything but lately its moved up to rodents and diseases and I've been getting paranoid about it all. 

I don't have insurance or money for an exterminator and I feel like I might lose my hearing.  No idea if this is because of the wild life or something else.
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Clean your house up, there's no way you're living in a remotely sanitary environment if you have rats and shit running around your house and you're genuinely afraid of catching a disease from your own living quarters.
>be in the democratic arabs republic of islamistan
>shitskins everywhere but thankfully no longer have to deal with them thanks to corona-chan
>holed up at home 24/7
>mosques doing their holy screaming 5 times a day as usual
>notice it's becoming louder and louder to the point of absurdity
>call the cops
>officer tells the imam to turn his 58856 loudspeakers down so people can fucking sleep
>imam justifies it saying he was asked to raise the volume by the residents since they can no longer pray at the mosque (corona regulations) and need to feel in the mosque at home
>says he'll oblige nonetheless
>turns the knob the other way around like the retarded mudslime he is
>primordial screaming in the middle of the night
>call the cops 2 more times to get the retarded fuck to turn his shit down
>now the screaming is barely a little quieter than it originally was
>wish the screaming was turned off entirely but can't ask no such thing lest I get charged with blasphemy
Remember that this will be your country's future if you humor mudslimes.
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Another one while I'm here
>notice an old retard feeding the stray cats every day on the block
>think he's a weirdo but shrug it off
>gradually dogs join the feeding ceremony until there are no more cats, just dogs
>not even domesticated dogs but wild "africanized" dogs from the rich desert of islamistan
>dogs increase in number and become aggressive as a pack
>residents get attacked every other day even during daytime
>leaving the house at night is a death sentence because that's when the mutts are the most active
>can't sleep at home either because of the constant barking and howling like nails on a chalkboard all night
>residents constantly ask the retard to stop feeding the dogs but he doesn't give a shit
>can't call pest control because there's no pest control in islamistan
>one resident sues the retard but the case gets shelved immediately to no one's surprise
>call the cops
>"there's nothing we can do sorry"
>can't shoot the mutts myself because only the army and jihadists have guns
>can't leave the house and can't sleep
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I'm not one for spreading blackpills but even if we don't humor them they still have control over the country's future at this point. It doesn't help that normals don't give a fuck and keep thinking that their suit and tie overjews know best and have no care for themselves even when the new rules would get in the way of the football, beer, and diseased fucking they need so badly to even breathe.
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>they still have control over the country's future at this point
That may be, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try standing against them... Never let them into your circles, teach your wife and kids to not trust them, make sure your family never buys into their bullshit or supports them in any way. That's the bare minimum. From there you can go on to educate those who will listen, and "celebrate" the muslims you see by shining a light on their true beliefs.
They will debate you, with a smile and calmness, claiming that islam is ackshually a religion of peace because so and so and there are only bad apples, don't fall into the trap of debating their "misinterpreted religion" and their "vague" holy scripture because you will get nowhere, and only get labeled as an islamophobe. Instead simply show the statistics and the stories that highlight how they, the muslims, are the real problem "tainting the peaceful religion". How most apples are bad only of their own volition.
Sure, there are good muslims, but those are a rarity who are almost never arabs, which is a very important point because they are the most likely to realize the truth about the cult. And once they leave it, all the bad apples get furious and show their true colors for everyone to see.

I hate when foreigners, especially westerners, just give up when they have so many tools to fight back with. You have no idea what you're taking for granted. People like me could only dream of having half the rights and freedoms you have, even if they are limited and gimped to high heaven. You're not yet going to prison for speaking up and that's the whole fucking point, once you lose that precious right it's game over. So get your shit together and do your part.
I hate how being noisy and wrecking the health of thousands of neighbors is somehow not considered a crime. A few years back the EU was petitioned to do something good for a change and pass legislation for permitted noise levels, especially in urban areas. Many scientists came forward and supplied research papers about effects of noise on health, and ultimately it went nowhere. Can't have the institutions interfering with normalfags' freedom to act like retarded baboons.
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The worst part of the Covid thing is that after a while normalniggers went back to their noisy ways. The first weeks of the pandemic was glorious, everything was so quiet, normalniggers were scared for a while. But now they are partying, being retards,etc. God I fucking wish I could be murdering them by the thousands.
Fuck off.
>can't shoot the mutts myself because only the army and jihadists have guns
Well, make your own gun.
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Nice, have you tried making one yet? I don't have much experience with the tools required
>brother has psychologically and physically abused me since as far back as I can remember
>psychological shit still happens to this day
>I'm a lot bigger than him now though
>found out a few years ago his punches don't hurt all that much anymore
>specifically found out when I was drunk and tried to kill him, his gf and myself by grabbing the steering wheel while he was driving down an interstate
I know the drinking part will rub some of you the wrong way, report and ban me if you want but I'm not apologizing since it was a habit I picked up before /r9k/ even existed and I've since dropped it anyway
>punched me several times as hard as he could in the face
>didn't knock me out only let go of the wheel because I realized I didn't actually want to die
>only kinda sore from it the morning after
>hasn't put hands on me ever since but still keeps up the mental shit
>politics has been added to the mix now ever since Trump got elected and for some reason he thinks I like Trump
>has been making passive aggressive jabs at me for other shit and then doing some fake laugh as if he's just joking
>laugh is kinda like how The Count from Sesame Street laughs
>recently many of my thoughts and daydreams have been specifically about brutalizing him and then killing his gf (now wife I guess) in front of him
>throughout all the years this has been happening he's driven away all of his friends and even our older brother with his fucking attitude
>basically used me as a mental crutch on top of it all
>still acts sanctimonious and high and mighty towards others
Wonder what would happen if I finally just beat his ass and took that crutch he's been leaning on so heavily away from him. I won't kill him and get myself thrown in jail, but I might see if I can provoke him into throwing one of his bitch punched my way again and then turn him inside out since this time I'll be sober and able to retaliate without getting myself killed in a car crash.
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>I know the drinking part will rub some of you the wrong way, report and ban me if you want but I'm not apologizing since it was a habit I picked up before /r9k/ even existed and I've since dropped it anyway
In what world is drinking alcohol supposed to infringe on some sort of /r9k/ cultural norm? We literally have a thread dedicated to talking about what you've been drinking.
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Learn how to completely cut people off. These are the times where you would do such a thing. And I do mean completely. As in never see him or talk to him again for the rest of your life. No matter how hard it is to get to that place please do so.

Both of you would benefit. You for not having to deal with a cunt and him for not having to deal with a dangerously violent person.
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Drinking and driving is irresponsible, self-jeopardizing behavior. Alcoholism and Narcotic use/abuse is extreme normalfaggot behavior. Almost as damning as having sex when it comes to what rules you out from being a robot. 
But since he's dropped it really isn't a problem so far as robotdom is concerned.

As for controlled drinking, I don't see an issue. As long as you don't do it in a self-jeopardizing (drinking in dangerous situations, or getting addicted) way. 
Though it is preferable to not drink at all as to not risk those things in the first place.
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This is how it should be done. I'm a different anon but my brother threatened me with violence 4 or 5 months ago and I haven't spoken to or interacted with him since and don't plan to for the rest of my life outside of the occasional necessity like managing inheritances. It's not even out of hatred for him, I don't hate him at all really. It's devoid of feeling or emotion, it's just proven after years that we can not interact with each other in a productive way so I decided we will stop interacting with each other all together. And we still even live under the same roof and this remains amicable.

I stand to lose nothing from not interacting with people. Once you properly shed any desire to have social interaction every verbal exchange becomes a net loss for you and the other people only stand to gain from getting you to help them with things. Every conversation must be seen as transactional and you must value your time and energy as you would anything, more than anything else rather.
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>Drinking and driving is irresponsible, self-jeopardizing behavior. Alcoholism and Narcotic use/abuse is extreme normalfaggot behavior. Almost as damning as having sex when it comes to what rules you out from being a robot. 
I'm as straight edge as can be but doing drugs in and of itself doesn't seem to qualify as something that anyone should be banned over, which is the sentiment I take issue with. Doing drugs makes you a faggot, and it is absolutely in normalnigger territory, but it's basically in the same territory as porn. Porn is for normalniggers, but I'm under no illusion that robots don't consume it.
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Why I said "almost as damning". I don't think it should be bannable but I think I'm justified in thinking less of a a druggie anon.
Christ I really want to do this before it gets to the point that I rearrange his face, because even though he's easily the biggest piece of shit I have ever known I don't like hurting people, but it's like he's trying to prevent any nonviolent option outside of one of us leaving the general region. It's a truly sick relationship.
Back when we were first on the cafe I remember someone throwing a huge shitfit over a drinking/smoking thread that I got banned in. I didn't know if that particular faggot was still around, but it's good to know I don't have to clench my ass every time I bring up past instances of alcoholism. It's nice to reflect and vent about such things sometimes, though I'm not going to pretend my intake is anything to be impressed by. Even if I was the drunkest man on the planet at some point I'd still just be a stumbling puking dumbass which is nothing to brag about.

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