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Welcome to zzzchan/k/! I will be using this sticky to outline my plans for this board and list the rules.

My intentions for /k/ overall:
It's not a secret that I've been interested in having /k/ on zzzchan since it's inception. However I had zero interest in any attempt to split the board. I am only creating the board here now due to the total implosion over on cafe and the apparent lack of a BO to take the CIA nigger's place. It is also my understanding that cafe's admin has a backup and will be looking at restoring it in the near future. Regarding this, I still have no desire to split /k/. If someone agreeable steps up to be BO over on cafe after the restoration of the catalog and anons want to stay there, I will defer to cafe and decommission this board. 

How is moderation going to be handled?
Given the shitshow that was the /tech/ launch, I will serve as BO for the time being. I have had one applicant for the board, 50cal, and I will have him serve as a moderator for a time before deciding to give him the board fully. 50cal Bailed And was likely the glownigger An important point about zzzchan and moderation's access to raw IPs: Only I can see raw IPs. All other moderators including globals can only see hashed IPs.

The Rules:
1. Global rules apply
2. Literature requests should go in the proper thread
3. Threads with basic questions not conductive to discussion should go
in the QTDDTOT
4. No avatarfagging/shilling
5. No fedposting
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>>61
Pretty sure the board owner of anoncafe (and probably the admin team in general) are glowniggers, which is why most people post here
>>73
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>>87
>noooo i can't live without muh precious cuckime
Why are you even here then? The only thing even you're even allowed to post freely on cuckchannel /k/ anymore is /ak/ threads because of /a/ tranny mods and jannies who care about nothing else and delete shit arbitrarily.
>>56 (OP) 
Rule 8 will only work so long as we DO NOT TALK ABOUT ZZZCHAN on other sites.
I'm not kidding, it's already a ticking clock w/r/t the glowies and nproids showing up - don't speed up the eschaton.
Board owner deleted the makeshift weapons thread, or global mods. Either way this place is kiked.
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>>193 is the meta thread. But for clarity sake, the files were moved to infographic thread
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Assad lives!
Alas, he is still is Moskau, and all is not well in Syria.

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>Kikes just destroyed two innocent non operational F14 Tomcats
NUKE ISRAEL NOW!!!
>>9223
Oh fuck is Israel going to fire a nuke?
Well whaddayaknow, Trump has started a war with Iran.
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>>9235
You mean by directly attacking them, is so, proof?
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He's demanding unconditional surrender of Iran. That's pretty much a declaration of war.

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https://ecf.ksd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2023cr10047-35

It's going to appeals court and doesn't apply to anyone but defendant, but this is a major first step and it's worth following US v. Morgan.

Judge John Broomes (a Trump appointee) stuck down the law because it fails under Bruen and because he found the definition of "machine gun" never actually says it only covers firearms and is thus overbroad.
>The court notes that this definition is extremely broad. It does not, for instance, include a projectile in the definition like the definitions for a “rifle” or “shotgun” do under 18 U.S.C. § 921 or § 5845. Nor does it require that a projectile or “shot” be expelled through the energy of an explosive or other propellant, as contemplated under the definitions of “rifle,” “shotgun,” “any other weapon” and “destructive” device” in § 5854(c) through (f), or the definitions of a “firearm,” “shotgun,” or “rifle” in § 921(a). Thus, this definition seems to encompass everything from an aircraft-mounted automatic cannon to a small hand-held taser or stun gun that can easily be placed inside a handbag and which shoots multi-shot bursts of electrical particles with a single pull of the trigger, or a fully automatic BB gun that shoots multiple rounds of metal projectiles using compressed air. The court is 
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>>3972
Oh God I never realized it wobbles so much and that it has such low velocity.
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>>3991
It's a simple weapon for peasants and suppression fire...
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>>4007
I feel like throwing darts and javelins would be just as effective while being cheaper.
Was wondering if there was any news on this since. Going to appeals. No schedule yet, but not expected till at least September. 
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Reminder faggot zogbots fear things like full auto because it's a force multiplier which means "cletus" can take out entire rooms of various home invaders and overwhelms body armor easily while increasing the likelyhood of headshots.

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The /k/ube will be back on display in Edmonton, Canada, this September, on the 7th, 8th, 12th, 13th and 14th.

Post your old /k/ube memories, icons, propagandas, and pictures. Keep the flame alive just a little while longer. This will likely be the last time the /k/ube is displayed
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>>3916 (OP) 
I get the feeling that it's meant to be a statement against weaponry but it really just makes weapons look cool. I expect that they'll destroy it after they stop touring it around in order to make a stronger "statement." In reality, it just goes to show that liberals destroy anything of true value.
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>>3916 (OP) 
Finally, I'll be able to attend Me/k/a.

>>3944
>Liberal's will destroy art when they realize the inside joke it's become on 'certain' Internet forums.
It's all so tiresome, I hope your wrong and they remain ignorant or decide to just not care... However we're talking about Canada and Leaf lads ain't allowed to have nice things anymore.
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>>3944
How much does it cost?
>>4144
nice clownpi

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Hey can you faggots settle on a /k/ already that isn't dead and fragmented? It's not like even fedkun will be as big of a honeypot as cuckchannel is.
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>New thread?
>Nope, some fag necrobumped it.
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>>3048
>necrobump
Spotted the newfag
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>>178 (OP) 
How doesn't that kid realize how fucked up he is?
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>>3648
What he is lacking makes it impossible for him to comprehend what he is lacking, or even that he is lacking something. He is probably autistic. Many such cases.

You can post videos in this thread.
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>>8327
>They even got him to kill his parents.
That makes it so they can't sue or go around as spokesmen against fed entrapment, the prey takes out its own defenders.
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Like this?
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What is /k/'s preferred caliber for general use? If I had to have one rifle cartridge it would probably be 7.62x39 or .308 depending on the day. Pistols are tougher for me, but I think .40 takes the cake over 9mm for the extra stopping power. What about you lads? Any opinions on grains? I actually forgot shotshells until now, but I favor 16 gauge most of the time.
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>>244 (OP) 
>7.62x39
ДА!
This is my main caliber.
Not because it is good in itself, but because there is VPO-136 on the Russian arms market. This is the best that can be bought in Russia for reasonable money:
1) Original AKM, Soviet production. Personally, mine, made in Tula, 1976.
2) The automatic trigger axis is riveted, the automatic trigger lug on the bolt carrier is cut off. The trigger mechanism has been replaced with a dual-axis, semi-automatic one. For reference: the bolt carrier and trigger mechanism from an AK can be bought completely legally for ~ $ 100. And this was my third purchase, after 1000 rounds and a dozen different magazines.
3) The butt screw is welded. It is illegal to unscrew it, but who knows what is under the welded cap? Without an examination, which I will get if I am detained with my beloved Zhukov, this cannot be found out.
4) The rifling pitch allows shooting long and heavy subsonic bullets. The thread on the barrel is completely free for any muzzle devices. And naturally, I bought myself a can a long time ago.
5) Full compatibility with army magazines. Large, reliable and cheap. Steel at the price of dirt, bakelite at a higher price, aluminum for those who care about weight, drums for machine gunners. 30/40/75 - for every taste!
6) If I get a GP-25 somewhere, I know where I'll put it. All the mounts are preserved. And the bayonet-knife is simply included.
There are also bad things.
AKMs did not have a standard side mount for sights. And this was a big problem for me. You could have used something new-fangled tactical, like a receiver cover, a rear sight, a gas tube with a weaver. But all this crap is only good for collimators! It provides sufficient strength and stability of the aiming point for installing 1-4 optics or any night sight. In addition, I already had a 1pn93-2 night sight, which is compatible only with a side dovetail.
I will not describe my adventures for long, I will only say that my AKML side rail made it on the LAST plane from Poland, and for its high-quality installation, I had to go to Moscow for the first time in my life.
The second negative from it is its high weight. Sometimes I think, maybe I should have taken 5.45 for everything and 9x19 for subsonic cartridges back then, seven years ago? It would have been worth it if weapons for it, with a third axis in the receiver, were on sale in Russia then. But there were none - there were only Saigas. Besides, back then, the 60-round 5.45 quad-row magazines were nothing more than pictures on the internet. And even now, when I can buy them, they are not known for their reliability...
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>>569
90+% of war deaths are caused by shrapnel. Shrapnel is what helmets were invented to protect against.
Also, in order for a helmet to be on a soldier's head at the right moment, and not under his ass, it has to be lightweight. A soldier at war 24/7/365...
22 lr, 12 guage, and 300 win mag. Almost all your needs are covered with these calibers

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>Zelenskyy accepts Trump's $500 billion mineral deal after initially turning it down
>Zelenskyy to meet with Trump in the White House on Friday, February 28
>Ukrainan squadrons posting TikToks of them deserting and threatening Zelenskyy
>North Korean soldiers confirmed to have been sent to the front lines, writes Pentagon and CIA in a joint memo
>Putin backs Trump proposal to halve US-Russia military spending, inside sources confirm both nations will need to dispose of a small amount of their nuclear stockpile in order to meet that goal
>Putin open to detonating spare nuclear missiles in remote Siberian testing areas, Trump suggests burying the nuclear stockpile in a landfill
>EU-US relations strained over Trump rhetoric, with British PM Starmer (no longer a part of the EU) showing "major discomfort at [Trump's] imperialist ambitions"
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>slave guarding the border
>a huge ass cats gets too close
>climb a tree and yell cheeki breeki so it goes away
>can't shot it because it is illegal
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In other they say a hotel Dnipropetrovsk got destroyed because it was full of mercs.
>>8167
>Danish women
>"I think it's fine if it's mandatory, as long as there is a choice of whether to do it or not"
That's not what mandatory means pumpkin.
>"It can be a good break to do military service"
Typical women and their self fulfillment "journeys"

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This is my first time making a thread like this so please bare with me:
A general thread dedicated to The discussion of plant cultivation for whatever purpose, in my case for food, and yes I am the Melon guy and seeing as I'm starting this thread I'll give you guys a little update. Nig is basically dead, he fell over 2 days after I took away the supports, the cutting of Ger is doing relatively well, but I didn't want to make you guys all gloomy I have a seed germinating. (see pics related) Out of all my Previous attempts this one came out the best, you guys made it better.

Links for your own planting endeavors:
http://buildipedia.com/at-home/landscaping/planting-101-understanding-the-basics-of-growing-a-garden
https://content.ces.ncsu.edu/plant-propagation-by-stem-cuttings-instructions-for-the-home-gardener
https://www.garden-network.co.uk/listing/how-to-make-a-home-made-propagato
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Tips for setting up a beehive?
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>>7794
How far along are you in the process? What materials do you already have?
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>>131 (OP) 
I used to get into the agriculture meme, but its unviable because of nutrient demands.  Sure you can grow some potatoes, just incase you cant find an animal or need some emergency food, but the reality is you will need to learn to hunt, clean, and cut animals. fish as well.
Only animals that are unhealthy require cooking. Drink the blood, it coagulates very quickly like jello and will hydrate you better than a stream of water and give you all the nutrients your body needs.
Red meat or fish or shell fish provides every nutrient in the best possible forms.

There is a video about these kids that were stranded on an island and survived. They survived by using shellfish or bugs to lure seagulls, then grabbing them and cutting the necks of the gulls to drink the blood. Kept them satiated.
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>>7871
>its unviable because of nutrient demands
If it is for only you or a very small group of people, you have the machinery and the knowledge/means to grow multiple things then you can do it but with all of that i mean growing oats and barley, processing them, soaking them in water, filtering them and then drinking the water to have a milk substitute... which all can be fixed by drinking real milk which also has fats.
Chinamen deep in the woods have proven, somewhat, that a rich vegetable based diet can be done, mostly due to tofu, but then again look at what happened to the poor fellows, they are tiny, male/female look-alike and intolerant to lactose.
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>>7884
They also eat big juicy grubs and live in a semi-tropical climate with alot of land per person. Grains require a shitload of land to even maintain the diet of one person. you are unironically 100x better off eating squirrels and carp. Storage food like picture related is a good way to give yourself a head-start until you can figure out how to reliably hunt and catch, prepare and preserve animal foods.

I also have some guides relevent to north america about emergency foods you can possibly find in the woods.

GPT AI EDITION
>Chechen Confrontation: Ukraine decided to poke the bear by attacking Chechen forces, prompting Chechen leader Kadyrov to threaten revenge with promises of vengeance “they’ve never even dreamed of.” Sounds like a classic case of “hold my vodka.”
>Shovel Combat: Apparently, the Russians are still clinging to their love for shovels, as a user sarcastically noted that shovel combat must've been a thing for ages. In other news, shovels are now a hot commodity in this high-tech war.
>North Korean Troops: North Korean troops are reportedly active in Kursk, making them the second-best army in Russia. They’ve gone from starving at home to potentially starving on the frontline. Talk about an upgrade!
>Oreshnik Missile Strike: Russia claimed to have successfully tested its new Oreshnik missile, striking a critical facility in Dnipro. This missile reportedly does kinetic damage without the nuclear fallout—because why not add a little flair to the apocalypse?
>US Presidential Election: As the US gears up for the Trump administration, speculations abound about potential shifts in support for Ukraine. Trump’s win could pivot the war from being a “let’s support Ukraine” to “wait, what’s this about a peace deal with Russia?”—a potential plot twist that no one saw coming. um yes we did, robo
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>>7431
I am not condoning nor saying ukrainian troops should march straight into their politicians' local headquarters or directly into Kiev, but perhaps if they hypothetically want to do something of real change truly now is the moment, so to speak haha
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>>7432
That. And/or nationwide mass desertions. Not just the frontline desertions. Either way is still better than their current course, despite all three paths leading to certain death.
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>>7432
It would be hilarious if the hohols killed zelensky.
>>7423
>the deal doesn't contain any actual security guarantee
>it's just getting signed in the hopes that it "will lead to future deals"
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Sumy Oblast just  before entering Kursk

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