Because things at cafe/k/ were getting too autistic and schizophrenic. Current Happenings: >Soledar has fallen >Western countries panicking and sending mass amounts of money/armor to Ukraine >Most of this equipment is useless in the Donbass but could be used to strike towards Melitopol >Allegedly surrendered Ukrainian conscripts have a lot of frostbite and/or tuberculosis >Norway, Canada, and the Baltics rushing to supply Ukraine with winter gear >Russians attempting to encircle the Northern Bakhmut route >Spreading out to Pidhorodne and Klishchiivka >Ukraine will either have to counterattack soon (now, at great losses) or abandon Bakhmut soon >Ukrainians continue to hold the train stations on the outskirts of Soledar- Western maps claim this means Russia owns none of Soledar >tl;dr- Bakhmut/Soledar aren't important towns, but Ukraine has turned the two towns in the bottom of a valley in perfect range of artillery into important towns with their turning them into a meatgrinder >Russia restructured their military >Official line is that Gerasimov was above Surovikin in rank and thus was always in charge of the war
>>1645 I don't think that is going to work all that well.
>>1651 WE ARE 4CHIN/K NOW SISTERS
>>1645 >pretending to pregnant Just fucking get pregnant. You don't even have to raise the kid if you don't want to. Just put them up for adoption. 9 months of a big belly is way better than having your skull cavity excavated just so Zelensky can get rich and LARP as an actual leader.
>>1654 They can't because all the men were sent to the frontlines :^)
Turns out the CIA nigger on cafe couldn't take the heat. Figures since he's a dumb CIA nigger. I'll be making a proper sticky soon outlining the plan going forward. In the meantime feel free to treat this the same as pre alphabet cafe/k/ and please keep the current drama contained here.
>>843 fr i find better shit on discord
>>891 >pedocord Sorry but you deserve to be shamed.
>>817 I am not happy about the bird nuking the board before I could archive the Fantasy weapon, asian and african sickles, and the /x/ threads.
>>893 Unless you're completely new and unaware of who he is you should've known better than to put that off. The dude's a notorious piece of shit, the fact he gave you any kind of heads up is a miracle.
>>893 The niggersickles found refuge here: https://web.archive.org/web/20240114134054/https://anon.cafe/k/res/9363.html#58894 As did the chronicle of fantastical tales from innawoods: https://web.archive.org/web/20240203084559/https://anon.cafe/k/res/51643.html
The cafe is currently down for some reason, it'll probably be back soon.
>>215 I think he said you have to email sturgeon to index the board.
>>216 BO can do that himself whenever I just ask that he lets me know.
>>209 >others moved to 16chan/k/ it's been dead as fuck is anon.cafe still accessible through the onion url? can't check for myself at the moment
>>219 It is
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