Prep work is done.
what has your family's reaction been to you being a hikikomori? I've noticed my family almost stopped caring about my lifestyle entirely after I entered my late 20s.
I feel myself becoming worse.
I can't handle being around others anymore. THEY are the ones that have made me this way.
I just hope I can be alone in Heaven.
I would kill you if you were my son. What a shame. Maybe fate will do it’s thing and she’ll outlive you.
Well, after several unfortunate attempts and health issues, I find myself among the ranks of you weeaboos.
I had to return to living with family
I haven't worked for over half a year because of health issues
I rarely go out unless it's to buy food
i have lost interest in pursuing women (i don't have any issues attracting and engaging with women but this current political climate is insufferable and all the women I have met recently are consumed with woke bullshit)
I spend my days online and doing digital art, shit posting but mainly looking at porn like a fucking degenerate
i need to return to the gym and get myself together. this hermit lifestyle is utter bullshit
my family understands the hinderances but they're also telling me i need to get my shit together and it's true
All my friends have either moved away or live in other countries (real friends, not anons) so I don't have any friends anymore in a sense. I have no one to call or hang out with at the moment (it's been like this for 2 years now).
I rarely get out of bed.
I don't have fights with my family, we get along.
they are the only people I have substantial human contact with
is this the largest /hikki/-type board?
No thanks. It glows in the dark.
We hikkis really need to stop calling ourselves NEETs and just embrace hikki. NEET is such a low barrier of entry that normies are infesting NEET communities.
Reject NEET. Embrace hikikomori.
Yeah pretty much. Any teenager can claim to be a NEET because they aren't currently going to school or working, which definitely isn't the same thing as hardly leaving your house for years on end, while also probably not having a bunch of friends like normalcattle NEETs do. I'm aware there's debate around these definitions and Hikki/NEET just being synonyms, but if we're honest with ourselves, there is a big distinction between not working for a couple months and not working for multiple years-decades while being stuck in your room because you suffocate in public. Frankly comparing us to NEETs diminishes what we go through and how severe our problems typically are and fetishes it, a lot of us just weren't ever destined to be functional.
Not clicking that
Tell me popular 6 digit career these days
drug dealer. idk, you expect us to know anything about jobs???
>space marine nigger asking hikkis about jobs
lel absolute retard
Food has gotten exponentially more expensive lately and I've been in need of more things to make that don't break the bank. If you have any recommendations and recipes I would appreciate it.
Eggs, boiled eggs. Dirt cheap and 5 eggs per meal is too much energy for your body already.
If you are making the ramen that comes in the packet and not in the cardboard bowl you can do this;
pour water into the bowl the ramen is going to be served in to the height you want the ramen to be in the bowl. Then pour the water into the pot to boil. It saves you having to use and dirty a measuring cup and you always get the right amount of liquid to pour back into the bowl.
2 cups of soy sauce
1 cup of any east asian wine(ive used sake but I use Mirin mostly)
a tablespoon of honey
a tablespoon of ground ginger
a few shakes of garlic powder
3 cloves of garlic
boneless skinless chicken thighs
first mix the sauce its very easy use every ingredient in it besides the corn starch garlic cloves and chicken thighs
then fry your chicken and crushed garlic cloves until they are fully cooked then add the sauce
wait for the sauce to heat up before adding the corn starch
Have you tried this yourself? Two sausages and a glass of milk are better than nothing or a carb-heavy diet depending on how much you can handle hunger.
Bananas - $0.70 a pound. Oatmeal appears expensive at first, but you get many bowls from a bag or tube of it. Rice of course - drown in soy sauce or butter and sugar if you can't afford to top with meat that day or don't have fresh vegetables.
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the filthy /pol/ bad goyem have figured out our 6 gorellion was a lie we must use our Kabbalah magic.
anyone know how to summon Misaki golem?
Waste of time, golems always turn on you. The smart move is to burn your kippah and Talmud, move to a distant country under an assumed name, and tell the goyim that you're Turkish. They can't tell the difference.
>you can go outside
<that's fair I guess...
>you don't even have to be neet
<gettin' retarded here....
So you're a self hating faggot?
>you can't bully but can troll
Are you retarded?
>no helping with suicide
Redditor much? Stopped reading.
t. a 10+ year long neet with no social life
>We have been too lazy to reclaim the 8kunt board, that's why cuckchan posters have been shilling there discords on it.
> I am confused bro what are you talking about?
Yeah. I tried I've been delaying reclaiming /hikki/ for a long time, especially because I lost my mod account. Until I met the BO of this current board and we've been on good terms and thinking about starting a new board for a while now.
> I didn't screw over anyone i didn't wanna run it anymore
Because you wanted to reintegrate "which is totally normal and I fully support your decision" and the discord drama was too much it kinda made you overlook the board.
>it should have stayed dead
Why? it was a place for most of us to talk away from the toxicity of other places.
>plus the board was toxic and depressing and wasn't very good for my mental health
You never thought of it this way when you first started it. You simply started viewing it as such once you wanted to join society again which again is totally fine but abandoning a place that you were highly enthusiastic about just because you couldn't relate to the users anymore is bad bro.
Though with all that being said. I'm still happy to see you
>Im still confused as to why you left the discord servers up on /hikki/
By the time they were posted there i was already gone i haven't been in control of that place since August 2019 when 8chan was shutdown i originally had plans to bring it back but i changed my mind after it pretty much stayed dead and didn't comeback for a long time. I apologize for confusing you and making it seem like i fucked you and everyone else over when in reality i didn't mean to and i am sorry about that. If i was still in control i would delete all the spam and clean it up.
>wait what! did you become a hikikomori again?
Yeah and i don't mind being NEET for a little bit longer i was trying to look for a job at the start of 2020 but Codvid put me back in my room and i am okay with that for now.
email me and we will get it sorted
lets move this to the meta thread I was going to lock this thread originally before Hikki posted anyway
>offer to take my dad to the store
>offer to mow the back yard
>accomplish both of these and pick up some booze-clues
>somehow caused a fight between my parents by doing this
Anyone else feel like when they do something helpful it's somehow always counter productive?
I just wanted an excuse to buy some drinks.
>mother asks me for help choosing new computer
>ask her for how much she wants to spend
>also ask for what she needs to do
>write it all down, it's basic stuff like microsoft office and video calls and things
>research system reqs for software etc.
>figure it would be best to get something that can connect via cable (spotty wifi at home)
>something easy to repair and replace parts for
>put together some data sheets on a few models, mostly thinkpads
>all of them under budget, organized on easy to read sheets I printed
>I even lamenated them and sorted them by price (least to greatest)
>Present my findings, offer to help shop on ebay for a quality unit
<get yelled at for wasting time
<get told they were all too ugly, and that she found something on her own
<she throws a pillow at me and yells more when I try to tell her it can't do everything she needs
>Dad asks me to help him find a second job because he hates being at home and dealing with my mother
>tells me about some Fed Ex job a huge distance away for $20+ USD
>tells me about a temp agency he wants me to sign him up for
>ask him for a resume
>be kind of a dick about it
>boomer as dad doesnt have a cell phone, refuses to use one, refuses to learn how to use a computer or any electronic
>gets pissed off when i tell him he needs a resume
<"I've been working the same job for 20 years. I dont want to do the same thing. I've gone to temp agencies before and gotten signed up for jobs"
<been over 30 years since that happened
>mfw the temp agency wants a resume
>mfw my dad gets into an arguement with my mom
>feels when made dad cry because the future is now and the world has moved on without him
You cant even get hired at little caesers pizza if you walk in and ask for a job. It's the same everywhere "you gotta apply online"
>thinkpad for mom
Thinkpad is a kind of autistic call for a normie, but if that's how she treats you no wonder you're where you are.
Your talents and care for detail could br used better elsewhere.
Who wants to be my friend, You have to listen to this song on loop. I'm looking to leave the neonet with a netizen but shockingly they don't exist anymore, apparently. I assume most people have seen the neonet... umm.... wow yeah uuu boy. it's something I mean, oh boy yeah. I'm certainly not interested in it, there might be a netizen out there so if you want to be online and live and die together because life is very short yet I can only imagine the kind of asshole who'd want to subject themselves to.... I mean boy wow wowowowow gosh, jinkies! Things aren't looking so good for the net. mmmm, no not very. So if you're trying to hide away that'd be great, I just do stuff but it's hard when there's nothing else and as I say, you can go to these internet places but.... mmmmm you know dot dot dot..... mmmm hmhmhmmmmm mmm. Yeah. I don't know about that.
In other words the internet is real life and going to public internet places is a lot like going outside in real life, it's filled with the same people and interactions, you think the internet place you want to engage in is different than the anime meetup club on meetup.com you fucking stupid moron. Well surely I can stay inside on the internet and with my physical body as well, and die at some point. Well I don't know, we'll see yeah. Ultimately the choice is not up for debate but I can try and have been mmm. Maybe you do skills that'd be great to do things. If you actually have a brain I don't know, but even without a brain what
I feel better now, someone can delete it, bye bye.
welcome home friend