/meta/ - Meta

>>2 (OP)  
Sup, tom here

1. Not sure how to make it work with cloudflare/proxy, but if you edit this line:
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/blob/master/gulp/res/js/live.js#L8
language: js
let supportsWebSockets = 'WebSocket' in window || 'MozWebSocket' in window;You can change it to = false; and it will go straight to polling mode.

2. 
Geo information is expected to come from header x-country-code and x-country-name with an nginx plugin: 
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/blob/master/models/forms/makepost.js#L316
Also, board country blocking uses x-country headers, so you will need to edit this part
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/blob/master/models/forms/makepost.js#L53
With cloudflare its a bit different. Their support page on geoip headers is here: https://support.cloudflare.com/hc/en-us/articles/200168236-Configuring-Cloudflare-IP-Geolocation#12345682 Looks good, they identify unknown countries as XX and Tor users as T1. However only send the country code, not the name. So you would need to add a map of country code -> name in the code so you can get the name with something like countryNames[req.headers['cf-ipcountry']], or you could leave country names blank but then it won't show them when you hover over the flag on the frontend.

I'll put config options for these and push it to the repo tomorrow, busy tonight. And if you get the websocket with cloudflare working, please post an issue or make a pr if its code related.

>>17
thanks tom! I'll look into the polling setting. 

For the geoip headers, I will need to manually set the proxy server to pass those headers along. I had to do the same thing to get IDs working.

>>2 (OP) 
Your /rules/ board isn't up, brah, so no one can review your rules.

>>60
https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
I should add a bigger link

But so far the site works great with the exception of the websocket. Also the captcha bug seems to be still present that requires you to reload the captcha at least one time for it to work.
Also I need some place to test my sage css.

>>17
>Sup, tom here
Make a setting so all file uploads are anonymized by default instead of opt-in. Also flove you.

>>73
oh god I've fallen to the classic goyscord spoiler blunder
I can't believe this

>>74
test
When I finish this post I better see spoilers instead of italics. Why the fuck are we still using Tom's spywarecord formatting?

>>17
Hello! How far along is progression on implementing running JSchan as a hidden service?

>>17
Is there any way to change how a board processes markup like pairs of ** and || ?  If there isn't currently, would you be able to add that feature?  I can't tell you how much it makes my skin crawl to have double apostrophes give me bold text, asterisks give me italics, and pipes give me spoilers.

I genuinely consider this a bug, which is why I'm mentioning it here instead of making a Git feature request.

>>17
Embedding backgrounds as data urls in custom CSS doesn't seem to work.

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Not sure if this is a bug but here goes, on /v/ the catalog is most of ther times wrong about the number of replies like pic related.

>>94
That's not a bug. It was someone spamming the shit out of this place which later got deleted.

>>2 (OP) 
Why aren't we listed on the webring?

>>102
Because I need a config for it and that hasn't been a priority. Actually, do I need to go  around asking sites to add zzzchan or is there a list being maintained?

>>103
You need to get a single site on the webring to add you.

>>77
Really hope onion support comes soon. Cloudflare does not play well with tor

>upload video
>have to do a captcha
>"what the fuck is this the letter U or 0"
>load the entire video, take about 5 mins
>lol fuck you wrong captcha, do it again
Tom's the genius.

>>112
At least it seems to work with Javascript enabled. If the browser check itself was active, would it give you "too much traffic from this network" or something like this?

>>73
not showing filename != anonymised files. server would need to strip exif data and recalculate the checksums. bit more work involved.

>>77
i will spend some time this weekend on it.

>>83
not customisable per board, no. site admin can edit the markdown file and change what uses ** vs || to apply sitewide

>>92
blocked by CSP most likely

>>113
refresh the captcha so you are confident its right before posting. until somebody can rewrite the form handling middleware to validate captchas instead of waiting on the whole file uploads first :^)

>>116
>site admin can edit the markdown file and change what uses ** vs || to apply sitewide

Will this update the faq page or do I need to announce it?

>>116
>refresh the captcha so you are confident its right 
>captcha so hard not even human can do it right
Tom's truly a genius.

>>115
It works in TBB, but tor in other browsers does not work well with cloudjew.

>>117
no, for that you need to edit views/custompages/faq.pug and run gulp custompages. if i ever implement it to be customisable by config file, ill make it update the faq page too

>>119
:c

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>>127

>>126
So I swap the regexs in jschan/helpers/posting/markdown.js around, edit faq.pug , and then pm2 reload all; gulp html will apply these changes?

>>129
yes, but you only gulp custompages, not html. custompages gulp task will just rebuild faq+rules. no need to wipe the rest of the pages

>>129
Please report back here when you've implemented these changes.

>>123
Tor Browser Browser?

>>209
tor browser bundle

>>2 (OP) Hey admin, you should

I think I figured out why real time post updates don't work. The site uses a second server as a relay to protect its IP address, and WebSocket is supposed to work with direct connections only. If you tweaked the relay server to act as a sort of signal repeater for WebSocket it might work as intended.

>Also, I will be switching the site to vanwatech around noon central time 8/18 as a trial run. If it works out we will stay with it. I will be changing the markup behavior at the same time to match 8chan.

IT IS FIVE DAYS PAST THIS. SITE STILL HAS DISCORD MARKUP. OBSERVE.

this line has 8chan spoilers
this line has discord spoilers

>>450
facepalm

Hey Tom I'd really appreciate it if you didn't steal my fucking cursor from me whenever I hover over spoilered text you anglo fuck.

>>451
nigger, I demand decent markup instead of this discuck trash

>>451
>>450
Yes I will be making the change in 30 minutes.

>>459
ok the regexes are swapped around but nothing has changed. Looking into it now

test
||test||

>>461
ok it worked and wont fuck up previous posts, neat

test
test
""test""

>>462
Bold is fucked, not sure why.

>>463
""Test""

>>464
new network

>>466
yyyyyy

test
||test||
test

The favicon is back to the one from fatchan.
Also the favicon for thread with new post is a blank one which works but is kinda meh..

Frequent host not available errors and now the captcha to delete shit isn't loading for me.

>>478
yes, I'm trying to get grid captchas working, but have managed to break captchas entirely. report anything you want deleted and I'll handle it for now.

If the site goes down again I broke something else and will scramble to fix it.

>>479
No problem, carry on with your work. Nothing serious to delete.

ok, shit is pretty broken right now, I'm working to fix it. I need to get better with git

>>481
I guess that happened to everyone at some point. Go slowly, triple check everything, always watch out for untracked changes and files. When in doubt, install a gui.

>>483
>When in doubt, install a gui.
Ignoring your nigger impulses, I don't even think that would be a good idea.  Git GUIs are bloated and much less useful than simply typing commands into a terminal.

We fatchan now.

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I guess I should also mention the lack of captcha instructions here.
>>487

>>488
Added

8chan spoiler
discord spoiler

testing

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>>511
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can the behaviour of clicking on the post number be changed so it's added to where the cursor is, instead of the end of the input box?

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1) The tooltip for thread ID highlighting says "double tap highlight."  This should read "Double click to highlight" because hopefully nobody on this website is a fucking phoneposter.  Tom makes good software, but God damn I wish he wasn't so addicted to normalfag dick.
2) When highlighting and un-highlighting multiple posts by an ID, they can become desynchronized.  Example:
>highlight 4 posts in a thread by double-clicking on ID
>mouse over one of the post numbers at the bottom of a post body
>the post those number you moused over expands attached to the mouse
>it was one of the highlighted posts
>it is now un-highlighted
>this 1 post now has the opposite state of the other posts in the thread
Double clicking on the ID of any of the 4 posts will just flip the switch (so, in this case you either have 3 highlighted and 1 not, or 1 highlighted and 3 not).  It should instead apply a state to the appropriate posts so that any situation like this can be resolved by double clicking once or twice.

>>523
I support this times a thousand.  The absolute most irritating thing about Lynxchan was this behaviour.
>bro, just type your replies in post order
I often edit and revise my replies as I type them, and that can mean making references to other posts.  Sometimes new posts appear as I'm typing and I want to reply to them, or sometimes I write sentence pieces in several different parts of the reply box at once because an idea occurs to me while I'm writing something else.

>>530
Thanks for bughunting. Post them both as issues on the repo and ill fix them.

>>425
Fixed on master branch as of today, so whenever zzzadmin updates it will be fixed.

>>530
>>532
Wrong quote, but anyways i fixed the things you mentioned. Pushed to the repo, so yell at zzzadmin to update :^)

>>535
Will do.  Thanks.

Oh, and I just noticed that the prompt when you successfully report a post is broken.  There's the [X] button as normal at the top right, but the [OK] button at the bottom middle doesn't have a button outline, so it's just the letters OK.

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I just noticed this double-quote bug when I updated the thread.  It disappeared when I refreshed the page.

>>539
OK, noted thanks

>>542
Yeah, some browsers remember page state when you nav back/fwd pages for speed, and it can cause this. I can fix, but its a low prio unless it happens some other way.

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>>555
Soon

Why is the site icon still the fatchan guy?

When hidden service is up and running I think the idea of boards that are only visible on the .onion instance is interesting. Or perhaps accessible on the clearnet site as well but only indexed on the .onion site.

>>559
Seconding this. It would be a fantastic way of keeping more-controversial boards accessible, without allowing normalfags to see them and report the site.

>>>/v/6176
>>>/v/6177
>>>/b/588
All these posts have had WEBMs attached to them, but appeared without any.
What gives?

>>577
Did you get an error when posting? site admin can check the logs, too
Is it a specific codec/format that fails?
If you can reproduce the issue and give instructions, please report it on the jschan repo https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/issues

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>>578
I think it's just WEBMs. .png posted just fine.

>>579
nevermind, I guess it works now.

>>580
OR NOT
I had an mp4, webm, png, jpeg and a gif attached to the "nevermind" post.

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>>581

>>581
find the variable anon, i believe in you

I have no clue what's happening.
I think it has to do with certain .mp4 files ruining the whole thing.

>>586
like the mp4 of my raw recording: https://a.pomf.cat/xlakao.mp4

>>587
sorry for testing so much, just nuke my recent posts after this is sorted.
Trying to post a troublesome .mp4 through Chromium now.

>>588
aaaaand same file through waterfox

>>585
>>587
I think I know why its happening.

>>2 (OP) 
Admin, please check your nginx config does not limit uploads size with max_body_size. Set the maximum file size in the jschan configs and let nodejs handle oversize file errors. Nginx and browsers dont play nice with the "entity too large" response, just google "nginx 413 xhr error".
I wont go into detail why the post still goes through, but in short its a technicality with how resubmitting, clearing oversized files and showing ban pages work. Which also explains why the error of "posts must contain text or files" came up on a new page instead of in a modal popup.

testing max file size response

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yes, my suspicion is correct.

>>578
I'm not seeing any errors im pm2 logs

>>590
yeah let me double check that, though it should be the exact same as the last proxy.

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>>593
ok here's 5 webms at 20mb total

>>594
ok, odd that these new proxies didn't just work like the last one. please test test it now and tell me if you still get errors.

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oops, ignore that last post, i aborted by mistake.
trying that video again

well that file didnt work before so i assume its fixed. nice

>>597
how big was the original webm that broke?

>>599
The one I deleted was just the same file 4 times but I refreshed the page half way through upload because it was taking ages over TOR. I think refreshing while uploading will also cause the bug (if user has scripts enabled).
The nginx config change will fix it for 99% of the time, and I will spend some time this weekend fixing the bug properly.
Thanks!

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>>600
Alright, let's see if it's fixed on my end.

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>>601
yep, that did it

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The favicon seems to keep changing.  New tabs will give me the fat guy, whether spawned from a fat guy tab or a Z tab, but sometimes fat guy tabs will change to Z and I'm not sure why.  I have definitely refreshed the Fighting Games tab multiple times and seen it go from Z to fat guy, but then I'll glance up a day later and see that it turned into a Z.

>>622
Jesus christ I have the exact same situation with the first two threads in the exact same position. All my other /v/ threads are the fat guy, though, aside from a /b/ thread, this thread, and the newsposts I checked to test, if that's any help for sturgeon.

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>>622
>>623
Yep, same thing for me, I have multiple tabs open some have the z some have the fat man, if you refresh the z it turns into fat man, I don't know how to revert back to z though, seems completely random.

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>>624
Addendum: I had the fat man in this thread's tab and after I posted it turned into the fat man.

""test""

test

'test'

*test*

>>627
""test""

I swear if bold is still fucked. This regex should be working:

, boldRegex = /""(.+?)""/gm

>>632
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here's the working italic regex for comparison:
 italicRegex = /''(.+?)''/gm

I'm gonna try triple ' , fuck it

>>633
triple apostrophe test

>>2 (OP) 
ZZZchan has a really cool logo. Why don't you use it in the front page and the Favicon?

>>640
>Favicon
Scroll up a tad, anon.  Sturgeon has apparently removed the fat guy image from the website's database and it still haunts us, clinging to our browser tabs like a spurned lover.

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>blacked.moe shut down
W-WHERE'S THE ONION TOM

>>664
Speaking of if this goes down should we be checking anon.cafe's /shelter/ or where? Let's assume non torfaggots.

>>664
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan
>Features:
> ...
>✓Run as a tor hidden service http://qga4iyo7rp3kjhwvbkdo6vxeuo4r2suq4fygkwbsw7hve7cykwgrdpyd.onion/

>>668
ahem
WHERE'S THE ONION STURGEON

>>668
>>669
Updates are done on tuesdays. SOON.

>>670
AHEM
how's it going you fishy cunt?

>>693
I have tor working for the socks5 proxy used for the webring, so that's something.
I apologize for being so slow but I'm being uber cautious about updates after the last few rounds were such shitshows.

>>694
do it faster so I can use zchan in public without normalshit being able to peak the url and come here to fuck shit up.

>>700
>peak the url

test

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>>622
I think I finally found what's causing the issue with the favicon changing from fat guy to Z.
>open new zzzchan tab
>favicon should be fat guy
>navigate away from tab
>new post appears in tab
>favicon changes to fat guy with exclamation point
>navigate back to tab OR wait a few seconds
>favicon changes to Z
I used the test posts just above this one to test it, but I noticed it happening in a fast-moving thread on /v/ just a minute ago.  I don't know what the cause of this would be (maybe some weirdness from the proxy server like what was breaking auto-updates before?) but I'm pretty sure this is what causes the favicon to change from a fat guy to a Z.

Currently this tab is a Z for me.  I will make this post, then navigate away, and see what happens then.

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>>705
It turned into a fat guy with an exclamation point, then back to a Z.

>>705
>>706
Cool, thanks for outlining all this. I'm still at a loss for the actual cause since none of the fat man icons actually exist on any of the servers since 3+ weeks ago. this is either one hell of a caching fuckup or there's something else going on.

The fat man haunts us, a shining light even in death

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I don't know if you did anything to change the favicons, but when I load new tabs on both /meta/ and /v/, there's no favicon at all.  I have a couple tabs that are each a few days old, and I will see what happens when I refresh the pages.

. . .

After refreshing both tabs, they have both lost their favicons.

test

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>>722
Favicons work properly for me. Seems like it's random for every user.

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I get the fatchan favicon on regular pages. I get the z/zzzchan favicon on image urls.

Culprit: https://zzzchan.xyz/file/android-chrome-144x144.png
Fix it, and make a .onion pls

>>740
Leave the fatman alone you murderer. He's innocent.

>>741
I WANT A COMFY STARRY Z
DESTROY HIM

UPDATES INCOMING IF ANYTHING BREAKS I'M ON IT

>>711
trashchan seems to have found the solution maybe they could help

tor test

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>>759
hi

>>759
accidentally made everyone appear to be localhost, test

>>761
cool, fixed. now from tor again

>>762
hooray tor works, now to see about that filesize issue

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>>763
hello

>>765
testingo

Javascript seems to not be working or something

So do onion posters get ID's?
Testing

>>774
Oh I see they all get the same ID then. That might cause some confusion unless it's labeled appropriately as something like 000000 across all threads.

>>775
Yeah I need to change a few things to set all tor posts to the same id. Once i have that figured out I'll set it to 000000

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>>775
>>780
>000000
>not changing it to something original now that you got the chance

>>782
>proposes nothing
faggot

>>773
OK actually I'm pretty sure it's my browser (SeaMonkey). Replying and viewing replies works normally in Brave.

>>784
Still using seamonkey is pushing your luck these days. At the very least upgrading to palemoon is a good idea.

>>783
5133P312 sleeper, as in sleeper agent

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>>780
>>782
>>786
Why not 1488?

>>786
>>787
Needs to be 6 characters long, but I'm open to suggestions otherwise.

>>788
Easy just use NIGGER

test

>onion is finally here
Thank you, I will celebrate this event by eating a whole raw onion every day starting from now. For you, fucking faggot fish.

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>>791
>I will celebrate this event by eating a whole raw onion every day starting from now.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU FOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>788
181488

18 stands for Adolf Hitler.

>>793
>>789
800813
heh

>>780
>>782
>>783
>>788
Heaven?

>>795
kys my man

>>796
Look who it is again, ID 5a9884. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "5a9884" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>2 (OP) 
The strip filename function is fucked yo. Something it works, sometimes it doesn't. Nothing happens when it comes to Japanese characters for example.

>>798
open an issue in jschan repo, link at bottom of page

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If I open several threads simultaneously, the end of each thread turns into pic related.

>>805
reloading the page fixes that, not sure what causes it, gonna guess some fuckery with the css only half loading for reasons

Add MD5 and filename filtering tom. I want to filter retarded faggots spamming their fucking images everywhere.

>>2 (OP) 
Hello can you increase file size to at least 1 gb upload for convenience? I want anons to be able to upload an entire movie so we can watch together on the go or upload an entire game for anons to plug and play easily without having to rely on third party sites.

>>846
That's retarded, just use anonfiles.com

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I expect a full report of whatever just happened on my desk in 5 minutes!

>>848
A combination of cloudflare fucking up, and the hosts for the  proxies doing maintenance. My failover wasn't working quite right and had to wait to restart the proxies and apply the fix. we should be good to go now. I'll need to do some extra tweaks to make sure the onion doesn't die as well if this happens again but the app server was fine the whole time.

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>>848
shit was fucked and our team of expert engineers got to work on the double to fix it, and succeeded in record time

>>849
yeah, you better

>>2 (OP) 
tor is all banned on /b/.

>>871
also can you ban all niggers obsessing over niggers there over the hentai thread? I just want to jerk off.

>>871
I've undone it, there's no way to check whether it's a tor node or not

/japan/'s capcha is impossible to solve. Tried five different times and nothing work.

>>876
Git gud retard.

>>877
Get a functional captcha instead of a meme one.

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>>890
It's perfectly functional and simple to solve, /cow/. A fucking baby could do it. I think this has to be the single most embarrassing moment for the tattered legacy of your shitty board.

>>876
>>891
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>876
>>890

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>>892
What a great system you have here. Just look how obvious this 6 x 5 grid is in relation to a 4x4 grid.

Enjoy the site dying when the trannies willing to click random squares off themselves.

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>>896
>they actually can't solve it
>they aren't pretending
This captcha be the greatest gift Tom has ever given us. It's the perfect retard filter.

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>>895

>>788
Super late but I'll throw in a vote each for NIGGER and FAGGOT.

>>788
ZIGGER
Short, concise, to the point.

>>788
70RN06

/japan/ is incredibly slow. Other boards run buttery smooth, but /japan/ lags doing everything from loading images to scrolling and typing. It even lags when browsing an archived page on archive.is. How the hell does that happen? What the fuck is going on there?

Also, I finally got the fancy captcha to show up, and I understand it just fine, but I still failed it three times because the the fucking pieces would match the grid. Three times in a row I got a captcha with 17 pieces instead of 16. Why is that possible?

>>913
>would
wouldn't*

>>913
It might be worth posting specific captcha's to sanity check. Not sure if Tom lurks these threads anymore but I've had some captcha's I'm pretty certain I'm getting right but still fail. But my ego stopped me from asking about it since we've been busy mocking /cow/ for having troubles with it.

>>922
I can't get it to happen again, so maybe I was just retarded all along. I probably saw one of the grey blocks at the edges as a piece.

>>913
>/japan/ is incredibly slow.
works on my machine
>Three times in a row I got a captcha with 17 pieces instead of 16. Why is that possible?
sometimes some shit appears at the edges and it has nothing to do with the pieces of the grid, when it's too hard why don't you just reload it? that's what I usually do

>>913
/japan/ works fine on my intel celeron laptop. Not sure what is wrong with your side.

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>>896
>CLICKING SHAPES IS TOO HARD FOR /COW/

>>2 (OP) 
the onion address is rather unstable.

>>>/japan/600
CSRF?

There should be a function that allows users to record their voices. Speaking is obviously faster than typing, and not everyone has all the time in the world to type a fucking paragraph when one can just talk it out in five minutes. There should be a recording function here, a recording function.

>>1024
Sounds like a brilliant way to get retarded attentionwhores and normalfags to shit up boards.

>>1025
We will just ban them. 
dolphin at work again i guess

>>1025
Think of the all the anons without hands anon. They still have fully functional brains and they must have been dying for such a great gift. We need a RECORDING FUNCTION.

>>1024
>can just talk it out in five minutes
I wouldn't listen to a retard talking his retarded mouth off for 5 minutes

>>1027
Just get a text to speech program you turbo noob.

>>1024
>There should be a function that allows users to record their voices. 
This has already ruined instant messaging.

>>1028
>>1029
>>1030
Voices carry so much more emotion compared to soulless words on a screen. Think of all the potential banter and shouting and screaming. Instead of being a bitch and type NIGGER you can shout it. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. Everything is spoiler, everything is hidden treasure waiting to be heard. Just hover your mouse over the file and it will play immediately. If you want to make a decent post, you can outline it in notepad and practice speaking it for a few times. There should be a voice changer by default for security purpose, like one of those vtubers so anons can larp as cute girls and we can all have a good time danny all together. Perfecto.

>>1037
Think of all the ESL anons practicing English from reading imageboard. This will be an opportunity for them to practice speaking it too, instead of reading about it all the times. Plus people here are shy and don't have friends so it will make them more sociable.

>>1037
Think of all the data for glow niggers to harvest to uniquely identify individual anons.

>>1037
>Voices carry so much more emotion compared to soulless words on a screen.
When you just listen to someone talk without looking at him you'll be more critical of what he's saying. Maybe the same thing is true with text.
>There should be a voice changer by default for security purpose, like one of those vtubers so anons can larp as cute girls and we can all have a good time danny all together. Perfecto.
You could just go to the friday night thread on meguc/a/ and use your fantasy - same effect.

>>1037
It's retarded feature bloat. There's nothing stopping you from hitting record on audacity and uploading the audio file.

The voice option is probably making the meguca software slow as fuck when the thread is gigantic

>>1042
do not add i forgot to say that on my post aa

When captcha is enabled the reply box will update with the captcha input if you attempt to submit a post. But when the captcha shows up from being loaded from before there was no captcha enabled, the grid on the right side won't load, resulting in you having to reload the entire page. Pls fix mr.thomas.

>>1044
its fixed on the master branch already a few days ago, zadmin just needs to udpate their jschan :^)

>>1054
okay thank you mr.thomas

>>2 (OP) 
When will we be able to upload pdf?

There's a bug/inconsistency related to how the chess grid captchas are reloaded.

>select posts
>select action: report
>fill out captcha
>captcha expired
The captcha refreshes automatically.

>select posts
>select action: report
>fill out captcha
>incorrect captcha answer
The captcha does not refresh automatically.

Refreshing the captcha manually is an unnecessary click, and it should be consistent with what happens when the captcha expires.

Hey update for the overboard and shit that fatchans got now will ya

>>1088
Not Tom, but the current new features Fatchan has are currently in the development branch and haven't been merged to the master branch yet. I assume zzzchan follows the master branch.
Please wait warmly.

>>1089
Oh okay sorry got ahead of myself

>>1089
> I assume zzzchan follows the master branch
Correct, and I typically wait for a few new features/fixes before updating. I prefer performing larger, less frequent updates as it's easier to manage/less chances to break shit.

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Who do I cry to about posts not highlighting when I hover over their post number in a reply in win95 theme?

>>1092
to Tom

>>2 (OP) 
Yo /v/ mod, would it kill you to remove normal fags posts with cringe based incel shit in it? You dumb fucking buffoons.

>>1092
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/commit/6ed86118a4687e118b6677b424ef0f7bbc9d4d96

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>>1096
Thank you, tommy boy

>jschan captcha still gets stuck to an expired captcha and becomes unsolvable, making it impossible to post
>even ctrl+F5ing the captcha page doesn't fix it
J A V A S C R I P T D E V

>>1125
Post an issue on the repo with steps to reproduce and it will get fixed

Allow pdf and other book file types upload and make a /book/ thread already. Time to get smart you fucking nigger.

>>1135
board i meant.

How long does it take for you stupid retards to finally implement autoban upon selected words? Its like you don't even care if this place turns to 4chan or something. If you can't do your job properly then pull the plug already, I'm sick of your half ass shit.
>>>/v/22532

>>1140
Epic FUD post

>>1140
>hey enforce mark tier censorship on a board which exists to escape mark tier censorship
lol ok, umm meby grow some skin sweatie

Tor hidden service is probably down. It just doesn't respond (but doesn't show an error).

>>1143
works on my machine, posting through it now

I'm having chess issues. If I show post actions, without doing anything, the chess captcha keeps reloading literally every second, until it errors out with a "please try again later" message... I can't solve it and I can't reload it after it errors either. What do?
This is all with JS enabled, if I disable JS the captcha defaults to the error.

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>>1149
sounds like you got filtered by the new anti-jew, only gentiles allowed on this board.

>>1136
I would be entirely behind a /pdfs/ board. It actually still exists on 8kun last I checked. Would like to migrate everything that exists there. I would like a /pol/ board as well, whenever that's decided on.

>>1149
Is your system time incorrect? If not, report an issue on the repo (source code link at bottom of page) and disable javascript for now.

>>1149
>>1152
Here's somebody with the same issue, caused by an incorrect system time. https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/issues/283
I would have posted the link before but gitgud was down.

test

Shills are in full force lately across all boards and sadly the mods aren't doing a good job at handling them. Fish if the quality of the site is so abysmal and easy to penetrate what is even the point of maintaining it? Just kill yourself already. Stop being a little pussy and ban all of them already. Ban tor from posting images if you have to, ban tor from posting if you have to, ban vpns if you have to. Most people here are bareback idiots anyway so they wouldn't even realize it in the first place. I exclusively use tor to use this site but if that's what it takes to rape shills so be it. You stupid motherfucker. You're dumber and lazier than a dumb stupid nigger monkey. You dumb fucking buffoon.

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>>1189
R-R-R-RRRRRULECUUUUCCCKKKK EVERY BOARD SHOULD BE LIKE 4CHAN/B/ OR ELSE ITS RRRREEEEEEEEEDDIT

>>1189
What's even your problem retard? They are being taken care of.

>>1189
>>1190
epic fud, I and everyone else are totally falling for this!
IT'S OVER GUYS! LOOK THESE ANONS SAID SO! LET'S ALL GO TO 8KUN OR 9CHAN OR MARKCHAN INSTEAD

It's been 2 days since tor isn't allowed to post you fucking retard. Fix it you stupid fish its your fault this time.

>>1201
>not using the onion
Stop being such a retarded fucking nigger holy shit

>>1201
Stop spreading FUD literal nigger shitstirrer. I can post through tor just fine with no issues at all.

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>>1201
Hi, you are of the stupidest and you won't find a partner to reproduce.
t. superior specimen posting on tor via the zzzchan onion service

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HEY FISH FACE
All the post actions (deleting posts, reporting, global reporting, mod actions, etc.) aren't working now, possibly due to the update. Please get it fixed asap.

>>1207
Yeah they're spitting errors. Give me a bit to find whats breaking

>>1208
test

ok fixed it it was a mistake on my end

test

The overboard specifically isn't loading over the onion.

>>1215
Works on my machine.

>>1216
You're right it werks now, must be onion niggery.

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>>1268
What are you, a nigger that requires more than 0.2 seconds? Just solve it faster.

>>1268
>he can't solve the captcha in 2 seconds flat
laugh at this low IQ monkey

>>1268
hi, same as this probably https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/issues/283

>>1283
>Date.now
Might as well use a random number generator instead of the javascript Date object. It's a complete piece of shit.

>>1284
Youre not wrong on that one hahahah

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>>1283
Thanks. It works now.
Have a loli.

The board logs formatting gets really fucked up when a bunk of posts are deleted at once.
http://zzzchan.xyz/v/logs/12-13-2020.html

Add 8chan.moe to the webring.json since they've been recently added by smug and it will make some of the bad /v/ posters go back there due to high PPH addiction :^).

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I'd like to report a bug on /v/ it seems there's this thrad called gamergate but it should not be there? can you fix that?

>>1361
its feature, sorry anime girl

what will you do about this?
http://crghlabr45r5pqkgnbgehywk5nxutdks5iss7tabyux5psikqqjirryd.onion/b/thread/8896.html

>>1553
It's been weeks and still no reply. This shit is an eyesore and you have been doing nothing to get rid of 8chan. Come on dude.

>>1553
>>1597
8cake allows user board creation, they were inevitably going to end up with garbage. I'm also not going top blacklist anyone on the ring unless they really fuck over anyone else. Even Dolphin and the rest of the /cow/s haven't met that qualification so 8cake stays. I will say adding an option so all of you can filter 8cake from the webring view might not be worth implementing.

>>1598
That's it? That board is always on the first page dude, do something. Is it that hard for you to remove all 8chan shit from your site? There is no reason for 8cuck to be allowed on the webring and anyone knows the webring knows of 8chan. If you don't get rid of 8chan from the webring why don't you just delete this site from existence and force everyone back there since you love them so much. This site only exists because we don't like playing with cucks and feds. And if that purpose isn't met why does this site even exist in the first place?

>>1599
It's kind of scary how convincingly you sound like you have a fucking vagina holy shit kill yourself you retarded anglo pedophile.

>>1599
Who the fuck cares? Local boards are listed separately and always come first anyway.

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>>1600
>>1601
Good to know white boys on zchan like seeing white women getting fucked by niggers with bigger cocks then their lol. Pathetic cucks.
>>1600
>muh pedophile
Being a pedo is still much more respectable than a race cuck.

On Firefox with JS, the per-post captcha reloads indefinitely until you get rate-limited and can't post.

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Hello I would like to report a bug called seagull. Apparently this stupid no fun nigger deleted a /japan/ GET on Christmas day(because it's not videogame enough for him) and went out of his way to allow gamergate thread(because apparently it's videogamey enough for him??? despite many not wanting it for the simple reason of it being all about circlejerk and drama about trannies) while deleting the LOL thread(because it's not "videogame enough") while anons were having fun and no complaint were shown. Fish kick this rulecuck retard out, even shithead attentionwhore like tengu knows better than this. Fix it now before it turns into another Julay and HangingFlesh. You do care about anons more than your circlejerk friends, don't you Fish? Do you???

damn its almost like /japan/iggers dont belong here yet are trying to shape the board to their whims rather than integrating

damn it's almost like you're a massive cock slurping gaylord with no arguments but "lurk more"

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>>2 (OP) 
Related to the favicon bug. Have you deleted the other default favicon files, pic related? There are more default favicon files not in the pic.
favicon.ico is the zzzchan favicon

>>1669
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/tree/master/gulp/res/icons

>>1669
I don't know what to say, I cleared the cache for all icon files and replaced all of them. I can open any of them thru sftp directly and they're the starry z, yet the fatman clings to favicon-32x32.png which for some fucking reason overrides everything.

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I feel like the board log CSS could use a few fixes.

>>2021
It breaks quite frequently. Sturgeon should have it fixed soon

Onionsite is down. Error code 0xF0

>>2021
I've made a merge request with a simple fix.

>>2036
Why was the site down yesterday? Onion was down too, but I don't know if that's because the site was down, or the v3 tor network was still revovering from the recent attack.

>>2042
Something was up with the proxy host. I still dont know what happened and they havent said anything so i'll be getting a backup proxy ready just in case.

>>2 (OP) 
https://zzzchan.xyz/faq.html#post-styling lies about code formatting, >>>/test/39

>>2 (OP) 
The hidden service has been having issues lately with it not loading at times, but sometimes it works.

>>2062
same

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I refreshed a page on /v/ and noticed that replies were broken.  They continued to be broken even after I changed the URL to removed the #postnumber suffix.

>>2110
https://fatchan.org/t/thread/1.html

The thread update timeout seems to use raw exponential falloff, which results in hilarious waiting times of over a year after idling in a slow thread for a few days. Should probably cap it at 6-24 hours or so.

>>2120
>6-24 hours
30 minutes at most.

Sturgeon, the site keeps having an "error reconnecting" whenever I attempt to open a thread.

Also, could you unhide /k/  and unlock the board? It seems that the cafe went down.

>>2 (OP) 
It's time to update JSchan with the latest master commit. Lots of new features got added, go check it out.

>>2 (OP) 
You know you could just abandon the BO status for /meta/ or give the BO status to a spare account of yours so you can post with the admin capcode.