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Welcome to March 18th's Bad Movie Night. This week, we continue our March Down The Stack with 3 wildcards.

Stream Information
'Date: March 18th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20230319T01

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Welcome to the board dedicated to Bad Movie Night, a weekly stream dedicated to showcasing its namesake. Streams are traditionally held every Saturday. 
Below, you will find the rules for this board. This thread will also serve as notice board, should anything worth noting (good or bad) come up.

Board Rules
0: Follow the Global Rules of ZZZChan | https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
1. Any feedback in regards to the stream or the board should go into the meta / feedback thread. Any other meta threads will be removed.
2. Images that are Not Safe For Work are allowed, but must be spoilered. This is a courtesy for anons who watch the stream and want to shitpost at work. If the movie has tits, nothing I can do. :^)
3. Threads for bad film discussions are one per film. If the thread reaches the post limit, a new one can then be created.
4. If you make a post discussing a movie that's generally seen as good, you forfeit your right to call the Bully Hunters. >>>/vhs/ would be better suited for it.
5. Spamming in the movie night threads for unrelated purposes is not allowed.      6. Respect and dig giant robots.

Stream information
The link for the stream will be in the OP of each night's thread(s). For those who need the schedule, please see the attached image, which details the show and pre-show start times. Feel free to use each week's thread for general shitposting/reactions to the movies and other shit on stream.
There is light commentary from the host running the stream, and they may interrupt the stream or fuck something up. This is not a professional show, so laugh with and against the host whenever you deem appropriate. 
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Pre-show is best part of BMN. Share your pre-show worthy videos
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>>423 (OP) 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyYOOmmiXHk
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If you have a film you think would be perfect for the show, please feel free to reply in this thread with a title, poster, cover, or anything that I can use to get more information on the film. IMDB or TMDB links would be appreciated.

Just note two caveats:
1. Westerns (as in the film genre, not western film industry) will likely be ignored, unless "Western" is only the setting.
This became a private rule of mine after many bad westerns that were screened just turned out to be incredibly boring. 
2. Being added to my list does not guarantee a screening.
I mainly source my movies from physical sources (thrift stores, pawn shops, garage sales, etc.), so the likelihood of getting your film immediately is low, if I can even find it. If you find a magnet for it however, that may change your odds for the better.

These are just advisements, and not set in stone.
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Stepfather 3: Keep On Fatherin'

Very funny horror. Straight to home video and many memeable lines.
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have you ever screened this nicholas cage disaster?  

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As was mentioned at the end of the night, there were not one, but two Knight Rider TV movies made in the 90s.  

Knight Rider 2000 looks a bit more passable than I remember it.  Entirely schlock, but brings back the main actors from the TV show, and put them in a ridiculous Demolition Man-style scenario, except instead of Wesley Snipes it's the bald guy from the X-Files. 

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Knight Rider 2010, on the other hand, is basically a cheap made-for-TV shlock fest, that has a cars with extra shit bolted onto them to make them look post-apocalyptic.  No connection to the original Knight Rider series at first glance, I haven't actually watched this lol. 

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Having downloaded both of these, Knight Rider 2010 certainly looks the more entertaining of the two.  Knight Rider 2000 is just TV nostalgia, not terribly entertaining unless you just love KITT's voice.   Getting used to how shit had to be shot for NTSC TV with faces taking up most of the screen whenever there was dialogue was a bit of a back-adjustment though.
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>>434
>Knight Rider 2000 looks a bit more passable than I remember it.  Entirely schlock, but brings back the main actors from the TV show, and put them in a ridiculous Demolition Man-style scenario, except instead of Wesley Snipes it's the bald guy from the X-Files. 

Oh i remember why I thought this movie was trash lol, despite bringing everyone back from one of the most memorable action TV shows in history, the climax of the film is a fistfight in a mall food court rofl.

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Good day everyone.

It's a new year and time for another band of brothas have come forth to take it to the M's: Mobs, Maniacs, and The Man. Indeed my brothas, it's Blaxploitation Movie Night 2023. Grab yo dranks, spice yo food, and kick back for tonight's three features.

Setlist:

Black Samurai
Black Belt Jones
Death Ranch

Stream Information
'Date: February 25th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
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hell yeah muh nigga
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WE 7CHAN NOW
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>>16 (OP) 
where the fuck are the furries then
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>>16 (OP) 
Let's watch BLOODSPORT.
Let's all go to the Kumahteh.

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Welcome to February 18th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of wildcards and punishment.

Stream Information
'Date: February 18th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20230219T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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A repository thread for selected tracks from BMN movie osts. Links are fine, but files are preferred. Posts about movies not shown on BMN will be removed.

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The mercenaries theme from Hearts and Armor
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The Killer's Theme from Mardi Gras Massacre. It's EVIL!

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Welcome to February 4th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
'Date: February 4th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20230205T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)

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All feedback in regards to the stream and board go here. All suggestions and comments are welcome in this thread; any additional threads will be purged to keep the board clean. Please drop content suggestions in the proper suggestion thread.
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Infinity Cup 7 is now complete! Congratulations to /eris/ who joins the ranks of champions as they defeated /japan/ 3-1 in the Final! Stay tuned for the award winners over at our /icup/ board.
Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you in the next one!
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I finally ran all those Metalheart wallpapers you shared with me through an upscaler, I think they turned out pretty well.
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what qualifies a movie as "bad" and therefore worthy to be played here?
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I have two questions to ask:
Does c0debreak have a P.O. box set up yet? (I can send the Pizza Man dvd along with some other goodies if he does)
Secondly, can you suggest a series for /bmn/? (i.e. A bad tv show or something)
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>>394
Whatever the fuck I want

>>411
>Series 
Outside a miniseries I doubt that's the case.

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