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Prep work is done.

Welcome to /bmn/.


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Good day everyone. December is nearly here, and soon the holiday cheer will be as well. Just so everyone's not caught off guard by a week off, the plans for December are as follows.

December 
-3rd: Normal Show
-10th: Normal Show
-17th: Bad Merry Night Special (Slay Ride, Icetastrophe, and Elf Bowling [Order subject to change, let me know which you want to see first in this thread] )
-24th: No BMN, Christmas break.

December 31st will be a Glory Pile Encore, showcasing movies that were added to the pile this past year. If you have a request from this year, post it below.
If January 1st isn't busy for me, a followup stream will be happening, with ANY glory pile movies. Post requests for this day as well.
When it gets closer to the 31st, I'll let you guys know if the Sunday (Jan 1st) stream is happening.

I hope you all have a pleasant December. Thank you for watching BMN. 
Cheers.
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Do you have the updated glory pile list?

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Welcome to the board dedicated to Bad Movie Night, a weekly stream dedicated to showcasing its namesake. Streams are traditionally held every Saturday. 
Below, you will find the rules for this board. This thread will also serve as notice board, should anything worth noting (good or bad) come up.

Board Rules
0: Follow the Global Rules of ZZZChan | https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
1. Any feedback in regards to the stream or the board should go into the meta / feedback thread. Any other meta threads will be removed.
2. Images that are Not Safe For Work are allowed, but must be spoilered. This is a courtesy for anons who watch the stream and want to shitpost at work. If the movie has tits, nothing I can do. :^)
3. Threads for bad film discussions are one per film. If the thread reaches the post limit, a new one can then be created.
4. If you make a post discussing a movie that's generally seen as good, you forfeit your right to call the Bully Hunters. >>>/vhs/ would be better suited for it.
5. Spamming in the movie night threads for unrelated purposes is not allowed.      6. Respect and dig giant robots.

Stream information
The link for the stream will be in the OP of each night's thread(s). For those who need the schedule, please see the attached image, which details the show and pre-show start times. Feel free to use each week's thread for general shitposting/reactions to the movies and other shit on stream.
There is light commentary from the host running the stream, and they may interrupt the stream or fuck something up. This is not a professional show, so laugh with and against the host whenever you deem appropriate. 
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If you have a film you think would be perfect for the show, please feel free to reply in this thread with a title, poster, cover, or anything that I can use to get more information on the film. IMDB or TMDB links would be appreciated.

Just note two caveats:
1. Westerns (as in the film genre, not western film industry) will likely be ignored, unless "Western" is only the setting.
This became a private rule of mine after many bad westerns that were screened just turned out to be incredibly boring. 
2. Being added to my list does not guarantee a screening.
I mainly source my movies from physical sources (thrift stores, pawn shops, garage sales, etc.), so the likelihood of getting your film immediately is low, if I can even find it. If you find a magnet for it however, that may change your odds for the better.

These are just advisements, and not set in stone.
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Space Buddies, the movie where Airbud's kids go to space. So bad it is good? I think so.
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From the creators of Bigfoot VS The Illuminati comes a 2021 feature.

>It's star year 4045 AD and an uneasy truce between Allies and their mortal enemies, the Archons is shattered with the appearance of the fearsome Nazi-era laboratory project, the Megalodon.

The budget seems higher than Bigfoot VS The Illuminati, which means it looks like they spent more than $40 on one unreal engine Alien models pack. The original VA for Bigfoot is back in this one.
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One of my favorite all time bad movies. Starring John Travolta, with Fred Durst co-writing and directing. A true gem whose depths deserve to be explored by the bad movie connosuiuieier. Crank up some of that Bizkit to this one.
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A dog is taught kung fu by a master of the mysterious eastern arts. His master is killed by a power hungry villain, and the dog seeks justice. Chevy Chase voices the Karate Dog. Jon Voight portrays the villain, Hamilton Cage.
Bumping >>262 since it's Christmastime now

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Welcome to November 26th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of toikey, white robes, and portals. 

Stream Information
'Date: November 26th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20221127T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)

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All feedback in regards to the stream and board go here. All suggestions and comments are welcome in this thread; any additional threads will be purged to keep the board clean. Please drop content suggestions in the proper suggestion thread.
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Here is the schedule for this weekend's matches.

>>246
https://archive.org/download/ICUP7/Raw%20mkv%20files/Day%204%20Part%201.mkv (Starts at 1:27:06)
Starting in one hour. You'll be fighting for your tournament lives against /kind/ in the fifth match of the day.
https://cytu.be/r/infinitycup
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/kind/ 0 - 0 /bmn/
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Infinity Cup 7 is now complete! Congratulations to /eris/ who joins the ranks of champions as they defeated /japan/ 3-1 in the Final! Stay tuned for the award winners over at our /icup/ board.
Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you in the next one!
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I finally ran all those Metalheart wallpapers you shared with me through an upscaler, I think they turned out pretty well.
https://www.mediafire.com/file/9to7s78pt4pp5fa/Metalheart_Upscaled.zip/file

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zeeky boogy doog
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>>332 (OP) 
なに?

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Welcome to November 19th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of finding a assassins, future crime, and the usual wildcard. 

Stream Information
'Date: November 19th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20221120T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Last poster got eaten.
Is the 2nd post implying that fucking her is like fucking an angel?
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>>327
what?
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>>327
I don't know anon, you tell me.

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Welcome to November 13th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards. 

Daylight Savings Time has Occurred 
Be aware that the start time has shifted. Apologies.

Stream Information
'Date: November 13th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20221114T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
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but Saturday is the 12th

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This is now a Juggalo board.
WHERE'S OUT MOTHAFUCKIN MONAAAAAAAAYYYYY???????
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Welcome to November 5th's Band Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of bands.

Stream Information
'Date: November 5th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20221106T01

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)

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