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Board's unlocked now. Ignore the boxes, we're still unpacking. Welcome to /bmn/.


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Welcome to November 27th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
Date: November 27th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211128T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Aftermath

4GOT10 will be forever remembered for THE SITDOWN AT OK CORRAL.

East world was a movie with an hour and 15 minutes of buildup, and 3 minutes of conflict. Shredded.

Beers for our Horses was caustic fake redneck torture in film form. Shredded with glee.
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The one hour shootout is done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S0syklXm4o

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Welcome to the board dedicated to Bad Movie Night, a weekly stream dedicated to showcasing its namesake. Streams are traditionally held every Saturday. 
Below, you will find the rules for this board. This thread will also serve as notice board, should anything worth noting (good or bad) come up.

Board Rules
0: Follow the Global Rules of ZZZChan | https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
1. Any feedback in regards to the stream or the board should go into the meta / feedback thread. Any other meta threads will be removed.
2. Images that are Not Safe For Work are allowed, but must be spoilered. This is a courtesy for anons who watch the stream and want to shitpost at work. If the movie has tits, nothing I can do. :^)
3. Threads for bad film discussions are one per film. If the thread reaches the post limit, a new one can then be created.
4. If you make a post discussing a movie that's generally seen as good, you forfeit your right to call the Bully Hunters. >>>/vhs/ would be better suited for it.
5. Spamming in the movie night threads for unrelated purposes is not allowed.      6. Respect and dig giant robots.

Stream information
The link for the stream will be in the OP of each night's thread(s). For those who need the schedule, please see the attached image, which details the show and pre-show start times. Feel free to use each week's thread for general shitposting/reactions to the movies and other shit on stream.
There is light commentary from the host running the stream, and they may interrupt the stream or fuck something up. This is not a professional show, so laugh with and against the host whenever you deem appropriate. 
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Welcome to November 20th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of the end, action, the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: November 20th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211121T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Aftermath:

Megiddo managed to have a movie with many heroes that managed to do absolutely nothing, and the movie still ended with the good ending by an actual intervention by god. Stupefyingly funny ending, terrible CG demon.

Templar Nation was a masterclass in filming during different times of day in the same scene, fight choreography, and for great last 90's 3D environments.

Starship Troopers: Invasion had bug bustin' and busty ladies in power armor. Pretty good if you're looking for a time killer.

Thoughts on this week's experiment?
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Welcome to November 13th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Note: Gaylight savings has occurred in the US. Check the countdown for an accurate showtime for your neck of the woods.

Stream Information
'Date: November 13th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CST/CDT (US) / 01:00/02:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CST/CDT (Saturday) / 00:30/01:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211114T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.moe (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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why did you make us suffer
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>>38
I'd have liked the movie a lot more if it was more stupid, almost onto a saturday morning cartoon or shounen level. You get tastes of that but it's not enough and the movie still feels like it takes itself too seriously. Nobody's going to take the idea of a fucking Batlteship movie seriously, especially not one with shitty generic aliens that are just hard to look at.
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Welcome to November 6th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of being a bad sport, being an okay sport, and the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: November 6th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211107T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.moe (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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>>34 (OP) 
>splat
I remember walking past that all the time in Blockbuster. Now I miss Blockbuster.
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Aftermath: 

Rollerball fell short of glory. If there was more Rollerball in Rollerball, it could have been something special.

Splat! was okay. Best BMN Bantz of 2021.

Hip Hop Kidz was shredded for the newly created Cuties Clause.

Space Force Battlefront was shredded. Good hard scifi elements, good direction, terrible last third.

What did you think of the nights films? Thoughts?

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It was a night of angry vehicles, I'll give it that.
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>>22
What's the song name?

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Velcome mortals, to a spooky Bad Movie Night. This night, we will experience the chilling horrors of a forest movie, an asylum movie, and an old pile movie.
Grab some BOOze, kick back, and enjoy some bad horror. IF YOU DARE.

Stream Information
Date: October 30th
Show Start Time: 8PM CST/CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CST/CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211031T01

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Aftermath:

7 Nights of Darkness was a surprise. A terrible start that regained ground to being a very slightly decent no-budget horror film.

BreadCrumbs was shredded.

What did you think of tonight's new features? Thoughts?.
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>>27
MOMMY
>>27
Can you post the MOMMY clip? I wanna save it.
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Good day to all of you narcoleptics, I'm happy to meet you all. We finally got off of the hellhole that is 8kunt, ready to continue doing what we have been doing for the past 5 years, showcasing the worst film has to offer.
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And like an idiot, I forgot to unlock the board.

NOW, I'm happy to meet you all.
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>>7 (OP) 
Henlo BMN, I was wondering why you were still using 8kunt, but then again I've only started using the webring in the past month or so so I'm unfamiliar with any drama that might've postponed movement.
Whatever reason it may have been, I'm glad to see /bmn/ on a website that isn't completely terrible.
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>>20
Ahoy anon. It feels good to be off of  that shithole, I'm glad to say.
To answer your curiosity, the main thing that kept me from moving the board, besides laziness and mental fatigue from working, was just the instability of sites on the ring at the time. 
All I hope for is this site to last. Seems stable and comfy so far.
welcome aboard, lad

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Decoteau Night of the Stairs

WE 7CHAN NOW
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>>16 (OP) 
where the fuck are the furries then

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