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Welcome to to February 1st's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.
Stream Information
Date: February 1st
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Nothing going on tonight?
>>633
Puppet master. It's a full franchise and some of them are BMN quality. A lot of them aren't though.

Can you share YF&F please? Can't find it to stream and I fell asleep during it.
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are we on for tonight or is it next week we're skipping?
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You guys are alright!  Don't go into the stream tonight

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Welcome to the board dedicated to Bad Movie Night, a weekly stream dedicated to showcasing its namesake. Streams are traditionally held every Saturday. 
Below, you will find the rules for this board. This thread will also serve as notice board, should anything worth noting (good or bad) come up.

Board Rules
0: Follow the Global Rules of ZZZChan | https://zzzchan.xyz/rules.html
1. Any feedback in regards to the stream or the board should go into the meta / feedback thread. Any other meta threads will be removed.
2. Images that are Not Safe For Work are allowed, but must be spoilered. This is a courtesy for anons who watch the stream and want to shitpost at work. If the movie has tits, nothing I can do. :^)
3. Threads for bad film discussions are one per film. If the thread reaches the post limit, a new one can then be created.
4. If you make a post discussing a movie that's generally seen as good, you forfeit your right to call the Bully Hunters. >>>/vhs/ would be better suited for it.
5. Spamming in the movie night threads for unrelated purposes is not allowed.      6. Respect and dig giant robots.

Stream information
The link for the stream will be in the OP of each night's thread(s). For those who need the schedule, please see the attached image, which details the show and pre-show start times. Feel free to use each week's thread for general shitposting/reactions to the movies and other shit on stream.
There is light commentary from the host running the stream, and they may interrupt the stream or fuck something up. This is not a professional show, so laugh with and against the host whenever you deem appropriate. 
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Pre-show is best part of BMN. Share your pre-show worthy videos
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I WANT MORE VIDEOS OF WOODPECKERS GIVE ME MORE VIDEOS OF WOODPECKERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2wIOcO7aE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0v-CukKW5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2R2mtOkYjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcGJBNoQUEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfkjyOzEKyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHJzGkWMmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqPPioNKIfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FQJXZT5NDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VyXti89LSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLJCSSIQ1fI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf6T80LIUfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq5liqMSkck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxsyk4Mz09M
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Pig racing
https://youtu.be/5pK8a6TvgZQ
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Any of these could work, shortclips to only annoy a slight bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL8ASZOvvS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UXlSlX9diQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFtGX9YwMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw1O6jpASTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSx9_iCTtSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejLfGV6DaFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FIiYsVy3U (this one may be known by all already, free to skip it)
An alternative to marble racing
https://youtu.be/g51bxcY0CP8
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If you have a film you think would be perfect for the show, please feel free to reply in this thread with a title, poster, cover, or anything that I can use to get more information on the film. IMDB or TMDB links would be appreciated.

Just note two caveats:
1. Westerns (as in the film genre, not western film industry) will likely be ignored, unless "Western" is only the setting.
This became a private rule of mine after many bad westerns that were screened just turned out to be incredibly boring. 
2. Being added to my list does not guarantee a screening.
I mainly source my movies from physical sources (thrift stores, pawn shops, garage sales, etc.), so the likelihood of getting your film immediately is low, if I can even find it. If you find a magnet for it however, that may change your odds for the better.

These are just advisements, and not set in stone.
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>>665

I don't think we have seen it. Closest thing I can think of is Haunted Cop Shop and the one where this emote came from.
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Galaxina (1980)

A blatant and lower budget ripoff of Barbarella. "In the 31st century, sexy blonde android Galaxina helms the crew of a space cruiser on a mission to find the Blue Star, a mystical gem that holds unlimited power." It is a fun one.

bitchute link: https://seed126.bitchute.com/fzMYyVbcarx4/9OYZNxY4wkex.mp4
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Tongan Ninja (2002)
>The Tongan Ninja is sent by his master to the island of New Zealand to help a floundering Chinese restaurant, but the mysterious Mister Big sends numerous villains to prevent the eatery's success.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352925/

>>666
I remember precisely because that same similarity with Evil Dead except with a muscle japanese guy was mentioned that night
I dunno if we've seen this movie or not but I found it in a pawn shop today and it looks pretty bad. I guess its about a drunk hillbilly gang fighting the goofiest looking monster ever. full movie is on youtube here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6x8movzcQ
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27923521/

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Good day everyone! It's the end of another year, and thus time for the yearly night of select Glory Pile films from the past year getting an encore. We had an interesting year for pile additions, and this year had more films added with a budget behind it than perhaps any other year. As such, 2 of those will be on tonight, along with the classic flavor of a faux-budget film.

Tonight's Setlist:

Bubba The Redneck Werewolf
Space Truckers
Night Beast

Stream Information
Date: December 28th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Good day everyone.

It's the merry season again, and it's time to spread some Christmas Jeer. That's right! It's the annual Christmas celebration, and boy is tonight's list filled with some absolute coal earners. Grab a warm drink; tonight's offerings are sure to freeze a warm heart.

Set List:

Santa's Slay
Icetastrophe
Elf Bowling

Stream Information
Date: December 21st
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)

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All feedback in regards to the stream and board go here. All suggestions and comments are welcome in this thread; any additional threads will be purged to keep the board clean. Please drop content suggestions in the proper suggestion thread.
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CONDUCTOR
CONDUCTOR
WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR

A bunch of puush links died, so a bunch of emotes are broken. They are:

AGreatPerformance (rip) https://puu.sh/HgwOn/d459bf9ef9.png
ELIMINATEPESTS (double rip) https://puu.sh/ACcxI/0efac67127.png
EYYYY https://puu.sh/ClWCk/ac4fe25233.png
FearTheFish https://puu.sh/Dba7E/7d6e9e0ff6.png
Fraggett https://puu.sh/DxnDX/62ff390c0a.png
FuggingAutoIncorrect https://puu.sh/DxnDX/62ff390c0a.png
GayRapeFace https://puu.sh/BOpvC/e86ede5563.png
GhanianSuspicion https://puu.sh/Dxnp2/53dc8996c4.png
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>>571
Thank you for the heads up.

=Status=
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SpaceAutism 
TheGodsSmileUponYou 

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AGreatPerformance
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FearTheFish 
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Your poosh is back.

Here are your images anyways:
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>>574
Cheers.
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Are you still interested in those Circus Disco albums, BMN?
I've just finished ripping the 2nd Volume CD.

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It's that time of year again. A time for monster, freaks, and more! A terrible month for those afraid of gore.
Welcome back to the month long experiment: Attack of the Bad Movie Stack. Every Saturday until the end of October is dedicated to spooky scary movies, so grab yours tricks, treats, and your heart medication if need be. For if the horror doesn't get you, the schlock monster surely will.

Stream Information
Date: October 26th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC '
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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For those who want it: Circus Disco

Get it while it's live!
https://litter.catbox.moe/flo1r7.7z

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Good day everyone!

It's now been 8 years of BMN! Christ, these years have been going by fast. 
The 8th year of BMN's been an interesting one in some aspects. This year saw the introduction of THE WHEEL, and plenty of cult favorites springing up within the audience, even if their level of ironic enjoyment is difficult to figure. Doll Face graced us this year with its bonafide cognitohazard nature, confusing and punishing anyone who's witnesses it for the first time, and Beefcake Movie Night returned for its first appearance in at least 4 years. And for those who've forgotten, the Devil's Door and the punishment pile were both reset this year due to cataloguing errors on my part. You've escaped some of the worst, but don't worry, we've been slowly building up the latter. Some of you even know a new addition coming soon. :v)

And, once again, I would like to thank you all for returning to watch this show each week. Each year that I write these anniversary threads, I worry that I sound like a broken record, but it's genuinely the truth. So, thank you all for watching BMN. Truly, you guys watching and (occasionally) enjoying the movies screened each week make it all worthwhile. Thank you all. 
On another note, thank you all for your understanding within the last few months especially. I genuinely felt bad for cutting the movies down to 2 for a good amount of those nights; I'm hopeful this bullshit with my head will be worked out within a couple months.

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That all said, this year was kind of a parallel to year 7. A dramatic amount of shreddings this year, and plenty of nights had more shreddings than movies. Some movies earned more, but there were quite a few bad discs this year. As a result, the amount of additions to the Glory Pile was small, and coincidentally were very recent. To avoid over-doing these movies already, this year we're going to do a general Glory Pile encore stream instead of focusing on this year alone. Old Favorites are the name of the game, and we've got a great setlist for tonight.

Dracula 3000
Chupacabra vs The Alamo
Bug Buster

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That was a fun night, thanks for the years.

Anyway, I have a general question, I'm trying to track down a movie or episode of something that we watched, it was after 2020 I think.  It was about a woman who was being kept in like a white prison and being forced to slowly eat parts of her own body.

Do you happen to recall the name of that?
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Agreed, was a great time. Baked a cake and roped some mates in to help celebrate.

Thanks for all the memorable kino over the years, here's to another 8!
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>>642 It was Carnal Morgue; the third part. Hopefully it doesn't make you gag.

>>644 Cheers anon! That's a delicious looking cake; I hope your mates enjoyed the show.

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>>551
DIE BITCH
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