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If you have a film you think would be perfect for the show, please feel free to reply in this thread with a title, poster, cover, or anything that I can use to get more information on the film. IMDB or TMDB links would be appreciated.

Just note two caveats:
1. Westerns (as in the film genre, not western film industry) will likely be ignored, unless "Western" is only the setting.
This became a private rule of mine after many bad westerns that were screened just turned out to be incredibly boring. 
2. Being added to my list does not guarantee a screening.
I mainly source my movies from physical sources (thrift stores, pawn shops, garage sales, etc.), so the likelihood of getting your film immediately is low, if I can even find it. If you find a magnet for it however, that may change your odds for the better.

These are just advisements, and not set in stone.
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>>4 (OP) 
The enchanted mountain.
Da 5 Bloods, made in 2020 by Spike Lee. Five black Vietnam vets go back to where they stashed a bunch of gold when they are old. Get ready for horrible CGI firefights, a father reunited with a son that he can't stand, anti-aging makeup and CGI so bad as to be non-existent, a ghost, and more.
Heavy Metal 2000, the awful sequel to the great movie from the 80s
>cookie cutter plot that's completely predictable except for maybe one minor twist at the end
>filled with sex but little of it is actually good/erotic
>filled with nu-metal and emo metal out the ass, even when it makes no sense
>the villain's name is Tyler
it also had a game that i'm trying to play through and i'm not impressed with it either
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>>48
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The FP (2011). Two gangs fight for control over Frazier Park through games of Dance Dance Revolution... I mean Beat Beat Revelation. It's as retarded as it sounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IL4Iu1U3ww
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I'm staying at a rented cottage and they have this abomination here.  Do you want me to rip it BMN?
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>>63
Rip it then destroy the disc
>>63
>armond white likes it
do it
I think I may have one. if we've already seen it then just disregard this post. it seems terrible based on the trailer

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6015706/
Bigfoot VS the Illuminati.

Lizardmen aliens, under the leadership of a resurrected Aleister Crowley, a weed smoking pervert whose soul was brought into a lizardman alien's body to lead their forces to victory in taking over the Earth. Only a small band of human rebels fights on, with survival for the entire species hanging on a thread. Enter Bigfoot, who joins the rebels because he knew one of them in the past or something. 

This movie has space battles, Egyptian book of the dead magic, toilet humor, earthy humor and more. It's a bad movie, but it is one of the bad movies I've had the most fun watching. Here is a GDrive link to the movie itself, it can also be picked up on wcostream dot com in the Movie section. 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bGJ_dgdlISum0b3lENodKE-5yJW1AYCL/view?usp=sharing
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>>68
This looks awful, it's perfect. On the docket for next week.
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so I've got two potential movies. just by reading the description alone they seem absolutely terrible. if you run into them in the wild and they're cheap they might be worth it

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265587/?ref_=ttmi_tt
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102569/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
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This looks especially bad.  Some mid-tier CGI "artist" created a horror anthology which looks hilarious:    https://vimeo.com/181551153

Note that if you go to tubitv dot com for movies, youtube-dl can get anything off of there apparently.  

Since you seem to be cool with mega links based on the chat last night, I created a new mega shared folder where I'll put some things I downloaded from tubitv for you. 

https <colon slash slash> mega <dot> nz <slash> folder <slash> 1dt1gICB#KD1LdM7S7nCLixo_CplpmQ
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>>94
Okay, this looks like the ultimate shit cringefest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrihUN5U-C0

This is a super indie, almost college film, so I don't know if it'll be as satisfying as stuff made by a professional filmmaker.

But holy shit there are a ton of viable bad movies on tubi.  Throwing it on the same mega folder linked in previous post.
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>>70
wtf lol
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>>96
the sequels are just as insane
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THE VELOCIPASTOR
>After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
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>>97
i'm ded
Yeah, but, where does the Illuminati come in?
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>>100
where doesn't the Illuminati come in you mean?  but in that series the stock ayy lmao models are the Illuminati 

Anyway BadMovieNight as i mentioned, since you seem to be down with mega links as mentioned above I put a bunch from this thread in my mega share I downloaded from tubitv 

https://mega.nz/folder/1dt1gICB#KD1LdM7S7nCLixo_CplpmQ
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>>101
Found another one that we can watch, uploading to this same share as the other ones from this thread.

This looks amusingly bad, but it originally caught my eye since Crispin Glover is in it, and he's always good for a good time.
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THE SWARM (1978)
Came up during Friday night. It's pretty fitting for /bmn/ I think.
New to this so sorry if these are repeats:

** Yor: Hunter from the Future
** Hercules & it's sequel (Lou Ferrigno version)
** Adventures of Sinbad (again, Lou Ferrigno)

I'm sure you guys have seen those before, but, in case you haven't...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6987760/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_7

I've never seen this abomination but it seems like it hits all the checkboxes for a bad movie night movie (blackspoitation, "comedy", horrible acting/writing etc.)
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Alien Apocalypse 2005
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I don't know if this has been watched or already suggested but Velocipastor is probably one of the worst things I have ever witnessed.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/
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>>145
Oh shit should have scrolled instead of hitting reply from index my bad.
I'm unsure if you've streamed it, you probably have. A David Decoat-ew movie called "Lady Avenger" it was back when he sort of did movies. As I said good chance you played it but if not I hope you wil.
>>137
this looks awesome

uploaded to the share BMN : https://mega.nz/folder/KglwjC4A#JVpV3_GIPz1dJrqln3hqUg

the file it also has 2 audio tracks if you want the commentary
>>4 (OP)  

Since April 20th is just around the corner, here are a couple of Third Reich themed movies for your perusal 

https://mega.nz/folder/ypVA3K6Y#R7jeb96hQqXbQnVjEoEkYQ
Willy's Wonderland, a not-FNAF movie with Nic Cage
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8114980/
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Conquistadores and Dinosaurs 
Time to colonize them both
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holy fuck as soon as a rip of this is available we gotta have a dedicated screening of this
note that this is a real trailer released by a real major studio
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>>209
I saw the trailer. If a rip is found, we'll watch it.
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here's a classic shitshow, nothing like low budget tv adaptations of Cocaine King's early work

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>>209
rob zombie is something special
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>>4 (OP) 

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I'll just leave this here
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=-xyFtbIG8Fg
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morb
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An indie film I saw at a festival in 2013. Whole thing's on YouTube so you could hit it with yt-dlp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ZfHQFIEkM
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Cherry 2000, looks like the best in absolutely bad sci-fi comedy action trash

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how about some kindergarten cop 2, with dolph

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How about some Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, too cool?
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>>258
Better pic of the poster.
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For the Christmas stream this year, I recommend The Nuttiest Nutcracker. A late-90s low-budge CGI abomination with John Belushi and Debi Derriberry. I had it on VHS as a kid and it still haunts my dreams to this day.
https://archive.org/download/nuttiest-nutcracker/NUTTIEST_NUTCRACKER_1999.mp4
https://archive.org/download/nuttiest-nutcracker/nuttiest-nutcracker_archive.torrent
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I got this movie from a guy who was giving them away for free at a local yard sale, I can upload it if Anons think it's /bmn/ material.
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>>265
That sounds stupid. Please upload it.
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>>259
i knew one of the writers of this growing up, no joke
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>>4 (OP) 

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I'll leave my client seeding this.
if you're looking for more bad movies for Spooky Season, might i suggest this gigantic turd from the 90s

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>>276
>>210
it's been released now, "enjoy"

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>>278
>>278
god, this is bad.  it's actually competently shot, and appearance wise looks decent enough.  it's painful sub-sitcom cringe, and the ending is airlifted straight out of the 90s.  which i suppose is fitting for a rob zombie movie, since he doesn't appear to have changed since the 90s.
>>269
Here's a raw rip of the dvd files with MakeMKV: https://b1.thefileditch.ch/gTcmdYHpbzEWxrcxLe.7z
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how about Creepshow 3, a terrible abortion of a cash-in sequel from 2006

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276977/

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1719634/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

found footage hood films that I was able to find
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3758334/

heres another hood classic. this time its a horror found footage film
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Space Buddies, the movie where Airbud's kids go to space. So bad it is good? I think so.
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From the creators of Bigfoot VS The Illuminati comes a 2021 feature.

>It's star year 4045 AD and an uneasy truce between Allies and their mortal enemies, the Archons is shattered with the appearance of the fearsome Nazi-era laboratory project, the Megalodon.

The budget seems higher than Bigfoot VS The Illuminati, which means it looks like they spent more than $40 on one unreal engine Alien models pack. The original VA for Bigfoot is back in this one.
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One of my favorite all time bad movies. Starring John Travolta, with Fred Durst co-writing and directing. A true gem whose depths deserve to be explored by the bad movie connosuiuieier. Crank up some of that Bizkit to this one.
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A dog is taught kung fu by a master of the mysterious eastern arts. His master is killed by a power hungry villain, and the dog seeks justice. Chevy Chase voices the Karate Dog. Jon Voight portrays the villain, Hamilton Cage.
Bumping >>262 since it's Christmastime now
Does anyone have a magnet/rip of The Forsaken?
Not a movie, but this is the kind of pure autistic shit you love for the pre-show right 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRipvYbzsFM
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https://mega.nz/folder/1dt1gICB#KD1LdM7S7nCLixo_CplpmQ

In the Movies folder, there is an mkv of this gem.  This looks like an atrocious mash of all the exploitation cliches you can think of put in one terribly acted blender.
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>>405
>>407
Good finds, cheers.
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Some fresh WTF material for the pre-show.
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3 completely unrelated movies plotwise, with one common theme:
Man Eating Bio Engineered Carnivorous Dinosaurs
There will be drama, there will be action, there will be blood!
These Dinosaurs will terrorize your nightmares as much as they terrorize the people and soldiers in this movie, guaranteed!!!!

FULL MOVIES BELOW
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Carnosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXoz1JV7EHs
Carnosaur 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkF7QQTLrYY
Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk0w51K_xqI
Stepfather 3: Keep On Fatherin'

Very funny horror. Straight to home video and many memeable lines.
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have you ever screened this nicholas cage disaster?  

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As was mentioned at the end of the night, there were not one, but two Knight Rider TV movies made in the 90s.  

Knight Rider 2000 looks a bit more passable than I remember it.  Entirely schlock, but brings back the main actors from the TV show, and put them in a ridiculous Demolition Man-style scenario, except instead of Wesley Snipes it's the bald guy from the X-Files. 

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Knight Rider 2010, on the other hand, is basically a cheap made-for-TV shlock fest, that has a cars with extra shit bolted onto them to make them look post-apocalyptic.  No connection to the original Knight Rider series at first glance, I haven't actually watched this lol. 

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>>434
Having downloaded both of these, Knight Rider 2010 certainly looks the more entertaining of the two.  Knight Rider 2000 is just TV nostalgia, not terribly entertaining unless you just love KITT's voice.   Getting used to how shit had to be shot for NTSC TV with faces taking up most of the screen whenever there was dialogue was a bit of a back-adjustment though.
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>>434
>Knight Rider 2000 looks a bit more passable than I remember it.  Entirely schlock, but brings back the main actors from the TV show, and put them in a ridiculous Demolition Man-style scenario, except instead of Wesley Snipes it's the bald guy from the X-Files. 

Oh i remember why I thought this movie was trash lol, despite bringing everyone back from one of the most memorable action TV shows in history, the climax of the film is a fistfight in a mall food court rofl.
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Stay Alive (2006)
You die in the videogame, you die in real life!
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>One-Minute Time Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXhnPLMIET0
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What could possibly go wrong with this?  On the bright side, only 66 min runtime.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVV50R-XRW4

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This looks like a weird fucking artsy space robot movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhFogsvubl0

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>>468
>>469
okay these were kinda weak, but this looks fuckin' weird and amazing.   

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0321249/

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>>471
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I fucking DARE you to run a live action Rooster teeth movie night.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Rooster_Teeth_productions

Lazer quest 1, 2 and Blood fest. Suffering will be immense and childhoods defiled like Mark's porn collection.
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>>500
Lazer team not quest
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YAAS QUEEN SLAY!!!

'Girls of the Sun
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The Kitchen
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>>504
the idea is to pick movies that won't be a completely miserable experience for everyone involved
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>>505
That's part of the fun, you'll be laughing at how bad they are.
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>>507
except we get a lot of movies that look exciting but end up being completely boring and insufferable, like that new orleans vampire movie with the thots
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BLACK SUN THE NANKING MASSACRE
https://archive.org/details/y-2-mate.is-black-sun-the-nanking-massacre-men-behind-the-sun-4-ur-kg-qoj-vl-yg-480p-1630473410159

'Subtitles'
https://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/4213443/men-behind-the-sun-4-en
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Chicago, 2055. Charles Hatton has made a fortune by founding 'Time safari', which offers rich 'big game hunters' short time travels to kill off dinosaurs just before their natural death. When scientist Travis Ryer notices the weather and wildlife are not behaving as usual, he consults Dr. Sonia Rand, the contractually invisible inventor of the supercomputer which controls time. They soon face 'time waves', each worsebut each attempt gets harder in their distorted present!
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Superfast! (2015)

An undercover cop joins a gang of criminal street racers to get close to the LA crime kingpin.
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Jonathan Ecks, an FBI agent, realizes that he must join with his lifelong enemy, Agent Sever, a rogue DIA agent with whom he is in mortal combat, in order to defeat a common enemy. That enemy has developed a “micro-device” that can be injected into victims in order to kill them at will
If you're still doing animated trash I'd like to bump >>48 for you to take a look at
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This is apparently from a movie called Deadly Friend
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I wanted to suggest a few, free to ignore them if you already saw them

Suicide Room (Sala samobójców)
After suffering extreme humiliation at school, Dominik holes himself up in his room and begins spending all his time in a virtual reality chat room.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1808454
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The Void (2016)
Shortly after delivering a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of mysterious hooded figures

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4255304/
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I almost didn't find this one
The Bunker Game (2022)
After several mysterious accidents, A Live Action Role Playing game is interrupted and the players leave the bunker while the staff remains behind to investigate the disappearance of Greg, the mastermind of the game.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13893190/
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I honestly suggest this one out of a Spain meme video

Herkules (1997)
Once upon a time when monsters and ogres were living all over the world, Zeus decided after the birth of Hercules, to immortalise him and make him be the sovereign of the Greek people. But Hera, the wife of Zeus knew to avoid this by a trick. Hercules had only one chance. He had to prove being a hero. Stunned, Hera watched him walking over the lion of Theban, the 5 headed hydra and Nessus, the Centaur. But then Hades, the tycoon of the netherworld planned to banish all gods out of the Olympus. And even Hera had to admit, if one can help them, then it's Hercules.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4984690/
David and Goliath (2015)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3962210
Just saw this with friends and they loved it: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15334154/ 

Also this, same:  slow start but consistantly stupid and weird and LOTS of midgets https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261597/

Lemme know if you want to show them BMN and i'll send you a mega link if you need.
This isn't really a film recommendation, but I've figured out how to download DRMed videos and I want to contribute to /bmn/.
Any suggestions on what to rip?
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>>596 (me)
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
I need to hack a certain type of device, and the ones at local stores are locked down. I should be able to get some stuff done in the future, however, but I won't be able to rip anything for a while.
>>591
The Void is good though
The fuck is up with that score?
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I'd like to reccomend "Hell Comes to Frogtown" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/
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Thanks for taking my last suggestion! Here's another for your consideration "Velocipastor" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/
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I'm not sure if this one was been done before, but I would like to recommended Tales from the Darkside. It's a compilation film of three short horror plots, so it could be fun.
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