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Welcome back, brothas and sistas, to the Rundown Theatre. 
Tonight, we act like them old witch doctas and revive some old souls from the BMN vault. That's right brothas, it's the return of old favorites from blaxploitation nights past. So grab some dranks, and grab yo food. Kick back and enjoy some soul cinema with Blaxploitation Movie Night 2022.

Setlist
The Black 6
The Black Gestapo
Truck Turner
Disco Godfather

Stream Information
Date: February 26th
Show Start Time: 6:30PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 00:30 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 6:00 PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:00 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220227T0030
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Welcome to February 19th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of a night at the museum, spires, and the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: February 19th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220220T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Welcome to February 12th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of creative titling, deep web driving, and the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: February 12th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220212T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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I forgot it got moved to friday this week and missed it. Fuggggg. Any glory pile movies?
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wtf am i retarded?  i don't remember it being moved...................FUCK
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>>121
I know. Rip
fug :DDD
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STREAM IS ON SATURDAY THE 12TH

Note to self: don't copy the date of the day you make the post. I fucked up, apologies.

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Welcome to February 5th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
Date: February 5th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220206T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)

Welcome to February 5th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
Date: February 5th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220206T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)

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Welcome to January 29th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of gentlemen's clubs, time traveling simps, and the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: January 29th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220130T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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NOTE
Cytube seems to be fucked currently. 

Backup's live
https://cytube.xyz/r/BMNight

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Welcome to January 22nd's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of parkour, PARKOUR, and the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: January 22nd
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220123T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)

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I don't know if you know this BMN but on Chromium-based browsers whenever you stream the player will constantly freak the fuck out, scrollbars will appear and disappear on the side several times a second and it makes it unwatchable without going fullscreen. I've only been able to watch it by having the movie play in fullscreen in an incognito tab on one monitor and being logged in to chat on another monitor. It's a very tedious setup and I hope you look at the HTML you have set. It may also be because I have custom CSS disabled because I don't like the swapped layout you set (video on left, chat on right), hope you take a look at it.
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I'll look into it. Could you tell me what browser you're using? Hoping that can narrow it down, as I haven't had this issue reported before.
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>>76
Chromium, only seems to happen when not using your stock CSS and when you're actually streaming (not during the preshow image)
i modify the default css with tampermonkey and haven't had an issue with the default player.
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>>87
I don't want to be the guy, but you shouldn't be troubleshooting by committee when you have custom CSS in play. Every modern browser runs a video an internal video handler and things like controls and scrubbing bars can be (and are) overridden and often hidden and replaced with a wholly HTML+CSS overlay. Youtube does this. You can, if you want, hide their custom control overlay and unhide the default browser controls.

This is in exception to things like flash and silverlight players, but the present HTML5 video design is an intent to obsolete plugin-based video playback.

Either way, if you are messing with CSS, you are messing not only with styling but very often the underlying layout structure of the page. And that can mean the video player.

Disable your tampermonkey script -- probably in a separate tab -- and see if the issue persists. If it does, then that is right wonky shit right there. If not, then you need to be looking at whether or not your CSS overrides are targeting more than the elements you think they are. Again, and this bears repeating, player controls are no different than the markup in the rest of the page. If you're watching through Cytube/8chan's embedded player (as opposed to capturing the stream or something), then you are definitely looking at a HTML5 <video> tag with custom overlays.

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Pulled from 8kunt so you don't have to!
Periodically, you may hear the phrase 'The Glory Pile' in the stream. To answer possible curiosity; the Glory Pile refers to a group of movies that have become either personal or audience favorites from their premiere on the stream. Some from actual achievement, some earned their spot on this list for sheer dumbfounding awe.
Please note: this list is a perpetual work in progress, as new titles will eventually make it into the pile.
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Evil Masterminds
Let me tell you my master plan, as you have no chance to escape.

||Cult of Fury||
A woman is about to marry a person that is obviously a open-shut psychopath case, just because he's the chosen one of the ___ cult. His engagement gift to her? Blowing up a cruise ship; how romantic. Surprisingly, she gains sense and flees. Suddenly cut 5 years to the future, and the setting is now VEGAS. Talking about the plot beyond this point is just stupid, because everything else is more entertaining. Such as, a foot chase after a stolen show car rampaging throughout a casino; a casino that consists of nothing but styrofoam cave walls; green screen abuse; TACTICAL ROLLS; and more. If you're not satisfied with a movie that has two humans outrunning the rushing waters previously held back by the now destroyed Hoover Dam, you need to get your head checked.
||Shapeshifter||
A teenager who knows his parents are spies doesn't get to enjoy their retirement for long, as they are captured. He finds a tape where he is told to call 1-800-CIA-HELP. The CIA tell him to stay put, so he naturally goes on a globetrotting adventure to find a land where vaporizing guns and cabinets that lock with a key but without a keyhole. He uses a magical instrument (a glass harmonica), and gains the ability to shape shift. Eventually, the kid learns how to hack computers by learning Steve's powers to Skidoo. He can too!
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Science Fiction
Also known as Syence Fyction.

Futuristic
Takes place in, or features technology from the future. Chrome surfaces not guaranteed.

||Arena||
Rocky meets original trilogy Star Wars ripoffs. No human has become the champion of the titular Arena, but one man now has the guts to try. Fairly decent alien designs and world building. This film is in this pile for being one of the few films that entrance you from start to finish, because you develop a fondness for the characters. Everything is decent in this movie. It's a shame this is one of the few places you will hear about it.
||Future Sport||
The plot is simple: political tensions are at rebellion levels concerning territory disputes. A washed up future sportsball player decides to take matters into his own hands, and challenges the 'bad guy' faction to a game of "Future Sport." A game so popular that it doesn't need a creative name. Wesley Snipes attempts to play a Jamaican man, terrorists are beaten up by future skateboarders, and weeb speak has bled into their modern lexicon. Give it a watch you estrogen challenged bakas.
||Thrill Seekers||
A once famous journalist now works for a rag that publishes content easily confused for the Weekly World News. He stumbles upon a mysterious man who's been photographed in three disasters within a period of a hundred years. This sets the reporter off on an investigation that leads to him stumbling into the same man on a plane that is supposed to crash into another plane, historically. Unfortunately for him, he was a wimpy small guy, and bailed before crashing the planes with no survivors. He is seen again on a train that is supposed to crash. All of these disasters are thwarted by the reporter. This is causing changes to the future serious enough to warrant agents being sent after him, and his cute assistant/accomplice. Corny plots, plot holes, cute female lead, and the time travel who looks Jewish started the whole trend of time paradoxes because he dropped a coin. Coincidence or not, it is goddamn fun to watch throughout. A legitimately enjoyable film.
||America 3000||
The world has gone through a near extinction level event, and now women and men exist sperately, or in caste states with female citizens and male sex slaves. A few slaves break free and happen upon one of the greatest finds of their generation: a kindergarten alphabet and spelling book. Armed with this new knowledge, the men build a tribe of their own, rescuing their kind.
After becoming established, a search party discovers a hidden United States bunker meant for the President. The Male leader assumes the role of Pres-E-Dent, and attempts to combine the sexes once more. This film is a genuine treat in the realm of B movies. You have what is essentially a Sasquatch being comic relief in this movie just because he found a boom box. This movie puts a smile on your face and does not relent.
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Superheroes
Frauds among us.

||Mercury Man||
A Thai superhero movie about a man who gains superpowers from a stab wound from a mystical amulet. He's essentially a telepathic superman with the additional ability to have molten spunk. An above average production, earning it's place on the pile for its entertaining fight scenes and for the cameo of Beer Nigh 科学人.
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Fantasy
The real fantasy was these movies becoming successful.

Medieval
In a time long before quality filmmaking.
||Maradonia and the Shadow Empire||
What do you do when your efforts to raise an ever changing amount of money for a film adaptation fails? Make it yourself of course. Originally written as one volume in a series of books by THE YOUNGEST EVER PUBLISHED AUTHOR, this adaptation was entirely a family affair. Literally. Starring the author Gloria Tesch, and directed by her father. This film is full of extremely hilarious attempts at CG and Masking, and even better acting straight from Gloria's extended family and family friends. Including a black dwarf who owns a fucking ANIMAL BONE MOTORCYCLE. The only real downside to this film is that repeat viewings have it lose its luster. The first time view is like chasing the first high you've ever had on your choice of brain bender. You'll never get it again. We also may have never have gotten this film, if it wasn't leaked due to disagreements with the production crew. At least that's what the hearsay says. The one thing I do know is a father who directs a movie where his teenage daughter is completely naked (censored with evergreen branches) needs to have an eye kept on them. I wonder if there needed to be any re-shoots because of 'production problems' during that scene.
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Horror
Fellow kids vs. the World.

Zombies
Movies about the walking dead, shambling alongside equally dead careers.

||House of The Dead||
One of Uwe Boll's master strokes. If only it induced a stroke for the infamous director. In HotD, a bunch of 'college students' decide to go to a rave on an island, and arrive to find everyone missing. They are soon ambushed by the dead, and the cast slowly dies off until there are only two left. Unfortunately, they're also the worst in the cast. Ascended to the Pile for the midway fight scene that lasts nearly 10 minutes and three different music tracks. Can you visualize a slomo circular camera pan around individual characters? How about 9 more?
||FIST OF JESUS||
Jesus and Judas versus a mob of zombies; the result of the Lord's first attempt to resurrect the recently deceased. Armed with deadly fish, Jesus cuts through the recently reanimated; guts and body parts flying everywhere. A truly blissful experience. Doubly so when Judas feels depressed and decides to hang himself.

Slashers
Humans and tires beware!

||Devon's Ghost: Legend of the Bloody Boy||
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Welcome to January 15th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of Primeate Revolution, Joe Rogan's Fur Factor, and the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: January 15th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220116T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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