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Welcome to January 8ths Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
Date: January 8th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220109T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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No.71 
what's with all the wildcards lately?
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No.72 
>>71
It's a secret.
No.73 
Stop streaming through Mark's honey pot you fucking retard.
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Well my friends, another year has come and gone. It's been a minorly eventful year for BMN, with the resurrection of the board on a platform that isn't shite. I'm glad to see life return to the board, even if it is small; so thank you all for posting. And thank you all again for coming back to watch each week, you all make it worthwhile. Truly, thank you kindly.


Enough warmth, its time to return to the cold that is the end of the year for the Northern Hemi. Compared to other years, this past year is among the lower years in terms of additions to the pile. Not the lowest by any means, which was 2, but being double of that isn't much to brag about either. I can only blame the quality of the dumpsters I fish these out of.

Since we've added 4 to the pile this year, the Devil's Door will open to provide the remaining two. Which films will exit the door you may ask? Only time will tell.

SATURDAY'S SETLIST
See the attached image for more detailed start times for each block.

Phantom Racer
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter
Razor Sharpe
Weaponized
???
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>block 3
that better not be grave encounters 2
No.64 
i assume it just means two Devil's Door selections
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Good evening everyone.

In case you missed the previous stream, or are just stopping by, BMN's Christmas Special will be occurring on SUNDAY, December 26th. What better way to celebrate bad Christmas movies than the day after they were meant for? We've got some time before then, so this notice will stay up until the 26th.


The After-Christmas Special Setlist:
Elf Bowling (as is tradition)
Rapsitti
Santa's Slay

Start time will be 2 HOURS EARLIER than usual, for the anons that have to work the following day. Wait for the event thread for detailed times/countdown if you wish.
Additionally, I changed my mind about streaming on the first. 

BMN WILL be happening on January 1st, and it will be an end of the year double-triple feature, like past years. For those that are new, that's right: 6 movies, recapping the best of the year. If we don't have enough to fill the slots, the Devil's Door will open for the New Year. I wonder what we've shoved in it this past year.
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No.55 
passed out before the anouncement last time. will there be stream tonight 12-18?
cheers
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No.56 
>>55
There will be a stream at the usual time. I forgot to make the thread last night, apologies.
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>>53 (OP) 
I like a long New Year stream, not a whole lot to do that day but dinner.
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Ho ho ho! Hope you all had a merry Christmas, everyone. Per the restraining order, I am no longer allowed to leave my unwanted film train wrecks as 'gifts' in the homes of strangers; so we'll do the show the old fashioned way.  So grab your nog, a warm blanket, the ol' yule log for future film disposal; and enjoy with other anons some of the worst the season has in film.

Keep in mind that this stream will be 2 hours earlier than normal (6PM CST) on Sunday the 26th.

Setlist
Elf Bowling (As is tradition)
Rapsitti
Santa's Slay

Stream Information
Date: December 26th
Show Start Time: 6PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 23:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 5:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 22:30 UTC
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211227T00
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Welcome to December 18th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
Date: December 18th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211219T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Welcome to December 11th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
Date: December 11th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211211T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.watch
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Welcome to November 27th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Stream Information
Date: November 27th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211128T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Aftermath

4GOT10 will be forever remembered for THE SITDOWN AT OK CORRAL.

East world was a movie with an hour and 15 minutes of buildup, and 3 minutes of conflict. Shredded.

Beers for our Horses was caustic fake redneck torture in film form. Shredded with glee.
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The one hour shootout is done.
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Welcome to November 20th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of the end, action, the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: November 20th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211121T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.watch (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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Aftermath:

Megiddo managed to have a movie with many heroes that managed to do absolutely nothing, and the movie still ended with the good ending by an actual intervention by god. Stupefyingly funny ending, terrible CG demon.

Templar Nation was a masterclass in filming during different times of day in the same scene, fight choreography, and for great last 90's 3D environments.

Starship Troopers: Invasion had bug bustin' and busty ladies in power armor. Pretty good if you're looking for a time killer.

Thoughts on this week's experiment?
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Welcome to November 13th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists entirely of wildcards.

Note: Gaylight savings has occurred in the US. Check the countdown for an accurate showtime for your neck of the woods.

Stream Information
'Date: November 13th
'Show Start Time: 8PM CST/CDT (US) / 01:00/02:00 UTC '
'Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CST/CDT (Saturday) / 00:30/01:30 UTC (Sunday)'
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211114T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.moe (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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why did you make us suffer
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No.39 
>>38
I'd have liked the movie a lot more if it was more stupid, almost onto a saturday morning cartoon or shounen level. You get tastes of that but it's not enough and the movie still feels like it takes itself too seriously. Nobody's going to take the idea of a fucking Batlteship movie seriously, especially not one with shitty generic aliens that are just hard to look at.
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Welcome to November 6th's Bad Movie Night. This week's experiment consists of being a bad sport, being an okay sport, and the usual wildcard.

Stream Information
Date: November 6th
Show Start Time: 8PM CDT (Central Daylight Time (US)) / 01:00 UTC 
Pre-Show start time: 7:30PM CDT (Saturday) / 00:30 UTC (Sunday)
Countdown
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211107T02

BMN Cytube 
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight (Chat and stream)
Infinity.moe
http://infinity.moe (Click the clown icon in User Movie Streams)
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>>34 (OP) 
>splat
I remember walking past that all the time in Blockbuster. Now I miss Blockbuster.
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Aftermath: 

Rollerball fell short of glory. If there was more Rollerball in Rollerball, it could have been something special.

Splat! was okay. Best BMN Bantz of 2021.

Hip Hop Kidz was shredded for the newly created Cuties Clause.

Space Force Battlefront was shredded. Good hard scifi elements, good direction, terrible last third.

What did you think of the nights films? Thoughts?
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