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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>247896
no
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>>253333
pandernizing
Flanderizing
the holocaust is real!!!!
The holocaust became real in my Garden this morning. Three Jews burned themselves for right at the pool. I will never get rid of the remaining ashes.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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>>255158
omg low iq kys
>>255228
he was calling u autistic (and by extension ur meme is shit)
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draw samus as a 12 yr old girl please. I made ai versions of her, I like to imagine her younger. So its like hatkid
anyone got ideas for a scene featuring two tall female characters?
best i got is them standing on each side of a horse and looking down on it with a smug expression, the horse looking worried
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>>258301
Does the horse have an erection?

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Stop eating seed oils, eat trans fats.

Fats are used by the body for vital functions such as storing energy, digesting fat-soluble vitamins, and providing satiety. They promote brain health, and fight bad moods, inflammation, and mental decline.

Trans fats are traditionally accepted as a vital part of the diet. There is lots of confusion surrounding this issue that has been caused by decades of subversive media campaigns. Including the most recent one by anonymous - that trans fats are somehow linked to transgender people. It's a complete myth; trans fats are only named the same by coincidence. These are a concept in English called, a "homonym" (and don't even get me started with the latter word).

What actually happens is that trans fats disrupt the metabolism of polyunsaturated fatty acids, which you shouldn't have in high amounts in the first place. The only reason anyone does is because of seed oils. Trans fats actually have important anti-cancer properties, especially CLA (conjugated linoleic acid) - a natural form of trans fat from animals. You need fat to live. Saturated fat is off the table. Therefore the remaining options are to eat trans fats + polyunsaturated fats (causing the polyunsaturated fats to get stuck in your ateries), or just eat trans fats, which is needed to prevent some cancers.

The further appeal of trans fats is two-fold:
1. They have functional properties, such as reducing rancidity which would occur in fats if
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>>257563
also
>harvard 
Into the bin it fucking goes lol. Fuck off with your pozzed research. The fact that they chose not to publish findings that would contradict what the results that they wanted is good enough reason to not trust them
I can't help nor care that you are a balding short zoomer leaf that is obsessed with needing 5x moar land than is really needed to stay alive of which means you want a smaller population. Vegetable eaters need less land. The more the land the more the people, the more the people the more the genuises born. Who gives a shit if people are short and bald? As vacant as Canada is of course it'd say meat = good without regard to how much land is needed to support a high meat diet in compariosn to high vegetable.    

Anyway, I know it's bad for the kidneys whether you like it or not. If half of the US has hypertension tons have damaged kidneys and eating too much meat will wreck you at that point.
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*geniuses 
etc
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>>257909
>the jews want us to eat meat
always on the ball, small baller.

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i have a good feeling about this year
this is the year i make it
this is the year when something happens
this is the year of the jeff
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>>251497
you're a schizo
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bought a chocolate milkshake
its so totally delish its unreal

btw i saw that the domain heisliterallyme.fr is up for grabs
maybe i should register it and make a site full of pics like this
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this month's writing theme is short essays

>>251497
>Who the hell is Jeff?
im your run of the mill girl online
>Is it a separate person from zomz and the braindead Satou (Happy Sugar Life)/Asuka (Hibike Euphonium) avatarfag?
no, they are all me
>Were you even here back then to witness the best zoomerposter, ie. me?
you look forgettable, so idk
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gonna a little bit of witchcraft, wish me luck
gonna install a system over ssh without an installation usb
i plugged the disk on another computer and im gonna do the standard thing of mounting the would-be root and boot on /mnt
then im gonna sshfs that /mnt on this computer and pacstrap a system into it
im sure its gonna just werk

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What is your favorite military march music?
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>>258128
>not just jewtubers but mobile jewtubers
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>>258442
Fantastic.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE BEING A CHRISTCUCK
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>>258425
Nice display of ressentiment, not out of character for a third-world retard such as yourself. Have fun chasing your tail. Dumb, dirty animal.
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I'm Catholic and I do not approve of Zionism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_Declaration_on_Christian_Zionism
>>258434
Has india even been in real war as a non collonial nation?
>>258407
>It doesn't have to be that way anymore
It will always be like this, men are the experimental group while women are the control group
And if you kill off your men in the womb, you are at a disadvantage at war and in economics 
>think men just don't need to kill each other anymore
Basically have to eliminate scarcity forever, including scarcity of women
>point was that polygamy is bad for the average man.
It is, but that doesn't mean it isn't what our biology is set up for
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>>258449
Bro, this is deep. You’re talking about men being the experimental group and women being the control group, like it’s some kind of biological sociology experiment, right? That’s wild. But then think about evolution, man. It’s all chaos and adaptation. Societies throughout history have had different ways of dealing with population balance, war, and economic survival. Some cultures value warriors more, some prioritize stability.

And the second part? 'Kill off your men in the womb, you’re at a disadvantage in war and economics' well, yeah, obviously, right? If you mess with the natural demographic balance, the system eventually cracks. But, dude, modern warfare isn’t just about brute strength anymore. It’s drones, AI, cyberwarfare it’s all shifting. So it’s not as simple as just needing a bunch of dudes with swords anymore.

At the end of the day, man, humans are just trying to figure it all out. It’s messy. It’s brutal. But it’s fascinating, right?

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If this board had a theme song
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>>253443 (OP) 
I'm gonna play this on my ebike while riding the white line and running red lights! An excuse to buy speakers!
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>>253443 (OP) 
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or at least that should have been the chain of things if chad didnt make the first song so poppy
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>>258444

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>>258245
The same can be said for imageboards.
>Because we can lol
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>>258321
Oh, those.
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When Pride month is 2 weeks from now
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>>258315
Nvm I see who you was talking about
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>>254773
>cuckchan screencap
>some unsubstantiated pet theory with a bullshit story. 
In order for that to be true 100% of homosexuals would have intestinal parasites
>>254768
>picrel
The sexiest man the world has ever and will ever know. See you space cowboy!
shiiieeeet
It's the month of the Sacred Heart, not sodomy.

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How do i have sex with a woman if im a pathetic incel?
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>>258422
She's airbrushed to shit.
>>258421 (OP) 
Buy a fleshlight and A VR headset
Cheapest woman you'll find with no chance of std or attachment issues.

Also there is no such thing as incel.
>>258422
She is legit bogged.
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>>258421 (OP) 
the same way as everyone else
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>>258437
>Dealing with an actual woman
just get a happy ending in thailand

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