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It's shit.
Bravo Valve for taking the worst parts of DOTA, mixing it with some TF2, then slapping an unlicensed version of Hellboy over the top, then using shitty MMR to finish the shitcake.
>>253768 (OP) 
what, they released it already?
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>>253769
Public beta.
If you like Defense of the Gaynchients, you'll love it.
>>253770
how'd you get in the beta?
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>>253770
It's not a public beta, it's a closed beta/testing session.
>>253771
You either get an invite from someone who's already playing or randomly from steam devs.

I wasn't too impressed either, it's just a third person shooter MOBA with all the baggage that has to carry. 4 lanes. No jungling. Fairly simplistic enemy waves. Heavy focus on steamrolling first and maintaining the advantage. Random powerups strewn across the singular map in crates and pots. Lots of bullshit items with a very shit UI that doesn't explain things properly just like DOTA has. Kill stealing is kinda neat with the way it works in this game, where you don't have to actually be fighting the enemy or take the last shot on a mob to do that but instead just save your ammo to shoot at a ghost faster than the enemy does. That's about as far as the originality starts and ends with this game though.
Character designs just scream of trying to one-up Overwatch with wacky zany bullshit when TF2 already does it better it by simply existing. Doesn't seem overly imbalanced like DOTA is with some hero matchups as far as I've experienced but with a game like this you never know in the future.

If they shifted all the effort they put into this game into unfucking TF2 they'd have a much better game that'd print a whole lot more money.
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So they just made slightly edgy Smite?
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>>253778
>No jungling
There is jungling and a boss.
And some heroes are absolutely dogshit.
>>253768 (OP) 
it's a filler game, they are all busy making HL3, for real this time!
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I still can't get over how incredibly bland and ugly the HUD and UI are. It's like they combined the worst aspects of programmer art and grubhub/google rubberman marketing stuff into one disgusting whole.

>>253778
It may be a closed beta but it's still one of the most-played games on steam right now. 27k peak players, would probably be in the top 50 if you filtered out all the live service vomit.
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>>253804
>I still can't get over how incredibly bland and ugly the HUD and UI are
They're flat spreadsheets. Everything is a spreadsheet.
What makes it worse is that there's no audio queues for cooldowns, so while you're playing a pixel hunt for assassins you have to constantly divide your attention to do basic bullshit.
There's also lots of ways to get caught on terrain unlike TF2 or every other MOBA in existence.

Heroes of the Storm was more innovative than this.
Valve could have copied the heroes of the storm formula with TF2 assets and printed money.
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Hot take but this isn't that bad. Valve is trying something new and making games again. The people who really hate it are just mad that it isn't what we want from Valve.

Same with Artifact, it just got a bad rep because it's the first new Valve game in a decade and it's a card game. If it was released after Alyx it would have only gotten attention from it's intended audience and wouldn't be hated so much.

Valve still makes good games, they're just shit at marketing and PR.
>>253826
Artifact was mostly hated because it had a completely out-of-touch monetization scheme from the company that brought us motherfucking hats. I really don't think it would have succeeded regardless of release date unless it was F2P like its biggest competitors.
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>>253784
looks closer to smnc to me
>>253827
>from the company that brought us motherfucking hats
People seem to forget that valve is one of if not the biggest jew in the entire game industry. DRM as a platform, paid cosmetics, LOOT MOTHERFUCKING BOXES, the destruction of physical media (you need to make an account to play the game you bought at the store).

Steam is only around because they went at business the Microsoft way (which gay ben cofounded, fyi) - trick everyone into becoming reliant on your software, wnf the  slowly make things shit year after year while laughing all the way to the bank. Only difference is valve drone gaymers gobble gaybes hairy balls for inventing the skibidy toilet game that one time 30 odd years ago
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>>253848
Valve is not actively hostile towards Linux nor modding. It is hard to call them more jewish than Epic Games, EA, Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Apple et al.
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>>253849
でわ、貴方がゲイで有ろう。
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>>253850
Valve only cares about Linux to the extent that it gives them an escape hatch when Microsoft inevitably turns Windows into an appliance a la macos and starts demanding a piece of the action from everyone else. If they still cared about modding today then Source 2 would have an SDK Base and encourage people to port their sourcemods to it, instead of the bare minimum tooling for each game to give Valve free labor. They are only less jewish than Microsoft and Sony because they're too slothful and incompetent to jew any harder than they already are.
>>253806
>There's also lots of ways to get caught on terrain unlike TF2
Hey, let's not pretend like the Source engine isn't one of the worst game engines for getting your foot snagged on a clip brush that protrudes 0.2 hammer units from the side of a staircase.

>>253826
>artifact got a bad rep
Got a bad rap you subhuman ESL. 4/10 I replied.

>>253848
>trick everyone into becoming reliant on your software, wnf the  slowly make things shit year after year while laughing all the way to the bank
Seeing underageb&faggots project the present back onto the past is very irksome.
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Trying to shit up a free and open source operating system with proprietary DRM spyware is the very definition of hostility.
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>>253854
They want to jew harder that jewsoft or soyny, but they are scared of the backlash charging a monthly subscription could do.
Maybe they would do it when all games are GaaS.
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>>253860
I don't see a path where volvo could realistically turn Steam into a monthly service if they haven't already. The only remotely successful subscription service is gay pass, and that's because as a console maker MS already has all the major publishers over a barrel and can effectively bully them into taking a smaller slice of the pie by threatening to hold up their Xbox certifications. If Valve tried the same thing I suspect a lot of large publishers would say no, because a subscription option available from the largest storefront on the planet would kill their sales. Despite having 90% market share Valve still needs their products to drive traffic, while the publishers always have the option of going to Epic/MS or going back to hyping their own DRM storefronts, even if it would hurt them.
They may have more money than god but the fragmentation of the PC ecosystem means Valve just doesn't have the market power for that kind of dick move.
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>>253768 (OP) 
Looks like a mobile game.
>>253854
>Valve only cares about Linux to the extent that it gives them
As long as their net impact is positive their intentions don't matter.
>If they still cared about modding
They don't care, unlike their competitors who actively work to make modding impossible.
>They are only less jewish than Microsoft and Sony because they're too slothful and incompetent to jew any harder than they already are.
It doesn't matter why they are less jewish, only that they are and they won't change anytime soon.
>>253859
>proprietary
Most Linux users barely care, they already use proprietary drivers, run proprietary web apps in browsers and play proprietary games even without steam.
>DRM
Eventually cracks for most the games will be released and in the end everyone wins.
>spyware
Linux users already run unfathomably large complicated spyware on their computers that no single person is capable of understanding, what difference does it make whether it is open or not.
>>253864
If it was completely optional some publishers would let less popular games be playable through the subscription, some profit is better than none. The only reason Valve hasn't done this is that they make too much money to care.
Any DEI shit or are they saving that card for later? Females fugly as all sin? Any sex appeal?
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>>253875
you sound like an obnoxious nigger with autism
>>253875
>Any sex appeal?
I'm tired of pretending sex appeal is an excuse to support live service trash. That's the same excuse gacha niggers use to continue to consume slop.
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>>253884
Are the gacha niggers in the room with us now?
saving up all my saint quartz for the next castoria banner
>>253856
>Hey, let's not pretend like the Source engine isn't one of the worst game engines for getting your foot snagged on a clip brush
That's not the problem, there's a lot of clutter and map design that impedes movement.
A new thing to bitch about is eye strain.
Everything is bland on bland colors, which causes eye strain when your looking for enemies.
This game gives me headaches, won't play anymore.
>>253768 (OP) 
Looks so ugly and bland, makes Valorant look innovative. First time I saw this game without any context, I thought it was one of those videos where AI makes a video about video games
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>>253854
>If they still cared about modding today then Source 2 would have an SDK Base and encourage people to port their sourcemods to it
The more parsimonious explanation is that they're not structurally capable of getting this done. Nobody's income depends on it, it's not particularly glamorous work, and it's not intrinsically interesting.
If Gabe or other execs really wanted to get this done they could make an exception to their flat structure and put a team together to work on this specifically, but there's no short-term gains to be had from that and long-term Gabe is obsessed with shit like BCIs.
valve was so lucky that shittier game like concord came out right before this piece of shit.
>>254473
Agreed. I thought this was gonna flop harder than a fish out of water but I once again underestimated normalniggers.
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>>254991
I don't know what you're talking about. It isn't even officially released and almost nobody has been talking about it after the first couple weeks.
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>>255004
It had almost 100k peak players today, this trash will likely not flop unfortunately.
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>>255006
Artifact, which had no appeal to almost anyone at all, had a 60K player peak.
Too early to judge, but it could still easily flop.
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>>255007
Right. If they're stupid enough to charge money for this, even something like 30 burgers it's going to flop.
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Cant wait till i can play as a hiv infested obese sag tits lossy coochy dicky chop off festering feces smell diy vagina nigger faggot. Thanks valve, thanks gaben. Go fuck yourself you fat sack of shit.
>>255021
Virtually all their multiplayer shit has been F2P for a long time now, this will obviously be no different.
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so do I get bad boy points if I record any footage in this magical realm?
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>>255100
Record yourself griefing the players in the game who really want to play it seriously.
Lanes and hero abilities from DOTA.
Aiming guns and minding corners from CS.
Perfectly calculated by Valve psychologists to scratch multiple itches in a way normies aren't used to. 
Will sell trillions in loot boxes easily.
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>>255100
How do I get an invite? I kinda want to try it.
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>>255100
how the fuck were you invited, ive been on steam for ages and they wont give me one
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>>255537
I was invited by a steam friend
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>>255541
Can you send invites?
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>>255537
>I kinda want to eat shit
Just let it die like Concord.
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>>255546
I'm sorry you want to eat shit or something. So do you know how to get an invite or?
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>>255545
I guess I can, but only to steam friends
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>>255551
I looked up "how to get deadlock invite" and the first result was a reddit thread where some faggot said he'd send invites to whoever added him, I used the friend code to add him and within 10 minutes he says he sent me an invite. He claims it might take from a few minutes to a few hours for me to get it or because the steam servers need time to process it or something, is that true or is it some dude trying to fish for le epic reddit karma from randos who just upvote without actually waiting to get the game?
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oh and check em
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>>255554
Oh all right then.
>>255555
HOLY SHIT
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>>255555 (checked)
I take no joy in sharing this opinion, but I think Deadlock is going to be extremely popular - perhaps not enough to dislodge the autistic clickers who already play DOTA or LoL, but certainly enough to establish itself in the wider market. Given how absolutely fucking abysmal the majority of games that are competing with Deadlock are (MOBAs, Fortnite, etc.), Deadlock's bare minimum mechanics for each character will make it stand out.

First of all, it's a Valve game made in the Source engine and that means doesn't have the "held together by chicken wire and duck tape" feel that most UE4/UE5 games have. Aside from the placeholder assets, there is a significant degree of visual polish here: I picked the character Viscous, who is made of translucent green goo, and saw that every little globule on his body applies a refraction effect to the stuff on the other side of it. The goo jiggles dynamically in real time, and generally looks really good. I can't think of anything like this in any MOBA or Fortnite.

Second, the character mechanics have the absolute bare minimum to be considered functioning video game mechanics, which automatically puts them miles ahead of any DOTA or LoL character. Viscous has an ability where he creates a big goo fist that punches out of a surface, knocking away anything in range. He can hit himself with it, he can position it on any wall or floor, and once he upgrades it he can have two charges. This makes the ability very versatile, and obviously open to combo with other characters. The simple fact that your opponent standing next to a wall gives you an additional option is far, far more fun than any top-down RTS-controlled MOBA.

Third, and most importantly, the game is a total information overload due to the number of items you can buy for your character: thus the "build order" autism the Blizzard inflicted upon us with Warcraft 3 is still alive and well, and your gameplay decisions in the moment will still remain secondary to the decision you make equipping your character with invisible items that drastically change your abilities and let you teleport across the map. If you play good video games it might seem like this is kind of shitty, but you have to understand the POV of the average subhuman who plays MOBAs. The volume of information functions like a backdrop that lets people invent whatever truths they want, allowing them to soften the blow of each loss. That guy didn't kill me because he outplayed me, that guy beat me because he's running Item X which gives him +20% damage resistance against bullets and my character uses bullets for everything.

The final point of allowing players to shrug off their losses and not take accountability for anything they do is how every popular team-based game has become and remained popular. Deadlock is going to make Valve lots of money and switch the popular consensus of them from a corrupt, monopolistic storefront into a hard done by team of scrappy upstarts who just wanted to make cool games and had a bit of a tough time figuring things out.
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>>255607
Also, the gargoyle girl has a cute voice and that is enough to make people want to fuck her, so the degenerate community has something to latch onto.
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>>255608
That thing is a female?
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>>253770
well now that the capeshit hero shooter is going to realease on december and that sony's hero shooter fucking died in like 8 days, valve has the freeway to drop deadlock and take over the genre right now, it would be dumb if they didn't do it but Valve works on mysterious ways I guess.
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>>255607
I don't know I tried it and it's not that good to me, I just tried the characters in the sandbox and then uninstalled it. Then again I never liked ASSFAGGOTS so maybe there's that.
>>255608
You know the game is severely lacking in the cute/sexy department when the porn addicts have to reach that far.
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>>255614
>market is oversaturated by overwatch clones
>sony released overwatch clone
>bombs
>valve has the freeway to drop deadlock and take over the genre right now
The fuck are you smoking?
>>255607
I'm pretty sure the minority that recognizes valve for the synagogue of Satan it is has significant overlap with people sick of ASSFAGGOTS.
>>255615
It has a snout and looks like an IRL child from the neck down, furfags will go nuts for it.
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>>255622
>synagogue of satan
>IRL child
2/10 apply yourself
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>>255627
I'm just trying to fit in.
Why does every Hero Shitter except Overwatch and Palidans avoid making fuckable females as much as possible when that's clearly a recipe for success?
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>>255657
"Sensitivity Reader" focus groups. They are (paradoxically) especially mean towards black female characters, who gets hit with an extra strength ugly stick for some reason.
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>>255622
That thing is ugly as shit, and I like girls with snouts.
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>>255659
>Even the local furfag is disgusted
I'm almost scared at how desperate modern guys are.
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>>255658
>They are (paradoxically) especially mean towards black female characters, who gets hit with an extra strength ugly stick for some reason.
I'm sorry anon but anime lied to you, that's what black women actually look like. The ones that don't are mutts with high white or arab admixture, making them the exception that proves the rule.
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>>255608
>that thing
>this whole mess of a game
The "I'm too old for this shit" feelings are starting to kick in lads
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>>255666
Except they don't. I live in a town that used to be mainly native Europeans and Turks, but now have a significant negro minority and the only thing they have in common with those hideous hamplanets you see in modern vidyagaems is the skin color.

The reason American nigs are so goddamn ugly has more to do with being obese, out of shape, fucked up on drugs and deplorable fashion choices.
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>>255666
some can look good, but it's an exception to the rule
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>>255676
Back to Africa and/or KYS BBC scum.
>>255676
>some can be good
<proceeds to post a 3/10
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>>255676
Look at this fucking gorilla nigger lover! You sicken me!
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>/v/ confirmed for nigger lovers
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>>255676
>some can look good
>doesn't post a good example
Let me help you, anon.
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>>255691
That's a brown 2D, not a nigger.
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>>255692
Of course.
>>255680
That is good by nigger standards. You're lucky to find a sheboon that more resembles a human then an ape in a wig.
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>>255691
like the other anon said, we're talking about real niggers with real nigger standards
If we were to start comparing 2D to 3D, we'd be here all week.
people still haven't admitted to themselves Asuka was always the best girl, so I don't want to get into another overdrawn debate
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after i got bored of splitgate because the devs confirmed they were too gay to support a game without shitty millenial humor, i have been looking for a game to play and deadlock looks pretty good, have any of you played it yet?
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>>255699
I'm too busy playing good games
didn't they release a trailer for a second splitgate like a week ago?
>>255700
>trailer for a second splitgate.
yeah it looks way worse than that shitty hyenas game that was so bad sega killed it before it could release
>>255700
>pic
What game?
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>>255698
Why should I care if it's good by nigger "standards"? They're fucking ugly and disgusting by any decent standards. Why the FUCK am I seeing fucking 3DPD nigger porn on my zzz/v/!? Did you feds get lost on the way to 4chan/b/!??
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>>255700
How is Synthetik 2 nowadays?
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>>255706
they added a pronoun selection screen.
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>>255707
Are you serious?
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>>255704
>I HATE 3DPD!!!!!
>SOMEONE EXECUTE THIS NON-BASED 3D PPLS THEY ARENT LIKE MY 2D HOTWAIVES WHO WOULD NEVER HURT ME!!!!!
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
kek, you seem upset
>>255710
I think most people on this thread find 3dpd niggers disgusting. Nothing I can say can stop you from spamming them like a dumb cunt but just be aware you have awful taste.
>>255707
Bullshit and I don't believe it.
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>>255709
>3dpd nigger porn is organic zzzchan content
>not liking 3dpd nigger porn is "autistic schizoposting"
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>>255710
Of course that someone who openly admits to being gay would see no problem with nigger porn.
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>>255719
are these "niggers" in the room with us anon?
>>255722
See >>255676
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>>255722
Remember kids, this is what happens when janny isn't around to swing the no-no stick.
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>>255725
More like what happens when every retard responds to an obvious baiter
>>255725
See >>255716 scum
>>255723
at least one of them is white ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
^ Kill yourself dishonest tvch kike.
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>>255731
i actually only found out about tvch because of the webring.
i like to spam there because it's funny.
because like most dead stuff, playing around with it is just so much fun.
>>255661
I'm not a furfag you double nigger. I'm a xenophile.
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>>255722
>openly crossboarding from /b/ using the same AI-generated imagery
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>>255745
that is not true, i haven't posted any of the images on tvch set on /b/.
they are pixel style, this is cosplay.
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>>255706
About as glitchy and unpolished as 1 (second pic related, typos and UI glitches), but pretty fun. Been playing it for a couple of weeks now and can't seem to get enough.
Item and weapon variety seem to have taken a nosedive, maybe it's because I'm playing on "Relaxed" mode and it may have reduced the item pool, iunno.
Luckily, there's a built-in mod creator/installer, so you can make your game as unbalanced as you like.
Nailgun best weapon.
>>255707
no they didn't

Are pics 1, 4 and 5 troll copypasta or genuine retardation?
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>>255754
goodness gracious, how queer of me!
I did indeed forget to post niggress porn for that one anon to enjoy
It would be remiss to miss a brown miss, wouldn't you say?
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>>255754
100% genuine retardation.
>>255756
This picture will always remember me of old filthy frank and pre 2016 YouTube.
I miss being a teenager so bad.
>>255607
>The volume of information functions like a backdrop that lets people invent whatever truths they want, allowing them to soften the blow of each loss. That guy didn't kill me because he outplayed me, that guy beat me because he's running Item X which gives him +20% damage resistance against bullets and my character uses bullets for everything. 
This is a good description of why I don't like these games.
The sheer volume of items with lists of modifiers with time and budget pressure attached to reading and building a mental map of ideal item combinations detracts from the actual game.
DOTA and item heavy time-sensitive pvp games like it favor the ((( accountant minded ))) as opposed to every other classic game and WC3 custom map.
The game actively punishes you (50% refund cost) for not knowing everything, or trying to adapt to changing situations.
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>>255680
She has the exact same facial structure as a white woman, what are you on about?
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>>255779
Tranny chaser-tier "yeah, I don't care if xe's a man if xe passes" mentality.
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>>255777
>The game actively punishes you (50% refund cost) for not knowing everything, or trying to adapt to changing situations.
Getting refunds for less money than you spent isn't an active punishment, it's just a way to force people to commit to an item/build. If you could swap out at any moment, it'd be much more practical to go back to spawn and counterpick into an item configuration that beats whatever your opponents are doing, and then they'd do the same to you.

>>255792
I never thought I'd see Neco Arc become a shitposting template.
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>>255779
But what will your sons look like, anon?
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>>255795
They would look like the new ((( normal ))).
>>253804
It's called Bauhaus.
Cal-arts is a major offender.
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>>255792
Well, she's kinda ugly, and the septum piercing is really throwing me off, but I do like how she's baring her petite chest Made in Abyss style. I'm not a valvedrone so I don't hate her for not being the adventures of Gordon Freeman and his half-negress girlfriend.
Artists will probably do wonders with her in three months' time.
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>>255826
>kinda ugly
Please take a closer look.
Kinda ugly is an understatement.
>>255845
Looks like if an urukhai started drinking soy
I've played it for 4 hours and I really can't see how this is supposed to be Valve's next big thing. I feel like people are only playing because it's made by Valve, there's nothing original or particularly fun about this game.
>>255845
Huh. Yeah, that is pretty bad.
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>>255845
People are fapping to this thing?
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>>255845
>that is a female
It is a shame that valve is full of trannies.
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>>255845
How do you even go from all of this to this?
>>255854
15+ years
Valve's vision went to shit with Portal 2
>>255854
diversity hires
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>>255826
>Made in Abyss
I thought I smelled sicko in this thread.
>>255854
Just look for photos of the dev teams and compare them.
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>>255883
Is he supposed to look like a penis?
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>>255885
no
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>>255794
>Getting refunds for less money than you spent isn't an active punishment, it's just a way to force people to commit to an item/build.
>use a character you've never used before
>try an item that should be good
>it's shit
<Sorry friend, you used it for 30 seconds! Nobody's going to want to buy a used item for full price!
pic related.

There are better ways to force commitment to builds than punishing for refunds.
This is the reason I've only played dota 2-3 times when it was a custom map.
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The good news is that everyone seems to hate it. This will be dead on arrival, as it deserves to be.
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>>256180
>all the voices in my head hate it therefore it's a flop
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>>256180
Holy copage
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>>256187
>ASSFAGGOTS players repeating cuckchan insults
unsurprising
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>>256196
Is the cuckchan in the room with us now?
>>256185
>>256187
I'm gonna assume that you two haven't watched any streamer play this shit, and their chats' reaction to it. Not one soul enjoyed watching this game.
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>>256201
Why are they still watching then?
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>>256211
If that's the numbers for a sekrit trending new Valve moba game, that's fucking pathetic. Its already dropped 30% apparently, and will probably continue doing so.
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>>256217
20% less average viewers in the first month with more hours watched, wouldn't call that a drop at all. Looking at some one and done titles they usually drop off faster than that in the first month in both average viewers and hours watched and just keep crashing from there. Even longtime crowd pullers usually see more significant drops in the first month, particularly in hours watched. Second pic is first month of MWIII remake for comparison. Third and fourth is Paladins and Stillborn for the lulz.
So again, if they don't like it why are they still watching? My only interaction with this game so far is briefly watching someone who didn't even know what ASSFAGGOTS is and kept complaining there was ASSFAGGOTS mechanics in an ASSFAGGOTS game.
Replies: >>256267
Competitive slot machine lever pulling with extra steps. It's boring.
If any Anons want to bother, spectate for a while and count how many people are walling and aimbotting already.
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>>256252
I'm sorry but we speak English here, you'll have to translate from your native cuckchan lingo. What the hell makes it a slot machine? Does it have substantial random elements or are you just bad at video games?
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>>256255
Please show me where on >>256252 the cuckchan lingo is, for I do not appear to be versed enough in contemporary 4um studies to discern such.
>>256222
>using hours watched over total viewers
A few autists watching everything doesnt mean jackshit. Its peak is noticeably lower than the others and shows no signs of being surpassed any time soon.
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>>256267
Viewer count doesn't mean much either. It's a measure of how popular the fags playing it are, not the game. The average twitch viewer would still watch if their favorite internet microcelebrity was playing the Peppa Pig game.
A game is dead if it gets no players. If there's 6 gorillion people watching the only 5 players it's still a dead game.
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>>256274
If Twitch metrics don't mean anything to begin with, then the retards who brought it up in the first place as a bragging point for the game are even more retarded.
>>256274
>Tatsuya Ishida
What's this guy's deal? Wasn't he making feminist comics and shit a decade ago?
>>256286
Its probably an edit
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>>256286
He went alt right a few years back, regularly calls out judaism and the great replacement, and now his latest storyline has been a jews-control-all-religions Alice in Wonderland story (Down the Rabbi Hole). It's a bit of a Varg-style, muh Norse paganism roots larp, which is ironic considering Ishida is very much an asian dude, but it's pretty funny at times.
Start of this plotline: https://sinfest.xyz/view.php?date=2024-06-09

>>256287
Nope: https://sinfest.xyz/view.php?date=2024-08-19
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>>255854
Some of those designs look fucking AI generated. How hard is it to make normal looking characters with... hold on... CHARACTER? TF2 got it perfectly.
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>>256286
I don't know what happened to him, he was a turbo femenist and now he is a turbo memenist that wants a real holocaust.
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>>256286
how do you go from promoting mildly sexist jokes, to promoting feminism and trannies and then to hating jews? they're putting something in the water or the MK ultra is working
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>>256304
>TF2 got it perfectly
They are caricatures for kids, not that hard because they are obvious and explicit
>>256211
Because it's new, and people watch for their streamers
>>256308
Being terminally online puts you in contact with the most fringe viewpoints. I guess he got Ben Garrison'd.
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>"Game's a flop everyone hates it"
>Arguing over fucking view counts
>Not checking the actual player count
And this is still an invite only game. Yeah it's not going anywhere unless some majorly negative update happens. Enjoy your next 10 years filled with some of the ugliest character designs in gaming.
>>256494
>new Valve game has a lot of players
<therefore, it will remain that way
Anon, it hasn't even been a week yet. And Valve is giving out keys like they're popcorn. People will obviously play the new VALVE GAME. But it's so trash that it will lose it's playerbase very quickly.
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>>256494
you ain't seen nuttin yet, cracka
>>256494
>ugliest character designs in gaming
I got used to it.
>>256500
That's not ugly, that's like an anime version of a black woman.
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>>256500
>all the nigaters are haitian voodoo monsters
Very impressive.
>>256500
What's yer offer?
>>256528
nigger spotted
you can tell by the lip smacking in its post
>>255006
Have you considered bots?
A lot of the presence on CS is due to the market place. Shekels bring people, for farming.
>>255536
Can their soyence surpass that of Riot's psychologists?
>>255607
>Best Goo Effect Award 2024
>>255615
FUROPHOBE!!!!
>>255676
Have you considered the smell yet?
>>255777
You mean it favors the faggots obsessed with shopping and minmaxing.
>>255845
If furfags are willing to steep that low for a boner, man that's grim... no doubt they'll try to cuten it up to cope with the trauma.
Also isn't this character lifted from one of those shitty 3d animated movies like Ice Age?
>>255854
You know the answer. The attack on beauty is their doing. They can only debase so they do it with glee knowing that it hurts us.
This being said, the roster could have been far worse, most of the characters look like 90s Disney villains. Obviously not a lot of normal dudes, even less normal white looking dudes.
>>255883
Exactly, I loled too.
>>255885
LIke the latest super villain in the Dragon Ball Z series, the one with the literal glans head?
>>256179
Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
I know near to nothing about this game. Are you saying that they have a mechanism ingame where an item loses value based on how long you've been possessing it, on the principle that it's "used", in order to reproduce the already abusive mechanism found in car sales despite here being applied to a unperishable virtual item?
Is it a variation of Soyny's patent?
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>>256305
Where we go is what matters.
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>>256664
You sound completely insane.
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That indian artist is talented. He's funny. Based af. Nice evo on his part.
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I wasn't expecting a code monitoring bot on such a dead board. Funny.
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>>256668
is this game fun? been looking for something new to play.
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>>256671
No idea, haven't played it, but it looks like it has the worst aspects of Dota 2 and trannywatch with an art package that's incredibly bland in a "the analysts told us quirky minorities, furries, and Art Deco are testing well this year" way. Work on your backlog, or play Deep Rock Galactic if you absolutely must give jews your money.
Yeah this game looks ugly, has the same level of graphics as forntite. Oh well, everything gets worse.
>>253856
>Got a bad rap you subhuman ESL.
Rep is short for reputation. Both work.
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>>257673
Rap is a historical term meaning criminal charges or punishment, which became more prominent in American English as a synonym for someone's rap sheet. That is where the phrase "bad rap" comes from.

"Bad rep" is a spelling error that millions of niggers have started making recently, which means it gets added to dictionaries and "expert opinions" about English to protect their feelings.
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>>257680
What are you talking about?
Rep is clearly short for either reputation or representation, depending on context.
For example, if someone say they are "repping" a certain area, that means they are representing that area.
A rap sheet is something different.
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>>257680
Rap is also a genre of "music" primarily enjoyed by niggers and wiggers that promotes criminality and homosexuality.
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>>256671
It's as fun as playing dota 2, but in a shooter. As in, its very fun if you're moderately competent (study the game a bit for heroes/map/movement) and not a sweaty tard taking an alpha game too serious.
It reminds me of Dota in the early stages without rainbow vomit cosmetics and screaming russians in chat.

Enjoy while the game isn't knee deep into battle passes and obnoxious cosmetics
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>>257697
>Rep is clearly short for either reputation or representation, depending on context.
YES
AND THAT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL PHRASE
HENCE IT BEING AN ERROR
MADE BY NIGGERS LIKE YOU

>>257709
That doesn't have anything to do with it directly.
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>>256671
I played it for 27 hours and didn't find it fun.
>>257716
What are you fucking talking about? Niggers use words like "repping" as short for representing, are you just retarded?
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>>257714
I hate that Dota 2 went from having an actually cool UI to generic minimalist shit like every other game now. Not that it's any great loss to the world but still.
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>>257750
Dota 2's UI was always shit and was already minimalist
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>>257750
They experimented with a lot of shit before stopping with the current UI. 
I remember when they tried putting the heroes into a card-like design on a roulette and it was awful to navigate.

Current UI is minimalist shit, but it puts a lot of effort into "personal expression", since now you can customize it.
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>>257866
My guy, do you not see the grid view button?
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>>257882
Probably never did at that time. I used to be a RIki mono-picker and they had a function where you could write the hero name on the keyboard and it would send the wheel flying directly to the character you wanted.
That function is still in the game though, but it highlights the heroes in the grid.
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>>257884
I could be wrong, but I think you can type aliases too (Furion for Nature's Prophet for example, or SF for Shadow Fiend). Haven't played in years because it's too taxing on my sanity.
So, is it fun?
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>>257884
>I used to be a RIki mono-picker
And you atoned for your sin how?
>>257718
Holy shit you mongoloid, the correct phrase is "Bad Rap". Dumb niggers like you are a diamond dozen.
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