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>>246734 (OP) 
ok, and?
nobody's going to give you a high five for that, especially with where that hand has been.

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>>246735
>ok, and?
I just wanted post a masturbation notice so we could have a discussion about fapping at universities or other locations
>nobody's going to give you a high five for that, especially with where that hand has been.
nobody?

>>246734 (OP) 
The fact this is an actual thing they put up just shows how third world we've become

>>246737
ok tell me why did fap in the shower?

Need to wear shower shoes everywhere, gross asshole 
>>246745
good, maybe they will stop coming here

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>>246734 (OP) 
>Uni goooooooooner alert!!
Does this keep you up at night or what?

>>246863
Every liberal whore that supports outsourcing programming jobs needs this treatment.

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>>246734 (OP) 
I bought a new house a few months ago and got the urge to fap in the shower to "inaugurate" it of sorts and I thought about this image for the first time in years. The slight chuckle tinged with the pain of nostalgia gave my brain a clarity and joie de vivre that I haven't known for at least a decade now.

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>>246878

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I jerked off to the thoughts of seeing my female coworkers red laced panties.......the part where her sweaty asshole was I mean.

*smelling

>>246878
>new house
>implying owns more than one house
This is why we need communism.

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>>246745
literally 1984
>>246748
idk i was showering and then i started imagining bending over one of my instructors over in said shower and my pp got hard and then one thing led to another and it just sort of happened

>>246745
Third world means not developed. It's not so accurate an insult in my opinion. It's anti-male and third world is still anti-female more so in contrast. You could also say 'penny pinching has got this bad' becuase those places have plenty of money to pay someone to unclog it. Another gripe is that guys are not getting laid like they should, the women are not putting out so easy anymore due to hypergamy thus too much semen. Or maybe asking everyone to go to college was stupid and it's too crowded, there's taht too, what when most humans were meant to be farmers. 
>>246863
>goon/edge means cum
stop using words wrong

>>246961
>t when most humans were meant to be farmers
Most whites and some Asians were meant to be farming, all niggers are meant to nomadic hunters and gatherers