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Whose mind got dirty first, man's or woman's?
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL YOU PERVERTS!
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>>245025 (OP) 
>sex is dirty
Only if you were not white in ancient times due to smegma from having sub par hygiene. Arabs, Jews, and NIggers, they had to cut the pee ppee skin off due to thsi but whites they tried to hide the fact we had running water and sewers and such in ancient times with those fig leaves. Sex isn't dirty, kike.
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>>245029
>ignoring the question
It's not like you get laid anyways, so I'll reiterate who's minds got dirty first, men or women?
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>>245030
I already gave you too much by even inferring dirty means sexual. Neanderthals and homoerectus first, faglord.
>245031
<impotent manletcel rage
0 bitches and norwood 7 confirmed.
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>cel
>>245032
>I value whores
The post
Which came first, the penis or the vagina?
TRICK QUESTION LOL THE VAGINA NEVER CAME
>>245029
and still throwing out the babymaker with the bathwater. why do they do this?
>>245039
Lol
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>>245032
The trapper addressed his father saying:"

      "Father, a certain fellow has come from the mountains.
      He is the mightiest in the land,
      his strength is as mighty as the meteorite(?) of Anu!
      He continually goes over the mountains,
      he continually jostles at the watering place with the animals,
      he continually plants his feet opposite the watering place.
      I was afraid, so I did not go up to him.
      He filled in the pits that I had dug,
      wrenched out my traps that I had spread,
      released from my grasp the wild animals.
      He does not let me make my rounds in the wilderness!"

The trapper's father spoke to him saying:
      "My son, there lives in Uruk a certain Gilgamesh.
      There is no one stronger than he,
      he is as strong as the meteorite(?) of Anu.
      Go, set off to Uruk,
      tell Gilgamesh of this Man of Might.
      He will give you the harlot Shamhat, take her with you.
      The woman will overcome the fellow (?) as if she were strong.
      When the animals are drinking at the watering place
      have her take off her robe and expose her sex.
      When he sees her he will draw near to her,
      and his animals, who grew up in his wilderness, will be alien to him."

He heeded his father's advice.
The trapper went off to Uruk,
he made the journey, stood inside of Uruk,
and declared to ... Gilgamesh:
      "There is a certain fellow who has come from the mountains--
      he is the mightiest in the land,
      his strength is as mighty as the meteorite(?) of Anu!
      He continually goes over the mountains,
      he continually jostles at the watering place with the animals,
      he continually plants his feet opposite the watering place.
      I was afraid, so I did not go up to him.
      He filled in the pits that I had dug,
      wrenched out my traps that I had spread,
      released from my grasp the wild animals.
      He does not let me make my rounds in the wilderness!"
Gilgamesh said to the trapper:
      "Go, trapper, bring the harlot, Shamhat, with you.
      When the animals are drinking at the watering place
      have her take off her robe and expose her sex.
      When he sees her he will draw near to her,
      and his animals, who grew up in his wilderness, will be alien to him."

The trapper went, bringing the harlot, Shamhat, with him.
They set off on the journey, making direct way.
On the third day they arrived at the appointed place,
and the trapper and the harlot sat down at their posts(?).
A first day and a second they sat opposite the watering hole.
The animals arrived and drank at the watering hole,
the wild beasts arrived and slaked their thirst with water.
Then he, Enkidu, offspring of the mountains,
who eats grasses with the gazelles,
came to drink at the watering hole with the animals,
with the wild beasts he slaked his thirst with water.
Then Shamhat saw him--a primitive,
a savage fellow from the depths of the wilderness!
      "That is he, Shamhat! Release your clenched arms,
      expose your sex so he can take in your voluptuousness.
      Do not be restrained--take his energy!
      When he sees you he will draw near to you.
      Spread out your robe so he can lie upon you,
      and perform for this primitive the task of womankind!
      His animals, who grew up in his wilderness, will become alien to him,
      and his lust will groan over you."
Shamhat unclutched her bosom, exposed her sex, and he took in her voluptuousness.
She was not restrained, but took his energy.
She spread out her robe and he lay upon her,
she performed for the primitive the task of womankind.
His lust groaned over her;
for six days and seven nights Enkidu stayed aroused,
and had intercourse with the harlot
until he was sated with her charms.
But when he turned his attention to his animals,
the gazelles saw Enkidu and darted off,
the wild animals distanced themselves from his body.
Enkidu ... his utterly depleted(?) body,
his knees that wanted to go off with his animals went rigid;
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>>245042
cool story bro
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>>245025 (OP) 
>>245044
People get off to this? She's a 4/10
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>>245051
She has "dick sucking lips" aka fat nigger lips and is eating chocolate. You do the mathematics to figure out who gets off to this.
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>>245054
White men with cuckoldry kink?
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>>245085
<I'm being cucked by a bar of choclate!!!!
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Your Level of Lack of Imagination DIAGNOSIS:
- if you see a bar of chocolate: SEVERE
- if you see a black dick: MODERATE
- if you see your own dick: NO LACK DETECTED

Your Level of Faggotry DIAGNOSIS:
- if you don't fap: SEVERE
- if you fap but can't coom: MODERATE
- if you coom: NO FAGGOTRY DETECTED

Your Personal Final Score:
YOU'RE A FAGGOT REGARDLESS LOL
>>245085
No, niggers and poos
>>245054
>She has "dick sucking lips" aka fat nigger lips
No she doesn't. She has normal lips. What she's doing with them is stupid, though.
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>>245120
>What she's doing with them is stupid, though.
She's only eating choco. Well I guess that's stupid in that it's unhealthy.

Also what is the facial expression in pic related called? "Trump mouth"? I need to know how to ask e-girls to do it without coming off as supercreepy.
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>>245130
>She's only eating choco. Well I guess that's stupid in that it's unhealthy.
We all know what you're trying to allude to, you subversive fuck.
>I need to know how to ask e-girls to do it without coming off as supercreepy.
You're still going to come off as creepy to them, even if, and especially, if you pay them.
>>245088
The kikes are trying their best to sissify and passify us, it is common knowledge that there exists a psychological correlation between chocolate bars and BBC. KYS kike.
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>>245177
>it is common knowledge that there exists a psychological correlation between chocolate bars and BBC.
Not him, but your mind is in the gutter. I don't correlate those two things at all. 

>>245130
>I need to know how to ask e-girls to do it without coming off as supercreepy.
The request itself is inherently creepy.
another low quality cuck thread.
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>>245177
>it is common knowledge that there exists a psychological correlation between chocolate bars and BBC
Fucking what?
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>>245194
What's your favorite Death in June song? I'm genuinely asking.
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>>245194
>that graphic
Hey, don't lump us all in the same boat. I'm a WN in large part to not being attracted to colored people and I don't like IR porn.
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>>245196
Little Black Angel
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>>245200
Real WN are disgusted by miscegenation and real, disciplined ones don't seek pornography out period.
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>>245200
It wouldn't matter if you a way to prove it
U racist? You are mad at your lust for niggers
They just can't think outside of that box.
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>>245202
Why?
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>boring white woman tasting a chocolate candy bar
>chan retards think it has something to do with bbc
>no one here to post the mutts law meme
I need an internet vacation
>>245228
Wait, I was right about white men being the biggest threat to the white race? I was joking, shit
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>>245230
Yeah check the dating stats, White men are disproportionately represented in interracial marriages. Despite the kike propaganda White women still date White men, only a tiny minority of women ever date outside their own race.

This is not a new phenomenon, mixture between dravidian women and the Aryan men caused the entire indian racial caste system to collapse leading to the atrocity that is india today. White men also were overrepresented in jewish interracial relationships, which were often White Male Jewish Female, this lead to kikes using their women as a trojan horse to hijack Aryan blood and sow confusion amongst Europeans.

If White men were ever loyal to their race, this clown world we live in today would not exist. Once again fuck men, they deserve the loneliness and suffering they experience. No in fact the deserve worse, they deserve a thousand-thousand reincarnations into the hell realms, for their treachery and lechery.
>>245236
I am going to fap to blacked just to spite you
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>>245248
Find some coal burner with a niglet, then be the best father to the niglet
That will really show us
>>245285
Take it easy
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>>245228
>>245236
>Men are the scum of our race, we need to send to them to the ukranian front lines to die.
>Once again fuck men, they deserve the loneliness and suffering they experience.
If you're a woman: *long hug* + relax, stop hating.
If you're a man: *brohug* + relax, stop hating.

PS: If you're a woman, you forget you have the power to fix the men. Not by shaming, not by wishing harm, not by hating, but by loving! I can totally understand why you'd be jelly of white men opting for non-white women though, because the proof of your failure is in their pudding. And don't you get mad at me or I eat your face in self-defense!
>>245204
I was born into shit and I will kill all niggers and kikes. I will seize the ones I think are pretty. I will sterilize them, make them wear markers of concubine status, and keep them in a dungeon far enough from residential neighborhoods. I am a machine. Give me supplies and I will give you dead niggers.
>>245236
Cook, clean, be sweet, and don't be fat. You'll mog those bitches by the end of this year
>>245236
As a male, who is straight, but people still call me a faggot out of jealousy, projection and my appearance, I agree.
I had better experiences with women than any men since childhood, still do.
>The /intl/ faggot is still crying about white men not wanting to have sex with his old gay ass and further embarking on his own fantasies about interracial sex
>>245236
You will never be a woman, acting like a femcel is just the cherry on top of your 41% cake.
>>245228
What we need is another world war that will end with only the cities getting nuked. The rest will sort itself out.
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