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Figured out the harder it is you try to hold it in when masturbating, the harder it is to not climax. So the solution is to not send signals to your penis and detach mentally from it
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>>242182 (OP) 
What's the point?
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>>242208
Because edging is fun but blowing your load is bad for you. I recommend edging in the way I described and making your penis contract for a brief moment and alternating until your satisfied
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>>242213
>edging is fun
It's tiring, boring, and doesn't give me a that fulfilling orgasm feeling at the end which is the whole point because a good orgasm gives you a lasting elevated mood afterwards. The best fapping sessions I've ever had lasted at most 5-10 minutes and involved being completely naked standing up or on my knees gripping my foreskin in my hand but instead trying to only roll it back and forth by thrusting my hips while vividly imagining I'm having sex with a crush or some girl I've been thinking about lately, either that or just fapping normally (usually while still naked) and focusing about how pleasureful it is to stimulate my penis. Sometimes there's porn (3DPD) that's good enough or even surpasses using my imagination, but it's few and far between because kikes don't want you to actually feel good, they want you to be on a wild goose hunt hoping that you settle on more and more degenerate shit because they've created an artificial scarcity of "quality" porn.
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>>242219
>fulfilling orgasm feeling at the end
Which quickly turns to brain fog with you feeling like shit and tired. I want the pleasure that masturbation gives with the added benefit of not lowering testosterone levels
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>>242254
>I want the pleasure that masturbation gives with the added benefit of not lowering testosterone levels
Apparently, having an orgasm without ejaculating is a thing. I don't know much about it though.
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Butt stuff and not jerking off for long points of time is the only ways to cum more, also violent porn
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>>242256
I never masturbate, but last night I had a dream about watching porn of a couple guys raping a couple women while nearly drowning them by submerging their faces in a muddy puddle.
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>>242255
>>242254
>>242255
Read Mantak Chia's book about the multi-orgasmic techniques for the man.
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>>242266
>Read Mantak Chia's book about the multi-orgasmic techniques for the man.
I'm afraid that most people in here would dismiss it as new age mumbo jumbo.
>>242255
It's called a dry orgasm and that happens when you lie your body weight on your dick and restrict the urethra from cumming. I do not do this.
You guys ever had a full-body orgasm? That shit is wild.
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>>242311
Most posters here are retarded brown heteros, they'll never understand the DIVINE pleasure of cumming using the male G-spot.
>>242259
Oh, don't feel no way about it
You come from a long line of successful gang rapists
>>242312
>G-spot
>G-d
This is not a coincidence, xister! Amen!
>>242312
That's not what I'm talking about, you cockslurping faggot troglodyte, shame of your entire family for a hundred generations. It's where your entire body has that orgasmic "glow".
>>242312
The anus is not a sexual organ.
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>>242312
How can you get a prostate orgasm, by yourself, without any toys/objects? I think I've found the spot with my fingers, because when I cum (the normal way, from stroking my dick) I can feel that spot getting stiff, but when I try pressing or rubbing it the most I get is just a light sensation of wanting to pee. And after a while my wrist starts hurting.
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>>242325
Have strong wrists?
>>242319
The mouth isn't either.
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>>242465
They are both part of the digestive system, not the sexual reproductive system.
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>>242465
But at least the mouth is much cleaner and doesn't have literal shit, it's excellent at lubing itself, and it won't be damaged and lead to incontinence if used for sexual acts too much.
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>>242485
The mouth can have cavities, mucus, and bile come out of it
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>>242485
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting
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>>242489
>>242490
>irrelevant edge cases
Did you know that air can contain toxic gases? You better stop breathing, bub.
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>>242491
The mouth has so much bacteria in it that even a toilet has less in sum total in regards to variety. Your very teeth are consumed by bacteria if yuo do not constantly brush.If you have an immune system issue the yeast in yoru mouth may yet cause oral thrus. 

Back to the post of >>242319 what is your point? Sexual reproduction being the point of enjoying sexuality? How vanilla of you. Go raise a child, I'm sure that goybot will thank you for cursing it to this realm.
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*oral thrush
*your/you
etc
>>242593
Ignore the israeli bot
>assfucking yes/no
<da joos this/that
>>242466
at which point we're comparing apples to apples which is fair
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>>242325
>How can you get a prostate orgasm, by yourself, without any toys/objects?
Use your bf's penis. I never managed to cum without another man's assistance. Before that I was just ok with the sensation of objects inside, especially the feeling of my anus being stretched.
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>>242771
Can you be my bf?
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>>242771
Sorry, I'm not a gayfag.
Just because I want to experience a much stronger orgasm (a normal desire to have) doesn't mean that I'm fine with the implications of practicing buggery with other men.
>>242182 (OP) 
Orgasm is a function of blood pressure. The only way to control your blood pressure is to control your breathing, with diminishing returns. Its why autoerotic asphyxiation is a thing. If you want to bust a fat nut, breathe deep before you cum and hold your breath as you do, no david carradine tier rube goldberg machine necessary. Do with this information what you wish.
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>>242907
>orgasms
>implying people think that a david carradine tier rube goldberg machine is necessary
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>>243098
Well, the name David Carradine is no longer associated with shitty gen x martial arts films, he will forever be known as "that retard who gooned himself to death." I'm of the opinion that hebrews had a hand in his shameful end, but that's beyond the scope of this thread. 

As an addendum to my previous post: The only other two ways to reduce blood pressure is to get in shape, as body fat percentage and cardiovascular fitness correlate to lower blood pressure and endurance, as sex can be anywhere between walking (slow, passionate sex) and HIIT (cheek clapping sex.) The only other thing that reduces blood pressure is... Smiling. Smiling stimulates a sympathetic response in the nervous system that reduces blood pressure.
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>>242907
I'm going to try this right now and report my results.
>>243139
>beyond the scope of this thread
PUSSY!
It didn't work.
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>>242182 (OP) 
We gooners already knew this.
>>243202
Good job fucking up holding your breath, retard. You start holding your breath before the orgasm, and hold your breath until the orgasm is over. Git gud.
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>>243397
>start holding your breath before the orgasm, and hold your breath until the orgasm is over
I think I instinctively did that on my own without realizing it so when I consciously tried doing it I messed up.
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