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(807.2KB, 1439x1435) Reverse Good gentles all, lend again your ears to me! With boundless joy I make it known to this lewd assembly that, after four-and-twenty hours misspent in wrestling with guides most vilely writ upon that GitHub scroll, and in the example-mods the game doth proffer, toiling to divine the meaning of a text that mocks all sense, and after fierce debate with that wretched prating oracle of GPT, to root the cause of mine affliction, only to learn some other knave had wrought a helpful tutorial upon the YouTubean stage of fools, my first and own most personal mod is at the last complete! And I have crowned the triumph as befits a conqueror: I hath popped the cork of victory, that is to say, cranking mine own hog.
What madness hath possessed me, that I should bend mine hours to the learning of two crafts, nay, two whole tongues of iron and of code, though but the rudiments thereof, and all to quench a base and burning lust?
'Tis proof enough that this unruly member, thy nether sceptre, doth drag a man to regions whither no blade nor pistol e'er could drive him.