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Is this a safe place to discuss Fire Emblem? I'm relatively new to the series, but I do own some of the older games, so if I don't know everything, please go easy on me. As a starter, I haven't played every game in the series, so which one is the indisputably worst?
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>>231264 (OP) 
Anything from before New Mystery of the Emblem came out is probably fine.
Anything after is pretty shit with the exception of echoes of valentia which I recommend you only play in japanese. Though this goes for the other games in the series as well but moreso EoV.
Indisputably the worst in my opinion is awakening but pre-waifufag era it would probably be gaiden.
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>>231265
But I love Awakening... what's so bad about it? Is it because the tumblrfags starting crawling into the fanbase around that time? I don't like them either.
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Edelgard did nothing wrong.
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>>231269
Arvis did nothing wrong.
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>>231267
1. Way too easy even on the highest difficulty
2. Maps are too static and are part of why the game is so easy.
3. Animations are a HARD step down from the previous games.
4. Boring ass characters that would put UT to shame.
5. Early 3DS game so it looks fucking terrible.
I understand that the series would be dead if they kept going the way they did but jesus christ did it have to be like this?
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>>231275
UT? as in the shitty tumblr game?
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>>231276
Yes.
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>>231277
Jeez, I wouldn't go THAT far. I don't want to kill the cast of Awakening the way I want to erase Und*rt*le from existence. But yeah, you bring up fair points. I mainly enjoy Awakening because of Lucina. She carries the whole game for me. Though I'm curious, what are your thoughts on Fates? Because that game gets a lot more hate than Awakening. I personally believe not even playing the English fan-patch can fix that ridiculous dumpsterfire of a game.
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>>231278
Fates is technically much worse but Awakening started the fire that brought the series low so it gets the badge of shittiness in my book.
>>231279
Fates is just Awakening assets recycled. The "anagram" characters being the worst offenders for me. I didn't think that Gaius' candy fetish could get more annoying.
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>>231279
Ooh, I'm gonna play Blazing Blade soon. Anything I should know before going in? (Missable characters, items, etc.)
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>>231269
Waifu Emblem did everything wrong
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>>231679
I wouldn't generalize like that. I think there's pros to the games, they're just distinctly different from prior offerings.
>>231278
>>231279
>>231281
Fates is like Awakening, but better. The story is more fun to call shit, the gameplay is more in-depth to facilitate eugenics autism and/or devilish map design (for good and bad), and Corrin is more of a character than Robin is. I played Fates first and going back to Awakening was like having ice water thrown in my face.
If you hated all the nu-shit Awakening added, then Fates will be grating. That being said, I was still able to have fun in Birthright by powergaming as hard as I could, and Conquest was just unironically solid. Revelation is the worst FE game I have ever played and I couldn't finish it because of how aggressively stupid its story and map design was - which is saying something after Birthright. 
The weapon triangle and pair-up system are probably the best part of Fates. Some of the characters are tolerable. If you've replayed the GBA games and romhacks over and over then you should at least pirate it and give it a shot so you can talk shit about it on the internet.
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>>231895
Don't forget the weapon variety! Seriously, how many weapons are in this game? It's got to be well over 100.
Corrin is superior to Robin because he can fuck his cousin.
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>>231899
Corrin IS superior to Robin because he can fuck his cousin.
>>231287
The game puts you through normal (easy) mode before you get a chance to enjoy Hard Mode for both stories (the meat of the game). Try to adjust to the game's pace during that time. There's plenty of missables, but part of the fun is to find out the game's secrets on your own, so I won't reveal those.
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>>231911
Well now I'm further intrigued... I do love missable/optional collectibles...
Would mentioning anything related to Three Houses be ill-advised? I know those discussions get ugly pretty quickly.
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>>231921
Who the fuck decided to make it so long? It's such a slog it's hard to finish.
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>>231922
Gotta draw in the Persona fans with pointless busywork walking sim gameplay, I guess
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Build for big brother hugs
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>>231922
It's built around the idea of being a raising sim, that's also why they give you all your units at the very start.  It's stupid to do this in a game with permadeath, but at this point it's clear 90% of players don't use it and IS has completely given up on designing around it.  Still, it could have been an interesting angle if they had done more to differentiate units and balance classes.  The training half of the game would be so much less of a slog if you had to actually think about where everyone is going and what you're going to need instead of just throwing everyone on the wyvern lord/dark flier paths because they are objectively better than everything else and trivialize pretty much every map.
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Edelgard was wrong, and I have PROOF! First off her hatred for the Nabateans is the main reason why people compare her to Hitler and the jews. But I beg to differ! The Nabateans are more akin to the Aryan race than anything! Dragon shape-shifters with green hair, green eyes, and longevity? They are a master race! And just like real Aryans, they are endangered! But if the Nabateans are Aryans and Edelgard is Hitler, then shouldn't she get along with them? See, Edelgard's not really Hitler, and who she conspires with should make it more obvious. An evil shadow government that orchestrates everything in underground tunnels? Nintendo knew what they were doing. The Agarthans are obviously jews! Edelgard and the jews are jealous of Lady Rhea and her race's superior genetics. The jews want to wipe out the Aryan race all out of jealousy! Edelgard is merely a jewish mouthpiece, she thinks she has freedom, but of course, we all know who's really in control. Even in Crimson Flower, the jews get their way in death. This is the shocking truth Edeltards don't want you to know.

tl;dr Edelgard works with jews to kill Rhea and friends because Rhea and the other manaketes have superior DNA to humans
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>>231934
>Ahh... Dear brother, please try to remember where we are right now. What would our companions say if they saw us in such a personal moment?
>>231943
Fuck all of that gay shit you said - WHEN WILL MANAKETES BE FUN TO USE? I was so excited when Corrin turned out to be the fucking manakete lord and 99% of the time, going manakete fucking SUCKS. WHY? When will these assholes be fun to play with?
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>>231967
What's wrong with manaketes?
>>231967
At least warriors made it fun when tiki turned into one. Still doesn't offset the rest of the shit that game had.
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>>231679
I think if they would've just made the maps a little bit more interesting and harder as well as cutting out the monastery part the game it would've been one of the best in the series. There's a lot to like about the game even with it's flaws.
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>>231980
>monastery 
There's this https://forums.serenesforest.net/index.php?/topic/97252-three-houses-no-monastery/ but ...
seems to have moved discussion to shitcord since Dec 31 of 2022. Gaygle Drive link in the OP leads to No Monastery 1.4 so yeah thread's been abandoned
Haven't tried it so can't comment. I suggest reading all posts to be aware of potential pitfalls
I'm about halfway through my Awakening playthrough, who is best wife for marry?
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>>232016
the one with the boobs
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>>232016
Whoever you marry, just make sure Tharja dies single.
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>>232021
Which one???
>>232022
Ok
>>232022
What's wrong with smug hex maniac? Characters like that in harem VNs usually have a softer side you see when you play their route.
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>>232030
Tharja abuses her daughter.
>>232037
And whoever gets picked as her husband becomes the biggest simp imaginable regardless of his personality because they were lazy as fuck with the dialogue.
Ok, so, besides Tharja, who else shouldn't I marry?
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>>232052
Everyone.
>>232064
Bait-free answer pls kthxbai
>>232064
>3rd row 1st column
>only bad thing the pic creator could come up with was "aspergers"
As an outsider, looks like the choice is easy
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>>231964
>My dear Erika, you need not worry, my love for you is pure...explicit, unadulterated, passion. The onlookers, with their frivolous judgements and prejudiced stares—I shall pay no mind to them. My eyes, they have set on you, and none, not even the lambastings of companions, shall pry them away.
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>>232085
>>232052
Are there any wife choices that are objectively worse than others? Someone please tell me
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>>232101
They all suck just roll the dice and pick one
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>>232102
Idk man, Chrom’s # simp feels objectively worse than other choices
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>>232052
Mechanically, the "special" characters. They're the worst of both worlds: Only a single child, but doesn't have the crazy stuff a third gen Mark can pull off.
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>>232103
>simp
You could've said orbiter instead of using nigger lingo and you've got it across all the same. I don't even think simp even applies to women.
>>232052
>besides Tharja
Why not her? I've never played Fag Emblem but from what I can tell she's a pretty slut that was too sexy for Smash Brothers. Can't the dick correct her? Does anyone remember that post rationalizing Tharja as a cryptojewess? Is that why?
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>>232103
Lurk before posting again please.
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>>232104
So Anna, Tiki, Aversa and Emmeryn? I don’t really want to fuck that late in the game. I’ve actually got a list of potential wives based on who isn’t already married:

Lissa:
>Cute
>Fun personality
>get 2 kids
<twitter will call me “heckin problematic”
Nowi
>EXTREMELY cute
>Bubbly and friendly
>Obtain dragon daughter x2
<twitter will call me “heckin problematic”
Lucina
>Loyalty to me guarantees she won’t kill me in my sleep
>Most romantic scenes in the game
<twitter will call me “heckin problematic”
>>232106
>>232107
I’m sorry, I couldn’t think of any other words, I’ll use orbiter from now on
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>>232064
I'm going with Lissa, Nowi, Maribelle and Lucina, but I agree that most Fire Emblem girls are garbage and not wife material.
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>>232114
It just happens that I love all 4 of them too…
U stalkin me????
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>>232064
>Nah
Still gets me.
>>232109
>kowtowing to wannabe vols
Simp faggot.
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>>232118
Ok, sorry, I won’t do it again.
>>232118
Your mother sucks nigger cock.
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>>232123
Pimply simply wants me to go away, but pimply simply simply has not power awwwwew :(
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Honestly, I’m just gonna have different wives per save file. Going with Nowi for now because she’s cute and funny
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>>232115
I like moe, cute girls. Maybe you and me share that in common.
Or you can just be my fellow brother in Christ with god-tier tastes. Either works.
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>>232138
Literal best girls. Kids these days and their Engages... that whole cast and not a single best girl... Back in my day, FE had nothing but best girls...
Haven't played Engage, don't really want to, but can someone explain to me why Alear just HAD to be a dragon, despite never going into dragon-mode?
>>232131
You're not denying that your mom sucks a nigger's cock anon...
>>232037
>>232064
>delicious yandere
>but can't raise a child for shit
Can soytendo do anything right?
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>>232166
Well, ackshewaly this is Intelligent Systems, and I honestly think it’s in character for a yandere to be an awful mother. Yanderes have an extremely warped idea of love, which I feel fits her perfectly.
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Will Genealogy of the Holy War ever get an official release in the states? Do the whispers of an alleged remake hold any water? I really want to play that one, but I'm too lazy to set up an emu, and that game's like $6,000,000, and I don't have a SNES. Why is Kidtendo so retarded? I would hope for a remake, but at the same time I'd worry about all the shit they'd change, like how Echoes added le funny unrequited love interest for Alm, who adds nothing and wasn't needed, and then proceeded to make Leon a faggot. That alone makes me worry about them fucking up a hypothetical Genealogy remake.
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>>232201
>Will Genealogy of the Holy War ever get an official release in the states? Do the whispers of an alleged remake hold any water?
I wouldn't hold my breath.
>I'm too lazy to set up an emu
Here's a prepatched rom. https://files.catbox.moe/q6qqou.zip
Just dump it into BSNES.
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>>232208
I kinda sorta bought it alongside Mystery of the Emblem... 46 dorra, not bad
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>>232209
I hope you didn't buy a repro cart.
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>>232210
Naw, I checked everything out, they're legitimate Japanese carts. Japan's game market is nowhere near as fucked as Murica's.
>>232167
First off, almost all yandere interpretations I've seen tend to show them getting impregnated as one of their biggest goals. They see their child as concrete, undeniable proof of their relationship, or at least their love for their beloved. It just doesn't make sense for a yandere to treat her child badly.
Second, it doesn't fit because I say that it doesn't fit.
The yandere fantasy - that of an attractive girl being hopelessly, borderline psychotically attatched to the viewer - is wish fulfillment at heart. It doesn't matter what's the most "in character" for a yandere, because what's the most "in character" for a yandere is whatever satisfies the audience the most. And I doubt that people who are into yanderes want a woman who treats her kids like shit.
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>>232222 (checked)
I can't imagine looking at the characters in Awakening and thinking, "These aren't shallow enough for my wish fulfillment."

Maybe the writer just figured Tharja fans would enjoy a headcase like Noire. The second generation characters are also intended to satisfy the player's wishes.
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>>232228
Robin marrying Noire is pretty funny when you think about it. Tharja’s daughter marrying the man who friendzoned her is so weird and surreal. Like, is that cuckoldry? I don’t think it is.
>>232037
Really?
>>232201
The remake leak was the same leak that leaked Engage. The real question is how absolutely fucked it will be since FE4 is not family friendly in the slightest and Engage was butched pretty bad.
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>>232241
Can’t wait for the 4Kids of of Genealogy
Arvis: Muahahaha, you’re too late, Sigurd! I am having your platonic female friend Deidre over for tea…AND YOU’RE NOT INVITED!
Sigurd: NOOOOOOO IM BEING SENT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION
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If I ever ever find the retard that keeps making/commissioning pics of spiderman fucking Lucina, he's gonna end up like pic related.
>>232334
What a nice person to help her with her stretches.
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>>231264 (OP) 
>1 - 100% chance to do zero damage to character A
>2 - 99% chance to kill character B
>AI will always pick option 1
Did they ever fix this shit?
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>>232359
This also happened with critical hits
>1 - 100% hit 30% crit 0 damage
>2 - 100% hit 0% crit 10 damage
AI will always pick option 1 even though 3x0 is still 0.
>>232334
Keep this cancer out of the thread, wtf is this
>>231270
Back to reddit.
>>232064
>image macro which calls lolis pedo
Man this thread brought in the cancer fast
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>>232485
I mean, none of those "memes" are accurate in the slightest
>>231934
>>231964
>>232085
So, are the twins from Sacred Stones actually incestuous, or is it just a big meme?
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>>232591
They love each other a little too much for siblings. They gain support faster with each other than with anyone else, and they have a shared epilogue if you pair them. >>231964 is a direct quote from their C support (Ephraim was caressing Eirika's cheek). They also wield weapons named after an incestuous brother and sister from myth.
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>>232624
Holy shit...
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I don't understand why these goofy games seem to attract autistic faggots. Seems like imageboards are the only place you can have a civil discussion about them.
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>>232736
I dunno about that I've seen plenty of extremely autistic nutcases on imageboards talking about these games. Not sure if you were using any /v/s much when Awakening first came out but good lord it was a perfect shitstorm of shipping faggots, people who fucking hated it and raged at anyone who liked it, and casuals who had it as their first FE which served to simultaneously further piss off the haters and allow the shipping niggers to spew their particular form of vomit all over the place.
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>>232629
I'm pretty sure their ending also mentions them being King and Queen of their land. You can take that as you will but still a bit off.
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>>232740
Are you talking about the constant porn dump threads that I see everywhere else? Like, this ain't a fuckin' booru. I do enjoy myself both the actual gameplay, story, and lore of Fire Emblem, as well as the shipping, though I keep that stuff to myself, seeing as nothing good ever comes out of ship discussion. I come here to discuss the series' direction for the most part anyways.
>>232741
hot
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>>232742
>Are you talking about the constant porn dump threads
That's what those threads eventually turned into, but no it involved a whole lot more sperging initially. Like more than usual for /v/, it wasn't until Undertale came out that I saw anything rivaling how retarded those Awakening threads got.
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>>232752
>seethe
>coomers
>>232741
Eirika is called "Restoration Queen" even if she stays single. I think it was just a misunderstanding of the term.
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>>232758
I had to go back and look at the endings but in Seths solo ending it says he's still a knight to the new King and Queen
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>>232771
Twincest is wincest
Why does Lucina always seem to be the butt of some of the shittiest memes in the FE fanbase? The hootersfag, the spiderman autist, something about peppa pig? Is it because she's a woman, and woman make brain go ape-mode? Or is it because she's popular? I genuinely love her as a character, so it kind of pisses me off that this is all people seem to mention about her whenever she's brought up. Am I getting a bit too attached to a fictional character? Yeah probably. Are the memes annoying? Absolutely.
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>>232797
>I genuinely love her as a character
Why? She's completely flat, dull, and cheap nostalgia pandering.
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>>232798
I beg to differ. She's the complex character in Awakening. If you look into her many conversations, you would see that her personality is anything but flat and dull. She's multifaceted, in battle she maintains a serious and noble demeanor, while outside of battle, her goofier side emerges. She's a determined woman, but also quite vulnerable and sweet. I'm passionate about her, and it has NOTHING to do with me wanting to fill her mommyhole with babyjuice (mostly). I could write more, but that's the general reason I love her, and why  this shit pisses me off. But I can't speak for everyone, obviously.
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>>232624
>little sister
>dragon loli tm
>childhood friend princess
>goofy spoiled princess
Has any man in Fire Emblem ever come close to Ephraim in having such a god-tier choice of wives? This man is truly blessed.
>>232797
>>232799
Here's a better question, why do Lucinafags always tend to sperg out about the smallest thing concerning their waifu? Asking as a fellow blue hair board aficionado.
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>>232808
I hate spiderman, that's it
>>232808
Okay, it's more than that. I just don't want her to be associated with autists, because it then reflects badly on me for liking her.
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>>232811
That's a stupid reason you're anonymous there is no reputation to worry about unless you're the kind of faggot that goes out if his way to be recognizable in which case you are the autist and deserve ridicule.
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>>232857
I meant IRL, hypothetically.
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>>232875
Stop it.
Get some help.
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>>232877
Ok, ok, it’s an irrational fear, I admit. Let’s get back on topic. I’m worried that Engage is going to affect the series’ direction going forward, and that vtuber sameface garbage is going to be the norm. Please tell me this isn’t the case.
>>232875
That's even dumber because if someone immediately starts crying autism IRL then there's something fucked in their heads and you probably shouldn't associate with them anyway. I know twatter and other social media makes it seem like everyone does obnoxious shit 24/7 but people don't typically do that kind of retarded shit face to face unless they're severely mentally deranged in some way or drunk/high. Quit worrying and talk about what you like, anyone who is a cunt about it can fuck off and talk to someone else if it bothers them that much.
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>>232890
Hell yeah. Fuck the autists
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>>233186
Wasn't this guy accused of some shit?
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i never really liked permadeath nor inventory management and imo Vandal Hearts did the whole thing better, despite this i enjoyed FE4

i am currently playing Fates because 
>waifuemblem
and a mixture of having a mother complex and some weird cult-like fascination with the "Redeeming Female/Goddess" archetype to the point where i need a Camilla in my life to un-fuck me as a creature

Arden deserved better
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>>233229
Gonna be controversial, casual mode removes the need to constantly reset the console everytime someone dies
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>>233236
i think most people tacitly agree on this since almost everyone plays them on emulators on account of pre-3ds titles being either too rare, expensive, or straight up not released outside of Japan, with the result of savestates being used, its only the 1337-H@XX0RD niggers that actually reset their console/play ironman and play the games like it was Drang Nach Osten and pretend they are playing nu-xcock/gayest ♂dungeon♂/[insert RNGfest "hard for the sake of being hard" tactical RPG] that are really loud about it, if it was up to me tryhards would be put on concentration camps alongside journos, but alas, c´est la vie
>play Fire Emblem without resetting
>the casual gaystoppo kicks down my door
>throws me onto a masturbation train rollercoaster straight to the gas chamber
>actually die unlike kikes because I'm not a casual
lol even in death I am better than you.
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>>233248
you missed the part where i stated "alongside journos" wich you may or may not have done it on purpose because your feelings may or may have not been hurt from someone not complying 1337 g4m3r etiquette (wich implies der jude being thrown in the gaschamber ALONGSIDE, as opposed to "instead")
i could explain myself and give you a long tirade as to why i think horseshoe theory applies to the world of james on video, and a few examples of how elitist homosexuals with rabies will shit up games just as bad as the average tumblr ballerina, but this is the fire emblem thread, not the schizotypal rambling thread
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>>233236
It also removes the need to protect your units. You can throw away as many lives as you like at the end of a battle because they'll all just come right back.
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>>233258
It makes the game ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE
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>>233256
It was clearly a joke you humorless idiot. And before you come back at me with that ">pretending to be retarded" response a joke is the exact opposite of that. It assumes the people listening to the joke aren't too fucking stupid to understand that the teller is being facetious (not you apparently), while pretending to be retarded assumes the faggot responding is an actual angry retard (you apparently).
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>>233262
Not for me it doesn't. These games aren't so complicated that they need to remove an entire layer of strategy from every battle.
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>>233295
Honestly, joking aside, I do actually attempt to come up with strategies...even if I'm bad at it.
>>233279
... anon the masturbation train rollercoaster was just too much. That went from joking to srs bsns
s-strap me in d-daddy
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>>233295
its not about the strategy or lackthereof, its plain and simple the tedium that comes with resetting, consider the following
>Early FE titles give you a plethora of grunts and clones alongside your important "Story" characters (Ogma, Marth, Jagen etc...)
>From GBA onwards the shift goes towards less characters with more story, supports are a thing now, and there are less clones, (Compare FE3 with a total of 60 Playable characters, to FE6 wich drops down to 54, then FE7 drops down to 44, and FE8 to 34, no game goes over the 50 character mark after that)
>This continues onwards to current day, where from what i´ve heard (I never played 3H i don´t have a switch) you literally can´t ironman the game because you don´t have enough characters or some shit

i don´t think you are meant to reset at all, in earlier games you had enough characters and the game was designed around you taking casualties, but as i mentioned before, the shift in focus made it harder and harder to just roll with the game and not have to reset every time, specially in a game with RNG mechanics where every character has its own set of stats that had to be taken in and codified (not like in advance wars where you can tell wich unit does what at a glance, even if two characters are the same class their performance and role can vary wildly) if you want to play the game without losing units (wich is a requirement in post-GBA entries and arguably, during the GBA era too) it requires you to take it slow and plan ahead (or have played the game 90 times and know everything already through trial and error), combine this with how a single poor "dice roll" (Percentiles are bad dice mechanics + RNG as a whole is niggerlicious game design) can fuck your entire game and force you to reset, and you have an experience that personally, i can only compare to beating Hitman 2 : Silent Assasin on Professional trying to get Silent assasin on every mission, with the caveat that at least the old Hitman games had short levels, resetting on a FE game can easily lose you 20-40 minutes

there is also the oddball of FE4 directly giving you the ability to save at the beginning of every turn and simultaneously having a cast of only 24 character, wich i think it supports my case

the main issue imo is that they made a casual mode where they remove permadeath, but then didn´t replace it with anything, as i stated before Vandal Hearts did it best, losing units takes away money and even if there is no permadeath, losing the lord (Ash) loses you the game, wich isn´t that important in that game since there isn´t much to buy beyond equipment upgrades, but in FE with the whole weapon durability, one use items, seals, etc... i think it has a much greater impact, you would be exchanging the tedium of resetting for a "trade" you keep your units, but subsequent scenarios will be harder to deal with due to dwindling resources

>>233279
>clearly
there is no "clearly", there is text on a screen, i can´t hear the tone of your voice or see your face expression, many people say stupid shit on the internet to the point where one may think they "must be joking" only for the retard in question to double down, if you need a practical example take a stroll around any mainstream social media site or look up any journo article
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>someone actually got butthurt at my casual gaystoppo holocaust joke
Genuine autism.
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>>233347
get a sense of humor
>>233347
…I thought it was funny
>>233321
>if you want to play the game without losing units (wich is a requirement in post-GBA entries and arguably, during the GBA era too)
Fuckaround veteran here, this is bullshit. Maybe if you're a retard and let the designated crutch prepromotes eat all the XP at the beginning of the game and then refuse to use anyone new, but the games generally give you enough recruits with decent stats after the first act that nobody is truly irreplaceable and you'll have a deep enough bench to survive until either the replacement catches up or you get someone new who's on par. It may be harder for a while but it shouldn't be unwinnable by any stretch.
>it requires you to take it slow and plan ahead
Yes. It's a strategy game, you fool.
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>>233389
What game?
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>>233391
Fire Emblem - Genealogy of the Holy War. That happened in Chapter 1.
>>233389
Watching a slim sword LARP as brave makes me feel dirty.
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>>233374
im not shure if you understood my point, so again 
>From GBA onwards the shift goes towards less characters with more story, supports are a thing now, and there are less clones, (Compare FE3 with a total of 60 Playable characters, to FE6 wich drops down to 54, then FE7 drops down to 44, and FE8 to 34, no game goes over the 50 character mark after that)
>This continues onwards to current day, where from what i´ve heard (I never played 3H i don´t have a switch) you literally can´t ironman the game because you don´t have enough characters or some shit
you are not required to reset in the GBA era, im not shure if GBC gives you the same leeway, but in latter entries i don´t think you are meant to lose anyone, even then in Fates you already see that a lot of the characters "Die" but aren´t really dead storywise
>Yes. It's a strategy game, you fool.
no, its a Tactical RPG or "Simulation RPG" like the nips like to say, you may play it for the Tactics, but others play it for the RPG

regardless my main point is that resetting loses you a fuckload of time, you can only spend so much mental stamina on beating a single chapter perfectly without losing anyone, casual removes this waste of time but it fucked up by not filling the permadeath void
there isn´t really any excuse because Fire Emblem is the only Tactical RPG with permadeath that i know, Ogre battle, Vandal hearts, Final Fantasy tactics... there are plenty of places to look for solutions in the permadeath problem, they just haven´t done it
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>>233321
>there is no "clearly",
Yes, you're right we should take "gaystoppo masturbation train rollercoaster" seriously and at face value and never consider for a second someone is taking the piss.
>>233409
>regardless my main point is that resetting loses you a fuckload of time, you can only spend so much mental stamina on beating a single chapter perfectly without losing anyone
So don't reset every time you make a mistake like a speedtranny. This is war motherfucker. You're not going to miss anything important if someone dies in the GBA games, plot relevant characters just get "wounded" become force ghosts when they die. The game gives you a buffer of semi-expendable units for a reason, do you think that that list of 30 or so names was for decoration?
>but muh war hogwarts
Waifu Emblem is not Fire Emblem and doesn't belong in this conversation.
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>>233442
>This is war motherfucker
>Waifu Emblem is not Fire Emblem
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ytA2MrPEZdA
is it really war? what about FE4 having literal dating sim mechanics?, what about both Roy and Ephraim having softcore harems? what about the fucking Aum and Valkyrie staves?
its a two way street, "if you want your animu grills go play something else"
can be answered with "if you want your gritty war game go play Jagged Alliance, Xcom, Silent Storm"
Fire Emblem tries to be both and for me, it fails because you either treat it like ASL and see units as fucking counters on a hex map, or you treat it like an RPG and then reset every time someone dies to get the happy ending

in the first case you have a watered down version of old Xcom/Jagged alliance, i can´t give Eliwood a fucking HE charge to make up for his shitty combat skills, i can´t blow up those bandits camping in that forest with large rockets because fuck you im not going into that forest to get killed by reaction fire, i can´t comission a Tank/Rocket launcher and send it forward and use it as mobile cover, i can´t buy NVG´s from Bobby Ray´s and go laser party at 2AM in san mona, In the latter, you have an exercise in frustration, with the exception being FE4 (Incidentally being the only FE that i truly enjoyed) allowing you to save and Awakening onwards letting you play casual mode

Fire emblem could have had a harmonious balance between having a permadeath mode and then having some "softcore" mode where you don´t have to deal with the tedium of permadeath but you take some form of penalty for every unit loss, like losing money or whatever the fuck

instead you have this hodgepodge of games being more and more oriented towards not losing units in every subsequent entry while keeping the permadeath because "its a staple of the series" while casual mode being retard mode, so you either play with permadeath and let the game be unplayable, or play casual and just breeze through the game because they really didn´t think it through, with the only "fixes" being shit like mila´s turnwheel
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>>233456
Isn’t there a sex mini game in Genealogy?
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>>233456
Can't believe I have to say this but:
skill issue
>>233460
If there was you would think waifu emblem niggers would bring it up when defending their halfassed visual novels. FE4's love points work almost exactly like supports in the GBA games except 1) romance only and b) the player has less control over it because everyone gains love points passively with every possible partner as the game goes on with base values, proximity-based growths and optional conversations deciding who gets with who. It's not like waifu emblem where every girl has a special lovey dovey moment with (YOU)and the player can more or less buy affection ranks, love just blooms on the battlefield of its own volition and you can only steer it to a degree.
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>>233463
>the player has less control over it
kind of, read below
>>233460
There's a hidden jealousy mechanic. Apparently most girls are craven sluts who lust after a particular dick. Even Cuan's wife can steal affection points from other girls if she is near Midil while they fawn over him. If you reset the game and load your save the jealousy list changes to something more "fair" and tame. You have two lists per generation. You can reset during Gen 1 and not alter Gen 2's initial list. Celice x Yuria (Gen 2) can be paired through jealousy as long as you don't reset. Normally they get -5 points/turn so pairing them gets +5 by ending turn beside each other. They start at 490 but cannot progress. Yuria  is at the top of the pecking order as long as you don't reset Gen 2. Jealousy can then be abused but sometimes 490 -> 0 instead of 490 -> 500. You then must carry the harem around in proper formation to loop to 500 ... for true love.
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>>233464
According to the wiki the jealousy "mechanic" is actually a pointer corruption bug in the code that hands out love points. This explains why the priority list changes after a soft reset.
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>>233467
Whatever it is, it's fun times in an incest-ridden den of swords and sluts. https://serenesforest.net/genealogy-of-the-holy-war/characters/jealousy/ if anyone wants to goof around with it. Use savestate to allow yourself to start/stop play while maintaining the initial list. This is quite a detailed bug. Ah nintendium, if only they made current games with such depth and quality
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>skill issue
the morrowind defence
i guess its easier to say "skill issue" and claim some hidden secret abstract boon rather than to admit that its just poor game design plain and simple
even more dishonest, the fact that you need to bring up skill when my complaint and the crux of my discussion is the fact that intelligent systems is fucking retarded (heh) and incapable of making a simple alternative to permadeath that A) doesn´t change the way they design games and the old guard can keep enjoying the games, unlike how they do it now B) people that come from other Tactical RPG´s (Because like i said before, there are other Tactical RPG´s outhere and not all of them do permadeath) newcomers and just people that want to play without permadeath
it is even more retarded when, as i have stated before, there are ways of doing this and have worked
>If there was you would think waifu emblem niggers
i literally just did that in my previous post, alongside all the romancing autism in FE 6/7/8, since im already at it, FE4 gives you saves at the beggining of every turn, wich kinda sets a precedent for savestates, and the resurrection staves, while very late in the game, were a thing, and i just fucking remembered that you had an entire chapter in FE5 dedicated to rescuing characters that were captured, so not even the concept of "its a War boyo everyone dies!!!" is beyond questioning, 

Fire Emblem wasn´t set in stone, Fire Emblem Gaiden was very different from 1 and 3, FE4 went full experimental, it was only in GBA that it struck a "Formula", right as Kaga left, when you look at these things in retrospect the jump from GBA/GBC to Awakening isn´t as different from the jump from FE 1/3 to FE4 suddenly having a pawn shop mechanic, no trading between characters, repairs, romance and saves etc... and then FE5 "returning to form" only for it to add captures, Follow up Criticals, etc...

so yeah, i don´t see any reason as to why there shouldn´t/couldn´t be a casual mode that doesn´t suck, if you don´t like waifuemblem that´s on you, i don´t like permadeath (or RNG) and i am not particularily fond of the GBA trilogy so there is that, however if the argument is "XYZ is invalid because its in waifuemblem, and waifuemblem is not r341 1337 fire emblem" then i guess we could apply that retroactively and shit on every FE that is not FE5 or Gaiden, shit, we could go even more purist and claim that Tear Ring Saga is the TRUE FE6 and that everything after FE5 is Fake Emblem

>the player has less control
you can isolate Lover A and Lover B next to eachother and keep ending turns over and over and over again, FE4 is not time-constrained, as long as you don´t activate the next stage of the scenario, there are charts entirely dedicated to "Pair X with Y For optimal minmaxing" if this is "less control" then i don´t know what to tell you
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>>233478
>defence
>anglos
I say again: skill issue
>Pair X with Y For optimal minmaxing
Compare to the GBA games where support rank ups flat out do not happen unless you activate the support conversations in the player phase, no matter how many turns you had Eirika and Ephraim make fuck-me eyes at each other. Yes, I think that's a finer level of control than having to plan your movement around eugenics.
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>>233479
english is my second language bruv
>skill issue
i´ve got 22GB of Anime Girl pictures on my hard drive, i will not disclose how many of them are of Camilla, i am going to masturbate to her and there is literally nothing you can, or will do about it, now if you want to discuss about game design and how or why games are this or that way im open to that, but untill then, you are just being a homosexual because i beat my meat to Anime Girls and play Vandal Hearts instead of a watered down version of Jagged Alliance 2 with swords and child soldiers

also, on my very first run of FE4, i sold the brave sword Lex gives Ayra, and bought it with Arden, was it the most smart move? maybe? maybe not? but it was hilarious, and i will do it again
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>>233478
Morrowind is easy as shit, I just beat it last week.
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>>233522
Morrowind is full of retarded exploits, that's why it's easy. Permanent effect item crafting, especially enchanted with levitation and 100% chameleon, making lotsa cash from alchemy potions raising intelligence temporarily in a loop and then feeding it to skill trainers (one doesn't even stop at 100 skill, so it's unlimited leveling) and so on. Try playing without exploits and then say that again.
>>233524
>Try playing without exploits and then say that again.
I have and I never use that shit. It's only hard for retards who don't put points in agility and weapon skill to start with and then complain that they miss everything.
>>233530
Really? Do you always fight Umbra the legal way?
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>>233531
I don't even remember if I did that quest, but if I did it was without alchemy/enchanting exploits since like I said I never use those. The only exploit I use is resist magic 100 to equip the boots of blinding speed since the game is way too slow without them.
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>>233524
>>233530
Morrowind has so many exploits, it's impossible to play without exploits. It's a game where a character with any skill in bartering can easily sell an item they just bought for more than it cost to purchase.
>>233533
That alone allows you kiting anyone without long range attacks if you have one.
>>233481
>only 22gb
>>233524
I don't think anyone's ever said vanilla morrowind was balanced. The bigger issue are tards that can't figure out why their weapons whiff constantly.
I don't even like morrowind but it's a hell of a lot better than what came after.
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>>233522
never said it was hard, if anything its the easiest because like 49452c said, its broken as shit, and enemies don´t scale beyond the road enemies (wich turn into netches at higher levels, and those are neutral so...) meaning if a specific part is too hard you just need to grind a bit more somewhere else untill you can beat that part 

>>233530
>>233577
>Muh agility
let me guess, you are going to tell me now that i should play a longsword nigger because 50 longsword skill at level 1? and then carry on as if playing as a nigger is the normal and correct thing?

the real way to circunvent morrowind´s retarded combat is by playing Mage, spells NEVER miss as long as you cast them succesfully, unlike combat skills you can train them anywhere since leveling them up requires you to cast them, not necessarily to apply its effects, spellmaking is busted, range and duration are much cheaper when compared to the actual spell effect, this means making a 5-5 damage for 20 seconds 50 ft area of effect is cheaper than the same 100 damage spell for 1 second, in the same manner touch spells are substantially cheaper than target spells

you can make a 1second/1-1 damage on touch/1-1 healing on self and spam it in the wilderness untill you reach 100 in every single school of magic, "b-but overle-" that only happens in oblivion, overleveling is a non-issue on morrowind, if anything it helps you because the loot tables are leveled, and as i said before, the leveled enemies on the road become netches at higher level wich don´t attack you unless provoked (and are scrubs anyways), because most schools of magic raise your willpower with illusion raising your personality and conjuration raising your intelligence, you can easily get a fuckload of willpower and intelligence, that combined with apprentice birthsign (or Atronach if you wanna use potions) will give you enough magicka to cast game-breaking spells, and the willpower to cast them

the thing is the grognard niggers will look at morrowind´s combat system, wich is literally striking at the paddle with a dice roll, and create some made up mystique about it, "look skyrim is dumbed down!" because it removed the spear skill and now you don´t have to roll dice when you strike at the paddle

the same type of 1337 G4m3rZ that state this, will look the other way and pretend that Morrowind isn´t in itself, a dumbed down streamlined version of Daggerfall, and will pretend that the removal of thaumaturgy. linguistic skills, climbing or riding horses never happened, they will say "They RUINED the nords in skyrim" because they made the nords into generic vikings instead of flying whales, even though in Arena (The game that started the series) you could go to skyrim, and it was, just generic vikings, they will claim with much pride that "Morrowind is too complicated for the skybabies" even though all of them would shit their pants and quit the second they got to Castle Sentinel

the "Nu-Game vs Old/Real-Game" dichotomy doesn´t really exist, you have a cadre of normalfaggot troons turning games into fads so they can circlejerk about it and get dopamine from said circlejerking, with the caveat of a few e-celebs making their careers on said fads, then you have a cadre of prima-donnas whose entire personality revolves around "Im the [insert thing] guy" that will "gatekeep" (read that as "gaslight") about how x thing was actually about y, and then proceed to circlejerk about how good and X thing is compared to Y thing, and in the process a few more e-celebs will spring up and profit from recording 8 hour video essays on the same revisionist/elitist note, there are no ideologies, only human types, and these types will manifest themselves in different forms, but the motivations are fundamentally the same (being a nigger and seeking social validation)

to reorient this back to Fire Emblem, like i said in my previous post, you can go ahead and complain about waifuemblem=bad, but that could be said retroactively about pretty much every single entry or arc in the series unless you actually give an argument as to why X thing is bad in of itself, as opposed to appealing to some retarded purism
>>233590
Precisely. It’s the rampant elitism that has turned me off from talking about the series. That and all the porn posting. I’m convinced Engage fans are all chronic masturbaters.
>>233590
You type like a faggot zoomer bitch. Daggerfall was also completely broken, especially with the oghma infinium glitch, and you could also spam spells to max level standing in town. Even without exploiting bugs Morrowind is stupidly easy if you just level efficiently. Most zoomer faggots have the attention spans of retarded gerbils and can't spend more than 20 minutes trying to figure game mechanics out though, so they sperg out about how Morrowind is a terrible game and fuck off back to fortnite. It is a product of it's time but still a great game. In short, you are gay.
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>>233618
>namecalling
>"the game isn´t poorly designed!, its just 2deep4u!"
thanks for proving my point
>Daggerfall
>he thinks the difficulty of the game comes from the game mechanics and not from the unnavigable dungeons with the shitty automap

its not my fault your personality revolves around consuming media and feeding a superiority complex based on the consumption of said media, i guess evaluating games on my own personal experience playing them instead of going by the opinions of the many circlejerks out there IS my fault though
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>>233524
Sorry to burst your bubble but I did it as a martial with no magic or alchemy aside from crafting restore health/stamina potions. I used blunt weapons and heavy armor. I also played with no mods besides the code patch for stability.
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>>233634
And reading further replies I feel I should elaborate that I didn't use any mercantilism exploits or resist magic on the blinding speed boots or anything that I could honestly imagine is an exploit.
I walked up to everything in the game, equipped either my steel warhammer or my wizard staff depending on if it was immune to normal weapons and I hit it until it died. I did this because I actually don't know how to do any exploits.
I started as an Orc because I like warhammer orks. I followed the main quest, joined the imperial legion and advanced when Caius told me to and finished the game in around 30 hours after getting lost a bunch.

Worst of all, I even had fun doing it. Now that I've defended my lady Morrowind's honor you may return to fire emblem discussion.
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>>233628
Nope, you're still a gay retarded nigger faggot. Try again.
>>233635
Then why didn't you get also a hammer from a material that damages ghosts and such? Or is looting a better weapon something against your orc roleplaying?

And be thankful that you didn't stumble upon a backdoor to the Red Mountain endgame area early while randomly exploring wilderness ruins and fortresses. I did so on my first playthrough and I assure you it was anything but easy to encounter just ash ghouls too early.
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Begone, foul temptress.
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>>233683
You play at 240x160 resolution? I know times are tough but damn anon
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>>233687
He probably just lowered the res to native so he doesn't get bullied
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>>233590
Removing the dice roll affects so many things badly, especially when the devs of oblivion and skyrim were obsessed with balance at the detriment of everything else.
>>233677
>then why didn't you get also a hammer from a material that damages ghosts and such? 

To be honest I just didn't find anything like that until I mamaged to loot a frostbite mace near the end of my run, which quickly got replaced by sunder. Wizard staff was a blunt weapon and served me well enough until then.
>>233698
oh no, I'm poking fun at him posting a thumbnail image instead of the full size. I've seen this happen a few times lately. Very strange.
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>>233710
>thumbnail
What are you talking about? That is the GBA's resolution. Sometimes emulators don't take the scaling into account when you take a screenshot and just output the internal resolution, so that's probably what happened here.
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>>233717
>What are you talking about?
>>230942 
Like what this post is pointing out
>output the internal resolution
I see
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Is this...still a Fire Emblem Thread?
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>>233964
Demon Dragon? Sacred Stones?
So that was the Holy War...
Swordmaster/Trueblades with 50+ crit are peak Fire Emblem. Change my mind.
Lynfags have shit taste. Lyn has about as much personality as wet cardboard.
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>Ephraim chose to wield a spear because of the weapon triangle
What a fucking minmaxer.
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>>233973
I think it's unique. Not every protagonist has to wield a sword. I want the next FE game's protag's signature weapon to be a bow. A cool bow. And to not be a shitty character like Alear the manakete but not really. Even Corrin used his dragon powers more.
Do you have any characters you wish were improved or built upon more? (Can be story or gameplay-wise)
Mine would have to be Byleth. Bland character design with those stupid severed sleeves, goose-shit colored hair, and he’s basically a walking lobotomy. He’s just a flesh puppet that takes commands. He never speaks outside of battle, which always bothered me. I guess he makes a good avatar in that sense, just a boring charisma-vacuum that you control…except that doesn’t work because the game gives him a backstory and pre-established character, so he’s just a weird in-between of being an avatar and being an actual character; which doesn’t work at all. Why was the nazi bitch obsessed with him again? He’s a walking statue and I hate him.
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>>234022
Fuck you
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>>234023
And it's already gone. neat.
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>>234000 (checked)
The problem with Byleth is that there's no personality that could make sense for him. The game needs him to alternate between:
-The responsible teacher who cares about his students,
-The utilitarian mercenary who uses his students as pawns,
-The depraved authority figure who has sex with his students.
If he talked like any of these personalities, it would be incongruous with other parts of the game. Instead, the game glosses over it and hopes the player doesn't notice.
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>>234086
I feel like he needs a complete rewrite to work as a character. First off, remove Female Byleth, just have the the male one, as an actual main protagonist, not an avatar. Second, his connection with Sothis could have been so much more interesting. I thought for sure Sothis was going to be evil and attempt to wrest control of Byleth's body. When it didn't happen and Sothis did the whole Namekian fusion shit so Byleth could go super saiyan... I was underwhelmed. I really wanted some kind of introspection with Byleth, him understanding that his only reason to exist is to become a meat puppet for a dead goddess, and either coming to terms with it, or fighting it. I would've loved a chapter where Byleth and Sothis fight in his consciousness, battling an army of phantom nabateans, and eventually showing Sothis that he has the stronger will. Wait a minute... Did I just describe Robin and Grima's relationship? I guess I did, but I was thinking about more nuance than Grima going "REEEEEE IM SO EVIL FEAR ME GOYIM!!!!!!" and Robin responding with "I jizzed in my friend's daughter's womb". I wanted something like Rei II arguing with Rei I if you watched Evangelion. Something along the lines of "Your body is mine. Stop resisting. I am Fodlan's one and only goddess. The ONLY one worthy of ruling this land! Give up and allow me to completely consume you."
"I won't allow it. You are not me. I am me. You are a false prophet. A charlatan. You look down upon humanity as if they are all helpless children. We don't need your oppression! We can guide ourselves toward a brighter future!"
"How can you say such lies?! Look at this once beautiful land. Destroyed by the children of men, plunged into turmoil... Fodlan needs its goddess!"
Something like that. I would love an inner struggle story in a similar vain to that. Grima's too comically evil to scratch that itch.
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>>234111
All I'm getting from this post is you unironically played not one, but multiple waifu emblem games.
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>>234111
Sounds like you want Breath of Fire 4.
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>>234117
And? Who cares? I'm stating my opinions. Fuck off with that elitism shit. Gatekeep the faggots. I actually respect the original work and don't bitch about loli. Don't gatekeep me. Remove the sarkeesian-spawn,
>>234120
Perhaps
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>>234121
>Gatekeep the faggots.
<Fuck off with that elitism shit.
<Don't gatekeep me.
I will gatekeep the shit out of you.
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>>234122
I do what I want. I actually do own the older games, and they're on my backlog.
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Is it bad that I DON’T want a Genealogy remake? I want it to be left alone, and not get a shitty numake like Echoes did. If Genealogy gets a remake, it’s going to get horrendously watered down, and the shit like Sigurd burning to death, the incest, and rape are probably going to be removed as well. And watch ‘‘em add another Faye-like character to the game, because the unrequited love shit hasn’t been done to death in Fire Emblem, has it?! I’m weary of numakes, are my worries justified?
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>>234123
>I actually do own the older games
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>>234123
>I actually do own the older games
>they're on my backlog
That means nothing if you're never going to play them. The discs will rot and you'll be left with nothing but an empty case holding a manual. 20 years of onset is prime time for disc rot to appear. Might as well gouge them for all they're worth to "collector" faggots if you're not playing them.
>>234195
>Sigurd burning to death
>incest
>rape
Hey that sounds like fun. Please elaborate, are those merely implied or are they shown explicitly? Never had the knack to play an FE game but I might have to make an exception here.
>>232262
>I'M BEING SENT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION
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>>234200
I'm actually gonna play them. I have no reason to buy a game if I'm never gonna play it. It's why I hate collectorfags. Those assholes are part of the reason these games are so hard to find.
>Sigurd burning to death
It's shown, but it's not very graphic (It's a Snes game afterall), but you just KNOW they're gonna pussy out on it.
>Incest
Integral to the plot. The whole story revolves around the forbidden union of brother and sister to sex eachother and produce a suitable vessel for an evil dragon
>Rape
Arvis' half-brother was the result of his father raping a maid.
I'm going to be honest when I ask this, and I know she's the most controversial character in FE, but I don't get the hype about Edelgard. Nothing she does is justified, and nothing about her is really... likable. She's a mean old bitch (and she has stupid hair), and her obsession with Byleth is so out of left-field... I still don't know where it came from. Did I miss some scene that magically explains why she's constantly trying to hop on his dick? And her interaction with Byleth after Jeralt's death was appalling. "Just get over it lol" is especially grating when EDELGARD LOST ALL HER SIBLINGS. She should know the pain of loss more than anybody, and that's how she responds? Am I missing something with her? The only "people" that seem to like her are dikes and newfags anyways.
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>>234907
>making a nude mod for head-and-shoulder portraits
>forcing the breasts upward to put the nipples in frame
Porn-addled.
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>>234910
I dunno about you but im as hard as a rock rn lol
>>234910
Not only that but they're pillowshaded too. Disgusting.
>>234907
I mean, she's wearing earrings still, so I don't believe her bracelet is out of the question
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If I actually like Fire Emblem, am I a fake fan?
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>>235030
Not unless the only games from the series you like are waifu emblems.
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>>235038
I don't understand the hatred for them. Every time an FE game gets censored everyone gets mad about it, but you also complain about the boobies and shit. I thought you liked porn sex games? It feels like double standards to me.
>>235039
FE shouldn't have been made into a harem VN with SRPG elements. Harem VNs shouldn't be watered down and censored to pander to ironic weebs and vampiric heebs. You can be mad about both of those things at the same time.
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>>235041
But it's not really even a harem VN, did we play the same game?
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>>235039
Yeah as soon as Fire Emblem is brought up it seems like everyone turns into an SJW. It's very strange.
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>>235039
The only reason why I don't care for the waifu emblems is because it makes an already 'anime-trope' centered game less serious. Feels less like medieval rpg fantasy and more like low-iq less nuanced story telling made for horny highschoolers. You can have serious plots and character depth along with cute girls and fanservice without having to dumb it down into harem/SOL tier garbage.
But, regardless, whether the game's plot and characters are bad or not is irrelevant to the fact that I will be against censorship no matter what. Even if I don't like the game.
>>235217
It's a nintendo game. Nintendo games attract all the shitty activists, especially fire emblem.
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>>235224
IDK, I believe Awakening was pretty good with its main plot and balancing tone, but Fates was a fucking fever dream. Engage is the worst one, no doubt.
I also need to ask this question: why does everyone seem to believe Ike and Soren (As well as Chrom and male Robin) were butt-lovers? Chrom has a daughter and Ike has a distant descendant, so it makes no sense why this yaoishit is still spread like it's gospel? Isn't Kyza the only faggot in FE anyways?
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>>235044
I'm not stupid enough to waste my time playing waifu emblem, but I remember when the testimonials of people who did play it when it was new on 8/v/. Harem VN is the only succinct way to describe how vapid and pander-tastic the writing and character design are compared to Fire Emblem games. The Treehouse lolcalization made it even worse.
Sorry, bro, you have shit taste.
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>>235239
it’s not even close to a visual novel. There’s no harem shit. Awakening is overhated. Fates is a fucking slog and not fun in the slightest, and that was around the time loocalizers got really shitty, censoring and placing reddit humor in the game, so I’ll give you that. Three Houses tries too hard to be Persona. Hell, the art style, main character worship, etc., are so obviously Persona-esque it’s painful. But at the end of the day, the FE fanbase is so tribal, everyone seems to have a different preference. You do you, and I’ll do me. As long as we can agree that the tourists are a cancer on the fanbase. I may have started out with the 3ds shit, but I’m branching out and collecting the older games. I intend on playing most entries, and pretending engage never happened.
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>>235241
>the tourists are so much worse than me
Quit trying to turn better people against each other, Awakening fan.
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>>235290
Fuck off with that elitism shit. tourists are not real fans, they are only here to whine and complain (like you)
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>>235294
>tourists are not real fans
Couldn't have guessed that from the name.
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>>235296
Like it or not, I'm not going anywhere. I don't even understand the greater fanbase's autistic little vendetta with Awakening anyways, like did it kill everybody's dogs or something?
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Never played Sacred Stones, but I heard it’s too easy. Any merit to that? Looking to play it.
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>>235662
It gives you an endless tower to grind whenever you want so you can roll into the end with max level everything.
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>>235662
lemme put it like this
FE7 is the proper entry into the series: you are given an extended tutorial with 11 (11!) chapters which carries all EXP into the main game proper
you build your team, are given 2 viable cav units (on top of 2 more that main game already gives you) and can ABSOLUTELY roll through the normal mode proper to prepare for Hard Modes
FE8 doesn't have tutorials or free EXP, but if you level everyone properly, once you complete Pirate Ship (if you pick Ephraim route; if you pick Eirika's then you just win), there are no more roadblocks in the game
You can roll over the game much harder than FE7 because there is way less challenge in it
And that's not even mentioning the tower >>235663
>>235237
Yaoi shippers are a whole different level of delusional retard. They're also almost all women, specifically the kind of woman that genuinely thinks men can't have platonic friendships, so asking for some kind of logic from them at all is its own kind of lunacy.
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>autistic little vendetta
some niggers are dead on the inside, gnostics called them "hylics" or something along those lines, think about the fags that base their entire personality on "getting" hegel, just like that, some fags base their entire personality on liking or being part of a specific community/fandom/what-have-you

in this case FE faggots just circklejerk about how good the old games are and how good the GBA saga was
theyll whine about "harem vns" then ignore that the entirety of FE4 revolves around pussy and has dating sim mechanics, they complain about Fate`s story but ignore FE7 saturday morning cartoon story, so on so forth...

personally i think the GBA arc sucks cock, FE7 can go fuck itself with the forced tutorial campaign that cannot be skipped unless you have a previous save (so if you reboot your computer or load an emulator on another machine i guess you can go fuck yourself) the lords in all 3 games suck cock and need dedicated babysitters, otherwise you will be resetting at the end of every chapter because Eliwood/Roy/Ephraim/Lyn/Eirika will find a way to get himself critted, killed by an ambush spawn, died because you forgot to move him...  inventory management is a pain in the ass and there is only so much time i am willing to spend on the supply screen wrangling around <10 use iron lances and swords and having to remind myself wich items are sold on wich chapters so that i don`t get fucked sideways with things like running out of lockpicks (because thieves fucking suck in the GBA games) and getting fucked out of chests (losing promotion items that the game already scarcely gives anyways, at least in FE6)

then theres the whole FE6 requiring you to play it like a faggot and getting all Gaiden chapters otherwise you dont even get an ending

i played Fates awhile ago and actually enjoyed the option to remove permadeath, the simplification in inventory management (or rather the removal of weapon uses and having to hoard everything) and the "sandbox" feel of the game, i also revisited FE4 (worse than i remember) and started playing picrelated and im very refreshed in the ways it deviates from the GBA cancer to the point where i am regretting the time waste that was beating FE6 and not having started with the "Bad" FE games as opposed to playing the overhyped piece of shit spastik GBA titles

Fact of the matter is that Fire emblem games are different between eachother, FE4 and 5 have a very different feel and approach to the GBA braindamage, same with the DS Arc of Shadow Dragon and New Mystery, despite this, for some reason niggers make the assumption that you have to either like them all or not, with the exception of the sanctioned puritain elitism of "Awakening bad"
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/thread
>>236913
It's hylism which is essentially just philosophical materialism.
>>235237
I'm glad someone finally asked this. Let me give you a rundown.

Fujoshi are extremely autistic. Very much so. They are even worse than /u/fags with their autism. Soren/Ikefags were around years ago but you didn't encounter them as much since Ike/Marthfags were dominant at the time. Anyway, even though they were autistic, most of them weren't autistic enough to claim that their ship was 'canon 4 real u guyz'. But give or take 10 years, and it's a very common mindset. What happened was the wider acceptance of the LGTV Alphabet community and the entire internet being infested with livejournal tumblr rejects, and the simple fact that the younger generation are all obsessed with being online and treat fictional characters as if they are real. Fictional characters are their entire livlihood so they need them to be 'oh so relatable', and what better way to do that than to make them trans or ghey?
Anyway, as for canonocity, the fujos like to reference this site: 
https://web.archive.org/web/20240107183452/https://lgbtqgamearchive.com/2016/09/05/ike-and-soren-in-fire-emblem-path-of-radiance/
Which is hilarious, because the article contradicts itself. Even though it indirectly admits throughout the entire page that a lot of the so-called 'proof' can be amounted to different connotations and misinterpretations, (Admitting that 親愛 is not necessarily romantic, and that 女性からの好意にも鈍感 can potentially mean obliviousness or simple disinterest in women fawning over him altogether, not because he's gay but because he doesn't care about that kind of stuff anyway and only fighting, you know, like your usual shounentard protagonist), it wants to make the claim that this is a 'clear reading of Ike as a gay character.'. 
Fujoshis can potentially make the argument of the Soren being gay (even though that's grasping at straws too since the reason why Soren is so obsessed with Ike is because Ike was the first person who showed kindness to him and that he is an antisocial sperg, but we are talking about Ike here), but from Ike's perspective there is nothing romantic. Throughout the games, Ike understands that Soren really only trusts him and that he is quite a sensitive guy so that's why he's so nice to him (other than that, Soren can be considered his friend and is a very adept tactician that has gotten him out of a lot of troublesome situations, that's why he pays attention to him so much). The hug in Radiant Dawn is the only actual 'proof' that they have of Ike showing any affection toward Soren, and it isn't proof at all, since neither in the English release or the Japanese is the conversation romantic. It is merely someone comforting a friend who they knew had it pretty hard in life. But what would they know? These people never had friends so any sort of interaction to them must be sexual. The fujos also like to claim that the conversations are more 'romantic' in Japanese, but again, with even a little understanding of nip you can sniff out the bullshit really quickly.
They like to bring up Ike only having paired endings with men too, but the thing is, for one it is never stated that Ike told them to come along, they just did it themselves. Another thing is that there are many 'paired' endings in Fire Emblem that don't end in romance.
Now, when Paris/Priam came into the game, fujos started to cope seethe, and they still do to this day. Now even though Priam is a shitty cashgrab character, there is no source that claims that he is non-canon as much as the fujos cry that he is. They also like to claim that he could be Mist's descendant, which is possible, but highly unlikely. First, Ike had left Tellius by the end of Radiant Dawn, and it was said that no one (except for Soren and Ranulf maybe if you want to follow the paired ending) knew where he went off to. Unless something happened after the game's ending, for all we know Mist stayed back on Tellius and had gotten married. You can make the claim that either Mist or one of her descendants left too at some point in time, but that's very farreaching. For one, how would they even find Ike? How would they have gotten hold of Ragnell in the first place?
They also like to claim that Priam only claims he is a descendent and not actually one. But this is wrong too, because official sources exist that say he is a descendant of Ike. They even made him to somewhat look like Ike.
This is the entirety of their argument, and as you can see, it's a whole bunch of misinterpretations and straw-grabbing. As a bonus, I even looked into nip comments about the game, and while a lot of them do like to joke that Ike is a faggot and a virgin, it's a matter of them being upset that he has no romance endings and that he didn't get his princess in the end.
Sorry about the 'rant', a few years ago I mistakenly argued about this with a fujoshi so I am knowledgeable about the topic.
On a semi-related note, I would love to look into the development history of FE9 and FE10. I know they tried to make Ike a shounentard archetype character who only cares about friends and fighting, but I wonder why they totally omitted romance for him. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he is the only Lord that neglects to have any romantic relationship at all throughout the games (unless you want to count his little sister having a brocon). I also heard that there was actually supposed to be a third game between FE9 and FE10, can any anon confirm this as true?
I was wondering too that if FE9 and FE10 had romance options and paired ends for the Lord, would it have sold more. Also the girls in that game could have been designed cuter as well...
If anything, if IntelSys decideds to release a remake or whatever, they can expand and improve the plot. Personally, would love to see Ike have a paired romance ending with Sanacki, Mia, and Mist.
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Why does the fighter class have to suck so hard? You're telling me that (almost) every fighter you recruit is a big, burly lumberjack, and that said burly lumberjack dies in one hit? I feel like an axe fighter should be more powerful than that. Also, why all the weaknesses? Hero's just the better choice.
>>239436
Ike's the only one off the top of my head. What about Chrom and Robin though? Why does that one still persist despite the fact we all know Robin's railing Lucina
>>239441
Fujoshits grasping at straws again like they usually do. They never accept male characters as just being really good friends because women cannot grasp male relationships. Why would Robin go after Chrom when he could just lovingly breed and copulate with his daughter and imouto instead? I mean, that's what friends are for!
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>>239439
FE10 doesn't even have a proper support system.
>>239442
I think they're just mad they'll never be touched the way Robin feels Lucy
>>239441
>a tier 2 class is better than a tier 1 class
You don't say.
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because kaga, and apparently everyone involved in the development of FE just fucking hates axes, just like they hate armored knights, not a single playable soldier class, soldiers being FE´s equivalent to the super mario goomba, archers being done dirty despite being an important part of medieval armies

and even then there are faggots that claim that "reclassing was a mistake" because it "takes away the personality of units", nigger im glad later games introduced reclassing in more lenient ways (like fates for example), its the only way you can play with sub-optimal neglected builds, they are still bad, but at least you can play with them, FE8 has only two fucking archers in the entire game, and one of them is a pre-promote you get in the last third of the game, the only way to get a pirate is by promoting Ross wich is a shit trainee, and there´s no fucking brigands, ever, only Gonzalez in FE6

>>239436
>Sorry about the 'rant'
these posts are necessary to keep knowledge archived, faggots are always gonna fag and the masses are always gonna mass, in a few years (if not already) it will all be revision´d away and everyone will pretend that FE8 Lyon is totally "bi" and Chrom was always meant to be a fag

an (unrelated) example of this is how nobody remembers the SCP faggot takeover, and everyone still talking about it is a faggot downplaying its effects, pretending it never happened, or straight up declaring that it was some form of organic movement/happening and that its the bigots that "ruined" the SCP jig

>>239449
i think he is referring to the Fighter and his natural promotion (Warrior) interchangeably, as opposed to getting a Fighter out of the Fighter promotion by making him into a Hero (FE8)
>>239449
See
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>>239452
>these posts are necessary to keep knowledge archived
Thanks anon, I just wanted to help people understand where all of this crap comes from. Glad someone appreciates it.
>n (unrelated) example of this is how nobody remembers the SCP faggot takeover, and everyone still talking about it is a faggot downplaying its effects, pretending it never happened, or straight up declaring that it was some form of organic movement/happening and that its the bigots that "ruined" the SCP jig
Holy shit don't remind me of that clusterfuck. My question is though, if the fags who originally owned it were from /x/, how did redditors and tumblrites get a hold of it? I remember seeing all this unfold and getting an overview of it by redditkur, but I don't remember what led to the change in ownership.
>>239452
It's such a bothersome thing. Wyvern Riders are the only other class that are axes only that I can think of at the moment that are viable in some way. Axes are cool weapons, and I'm sick of them being neglected like this.
To continue my schizo meltdown from earlier, I understand why magic-users are fragile, it makes sense that a wizard or witch wearing nothing but robes would be fragile. And magic units are primarily meant for ranged combat. But a fucking axe fighter? Bullshit. Pure fucking bullshit. Why the hate for axes anyway?
>>239436
>Priam is a shitty cashgrab character
As I see it, he's a godsend. It means the fujoshits were wrong the whole time. And that's awesome
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>But a fucking axe fighter? Bullshit. Pure fucking bullshit. Why the hate for axes anyway?
1) An issue of balance. At the beginning, you're not supposed to get an overpowered unit. A bad speed stat, decent DEF and a good strength growth will do fine.
2) An issue of representation. Each stat in the game is supposed to low-key represent a fighter's parameters. For you to effectively roleplay as a leader of a squad, it's important to demonstrate every member's strengths and weaknesses. Parameters are more effectively demonstrated through weakness than strength, so a bulky, but inflexible axe fighter with a shitty speed stat; no visible armor and weak defense will give a player more of an idea of what the stats represent. This is difficult to do!
3) An issue of unit's individual strengths. In Fire Emblem, STR/MAG parameters are often touted as the absolute peak of a unit's ability. Consider Hawkeye - he has average DEF/RES for his join time and a very bad SPD parameter even by FE7 standards. But what he has is a massive STR stat and an ability to wield a Brave Axe, which he gets with him on recruit. Just by existing, he gets to do a double attack on an enemy before they even act. And being a berserker, his innate +25 crit helps! All his strengths are dependent - and indeed are amplified by his STR stat! Wow!

But take it into context of, again, starting fighters. Bartre's only advantage over Dorcas is his STR stat. Within his joining maps, it's a terrible idea to put him on the front line or anywhere close - instead, he is often more efficiently relegated to Pegasus Knight duty, alongside Dorcas. But he gets doubled by most of them and faces non-zero chance to get crit. Indeed, without a full HP bar, it's not that unlikely for him to die on enemy phase, should you decide to bait with him instead of Dorcas! Wow, what a unit!

Or, take Aran from FE10. His case is more complicated - he joins in the beginning of the game as a generic T1 Soldier unit. He has massive growths in STR and DEF, but his problem is his mediocre base stats - it takes a lot of work for him to catch up to Nolan, which at this point is the big meaty shield of the Dawn Brigade - and he's a Figher! And if he does catch up, consider that he has bad a SPD growth - if he's unlucky, Aran will be the one getting doubled! Because it's FE10, you can fix these issues with Bonus EXP, but realistically, only at the tail end of his T2 class, which is much, much later into the game. Even with high STR, DEF and enough LUK to avoid getting crit, it's possible for a unit to be entirely unreliable.

All these cases highlight each character's individual ability in the game. They give them PERSONALITY. They make them memorable.

In conclusion, please don't let anger take the best of you. There are always fine points about every subject to consider. It's harder to consider "what do I not know about something? why is it so? what is there to figure out?" than blindly say "this is a FUCK WHY IS IT LIKE THIS" like you have 3000 iq and five majors in rocket science!
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>>239547
the existance of Sigurd, Seth, and all the OP pre-promotes. on top of some classes just being better, more usable, and broken (Cavalier Emblem), invalidate your entire argument

it is far more egregious when really the only difference between, say, gilliam and a enemy armored knight is just a fucking statline, there is no reason as to why the game cannot give you 1 or 2 pirates and/or brigands or allow you to reclass freely so that you can play with anything that isn´t 5+ cavaliers and a grand total of ONE fucking pirate, ONE monk, and TWO dark magic users (that appear in the second half) in the entire fucking game

i´ve been saying this as far back as >>233409
Fire emblem is not the ultimate Tactical RPG, nor is it the only one, nor is it even the best one, there are plenty of other games that have confronted the same or similar issues and have solved them in their own ways

Vandal Hearts has you losing gold when you lose units, Classes are effective aganist eachother regardless of individual stats (Archers beat fliers, fliers beat swords, swords beat archers, Armored beats physical, Magic beats Armored), DA:O has units being crippled when they die and can only recover with injury kits or returning to camp, and classes are more versatile into what weapons and equipment can they use

Fire Emblem is special, Fire Emblem is Fire Emblem (TM), unlike any other game, it refuses to fix its issues, not content with that, it embraces them and turns it into a marketing Psyop, "Christmass cavaliers", "Cute but bad archers" (Neimi and Rebecca), "Jagen", "Kaga hates axes", these are now "Staples" of the game, and every game must contain them no matter what, if you remove them then you´ll have the resident purist whining about "Waifu emblem!!!! >:(((" because how dare you try to fiddle with the sacred cow of the weapon triangle, or permadeath, or unit reclassing, or whatever the fuck, Gaiden (NES) is testimony to how different the game could be and still be a Fire Emblem game (no inventory management, a resurrection shrine that lets you resurrect not one, but THREE units, mages actually use spells and not just re-skinned bows), but god forbid you actually try to make a good game and not just circlejerk around parasocial relationships on the internet

Intelligent Systems is too corporate to give a shit, the "community" (or whatever term you prefer) is too busy doing totemism and just wants to sacrifice you to some Antediluvian entity

>personality
a name, a portrait, and imagination, is all you need for a character´s personality, anyone who has played tabletop knows this, also, Valkyria chronicles has all characters deferring to their class, its not that their individuals stats don´t matter, its that they don´t have any to begin with, Vandal Hearts has only Atk, Def, and Agl, as attributes and in effect works similar to Valkyria chronicles, both games have a wide cast of characters with their own personality

this isn´t Dungeons and Faggots 3.5/Faggotfinder, you don´t need 8 pages of Feats to make that Rogue/Fighter multiclass bitch feel unique like a snowflake, much less do i need a designated corporate NKVD attaché telling me what characters am i supposed to like or not like by making them "Good" or "Bad" units
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>>239572
it appears you're fucking mad about something someone else made and now feel insecure enough about something to vent about it
it's a game and it has traditions about how to make a proper scenario
and it's good (rare thing these days)
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>>239589
deflecting, and you´ve probably haven´t even read the post i made

the series has its issues, many games have issues, Fire emblem is a case of "clout over substance", its a game that will never fix its issues because brand recognition is more profitable (money for the corporate, dopamine for the "fans"), a similar example off the top of my head would be Morrowind, wich has already been talked about previously

special emphasis on the "clout over substance" paradigm, because the real problem is not the game itself, wich is playable and enjoyable, but the creatures and context that surround the game that explain why certain things are the way they are

your post proves my point, because rather than adressing the criticism, or making a counterpoint, it is a deflection into the potential personal issues i may or may not have with the game, there is nothing wrong with the sacred hallowed Emblem of Fire vidya game, and if you find something wrong with the game, it is acktwually, YOUR problem, and not the game´s

>traditions
arbitrary "traditions" that make no real sense other than shitty brand recognition, again, play Gaiden on the NES
>rare thing...
the game came out at a different age where other good games were being released, in that aspect, it is not special
>somebody else made
are you going to turn this into le blessed creator vs le virgin consoomer?, go ahead, fuck around and find out
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>>239600
>never fix its issues
there aren't any, the game package is complete and not designed to be a perfect (or close to perfect) system
>because the real problem is [...] the creatures and context that surround the game that explain why certain things are the way they are
Fire Emblem as a series arose as a result of japan getting hold of Record of Lodoss War and absolutely loving the setting; it was a cultural phenomenon and starting from FE1/FE2 it propelled the series to a success
this is the actual answer to all of your critique; you come into a niche hobby (videogame), refuse to learn it's origins and are now complaining that it does not cater to you and your understanding of what the game is
>your post proves my point, because rather than adressing the criticism, or making a counterpoint, it is a deflection [...]
I do not have to answer or defend this game from your drivel. You are not entitled to my goodwill, just like I am not entitled to yours. I prefer Fire Emblem GBA games in their current incarnation and in the context of GBA games as they were released - mostly as a way for children to spend their afternoon away from studies to try and beat it. To discover in one game that there is not just one game mode, but several, and in another, there are multiple routes to challenge yourself - that is a precious thing. If you hate it - and you do mindlessly hate it, as proven by your dismissal of my arguments with "nyah nyah seth and marcus exist" - do that somewhere else.
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>>239603
>Engage screenshot
Opnion discarded
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>>239606
it's a hook you doofus, of course I'll put some bait on it
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>>239603
my criticism is centered around game design, and the surrounding parasocial bullshit (tribalism) as to why niggers will support bad game design/ don´t actually care wether something is good or not because social standing, dopamine, virtue signaling, etc... is more important, none of what you said is relevant to this but shure, i´ll bite

>cultural...
yeah, everyone has their story, by that rule we should take the stories of all the people that came to play the games and enjoy them, should i value the experience of the nip developers over mine? should i undermine my cognition of existance?
>cater
that´s the point, no man is an island, everyone has a story, everything is interconnected in one way or another, every man is intrinsically different by virtue of what the man is, because of this what is good for one, may be poison for another, this is the basis for Totalitarianism wich is the enfant terrible of the frog spergout of 1789, to have impose an absolute value on something that is intrinsically relative and homogenize in a mass of absolute nothingness, ruled from a re-built Tower of Babel

this is why i am in favour of reclassing, promotions without seals, etc... because different people will seek different things from a single game, you wanna play with the axe guy? do it, wanna play it on hardcore ironman 1337? do it, don´t like it? play it "casual", wanna blast through the game with your designated jagen? do it

>You are not entitled to my goodwill
why should i care?, you are one of the run-of-the-mill designated internet fags that will go around "baiting" people and making "jokes", because "Lmao you take things too seriously lolz!", but then will cry that "imageboards are dead", or fall in line at every psyop and pretend the future of the west depends on videojame journalism,
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>>239619
>my criticism is centered around game design
none of what you said proves conclusively that "my interpretation of game design = objectively more correct than this game's devs"
devs of fire emblem sold their product; it was a commercially successful series that lived through failure, bounced back and series is STILL ALIVE TO THIS DAY
the metric of success is being able to release games; they made lots and you made none you stupid fuck
>yeah, everyone has their story, by that rule we should take the stories of all the people that came to play the games and enjoy them, should i value the experience of the nip developers over mine? should i undermine my cognition of existance?
it's a basic tribute of respect to the original work that made the series sell; if you treat it as "undermining cognition of existance" you might have a problem
>that's the point [...]
I'm not reading this paragraph this really looks like pretentious drivel
skipping ahead...
>this is why i am in favour of reclassing, promotions without seals, etc... because [...]
i DON'T CARE THIS GAME WASN'T MADE FOR YOU IN MIND
IT WAS MADE FOR JAPANESE CHILDREN
CHILDREN HAVE A SENSE OF WONDER AND RESPECT FOR THE UNKNOWN
ERIKA IS THAT YOU?
>why should i care?
fuck outta here that's why
logic's fucking overrated and your entire argument centers on your perception of it
great works are rare, hidden treasure troves within this world and fucks like you will moan endlessly about everything they hate for no apparent reason, yet praise things only once a year
hermeticism wasn't a schizopost but an instruction manual
>>239547
>Y-You don't g-get it! It's s-supposed to be shit b-because it adds character!
That's bullshit and you know it. A fucking wall of muscle with an axe should be super durable, regardless of personality Besides, they recycle characters all the time
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>>239638
yea, a wall of muscle with an axe has around base HP of 30 (which is huge around the beginning of the game), but because the wall is not armored, base defense is mediocre - if it gets hit, it bleeds, after all
you get a healer too so it works out
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>>239689
But what if he has armor on? No excuses
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>>239691
what if ur gay faglord
#rekt
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>>239712
I'm not Kyza so...
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>>239714
anyway you can tell that stuff by the sprite work and I don't really think this is heavy enough armor to go past what the fighter base stats are in that game
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>>239716
rip
Which FE game has the worst following? I'm going with 3H for reasons that should be...obvious
Gas the Edelkikes
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>>239719
I'm not convinced more than around 100 people played three houses beyond an hour or two to be honest.
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>>239720
I must be the odd man out then. The school stuff was a slog and not needed honestly.
>>239720
Hang on, then where did all the Edelkikes come from?
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>>239714
Umm sweaty, Kyza is nonbinary you bigoted cis scum.
>>239729
Edelgard did nothing wrong
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>>239734
Lolcowlizer fanfiction.
NabatARYANS won.
What was the purpose of Claude's route in Three Houses? I like his character personally, but I feel that his route wasn't really necessary. 
>>239735
>NabatARYANS
Lmao, scaliefag goes on a tardrage because mummy got crit'd by Chad Nemesis and her entire ((( Nabataryran ))) race got shoah'd.
>>239742
That’s revisionist Edeltard propaganda. 
>Claude’s route
Could’ve been much better
>>239746
>Could’ve been much better
At least it's not the church route.
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>>239734
Can someone make an -ACK! edit of Kyza? I’m not good enough at drawing for that
>>239756
Talk about wasted potential. Rhea should’ve been playable
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>>239761
>nabatARYANS won
>lmao, mummy got crit'd by Chad Nemesis
>that’s revisionist Edeltard propaganda
>can someone make an -ACK! edit of troon Kyza?
And you're telling me webring strawmanning is bad? The entirety of cuckchan lingo reads like it's grasping at straws for some imaginary bogeyman to draw labels on.
This shit behaves like some late stage cancer stage of console war faggotry, a perpetual us vs. them herd call where someone's the gigachad aryan lmao guy who I like and the other's some virgin -cel tardpussy faggot who I don't like.
>>239766
just call them faggots

>>239735
>>239742
>>239746
>>239761
faggots
>>239766
I hecking love nu-imageboard culture where we just argue over minute shit all day like we're Xitter. imageboards are for free speech amirite?
>>239782
Where do you think you are?
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>>239766
Yeah but I still want my hanging Kyza
>>239766
I am aware that everyone here has autism, but if you weren't aware we were joking around.
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>>239828
That's par for the course on the internet. Nobody has a sense of sarcasm anymore.
Anyone else hate the random level up shit? It feels so unnecessary.
>>239799
What did he say?
Worst species of FE fan? I avoid the fanbase solely because it has so many different flavors of cancer. But which of those cancers tastes the worst?
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This is probably an extremely long shot, but I have nowhere else to go and ask this. Does anyone here happen to have save data for the JPN version of FE IF (Fates) DLC, especially the ones we never got here (Like the Cipher characters, festival of bonds)? Willing to pay handsomely.
>>239905
Easy: the fujo.
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>>240000
I asked the question, so I should put in my own two cents:
Fujoshits are the easiest to shit on, obviously, with how weirdly obsessed they are with yaoi bullshit, but I also can't stand the fags. Why does this silly little game seem to attract the faggiest of fags?
>>239742
>What was the purpose of Claude's route in Three Houses?
I assume it would add some replay value if you're not sick of the game after the first three routes.
With all the division in the FE fandom. can we all collectively agree FEH fans aren't real fans?
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>>240584
>gacha
>fans
Aren't those the fags that threw a shitfit over wedding snacki and the Etrian Odyssey Lucina? I never encountered gachafags so against fanservice in my life. Only gachanigsworse than FEHfags are genshit impactfags, which is saying a whole lot.
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>>240611
>Etrian odysessy Lucina
Holy shit, that whole thing. Fags got pissy cause she looked vaguely loli-ish. Idk about the other one, enlighten me
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>>240616
They put Sanaki, the 10 year old  loli emperor from Ike's first game Path of Radiance, into a wedding dress for a bridal banner. The usual fags from reddit and serenes forest begin to have an autistic meltdown. That just about sums it up.
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>>240626
That’s it? That’s the drama? Why haven’t I heard of this one? Is it because I don’t care about gachashit?
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>>240643
Drama when it comes to things like this is always a nothing burger. 
>Is it because I don’t care about gachashit?
Yep, pretty much
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>>240660
Figures. I looked into FEH and it thought it was so alien to what FE is, especially with the tourneyfag "metagame" tallk
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