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TOGETHER WE RIDE

>What is it?
Play Fire Emblem together with other people you don't know on a grid and get (generally) fucked up. Work with other anons to get as far ahead into the story as possible using one unit per anon.
>What the fuck?
It's time for strategic grid-based ACTION. The rules are simple: one person controls one unit at a time and the host controls the lord. Assemble an ANON ARMY (play as anime characters!), equip with EPIC GEAR and LEAD THEM INTO BATTLE. Raise your own personal unit - but be careful with your decisions, or it might just die! (second chances available while replacements last.)
>Why play it?
It's an unexpectedly nice format. The game will be FE7 Randomized, with tacthack and other goodness as backup should something go wrong. 

>When is it?
STARTING THIS FRIDAY 5 PM UTC https://time.is/UTC ALL WEEKEND

SETUP

>1. Download mednafen with roms: https://files.catbox.moe/r38zw0.zip
>2. Unpack, drag rom of choice over mednafen.exe to launch it with that (playgaem.bat is provided for your enjoyment)
>3. Press ALT+SHIFT+1 to set up the controls. There can be two buttons assigned to one input. Use the same button for first and second prompt if only one is desired. Try not to assign "t" and "Enter" to anything.
>4. Press t to open a chat menu, type in /connect ny.yuribacon.com and press enter. To rename yourself, use /nick [NAME]. To activate controls, use /dupe 1 .
>5. Play the game

FIRE EMBLEM INSTRUCTIONS: HOW TO FUCK UP IN STYLE

>0. The host controls all lords and deploys as few of them as possible.
>1. Every anon is assigned one unit of their choice when they join from the ones not claimed by others. They can only deploy and control that unit. Move around, trade, etc etc. Use chat to call dibs on units.
>2. If a new unit joins in the middle of a stage (as a reinforcement, etc, etc), that player can assign that unit to himself. If he does, he controls that unit alongside the one that he started the stage with during that stage - effectively controlling two units at once. Next stage, he can only deploy the new unit as usual.
>3. If people can't come to a consensus over who gets what item (stat booster, etc, etc), the host reserves the right to have the final say.
>4. We'll probably fucking die not even quarter of the way in. Game overs mean restarting the stage from the beginning. Do your best!

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

>Rompack contains various other roms to play after we finish FE7 Randomizer. There will be a poll and people will be able to vote on the next game.
>If you've played PSX Multitap gamenight, Mednafen version is the same (1.31), you can get away with using your setup. Linux autists can use wine or get this version somewhere by themselves. Use roms from the archive.
>In an unlikely event in which host can't attend, people are invited and encouraged to play some Advance Wars 2 multiplayer. It's not likely, but it's there just in case.
>Press F1 to display help.

GAME TO BE PLAYED WILL BE FIRE EMBLEM 7 RANDOMIZER, LAUNCH "playgaem.bat" FROM THE EXTRACTED ARCHIVE AND PROCEED WITH THE SETUP WHEN THE TIME COMES. GOOD LUCK!
I'd like to play, but I got insanely choppy framerate and responses on the FE6 gamenight, probably due to living in Burgerland and everyone else living in Euroworld.
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>>228481 (OP) 
You cocktease, made me play FE9 waiting this long.
>>228483
Server is in the US so where you are shouldn't matter too much, that's just how mednafen netplay goes sometimes. Only thing you can do on your end is making sure you don't have any packet loss issues or such.
Sometimes there are server issues as well, I remember it got really bad a few times before we switched to ny.yuribacon.com.
>>228481 (OP) 
anti-faggotry bump
>>228481 (OP) 
Sure, what the hell I’ll give it a go even though I’ve never played FE.
>>228588
Now, now, please do not bully other people before we even start. Besides, RNG screw will do that for you.
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>>228588
That's the fun part, Eden.
>>228595
Not much RNG in Math Emblem now is there, killer weapons are usually tankable.
>>228588
I'm gonna do it just to bug you now
>>228481 (OP) 
Damn, won't be here to play guys. I hope you all enjoy it.
>>228588
The march of bodybags is half the fun, just ignore the fact that most are filled with cute girls.
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>>228588
I will now pick Hawkeye and immediately run him into enemy sages with no weapon.
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>>228588
This is reverse psychology to get people to deliberately fuck the battles up.
One hour left until the start. Please don't die on purpose.
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STARTING NOW
It'll take some time to get through the first map, so let's start early!
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>>228800
Fug, is this still goin on?
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>>228841
just ended for today
two dudes got deleted by a boss after a narrow escape in the night time fog of war map with fliers
next time: castle crashers (cursed)
see you then!
continues now
thanks for comign
highlights:
>kent unga bungaing with capped str at level 10
>people getting close to unpromoted level cap; no promotion items in sight yet
>triggering pirates rush and surviving it
>skipping pirate ship because the boss had a killer bow instead of Luna
>three (3) brave axes from chests
welcome to sunday
the time is 
now
sav+ss
https://files.catbox.moe/4xk3zh.7z
No one died
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thank you for attending yesterday
highlights include:
>speedrunning gaiden chapter
>dragon's gate shenanigans (lords almost died to lower right lane) (had to be rescued)
>fog of war fliers (again)
>PRRRROMOTIONS
>passed out during the last map (cursed) (everyone is way too good at fire emblem so no one died) (it's normal mode)
see you all at friday love all of you
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>>229097
>love all of you
YOU ARE GAY
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>>229098
no gae only strategy
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>>229100
then who is gay?
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>>229102
FIRE EMBLEM: TRUST NOBODY

>>229097
can't wait for more brave axiting action
thing in 4 hours
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>>229668
we're starting get in faggits
save https://files.catbox.moe/5bg3g3.sav
>nobody died
>oswin's GAINS became so powerful that he used a knight's crest transcended his human form to become a being of pure Def and Str
>canass had a guiding ring wasted on him, still 7 Mag so he's an eternal staff caddy and possibly a bolting tank
>Raven continues to kill everything
>waifu was protected
>many pegs were killed
>lordfag passed out before we finished the last map (again)
>we got pent who is better than canass in every way
>last map was a survival map where heath/oswin/paladins systematically butchered everything in our path while merlinus distracted cav spawns with his judaic misfortune curse
>merlinus is level 14 so he'll be turning into a horse like in that one comic a few chapters from now
>in general l'elf member 7 is suffering from the curse of normal mode being way too easy with all the exp funneled to a handful of units
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>>229775
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>>229775
whoops
uhhhhh
two hours warning
we live
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Probably can't make it tomorrow because merry christmas
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tomorrow's fire emblem is canceled, celebrate a christmas properly

we reconvene next week's friday
probably finishing off the game too
god I hate passing out three hours in
thing in two hours
starting now
mutton status: poisoned
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FIRE EMBLEM 7 IS THUS COMPLETE!
it was a harrowing experience but almost everyone got max level and displayed their competence, combat prowess and most importantly, their violence

we will resume tomorrow by playing FIRE EMBLEM: ORDER OF THE CRIMSON ARM at the same time
please use "Fire Emblem Order of the Crimson Arm.gba" in the given folder when playing tmrrw
cheers!!!!!!!!!!!
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starts in 1 hour

>>230374
who the fuck says "you displayed your violence"
that doesn't even make sense in the context of fire emblem its pixels on the screen lay off the mutton
oh wait FUCK
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starting now
for .bat file users, put in
mednafen "Fire Emblem Order of the Crimson Arm.gba"  

see you in game!
>>230492
I'll display my balls to your face
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today's been rather hectic but that's only because police killed four of us
what will await our brave heroes? find out tomorrow!

>>230498
gayyyyyyyyyyyy
starting now
it's new year's soon, so I may not stick around for long
GET IN
good games and happy new year to all of you
I hope to see you all next week
It would be an honor if you join us, Ms. Wheeler.
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2 houren?
>>230790
>>230791
wat
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thing in 1 hour
>>230991
I don't really get what's going on here either, sounds like someone proxied up
STAAARTO
RAAAIVU

anyway get in I have no idea how we do this
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>>231003
https://files.catbox.moe/0ir9zf.sav
sven and negu fugging died and lordfag quit after we wiped but things went okay after that, we recruited saber and managed to avoid killing anybody else despite aggressive retardation
next time on Fire Emblem Z we try to save a bunch of greenfags from themselves
emphasis on "try to"
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I fucking hate videogames
no game tomorrow, I have no energy from IRL to even think, much less guide nerds around completely solvable deathtraps I myself has failed at
I'll still insist that you attend tomorrow and load Advance Wars 2 as it's been left there for your enjoyment
off to healing sleep
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>>231018
>I'll still insist that you attend tomorrow and load Advance Wars 2
What for? We have karts now >>230641
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>>231028
based Guillote poster
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>>231040
based niggerlover poster
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>>231069
Niggerlover because "based" was coined by a nigger or for some other reason I'm not following?
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>>231071
No, because your image had a niggerlover, that's it
Playing today or do I go back to sleep?
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>>231167
playing
1 hour warning
get in fags
touhou gaki for the curious minds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE4aZgsP_4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCiGsktEL0 (incomplete)
thanks to all who attended
those who were left behind in the battlefield.... those who proceed on the fierce path of the sword.... I will never forget yuu........

see you all next week!!!!!!!!
starting in one hour
STARTING NOW
get in nerds
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And just like that, I'm all out of grog
thanks for attending today! we managed to complete two maps and narrowly evaded orbital annihilation 
see you tomorrow at the same time, yarrr
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games in 1 hour
ROLLING STAAAART
>>231997
MAKE THAT ANOTHER ROUND O' GROG FOR ME, MATE
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This was exhausting. But we've made it through today. Huge thanks to all of you for participating. Elaine, Canas, Ligma and Wayland have promoted today. See you all tomorrow at the same time!
starting now
starting in 2 hours
it's that time again
lets go
gud maps today
highlights:
>green units biting the dust again
>secret recruitment fails after peg decides to die when her HP reaches 0 (that's crazy)
>warehouse is almost full from all the stuff as per FE standards
>AI had some of us dead to rights multiple times; went for the most stupid play every time
>canas is still completely overstatted for whatever reason
see you tomorrow
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get in
>get stuck on a single map for 3 times because nobody found a hidden tile that makes the boss stop escaping into a game over
[...]
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>>232731
>secret recruitment fails after peg decides to die when her HP reaches 0 (that's crazy)
She has risen
asdasdasd get in
In todays episode of BRING ON THE WALL I have no idea what happened because I missed most of it.
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Today's episode of Fire Emblem Z The Crimson Arm Troll Arc:
>2nd pastamancer and his troops turned into tomato sauce
>Obtained rare weapons which honestly arent that great but at least it isn't more earth seals (even though the party is hoping for more)
>Spent almost 100k in cash because violence is priceless
>Black mages proving stereotypes by niggering the consumable stat boosters acquired last map
>the MIGHTY BOLESLAV on his return arc confirmed???!!!??? 
TUNE IN NEXT FRIDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE!!
OF!!
FIRE EMBLEM Z!!!
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wow i fucked that webm up
black mages didn't do anything bad
good summary
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>>233009
Don't forget the almighty Danica Patrick memeing the arena for about 12 consecutive rounds after proving the weapon triangle is a social construct for multiple chapters before that. We are all ludicrously overstatted compared to vanilla and it almost makes up for what a fuckpit the average map is this far in. Somehow it's still less of a boring slog than ST was though.
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>>233012
>We are all ludicrously overstatted compared to vanilla and it almost makes up for what a fuckpit the average map is this far in. Somehow it's still less of a boring slog than ST was though.
ST's thing was skills being a gigantic gotcha moment the whole game alongside certain overstatted enemies. The whole hack was FE6 hard mode experience but in FE8 maps. This hack has fresh ideas that are buried under pages of pre-stage dialog and almost no contingencies in case of unit deaths, so the entire game so far ends up being one mad balancing act. 

Getting through it is kinda fun.
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>>233013
The thing with ST was they would throw 25+ enemies at you at the same time, enemy phases would take a full minute and you would have to just slog through the wall of meat and hope you did your math emblem correctly.
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>>233015
Just like playing FE9!
no games today, I caught a cold (real)
up for tomorrow then?
no games tomorrow either
lemme get better first
thank yuu for patience
I think I'm okay today, we should play
starting in 3 hours 30 minutes
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>>234278
ok, I'm NOT okay today
see you tomorrow (hopefully) 
fak
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fuck it, anyone want to play some puyo?
https://archive.org/download/ni-roms/roms/Sega%20-%20Mega%20Drive%20-%20Genesis.zip/Puyo%20Puyo%20Tsuu%20%28Japan%29.zip
I'm still sick over there. It is unfortunate. I'll see you all next week. Please accept my apologies.
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>>234407
No worries, my head is fucking killing me
game in 1h30m
GAME'S UP GAMERS
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>finally get back into it after 3 weeks
>have to afk mid game because bullshit
>come back just in time to get trole hacked again
ebin
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>I SUMMON THE UNSTOPPABLE FENRIR
<AHHH FENRIR, NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM
>FENRIR, OBLITERATE
thing in an hour
I beat the map off-screen so we don't have to slog through it
fuk fenrir ok
UP NOW
I severely hope it will be 3 maps instead of 1
game in 45 minutes
witness the conclusion of the CRIMSON ARM saga!
Gentlemen. It's time.
It begins.
The CRIMSON ARM saga has ended! We emerged victorious with only slight amount of savescumming. Shoutouts to Wayland for not getting crit 16 times in a row.

With this, my repertoire of Fire Emblem games is exhausted. The only thing that's left is Project Ember, and I'm not quite ready to open that can of worms back up once again. If you would like to suggest a game for the next game night, please do so.
>>235174
gg
fuck crimson arm
>>235174
>With this, my repertoire of Fire Emblem games is exhausted.
There's always FE3/FE4, though you might have to assign units in bulk.
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>>235174
what if we play yughioh but we control one card each?
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>>235180
>>235524
rejected
>>235180
earlier FE entries are a fuck
>>235524
no

I was hoping it'd be possible to multiplayer the DS fire emblems through desmume but no such luck
time to put this on hold and do another sokunigger (soon)
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>>235563
>earlier FE entries are a fuck
>implying ST, Crimson Arm and that randomizer weren't also a fuck
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>>235564
I do not know how to do old FE's and about their mechanics, so I wouldn't be the one in charge of tacticizing anyhow
however you may use this thread for your advantage if you know how to
you may LORDFAG (v2) it
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THE SAGA CONTINUES

FIRE EMBLEM: TRUST NOBODY
Tomorrow, Saturday, at 5pm UTC, I will host FE3.

ROM:
https://files.catbox.moe/bv6hht.sfc

ROM works with the current version of mednafen we're using. 
Core mechanics are pretty much the same so don't worry about having to learn anything.

>>235563
>sokupic related
>>236550
Are you streaming this is cytube?
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>>236550
hell yeah motherfucker
>Core mechanics are pretty much the same so don't worry about having to learn anything.
Core mechanics are close enough but stats will be different. For example weapon level is just another stat and otherwise good units can get cucked out of the best weapons by bad level-up RNG. Con also wasn't a thing until Thracia 776 so axenigs get fucked pretty bad. I'd recommend skimming the Fire Emblem wiki if you have concerns.
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>>236557
Have you done Thracia yet? That’s the one where healing staves miss, right?
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>>236559
This will be the first non-GBA FE game >we have played. I wouldn't recommend starting with Thracia because it's supposed to be hard as balls, equivalent to those end-of-generation Armored Core games that expect you to have played all the previous games.
>>236556
FE? No. 
Soku? Someone else may. 

I'm lordfag_v2 not lordfag. Maybe he has plans idk. If you want hyper-autist youkai destruction pov, I can give it a go, but I think someone else would be more suitable.
starts in an hour
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Starting now

Rom here:
>>236550
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>>236650
Compiling mednafen, be there soon hopefully
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>not even 3 chapters in and marth's gf is already dead
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Marth's journey starts with a bang with:
>only two units dead so far
>countless generic fodder I can barely manage
>recitables harvested for exp for my minor conveniance
>about 6 str level ups total across the whole cast able still has 6 str at lvl 7
>ambush spawns that didn't kill anyone (not clickbait)

Unfortunately I'm away tomorrow. Games will resume on Friday 17:00 UTC.

>>236654
>mfw
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>>236662
Sheeda. The blue-haired peg that got killed when someone left her ass hanging out in 2 range of an archer.
starts in an hour
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>>237243
starts now
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>twf khozen blocks your path

thanks for coming folks. continues same time tomorrow.
starts soon
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Starts now
TRAGICALLY DEFEATED by the almighty Gharnef.
We'll get him next time. Host tomorrow 17:00 UTC as usual.
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>>237368
>boss says "I'm fuckin invincible!"
>he's actually fuckin invincible
>game over trying to fight him anyway
starts soon
starts now
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In todays news:
>Armour knights can't cross giant maps before they end
>Marth dies in mysterious circumstances
>Barst level capped
>Ogma stat capped
>THE BEES make an attempt on Julian's life
>Devil sword acquired
>Samson sat on and crushed by an armour knight along with the vip card
>Sir Adolph has 7 spd and can double with a killer lance.

Join next week 17:00 UTC for
HOT EROTIC OGMA ROLEPLAY
Featuring the one and only Xane (xhe).
We also recruit tiki
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>>237487
When are you guys gonna play an actual cool game from a series that I'm not reserving for future enjoyment?
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game in an hour
>>237489
soon
game starts now
I've already done inv management so we can get right into it
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>>238265
fug, I forgot
I hope you remembered how to recruit loli
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>>238320
loli acquired, tri attack dream dead to same turn horsman
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>found the vip card behind the sofa
>got the power orbs
>captured the mecha loli
>dodged the snipers
>looted the treasure
>forgot the thief (had to walk half way around the map due to a bridge)
>leveled ogma
>sacrifixed xane
>killed the peg (no triangle attack guys, sorry)
>warped the dragons
>bought the hand axes
>spammed physic
>abused infinite weapon durability
>sacrificed wolf to ambush spawns
>armours still can't get a single round of combat before the map ends
>got the plot tome to beat gharnef

Things seem to be going too well
UNTIL
After grave mistreatment xane has turned against us. We are faced with 6 bloody gharnefs in his fortress of doom. See you tomorrow same time.

>>238320
We got em.

>>238328
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
start in 40 mins
starts now
inv done too
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the world has been saved from giant moles
half the guys die for no reason
other half are useless exp thieves
game is shit but can't stop playing

book 1 is now finished
book 2 starts tomorrow 17:00 UTC
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>>238597
It's great, can't wait for more cheat items and more zombie pegs
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mystery of the door key starts in 40 min

>>238654
tri-attack soon
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>>238734
I mean *50 mins
starts now
In todays episode mystery of the bridge key, Gordin slays all the enemy wyverns and becomes the new prince of Altea, replacing Marth and his shitty blue hair. Everyone loves Gordin his green hair and his str growths, and he makes all the girls exited to play fire emblem with him.

In extra news
>First map has a one tile mountain choke point most the army can't cross
>Aran ain't looking so good as he rides into a rinder bane.
>More retards die to my great satisfaction
>Half our army is made up of archers because the level designer thought no one appreciated them enough in book 1
>Worst levels in any fire emblem I've played are put back to back, putting even our toughest soliders to the test

I'm at a loss for words what the fuck the level designer was thinking with half these nasty ass maps.
Game continues next friday usual time.
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another excellent week of l'elf member
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starts in an hour
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>>239440
Probably won't be able to make most of it due to IRL, let me know if the map design gets any less shit.
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starts now
>>239451
k
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>>238790
>mfw no 10 year old wife
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>half enemy army doesn't move due to plot
>killed recruitable for no reason
>spend 10 mins walking through a one tile pass around the left side of a map like Hannibal crossing the Alps
>the bees make a return
>BEST MAP DESIGN EVER?!!?!?

If you enjoyed crimson arm, you don't know what you're missing out on.
Resumes same time tomorrow.
starts in half an hour
starts now
In todays episode 
EVERYONE DIES

Resumes same time tomorrow.
starts in 50min
starts now
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>tiki shows up
>hey marth
>I love you
<huh?
>surprise it's xane you almost let a dude suck your dick
I wish I had screenshotted all of that
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more retarded things happened and there was a massive desert level with 12 move flying dragons which you had to scroll a screen length to check their range.
entire team was completely mind broken and after trekking 40+ desert tiles and then >>239853 happens.

restarts next friday
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Do we get to suffer more kaga maps today?
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>>240434
fuck  overslept
starts now
fe induced brain rot is finally getting to me
restarts tomorrow
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time to wake up and get ready
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starts in 25 min

>>240569
please master kaga, 10 more minutes
starts now
we beat all the guys
tomorrow we fight the wolf squad
starts in 10 min
starts now
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game night archers level str every time
>the wolf squad is tragically defeated by the wall
>first peg casualty to a ballista
>dancer dies to ambush paladin with a jav
>3 archers level cap

fire emblem the sacred stones resumes next friday for the final battle (part 1/5)
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>>240743
thats amazing
yeah but who's the most sexy
So I was bored and ended up nigger rigging dolphin netplay into sharing the p1 controller. Pretty sure I'm missing something because it only works in golf mode, which might be a good thing forcing zero latency for the controlling player and all, I dunno.
Source patch included in case you want to compile it yourself or just laugh at my ugly hack.
https://files.catbox.moe/5dj3b3.7z
Host has to enable Network->Golf Mode and check Share Controller under controller assignment at which point everyone should be assigned the controller GC69 (but actually GC1) automagically. Then each player has to take golf mode control when it's their turn (binding a hotkey is probably a good idea).
As far as I know there shouldn't really be a player limit to this but we'll see if things implode or not I guess. Go grab a Path of Radiance ROM if you want to help test it tomorrow or something.
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>>240841
b-but it's the middle of the week onii-chan
everyone's asleep
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>>240843
>>240841
Cool. I'm around to test whenever/tomorrow.
I realized dolphin will probably sperg out if we don't have identical ROMs (even though RVZ is lossless) so here's the PoR RVZ I've been using: https://a.cockfile.com/utvERx.rvz
Save it somewhere and point the dolphin games list to it (required for netplay), then disable dual core in general settings or the game won't run properly (dunno if netplay syncs this automatically)

I'll be available for most of the day if anyone wants to try it
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>>240890
i'm here. have rom and the dolphin patch and ready to go.
haven't hosted on dolphin before so hope it doesn't have any weird requirements.
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>>240893
try joining my host code: 28e08413
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my screen atm
IT WERKS
Some desync issues but that could just be dolphin being dolphin and restarting and resuming suspend save was mostly painless
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>>240900
wtf
pack a repack and do this after your final battle (part 1/5) this weekend finishes? I wana play
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>>240903
Yeah, I've just been trying to figure out why it won't work without golf mode while having a massive headache, it's not gone well.
It's a bit more limited than mednafen netplay (no joining/leaving mid-game, savestates never ever cause mad smashfags), hopefully it won't turn into another kind of headache
progress update 1488: sorry I haven't updated my patreon for 3 years anyway I feel like I'm missing something obvious but I'm tired of staring at this spaghetti of 2.5 different input systems mashed together which I'm becoming increasingly convinced is responsible for no small amount of vanilla dolphin desyncs so I just forced golf mode and made it so the game wont quit when someone leaves (should hopefully prevent accidental progress loss). Somewhat worryingly and probably related to last spoiler it kind of "leaks" inputs sometimes so don't spam when it's not your turn unless you want desyncs I guess.

I've yet to compile the windows build but I dunno where to host a repack since anonfiles died, won't fit on catbox and cockfile is time limited.
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>>240969
make a mega account; 15-ish gb for free
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FE9 gamenight(eventually) repack: https://pixeldrain.com/u/3hSt5aKe
Includes the latest version of Dolphin Sleepy Edition™ (dual core and game path settings should be configured by default) + less compressed FE9 ROM (so anon's toaster won't lag us out reading the disc)
I figured out the normal modes ain't gonna work without rewriting some of the control pad buffer logic so I've doubled down on golf mode (again)
Should probably do another test run before trying to play a whole game though so post if you want to fuck around.
>>240972
accounts r gay
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hardin's fun house starts in an hour
starts now
Enemy control can be done for all gba games with this change:
https://feuniverse.us/t/control-enemy-npc-units-fe8/1897

Different roms require different hex values changed. Enemy control should be compatible with other gbs rom hacks/patches. One issue is tutorials soft lock since they trigger when enemy control phase starts and you can't meet the hard coded requirement with enemy units. Another is fog is hard coded to reveal only around blue units, even during red player turn.

example rom
https://files.catbox.moe/omxxue.gba
febuilder also has an easy way to add the patch
We defeat hardin and marth is rewarded with 4 old men disguised as young girls to suck him off. He is almost killed before the FIRE EMBLEM dispels their disguise, embarrassing them and forcing them to retreat.

Resumes same time tomorrow.
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>>241197
rip
starts in 50 min
starts now
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Medues is defeated once again finally putting an end to Mystery of the Emblem and kaga induced brain rot. Marth revives his gf to unlock the 'not necrophilia' ending, as well as xane and bantu to construct his dream team harem. Gordin, Ogma, and Char, tired of Marth's shitty games, finally leave for good to start their own fire emblem. 

FE is done for now. We restart next friday with game to be decided. Prospectively PoR if dolphin doesn't shit itself too much (it will), or some gba FE with enemy control patch for LORDFAG VS LORDFAG showdown.

If you have suggestions for gba romhacks/patches for enemy control, feel free to do so, otherwise we play vanilla.
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FE3 completed and successful FE9 3 player zero desync test in one day, I'm beat
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Prepare yourself for an all new adventure in FIRE EMBLEM: TRUST NOBODY PATH OF RADIANCE.
Featuring revolutionary 3d graphics and 10x faster animations. Starts Friday 17:00 UTC.

Get the pack here:
>>241093

To join:
>Make sure the rom is available to dolphin (should be automatic). If not, manually set the path to the folder with the rom. It'll show in the main window if done right.
>Go to 'Tools' -> 'Start Netplay'
>Set 'Connection Type' to 'Traversal Server'
>Enter host code (to be posted on friday)
>Connect
>Pray for no desyncs
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>>241773
look what I found
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>>241792
delete this
only suffering awaits us on that path

But seriously, I have no idea how difficult it is. If there's consensus for it, then sure.
starts in 2 hours
hope you didn't forget about the clocks going forward like I did
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>the spic who used to do gamenights two years ago comes back
>promises to hosts games on this amateur taiwanese ice fucking forum
>4 months of Fire Emblem playthroughs
Monkey paw at its finest.
>>241837
Good, I already fucked up my sleep schedule
>>241838
Spic? If you mean OP the last FE he hosted ended 2 months
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>>241843
>the last FE he hosted ended 2 months ago
And you fags kept this going? Guess I have no excuses to not be hosting anything.
>>241838
I don't wanna host anything over FE + real life taking it's toll combo moment
downloading repack woop woop
>get a DLL error on startup, check build_info.txt
>// Indicate the minimum OS version required for the binary to run properly.
>// Updater will fail the update if the user does not meet this requirement.
>OSMinimumVersionWin10=10.0.15063.0
>OSMinimumVersionWin11=10.0.22000.0
>still on win8
yeah
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll sit this one out
have fun faggots
>>241838
also my faction just did a fighting game tournament recently so I think that also counts towards the effort counter
woop
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>>241851
>OSMinimumVersionWin10=10.0.15063.0
What was the latest version of Dolphin that still supported Win7? Couldn't that flag be reverted easily in the newer versions?
You'd think anon would have paid mind to something like this.
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starting soon
host code: 35d4aa37

>>241851
forgot about this. it may be fixable using older versions.
>have fun
thanks
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>>241851
You had 2 weeks to speak up nigga, can't do anything about this now
>>241854
>game is currently running
gotta wait for nigs to join
ok, restarted now
post in thread when you want to join
>>241853
>Couldn't that flag be reverted easily in the newer versions
It's no simple flag, it's qt6 that dropped support for older windows qt6 is fucking retarded and compiling a patched build takes up a minimum of 30gb and whatever more they've broken since then probably "fastmem" (lol)
I still have the win7 backport code but it's probably 2 years old at this point and I don't have a windows machine to test it on

This is why there was test runs so people could say "hey, it doesn't fucking work" before we actually play.
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>finally a lord with good growths
>lvl 10 and +2 str levels
resumes same time tomorrow
>>241851
I had a quick look at it and it seems like the old non-"fastmem" code paths are still there and xaudio was completely removed at some point so the only real blocker on win8 should be qt6, try running it with the qt 6.5.1 dlls from https://forum.qt.io/topic/133002/qt-creator-6-0-1-and-qt-6-2-2-running-on-windows-7/56?_=1712351199651&lang=en-US and post error messages if that doesn't work.
starts in 50 min
host code: aa9be1d0
join and afk until we start
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>>241952
FE CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
back same time tomorrow
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>>241954
what happened
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>>241957
illness among the crew
starts in 50 min
host code: f5a7506b
You guys in game already or still waiting?
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>>242018
in game, want to join?
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>>242019
sure if it wont break anything, i can wait for you to finish map or whatever to do a normal save
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>>242021
open
open
We beat all the guys and no one died except all our weapons. The lack of expendable heroes is really hurting my strategic abilities, please consider offering yourself as a tactical sacrifice next friday.
starts in 1 hour 40 min.
host code: f1e91dc8
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>>242472
game still going?
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>>242478
open now
open
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>>242481
need new host code
host code: c8d9008a
good luck with the black knigght my battery died, powers out all over lol
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>>242513
rip
>don't want to spoil it but don't remember exactly when black knigga spawns either
<spawns right on top of kieran
rip cav emblem
in other news, cav emblem oscar continues to be mvp
>>242513
we won except one guy who lost

resumes tomorrow
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>>242525
Not playing today?
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fat fuck can't get out of bed again
host: 147a6c43

>>242616
uhh slept for 12 hours somehow
it's over
resumes 17utc tomorrow
starts soon
host code:
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hosting resumes today at 17utc
host code: e3c510bf
wont be able to attend today
t cunny
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finished one (1) whole chapter in 5 hours
we beat all the guys and no one died except tormod who tried to die but due to his small hit box was unable to fulfil his purpose.
resumes tomorrow 17utc.
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>>243347
that's amazing
host code: 60c3f90f
it's over
resumes next week 17utc
starts in 40 min
hostcode: fa566a24
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>>243933
open
newcode: 7f1f5ad8
closed wrong window
today on fire emblem Z!!!
>Finally realize that the full guard item only works when it's equipped, everyone has a big belly laugh over it
>Brom gambles his battles and wins bigly, the crowd is hyped to see the fat fuck get those super hits in
>Brand new recruited whore sage wastes no time in dropping meteors on both baddies and doors
>Jill 'Patricide' Fizzert kills her father, we made this happen because its funny
>Sleep staves only work on Ike cause he is eepy and needs nappy, the rest of the crew slaps the dragon boss bitch
Join us tomorrow on another exciting episode of FIRE EMBLEM Z!!!!!
host chode: 5e064a48
client crashed and code's no good?
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>>244144
it's cycled somehow
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host chode: 45166419
pls open serb tyvm
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>>244219
open
whats the status on FE gamenight?
host code: fe8e3efe
still in-game? can i hop back in?
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>>244678
ye, open. same code
somehow I feel my vitality return to me after a week, and feel thrilled to be playing fire emblem again
>19 unit deploy map to support human wave tactics (no one died again)
>mistake brom for an enemy since his modal is so similar
>get infinite use brave sword locked on 11 str unit
>silenced bish to steal his sleep staff
>stole seige tome (somehow allowed in this game)
>stole loads of physics
>boyd has more con than a door
>ike's shitty str growths catch up to him as he fails plot essential dual

resumes same time tomorrow
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>>244698
cant join but excited for more summaries, have fun out there!
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>>244763
thanks mister
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>misposition multiple units on the first turn including a cleric who subsequently face tanks a raven because I'm retarded. no one dies somehow
>storm scalie tower to rescue heron girl
>enter the scalie tower dungeon and find CUM EVERYWHERE
>use every siege tome to kill all the furries (god there's so many)
>provoke continues to be an S tier skill as brom's gravitational pull attracts all the seige nigs. he has suprisingly not died to a bolting crit so far
>boyd mvp 5 chapters in a row before his streak was broken
>everyone starts to play brain dead since this game takes so fucking long
>final boss only ike can damage and have to hope for skill procs to do reasonable damage
>have to fight him again with double the hp and an enemy cleric with physic (yes we all screamed when he got healed for half his hp)
>kill him for real this time
>get lectured by npc about how there's definitely going to be a sequel and you should definitely play it

And with that PoR is complete. Congratulations to all who didn't die like retards.
>only 2 units died
>boyd mvp of the whole game


After beaming lethal levels of FE directly into my brain, I don't feel like hosting for a bit. Thanks for coming folks, that's all for now. 
OR IS IT?Enemy control maybe in 1-2 months or something idk. Depends what others think
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>>244811
congrats on completing the game!
>After beaming lethal levels of FE directly into my brain, I don't feel like hosting for a bit.
now you know how I felt after hosting FE7
go get a break, everyone, you've done well!
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>>244857
I definitely have a newfound respect for lordfagging
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>Enemy control maybe in 1-2 months
Welp, how the time goes, and other game nights have died down too. So here's the plan.

The plan:
- fe8 but a human controls the enemy.
- 3 tries for each map. The later maps will be insanely hard, so I don't expect us to finish the game.
- Red lordfag to not be absent. lordfag(v1) dibbed to be red lord, are you around? If not, someone else can do it.
- I'll let red lordfag decide if he wants more retards on red ream controlling his units.

Rom: https://files.catbox.moe/0m8aka.7z
Time: Saturday 12th 16:00UTC

I expect us to get hilariously brutalised from dogpiling and recruitment cucking. God I hope fe8 is easy enough for us.
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>edit
Too late I already put it in the calendar
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>>251395
not even ctrl-z will fix?

>>251386
>Saturday 12th
Saturday 13th. I fixed this but somehow undid it while sanity checking somehow.
>>251386
Will blue units get any buffs to deal with the red menace or will it be a total asstastrophe for us to guffaw at?
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>>251536
No. Every ass will be blasted, and those lucky enough to make it to late game will meet 40mt gorgons for intense breeding sessions. I was planning to play on hard too btw.

Don't worry, I play tested a little and it's doable. FE8 is pretty tame, at least in the early game, so we should make it reasonably far. But you will need to bring your thoughts and prayers with you if you expect to live through the tougher parts.
starts in 50 min
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>blue unit dies because red can now trade ranged weapons, set in their ways no one realizes this until too late
>monsters trading eyes for ranged attack, lordfag(v2) now has ptsd
>zombie saunters up to lord, tears off his own hands, puts them in the stash
<merchant refuses to buy them from us
>boss goes into arena on "defeat boss" map, perishes due to possible red on red confusion
>ephraim develops the traditional ghost ptsd one chapter in
10/10 romhack
THIS WAS A MISTAKE
>only viable strat is to intimidate red lordfag using cute girls (100% success rate)
I expect everyone to be in top form and for no more units to die. Continues same time tomorrow.
Starts now
WOW SUCH A SHAME EVERYONE FUCKING DIED
>seth breaks on a horse slayer after I try to use him used to kill absolutely everyone
>garcia runs in and dies leaving us with 1 capable unit
>healers save the entire run by tanking more than all other units combined
>forde and vanessa get trapped in the jungle gym with 4 hot burly armour knights and are in lethal danger of being sat on
>redlord runs another boss into rapier/reginlief eff damage. I refuse to point this out in the hopes he keeps doing it

After sieging a castle with a lord, archer, peg, and two healers, we somehow pull through and are up from 1 viable unit to 3! We may even have two viable promotions. Thanks for coming folks.
Resumes next Friday 16:00 UTC
>Connecting to ny.yuribacon.com port 4046....
>getaddrinfo() failed: 11001 No such host is known.
Did server is kill?
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>>252024
seems so
try lobby.fobby.net
anyway, we're starting. come now or you'll miss the cutscenes.
join lobby.fobby.net
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It is only what you think it is!
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>There is an honest-to-goodness FE Gheb romhack where you play as the fat bastard
I nominate it for the next FE gamenight
https://www.classicgames.me/fire-emblem-gheb-fe.html
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We survived Gheb's anal fortress of doom, except for Tana who had unspeakable things happen to her in the interrogation room. But most importantly NOBODY DIED. ignoring the first run where I lost peg on the first turn and we subsequently wiped

Resumes same time tomorrow. I'll try using yuribacon again and post if otherwise.

>>252056
aye. looks like classic fe game night material.
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>>252056
>>252058
I looked this up and almost all your units are pissant weak while chapter 1 has fighters who will oneround all of your units unless you RNG scum until they miss two consecutive 80 displayed hit swings each. The intended strat is to basically cheat your way through the first few chapters like this until you recruit Colm (who can steal equipped weapons in this hack) and nigger the enemies' overpowered weapons for yourself. Considering how anon flails his way through even vanilla FE, I'm not sure the lulz are worth the suffering here.
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>>252061
We will play it and will enjoy every second.
Yuribacon's serbs are still down btw, I'm tempted to use discord to find out why even though I know it'll be something stupid and gay and boil down to "didn't pay VPS provider"
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Well I was pretty much right
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starts soon. using lobby.fobby.net again

>>252103
rip
>>252103
is that a fucking pony picture
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>>252106
yes. it's very likely their oc ponysona too.
Pick one I guess
>mi.mednafen.org
>mednafen-nl.emuparadise.org
>mednafen-us.emuparadise.org
>node.asnitech.co.uk
>s1.mednafen-it.org
>s3.mednafen-it.org
>speedvicio.dtdns.net
>gs.emu-land.net
>emu-russia.net
ok, new server
/connect mi.mednafen.org
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>>252111
can all connect? we can try another
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>>252112
As redtard I cannot. I was able to connect to s1.mednafen-it.org so far.
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>>252113
> s1.mednafen-it.org
ok lets go
>17 def crutch unit joins and almost dies 
>biggest ass cav regiment ever rides straight into our asses and we almost wipe
>more fucked boss sniping. run saved after we hit 3 consecutive 60-70% hits
>party ship arrives
>Kyle downs an entire zombie train otk'ing himself immediately
In this army, all bravery is rewarded with a quick and extremely painful death from generic enemy unit dogpiling. Please remember to take it easy.

Resume same time tomorrow. We'll use s1.mednafen-it.org again. Thanks for coming folks.
starts soon. we don't have any perp to do since we suspended.
/connect s1.mednafen-it.org
MAXIMUM PAIN
MUST ENDURE
resumes friday same time.
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>>252202
this shite begins again
join early to watch me move low use vulns around
/connect s1.mednafen-it.org
it ends
resumes same time tomorrow
starting soon (~10 min)
first one here gets the steel lance with the most uses
/connect s1.mednafen-it.org do I need to keep pasting this? I know it'll be a pain to scroll up otherwise
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Evil - inbound
Get the loot, sacrifice the trainee, dodge the cancer staves, drink the grog, avoid the luna crit, proc pavaise and almost die. It's fucking fire emblem and we stlil haven't wiped in this retarded hack somehow.

Resumes tomorrow same time for happy wyvern uber death.
begins now
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Sure does
FUCK DON'T JOIN I NUKED THE SAVE
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>>252681
Join now, I had backup.
ok, all's good plz join
it's over. god this is a slog.
resumes friday same time.
it begins
will we finally beat the shitty sand map?
>redlord trashes the delphi shield causing all fliers in a 100 square radius to immediatly chimp out
>lose wrym slayer after knoll's phantom finds it and can't trade it
>finally beat desert map after 5 hours
>acquire dragon rori for more fire emblem on crutches
>red axe generic promotes, causing a space-time rift to open up and destroy the entire fe universe, thankfully our save wasn't nuked in the blast

I think the worst is behind us for now. Desert maps were a mistake.
Resumes same time tomorrow.
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>>252958
>I think the worst is behind us for now.
For those left standing, the worst has just begun.
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>>253018
fugg
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>>253018
>all but the cutest girls are dead
Were you faggots taking turns doing eugenics in your FE playthroughs?
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begins again
>easy looking map
>10 asscav reinforcements locked and loaded on ephraim's and erika's ass, including promotes
>bers staff + purge reinforcements in lord range
>only survive by abusing bers ai
>run all our units in and hope no one dies to kill the siege magic
We only lose two units despite catastrophic strategic failures. I'm actually starting to think we can beat the game at this rate.

Resumes same time tomorrow.

>>253024
Only those who pass the face tank test can live. Cute girls are the only exception.
starting soon
>defend ram ranch from 100 horny wyvern riders wanting to fuck our greens
>abuse dodge tanking to wall out a 10+ long druid conga line
>get to see tri-attack for the first time in fe game night
<it doesn't kill boss and one of the members immediately dies from over extending
Hope you enjoyed the first and last tri attack to ever be witnessed in fe game nights. My condolences to the effected parties.

Resumes SATURDAY same time
begins soon
come get ur eggs
it's over. feel all the exp draining from my head today.
resumes same time tomorrow for the ultimate master class in darwinism.
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>>253546
begins

>>253546
now this is going to be the only thing I remember from that map
ends. resumes friday same time.
the final fuggery begins
which fire emblem character has the best porn?
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>>253951
dorcas
In todays news, fe's most dangerous serial rng abusers were let loose to cause havoc to enemy siege staff uses, and they almost got away with it. rip cormag. You will be remembered.

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resumes now
DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
resumes same time tomorrow
resumes now
will we finally win? or will we die an do the whole map again?
my sav nuked again...
plz join and post if ur sav is good
ok, all good join
it's over. 
my sav somehow nuked itself and I lost a days progress again. plz upload sav. 
also the loli is now ephraim's gf. 
resumes never
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FE8 has never been this easy and fun!
>>254179
I forgot https://files.catbox.moe/s3yo7l.7z
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>>254603
thanks
resumes usual time
begins now
>asscav shows up
>power goes out
fugg :DDDD
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>>254627
Don't worry, we won't finish without you (I hope)
it's over
resumes same time tomorrow

>>254627
ebin
starts now
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we won
funny hack, I rate it retarded/10
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>>254718
>Vanessa of all people survived
Impressive.
Tried setting up novnc and openxcom on a VPS, it's workable if a bit laggy but it's not like mednafen X-COM was completely smooth either. No audio for now maybe ever because setting up ganoo/linux audio on a headless server is extra cancer.
It's a bit late so tell me when you fags are available to try this jank, maybe sometime tomorrow? Needs some testing before deciding if it's worth playing.
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>>254776
i'll be around eu evening. i'll post again later.
i'm around to test
me too
Almost done setting up, join https://cytu.be/r/secritxcomcoop for chat
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Test completed successfully. The daemon known as linux audio was defeated as well almost no delay pretty gud. Start date TBD when not suffering from severe bouts of insomnia.
Reply with reasons why we should/shouldn't play XPiratez and eventually burn out because it's so long that I've never finished and which game/mod to play instead unbugged TFTD now possible.
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>>254867
What did you do to get audio forwarding working?
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>>254872
uh the problem with pipewire was that a bunch of systemdicks dependencies weren't being set up correctly no matter how I logged in to the non-root user, eventually found some container shit that worked (machinectl shell --uid <user>). Then I just had to figure out how to add a virtual audio device (pactl load-module module-null-sink media.class=Audio/Sink sink_name=my-sink) and after that https://github.com/me-asri/noVNC-audio-plugin just werked as advertised.
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>no objections to piratez
I don't think you realize what you're in for. Anyway, starting to look like I'll be able to run it next weekend. Have a look at starting bonuses while waiting https://xpedia.netlify.app/##SEARCH::STR_START_COUNTRY
Starting locations of note:
>Theban Hive: 12 free Assault Clones (super peasants) that come with some gear, ez modo start (doesn't actually make the game easy)
>Cali Republic: Gay but you get early Catgirls, good stats but vulnerable
>Romanica: Gives you some decent Crusader Armor, should increase early gal survivability by a fair amount
>Nordfederation: Extra Uber Gals start
>Ghostgates: Tons of free slaves (extra income and storage space), econ start I guess
>Dark Dominion: Dark Mahou stuff, unlocks early magical girl training I think? Not sure, probably not that great
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Right, so assuming no more fuckups X-PIRATEZ GAMEJANK WILL BE STARTING THIS FRIDAY 16:00 UTC and will be running for at least 3 hours as usual.

How this is going to work:
>Will be played through web VNC using a custom OpenXcom Extended fork.
>https://cytu.be/r/secritxcomcoop for chat.
>Server address will be posted in the cytube.
>I'll be handling most of the geoscape but feel free to assume direct control as it's half the game and not just prep like in FE.
>Like last time units will be assigned a number depending on which player it belongs to.
>Each player will be responsible for equipping his units in the geoscape and piloting them in the battlescape.
>We'll be using "apoc inventory" (items stay equipped on units when transferring to/from crafts) to minimize micromanagement.
>The ever unnamed "-" button on the craft items screen further complements this by not showing equipped items so they don't get accidentally stolen while still allowing you to equip directly from the base storage.
>Before pressing connect make sure to enable the audio plugin in the left side options menu.
>Multiuser missclicks should theoretically not be an issue but if you don't want to accidentally edge scroll or something there is a "view only" option you can toggle.

Controls (game can still be played mouse only like PSX gamenight should you want to):
>Basic: https://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php/Controls_(OpenXcom)
>Secret: https://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php/Hidden_Features_(OpenXcom)
>Extended: https://openxcom.org/forum/index.php?topic=6424.0
Some useful ones off the top of my head:
>Ctrl-click to run (costs less TU but more energy)
>Middle click for extra info on pretty much anything
>Q to search on most inventory and list screens
>Number keys to center camera on spotted enemies
>Arrow keys to pan camera
>Holding ALT while hovering over a weapon in the inventory will show the calculated damage for the current unit
>Q/E in battle to use left/right weapon
>I for inventory (also works on screens that usually wouldn't allow it)
>R to reload

Here's hoping it doesn't immediately crash and burn.
>testing x-pirates in >>254867
>get high on moonshine and terrorize local farmers with a sledge hammer
>negro miku demolishes crack den with hand cannon before passing out over and over from the fumes
>local disgruntled wheat farmer deflects multiple musket shots with a machete and throwing knives
>pick fight with diversity hire using two steaks as knuckle dusters
>half the squad gets gassed out by one overworked security guard
10/10

>>255508
aye aye cap'n i'll be there and square
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>>255508
>>255660
Nigger are you completely insane?
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>>255662
Quite possibly
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>>255662
Fucker played Sacred Trilogy. Of course he's completely insane.
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3 HOURS TO XPIRATEZ
Reminder to enable audio before connecting. Resolution has been reduced a bit for smoother gaymplay so I recommend enabling "local scaling". NoVNC has been hacked to do nearest neighbor scaling should work on all browsers or so the webshit docs claim so it should look pretty much like higher resolution openxcom. Mouse cursor was also hacked to always be visible so "show dot" doesn't do anything anymore.
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3 hours turned into 6
catgirls are go
rip peasant squad they got ballered to hell
still no sleep brain is fry resumes tomorrow same time
>xpiretz
>visit cult of tingle wannabes
>offer free rune trimming to lure them outside
<they fall far it
>brutally kill them all with rune scimmies
>go to temple altar to get the loot
<there's a dominatrix waiting for us
>capture and bring home for 'research'
everyone died
Is seeing TUs on each step a mod or a setting?
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>>255955
Depends on what you mean, it's an openxcom feature that wasn't in the original game/engine.
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Done some work on the serb
>Xvfb+x11vnc replaced with the supposedly higher performance TigerVNC Xvnc server seems to be slightly more responsive
>Hacked a volume slider into the audio plugin
>NoVNC updated (old version still available as fallback)
>Camera keys are now WASD + C for center on current unit
Tried setting up a livestream directly from the server but it's too shit to keep up, just do the view only thing
30min https://cytu.be/r/secritxcomcoop
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I forgot how much fucking time this took. 2 missions in 4 hours is not an efficient use of time no matter how fun the 15 minutes or so where you get to actually play the game is.
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>>256407
>not doing something else while waiting for your turn
>not intentionally keeping everybody waiting to bug them
>>256407
just need to stick a cattle prod up hostfags bum
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>>256756
don't enjoy yourself too much cap'n
1 hour warning
In today's news:
>Updated X-Piratez to N9.7.7 (can now research base building aka hideouts) hopefully it doesn't break everything
>Migrated to better server provider fuck those cycle stealing niggers
>Added View Only shortcut
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Death I become, the ultimate lifeform.
>>256891
why is that hyena taller than an uber
>>256891
That is a big cat.
>>256891
>she's still not dead
good on you anon
>>256891
>xpiratez
my man
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I'M LOVIN IT
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HOW DOES SHE DO IT
Wait, wtf. You niggers are doing xcom multiplayer? And piratez? How bad is it going?
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>>257026
every dog is dead
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>>257042
EVERY single dog?
Surely the catgirl is still alive?
Also how does the online work?
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>>257026
Thought it was game ogre for a while there but catgirls are online now so probably not.
>>257044
>Also how does the online work?
See >>255508
>>257140
What mod is this and how do I get it?
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>>257140
pour one out for our lost cats and dogs
>>257140
Jesus, how many gals you burn through already? 

>>257149
Look up xpiratez. It's an xcom mod.
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>>257168
Half of that is pirate dogs, who are designed as "cheap" scouts and harrassers where you don't care if they die. Most of the other half is peasants who have stats barely above X-COM squaddies, which just doesn't cut the mustard in missions balanced for 100+TU ubers. I count less than a dozen dead gals and catgirls (mostly catgirls) on that list.
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>>257175
I havent played in a while and always get filtered by the ninja base not knowing how to deal with it. 
How are catgirls? I think they have good reactions and some nightvision, right? 
How far along are you nerds?
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Added an option to fix the infiltration item search thing too, issue was that it would include weapons without the infiltration category but with ammo that had it. Now the only thing missing is allowed crafts info but we haven't got any of those missions yet so it can probably wait.
>>257176
Pretty sure ninjas have been nerfed/delayed every other patch in the last few years, we're half a year in and they haven't showed up yet.
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Should work now, probably, maybe, can't be arsed setting up a triple button restricted armor/soldier/craft test mission
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>>257281
gudu jobu
>>257312
I'll join about an hour after you start
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>>257316
alright
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wake up 2 hour warning
How'd it go? When I left we had joined the CIA (Catgirl Intelligence Agency) and lost some cats to bandits because they're apparently all on meth and have enough dakka to mildly impress an ork.
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>>257542
just stopped playing can't think anymore catgirl supremacy is progressing according to keikaku
LAST SUN
>every dog dies to 100% accuracy reaction snap shots
>turn whole map into an inferno to help boost happy meal production
>finally recruit catgirls
>experience the bliss of having half the army able to aim a rifle with >50% accuracy

YESTERDAY
>go to the ?th bandit smg kill zone and almost wipe (3/8 survived)
>attain assault cannon mastery after lighting another town ablaze
>immediately blow up friendly catgirl next map
>apparently not the first time this has happened
>fire cannon point blank next map because I've learnt nothing and am not afraid

TODAY
>enter another bandit smg kill zone with unarmoured units
>achieve complete dog death
>enter another bandit smg kill zone again
>everyone lines up at choppa exit refusing to go out
>one cat girl tries and is immediately turned to swiss cheese by smg's and then incinerated alive
>help farmers being terrorized by dinosaurs with miniguns
>end up watching from a safe distance, using their screams to triangulate our artillery fire
>1 (one) of 11 civies survive, but we get a positive score so it's ok
>hostfag pleased since most the apples survived

There's so many bandit smg fuck pits that the memories are all merging together. I only pray our armour doesn't drop off and we all horribly die.
In better news, we're now rich and can actually buy stuff and it's definitely not all being spent on hostfags personal cider mill. We also have a B team ready to go for simultaneous operations.
>>257603
The apples were the real target
>>257603
TOTAL
DOG
DEATH
Run dogs into bandit SMG reaction fire. Roast dogs with incendiary cannonballs. Blow up dogs with VooDoo. Strap live HE grenades to dogs.
>>257603
Forgot to mention: for those of us playing at home half the reason we're doing as well as we are is the wakandan hyena rider. 180TU with enough HP to ignore 12+ niggers worth of SMG fire for multiple turns and enough strength to carry 6 cannonballs (not counting the ones on her chest) is like having a Tank/Cannon that eats people, and if she were to eat shit on a random temple raid >we'd be screwed.
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Once again we're doomed, see you friday
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>>257743
death claims another cat
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Pretty sure our research is being cockblocked by not having access to a GUILD approved STAPLER of all things, but I think it's time to pick a Codex either way.
Very outdated wiki page that should still give you an idea of what they're about: https://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php/Tiny_Drill_(Piratez)
Might be the most important choice in the game, among other things the menace ship we get here will likely be our main craft for a long time.
>GRAY CODEX: Spooky voodoo
>RED CODEX: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>GOLD CODEX: El Admiral De Corazon
>GREEN CODEX: Medicinal vampirism
If the crew has not reached consensus by the time the research pops El Capitan will pick whatever he feels like t. el capitan
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>>257856
GRAY
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>>257743
>I bring up how fucked things would be if the crutch unit dies
>mfw you idiots make it happen
>>257856
I've been skimming the strategy/blogging thread on the forums and the stapler is apparently a common research bottleneck.
>codex
My vote is for green or gray, leaning green because I like the bootypedia art for it better. My reading of how each codex seems to "work" from the forums is
>gray: little bit of everything kind of, but also the sorceress outfit which is the closest XPiratez comes to vanilla's MC rape powers
>red: Khorne all the way, lots of rip'n'tear and demon stuff, no idea if this helps with dark ones at all
>gold: Slaanesh route, El Admiral de Corazon, a fast flagship and vague economy boosts
>green: sort of Nurgle route with the pestulator armor but also has access to the magical girl outfit, vague zombie stuff and 3 bonus gals with the same stat boosts as the starting crew
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Oh, and since we haven't done it yet, remember that joining the Mutant Alliance (which is the easiest way to get one of the prereqs for finishing the Tiny Drill projects) upgrades mutant pogroms into mutant cullings, which are this game's version of terror missions.
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>everyone likes gray
Weird, I picked it multiple times too. Was thinking green for survivability and 16 seat craft or red because you fags like killing everything in sight though.
>>257945
>crutch unit
She was good but not really
>>257949
We don't have any bounty tokens for that either

Also finished up second pic, now you don't have to memorize armors and double and triple check everything anymore.
How far are you nerds into Xpiratez right now? I'm enjoying the suffering.
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>>258009
I think around close to halfway
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>>258020
>he doesn't know
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>>258128
You saying we're not even halfway?
STARTING IN 20MIN CODEX POLL WILL REMAIN OPEN UNTIL RESEARCH POPS
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>>258435
What was the result?
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>>258501
probably green
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oops everyone is dead
What was the wiki site with actual information? Accidently deleted my bookmark.
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>>258648
https://xpedia.netlify.app/
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>>258650
thanks
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>shoot guy
>bullet hits, no indicator
>examine him, not bleeding
>huh that's weird
>shoot him a couple more times
>skin fucking melts off and pic related comes out and shoots my cat with a flame gun and turning her to dust
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>258878
This is why you always bring 14mm rifles
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