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Regarding recent events: >>>/meta/4978 

There is a new QTDDTOT >>6079


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New fitness requirement policy from the Company of Racism; All employees are required to look up the fitness requirements of their local police. Can you do at least double the amount of pushups, run twice as fast and far, and are at least as flexible as your local cop?
If not, you have 30 days to meet these standards or you'll receive the pink slip/star and be discharged from the company. You'll lose access to your meme folder and become an NPC.

Seriously people, this shouldn't be a challenge at all. If you haven't looked this up, you may be shocked.
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Based thread
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>>4787
Please don't speak the language of hedonistic drug-addicted pro-racemixing LGBT nigger rappers.
>>4788
>wojak in the corner of the second image
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>>4788
Go back to >>>/b/ sperg
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>>4789
>>4790
>no argument
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>>4788
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>>4792
See >>4791
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>>4793
There's no argument except that you are a spergy, no fun autist.
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>>4792
>poker face
It's pursed lips.
>>4794
>fun = speaking like a nigger
Why are you even on /fascist/? Go to leftypol or 4chan's /lgbt/.
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>>4797
>chud
Sharty dogwhistle. Go back.
>>4796
Okay buddy.
You can keep screaming about words everyone uses.
I will go back to talking about being more physically fit than cops if anyone is interested.
>>4788
Guys leftists drink water, we must stop!
They use 'based' as a form of cultural osmosis.  This is because they are NPC's who can't help themselves but jump on a trend.
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Sioux county police: (i don't live there)
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>>4800
>Guys leftists drink water, we must stop!
Dishonest kike-tier "argument". One thing is a basic function for survival that animals and even plants have been doing forever, and another thing is a modern internet slang.
>They use 'based' as a form of cultural osmosis.  This is because they are NPC's who can't help themselves but jump on a trend.
And doesn't this apply to the based "based" sayers too (ie. the ones on here and similar places)? Aren't you NPCs who speak nigger mumbles because it's trendy and everyone does it? Or does that word have such a profound and unique meaning that you can never word it in a different way?
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>>4801
Man, idk if I should be embarrassed or relieved but these cops are being tested far better than the cops in my county. They must be slightly fitter over there.
Man, I really do live in boomerville. So many fatties.
>>4803
Know what? Maybe you should make a thread telling us which words we shouldn't use.
>>4786 (OP) 
Most of the cops in my area are obese and I'm not just talking about the female officers here
So I'm confident I could meet and exceed whatever requirements there may or may not be.
>>4788
They probably stole it from us.
>>4786 (OP) 
I'll have to look into it and make it my goal to beat it. Thanks for the idea, anon. You're the coolest.
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>>4801
>29 pushups
That would get you bullied in high school gym class. What the fuck?
>>4988
Double it and you will have actually respectable standards.
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>>4989
True enough. I'm working on it! Today's a rest day, but tomorrow I'm gonna get back on it.
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where I come from, the “UK”, all of the cops are obese, depressed, short-haired women. It’s another whitepill really :D
At my college they have a fair where a bunch of people set up stalls and clubs try to find members. There was a stall with a full plastic tub of leaflets with boomer graphic design worse than Reform UK — in large writing: “NO PLACE FOR HATE” and other forgettable slogans encouraging wogs to snitch on native anglos not worshiping them. 
The two landwhale lesbians running it were so grotesquely out-of-shape. It was an eyesore.
Pic to clear your imagination :-) o/
>>4803
let’s just think of alternatives then.
“Awesome”
Cops have a good job, as far as jobs go. They can work pretty much any hours and can eat lunch whenever they want. The more avocado fondlers lose their jobs to the autocado, the more people have to become cops. Perhaps this is the kike's plan with automation. Force everyone to become cops, prison guards, and prison builders so they can arrest every White Nationalist and then every White male.

One job that can't be replaced by automation? Cops. As soon as they start deploying robocops, broke White teenage males will assemble in packs to destroy robocops and take all the good stuff out of them, then make coins and separate from the US dollar. ZOG can't have that because the pigs need to be able to play the victim when their regime is challenged. "Muh family." Who's gonna cry when robocop gets disassembled in the line of duty? The taxpayer's wallet.

Please tell me everything I said is wrong.
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Decided to look up the physical fitness requirements for the FBI..
>>4989
So 60 push ups in one minute? Are you an athlete by any chance?
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Strength, stamina, flexibility, all those are quite straughtforward. But how does one train reflexes and perception  to be on par with the average federal agent or soldier?
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>>7990
Alcohol and weed.
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>>7992
Aaaaaand, rimshot. Let me rephrase it, how can you train your reflexes and perception to be sharper and quicker than those of the average soldier or federal agent? How do you get them to peak efficiency?
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>>7990
>>7993
Cheaply? Not so sure. I mean, being a fed can range from basically training for SWAT to sitting at a desk and pushing papers around for your nigger collogues. My best guess (which is mostly based on CSI tbh) is running through the woods with a side-arm and shooting at targets distributed randomly on your path. That'll train perception, reflexes, agility, your draw, and possibly other things.

If you have money, idk, I'm sure there are courses.
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>>7989
60 pushups per minute is one pushup per second. That's enough time to complete the motion without pulling a muscle or otherwise injuring yourself. 60 consecutive pushups is not hard.
>an athlete
Not professional, no. I only try to be in reasonable physical shape.

>>7993
Join a fighting gym. If you live in a country with firearms access, try competitions. These things require money though like >>7998 says.
>>4803
tranny kys
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