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>be me 7 years ago
>friends with this girl since hs let's call her A
>don't have many friends let alone female ones so obviously I always liked her
>the two of us are we're pretty close compared to the rest of our friends group
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection
>one day through friends of friends this guy gets introduced to our group let's call him B
>in time he becomes B close with A and since I'm also close to her he collaterally becomes close to me
>the three of us end up hanging out together a lot
>he's a pretty cool guy, I honestly can't fault him for anything
>he helps me when I need and was always a bro to me and we hung out together on our own a bunch of times no problem
>but whenever we hang out with A I notice all of A's attention, which previously was mostly mine, is now focused on B
>every time we hang out I feel like I'm the third wheel
>I begin feeling jealousy and resentment towards B and being sorta paranoid I start thinking he was nice to me just to get to her
>a year passed since B got introduced to us and he's now as close to A as I ever was despite me knowing her for way longer
>these thoughts and feelings working their way through me and it starts showing
>one day B, who was always rather perceptive imo, sees me looking down
>"what's wrong bro?"
>I confess everything, how I always liked A, how I've no experience with girls and how I don't know what to do and how this is making me feel
>he takes it all in and then says he'll help me
>he says he'll go talk to her for me and try to gauge her feelings towards me
>I'm not 100% confident it's a good idea but it's probably the best shot I got since there's no way I'll tell her myself
>a few day pass
>I meet with B again
>"look bro, there isn't a nice way to say this but I told her what you told me and basically she only likes you as a friend and it turns out she actually liked me so we're dating now, I'm really sorry"
>my heart crumbles and it's probably showing
>"dude I'm sorry I swear this was all unplanned bla bla bla"
>I just reply it's fine and leave
>the same day I get a long winded wall of text from A saying how she was sorry and all that and that she wishes this doesn't change our friendship or whatever 
>reply "ok"
>she immediately starts asking a bunch of questions whether I'm ok and repeating how sorry she is
>I stop replying
>I still hang out with them a few times after that but eventually started avoiding them and making excuses until I dipped out entirely
>initially they, A in particular, try to "win" me back and check on me when I disappear for longer periods of time but it all fades out eventually
>in 2-3 months I already have basically no contact with them
>summer of that year they went on a vacation together and had a bunch of pics of them posted

I hate women

>be me last year
>I've this newish group of friends
>sometimes hang out irl but we mostly play multiplayer games and whatnot
>through friends of friends etc this girl soft joins our group and sometimes starts showing up to games
>I meet her once irl and we got talking
>since then we became closer and closer over the following months
>in the group I can tell many are competing for her attention but she's glued to me most of the time
>it gets to the point we hang out irl by ourselves bunch of times, it's almost like dating but we never said it was
>one day she says her roomates are out for a few days and asks me if I want to go to hang out at her place
>oh shit nigger.jpg
>of course I agree
>she lives one town over, I have to drive 1 hour to get there
>brings condoms just in case since I don't know if I'm getting laid or not
>get there, super nervous
>she opens the door invites me in
>I'm sweating profusely but I'm keeping it together I think
>"are you ok? just wait in the living room a sec I'll get us some drinks what do you want?" she asks while making her way to the kitchen
>I go to the living room and there's her desk with her computer on
>I didn't mean to peep because she could be back any moment but I can hear her tinker with stuff in the other room 
>look at the monitor and see she's got discord open I see she has a bunch of friends with custom nicknames set by her
>among which a bunch of people prominently have the (orbiter) nickname
>"ha, fucking discord losers" I think to myself
>at that exact moment the toolbar flashes as she got a message on steam
>I open the chat and it's some guy also with the (orbiter) nickname
>my heart skips a beat
>I open the friends list and she has a custom friends category "orbiters"
>I see my own profile in it
>I put my face in my hands in pure shame and stay there motionless doing my hardest not to break down
>I get up and make my way out
>she probably heard the door open because I heard her rushing when I was closing it
>she opens the door again and asks "hey what happened, where are you going? hello?"
>I ignore her and keep walking
>she runs up to me and pulls me by my arm "hey! what's wrong, why aren't you answering?"
>I briefly look at her, probably killed her with my eyes, "let me go"
>"why, what's going on? I don't get it? as she's still holding my arm
>I shake her off and repeat "let me go" and leave
>on the drive home she calls me a bunch of times and texts me
>I obviously ignore her
>when I get home I finally read the messages and she's all apologetic and trying to spin it into a million different ways providing all sorts of excuses in typical foid fashion
>I leave her on read, delete her from friends and never talk to her again

I hate women
Fag
>>324224 (OP) 
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection so another man came and took her
So that's literally a (You) problem
Women are vile, but you are a sissy bitch
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>>324224 (OP) 
B here and you're a fag
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Do you wanna skip to the part where you post your micropenis and we make fun of it or did you get off already
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>>324224 (OP) 
>...but it's probably the best shot I got since there's no way I'll tell her myself
You weren't ready at that point. probably dodged a bullet anyway.
If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they are attracted to confidence and yours was not there yet.
t. I have been "B" before, and it wasn't good. For me or "(you)guy"
>2rd story
Ah shit man.. that sucks. You did the right thing.
Digital Hoeflation is a fucking curse on humanity, and you can't solely blame women.
Things to Remember:
<Women will always act in their own interest, even if outward appearances say they are "Helping out others"-yes, even your MOM
<As "The MAIN character in the MOVIE" everything runs through that filter first; NO EXCEPTIONS
< Never explain yourself to a woman; not only will they invariably get the story wrong,(That filter again,) but they will use it's parts to try to pick apart your reasoning with their own "I WANT" emotionalism.
<Nothing drives a woman crazier than non-reactivity to her attempts at drawing attention..whether physical, or verbal.
The quickest (unintended) pick-up I ever had was a slow night at the local "townies bar" at a college town.
>I was short shifted at work, and walked into a sausage fest at the bar.
>6 guys filling the 8 barstools and a few in the back in the billiards room.
>I got my drink and and took stool #7 farthest from the door.
>Fucking hottie, 8/10 walks in
>every guy at the bar turns to look
>the thirst is palpable, instant attention grab, several guys offer to buy her a drink at once
>I got up and went into the pool room
>"fuck man, I don't wanna deal with this shit tonight... I'll just finish this and go ho..."
>I look up and she's followed me back there
>Oh shit! Now what?
>she smiles and asks me a few questions about my fucking Astrology sign--fucking women-- and says:
>how about we get out of here?
>uhh.. Sure.
>go back to her place, there's a new RV in the driveway that she says she wants to "Christen"
>bizarrely going through the motions sex ensues, there just isn't any "Feeling" there at all, and pretty as she is, she's just BORING sexually
>Awkwardly get dressed and go home, head reeling from what just took place, ALL in less than an hour
>find out later that she was on a mission for "Get Even" sex from boyfriend
>Boyfriend is a 6'2" biker dude known to crack skulls
>MFW
Women are fucking Reckless when it comes to who gets hurt.
I worried for 3 weeks that I was going to get jumped because an old, FAT co-worker of mine who was at the bar that night lusted after her and absolutely WOULD go tattling to the Biker dude.

nothing ever happened though, and the whole thing just re-enforced my understanding that the hotter the gal, the shittier in bed,(usually), and the crazier they are.

I don't think you should hate them. Just know what they are, and how they operate. They are programmable and if there was a strong father in their lives, they can be wonderful.(mostly)
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I'll also add:
Look carefully at the MOTHER too.
Is she fat? is she Gracious? Does she defer to the husband?
As trite as it seems, you'll see what she wants in a man,(father) and acts like and ages as from the mother.
>raised by single MOM
NOPE!!
>raised by singe Dad
50/50 chance at a "good girl" or a controlling neurotic
But you really should see it on a sliding scale like tophalf/bottom half of a 20 sided die with a -3 modifyer(-6 if college edumacated)

(##1%20-3) = 14
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>>324637
Why not 2d6 or 3d6, instead of those D&D jew dice that cost extra?
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back in 1995 every kid got a playstation for christmas, OP unfortunately got pic related, and now, 30 years later, we got this thread
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>Footage of OP a few years ago
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>>324641
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>324639
I have 3 sets I bought from a dollar tree.
Doesn't matter anyway, the dice roll was virtual here.
for example:
(##2%6-6) = 4
(college educated single mom)
and 
(##3%6-3) = 13
Basic bitch. rolled over "Daddy" at every turn.

Imagine not being able to into formatting.
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>>324642
LEL!
funny that "Rosebud" now means prolapsed anus in many circles.
>>324664
Ok but it's weird to use d20 instead of percentile since you can have any dice simulated on computer.
Here we don't have dollar (euro) stores and no shops in town even sell those weird dice. You have to order it online and pay shipping too. One alternative I heard for d20 is a deck of playing cards  with just the Ace-10 cards. But I'd rather stick with normal dice, too bad more RPGs assume you're using the weird stuff.
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>>324691
Well anon, there's no reason you couldn't just roll whatever dice you have at hand...But you see, you're taking it TOO LITERALLY
It's abasically a "Coin flip" whether or not Daddy was a pushover or a Good leader.
the modifiers were just for flavor.
but you know... I'm a little surprised some of the "RPG Purists" haven't tapped into the dice roll here for fun and gaymes.

Rollan' for /b/ thread acceptance:
(##1%100) = 88

* to use the Waifu roller, you can post "ROLLING" here:
>>>/meta/5779
Please sage in the Email field when rollan'
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>>324694
>>324664
Fuck rolling. If I hafta be with some woman she'd better be an ideal gf, not a random gf. That type of ID is not even here to begin with. Rolling 'dice' makes no sense.
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>>324714
Yeah, I really should've altered the rollchart is I wanted it to be usable here.
I really only posted it for it's humor value at first, but then had a misguided notion that it could be used here.
Those IDs in /meta/, /tech/ and /fascism/ amongst others aren't the same style at all; and the last thing I'd want to do is shit up those threads.
ROLL threads are entirely the domain of /b/

MEA CULPA
>>324714
Also
Your approach to this is Much better
Pick and choose. But let's be real, with women, there's a LOT of "Rolling the dice" to begin with.
>>324224 (OP) 
don't wory, even if they had liked you back you would've screwed it up at some point, like me.
>be me
>have a crush on this girl
>always acted weird with me
>one day she talks to me
>then she snubs me
>then she tells me private stuff about her life
>then she ignores me like I'm not there
>eventually she confesses she has a secret
>the secret is she has a crush on me
>I'm so dumbfounded the only thing I can say is "what's wrong with you, are you retarded?"
>she literally almost starts crying and blurts out "nevermind forget I said that"
>stops talking to me
that was the only woman who ever showed interest in me
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>>324664
If you're gonna do something do it right, Anon
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>>324269
Yeah you can't blame women for not being attracted to cowards. I mean, you can, but that's just you resenting women for preferring good decisions while you're the bad decision.
Just who is this hilarious upset frog man I keep seeing all over the internet these days?
All my friends on face book think he is hilarious and we are just constantly sending funny new pictures of him to each other.
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>>326396
The Anti-Defamation League has labeled the image as a hate symbol. Don't look into it.
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>>324863
>some of the face options missing even though more options
>the face I liked is gone
>the faces show the creator's taste for looking too similiar
Shit image. The face selection part 
  is even worse than the last one. There were two I liked in the last image and none I like in this image. AND it keeps Constanza ishyddt meme face on top of it? Option Y was cute. I'm having a hard time finding any girl in that image cute. The majority have makeup, plucked eyebrows, and fancy hair and or piercings and the ones that don't look genetically damaged in a non-cute way. Option Y at least was plain and genetcially damaged looking but in a cute way. Also, people often look better at an angle and yet the angles are gone, except for Constanza of course. In the last image one girl had persed lips of which is annoying and in this one more than one have that. 32 has an annoying look on her face and I'd have done away with her. Gods they all look the fucking same. Seek taste. I'm going to have to make it myself but image searches to find women is hard with how all porn stars have that same effect, the same sort of lame ass facial chemistry as they try to cop one another the same way they do that seagull sounding fake moan. Nobody likes that shit and it's one reason people get kinky is due to not even liking the porn star's facial chemistry. There's like three porn stars I can remember that didn't have the same tier of sameness and it was Liz Visious and Evie and Leah Luv, introverted scene girl vibe, Ellen Page adjacent odd looking vibe (caused by being half Mexican as no moon-faced Canadian actress stars in porn apparently), and HS girl vibe, what with the braces and flat chest. I don't know how to spell Evie's name, I just remember rolling my eyes at evidence of her liking pokemon and she gets facefucked in front of a piano after failling to play it. Also fucked up the ass while screaming fucking kill me and they like to cut such shit like that out of porn due to fathers and feminists being online.  YHIVI rather. They probably blank out her saying that now days. Anyway, she's cuter and moans are not as fake, that's a couple reasons I'd like her, that and her being into that hardcore facefucking and anal rapery. I can't tell if she's having the best day of her life or the worst, that's when you know it's good porn. Terrible images of anyone but LIz for some reason. I'd have to watch videos and then capture the images myself but I can't go and fap right now.  
>>324275
>/b/ here and you're a fag
fify
>>324224 (OP) 
<there's a bunch of orbitors but NOT ME I'm the MAIN CHARACTER of the story! I know this because I use generic memes that my crushes post on facebook! 
I doubt that shit even happened. Did the crowd go 'aaaaw' when you saw yourself in the orbitor compilation? Fucking silly. What even is 'on read' and what is 'soft join'? Don't you know what a friend zone is? YOu can't be friends with a girl then have sex with her. People with integrity don't exist anymore, this is why imageboard types hate society so much in general. Nobody dates, they hook up THEN date after seeing if you are sexually compatible. Yes they are all degenerates, sex havers on all sides are degenerates for not doing it the other way around. If you had violently fucked her on week one or even day one she'd know your last name by now and you'd be paying child support like a proper normalfag as she moves on to an even more violent dick. 
>>326396
>>326397
I see we have post ironic shitposting  going on in this /r/greentext threaad. How fun how fun
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>introverted scene girl vibe
Actually being quiet for girls is not introverted at all so I redact that statement. That's not the appeal. Introverted girls would be moon faced and cute and not half mexican sluts nor covered in makeup nor bimbo tier like Leah Luv. They're all shit and literal whores, I'm  just saying the creator has no taste regardless. A long time ago I tried finding porn actresses I liked and it never happened and people liking old shit like Leah Luv or Liz Vicious or being trapped by the 'Ellen Page lookalike' advertisment bait is just a rose tinted gen y sorta thing I'm sure.
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>>326416
>look the fucking same
Ya, this is an issue playboy worked on. Different publication regions had slightly different facial structure, make-up colors, while the camera angles and props were similar there was effort to create differences; it seemed an odd choice because you limit target audience, but this was pre-web 2.0.
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