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Good work OP (didn't read). Now write the equivalent critique for Islam and Judaism.

>>240507
> I don't know anything about Islam other than "Muhammad fucked an 11 year old" and "Islam is about violence" but honestly, that's still less pathetic than "da joos thought dat Jebus wuz gonna be a warrior, but instead, he bwought LUV!!!!"

>>240503 (OP) 
God thinks we're retarded, and understands why we are retarded, but can't just let every retard in, some will be like his most favorite retarded angle

so he made Jesus and the Bible to be the test of being just not retarded enough to for Him to be okay with having you around, and the Bible to teach stories to help the retards do some things right

>>240513
I almost believe this in reverse. I have this theory that God is real but he can't stand retards (and isn't omniscient, obviously or there would be no need for a test)
So he purposely wrote the Bible to be as stupid as possible so that retards would latch onto it and he could prevent them from getting into heaven.

>>240515
no, it was how we could be closer to Him while we are alive, when He said "tho will surely die" that means that is it for us,but that is okay right,dying along the road to the better place, unless there are browns in the future, then it wasn't worth it.  Heaven in a state of being, we can't get to Heaven in this world because of entropy (Satan) owns owns this world, only in a state were entropy can't touch you can be considered Heaven, so death
Does that mean Christianity is a death cult, no as everything in the Bible is about ethnic selection and doing what you have to in times of crisis, even after all the fucking with of the English language, those messages still shown through, those promote life, for the tumor of your phenotype to be more cancerous, that is life, so it can't be a death cult
As for Jesus, He is God's solidarity with man for the state of suffering that life is, He suffered, He could not limit Himself this world and bear it, an omnipotent being trying to transmit pity, and most of you monkeys shit on it, if you could deserve anything, what do you think you deserve after that?

Christian hate thread #350485

>They say the most mundane, literally-everyone-knows-this shit and then say that this is divine wisdom. Or worse, they just latch onto randomly selected feel-good words for women like: LOVE!!1 and then prance around feeling inspired by LoOoVE!!
This is just a description of normalfags. Most normalfags are retarded. It stands to reason that most religious normalfags are also retarded. Your problem with Christianity is that it has been subverted. Avoid modern practitioners and modern interpretations. It's not masculine to let fags and trannies kick you out of all your hobbies, then kick you out of your fucking religion. At that point become a Gaytheist and rope, because you have no actual beliefs and values. Paganism is just Gaytheism Marvel Edition.

>>240520
OP sucks, and so does Christianity.

>>240516
>everything in the Bible is about ethnic selection
Nothing in the Bible is about ethnic selection except insofar as God chose the fucking jews of all people as his favorites. 
The weird thing is that jews didn't even do anything to deserve this. It just HAPPENED that jews just so HAPPENED to worship Yahweh so Yahweh HAPPENED to choose the only people on the planet that actually believed in him. Which is to say, no different than any other bland religion.

>>240537
Okay, so explain what is masculine about Christianity.

>>240549
in the story of Samson the conflict starts with a group cheating to win a riddle and Samson killing a bunch of them to pay the debt, and they go on to blind him and make him a clown slave, and he dies killing them by bringing down their temple

>>240549
>>240549
jews influenced the English language with the Bible, replace words in the Bible, but the white monks that were were facilitating the writing down influenced it
there is a fat soy boy language youtuber that pops up in my shorts sometimes, saying some that women are partner, not servant because of a Hebrew word

I asked Jesus how much he loved me and he said this much and then he spread his asshole and died on the cross for me 😍

>>240551
Architecture, art, literature, music, science (not soyence). Most everything good from White culture has ties to Christianity. Look into the broadcast history of talmudvision. Working backwards, from present to past, this is my view. The attack on Whites started and became more overt as masculinity eroded. The attack on masculinity started and became more overt as patriotism eroded. The attack on patriotism started and became more overt as Christianity eroded. The attack on Christianity started and became more overt... just because? As best I can see, Christianity was the keystone.

>>240573
Totally bro. Say, have you produced any art, literature, architecture, or science?

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Who cares? I just hail satan and whatever so I can get that sweet S U C C

>>240574
I doubt there's a greater single word signifier of femininity than using "bro" sarcastically online.

>>240582
I find it endearing that female chameleons are trying to sneak into the brospace. They're the feminist spermatozoa looking to impregnate the male egg.

>>240503 (OP) 
>why did men adopt this cringe religion?
Colonization anon. Indigenous Indo-Europeans were colonized by Christians, a process which introduced an anthropology to the continent that was completely foreign to the European soul.

>>240573
>Architecture
That isn't Christian, dumbass. If it was, all Christian states would have the same kind of architecture. Yet ONLY Europeans built epic, Pagan inspired architecture.
>art
Nothing in the Bible explains how to make European art. In fact, the jews were uniquely un-artistic in comparison to their neighbors. They also were uniquely unable to build impressive architecture. Thus proving that the Bible, if anything, is anti-art and architecture.
>literature
A lot of literature is Christian themed. But far better literature like the Iliad and basically all European folklore is not.
>music
The Bible never mentions how to make symphonies. 
>science 
Christians are anti-science.
>White culture 
White culture is racial and existed before Christianity.

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>>240573
What "trad & based" e-celeb did you overdose on?

>>240560
>Samson the conflict starts with a group cheating to win a riddle and Samson killing a bunch of them to pay the debt,
How is this racial? I will grant you that the jews were ethnocentric, but so was literally everyone else so that isn't unique to the Bible. What Christianity "contributed" to the world racially was universalism and race mixing. Before the Bible, no one race mixed. Many cultures literally ethnically replaced native populations, not converted them.

>>240579
Satan is just another character of the jewish fairy tales, you're not any more "based" for worshiping xhim than worshiping the sky daddy.

>>240503 (OP) 
In Christianity the first woman was shitting out babies in her hundreds though... stop using cringe also. Everyone knows it was to control the goyim also.

>>240605
Being Satanic would just mean breaking thre rules. Do you worship law and think laws are ethics? If so you're a christian once removed.

>>240646
>Being Satanic would just mean breaking thre rules
No, breaking the rules is just breaking the rules; being a rebel. Satanism is an abrahamic LARP.

>>240573
You are a bit confused. Everything good about christianity came from catholicism. Why? Because the romans saw the filth overflowing from the semitic desert shitholes and seeing they would not be able to keep it off their masses, they rectified as much as they could cucktianity. Still it didn't stop catholics from becoming niggerfeet washing retards.

>>240645
>stop using cringe also
Stop being cringe.

>>240604
Ethnic conflict is racial conflict on a smaller scale and is more difficult because it isn't as easy to distinguish between the phenotypes. Bible tells a story about the conflict with Samson as an individual going against a group? It offers methods of hitting where it hurts with him burning thier crops.
Before the Bible no population was smart enough or had the eugenic foundation to make the machines to easily get to places where you could miscegenate. I'm sorry the cruise ships and airplanes, and I get it I want to use coal burners as incubators for human testing to further genetic research, so I don't care for their 'rights' however it could all add up to the disgusting waste meat getting out of the white gene pool leaving the only genes that allow for instinctive philosophies, these times might just be growing pains

>>240826
Fair enough. 
The Bible does contain much ethnic conflict. The problem is that modern Christians completely ignore the ethnic cause of the conflict and ascribe purely religious terms to the conflict: perfect, godly jew vs evil-wicked-pagans.

And given the fact that, at least according to most interpretations of the bible,  the only thing God cares about is how much you grovel at him, this is a justifiable claim.
The Bible never says whether a Canaanite who converted to judaism and sliced off the tip of his own genitals would go to heaven... in fact, the Bible never even says that anyone will go to heaven. But that is beside the point. The point is that Christianity provides no moral reason to not try to convert foreigners to your religion. Once you have converted a nigger to Christianity, there is no moral reason within the religion not to start treating the nigger as your brother.

>>240830
I agree that is a problem with Christianity, but the harsh ecologies that are coming might make whites instinctively negatively ethnocentric, and might edit the Bible itself to help them bounce back, the important thing is to not throw the baby out with the bath water, they can just add onto it like what the Muslims did

>>240503 (OP) 
>why did they adopt it?
They did not do it by choice. They were killed if they had pagan bibles and people wanted to believe in something that came after the old pagan died. It's why you can't even go into the Vatican Archives, you are not even allowed to see the older versions of the bible because it was always a psyop to control the goyim. Look up Yahweh and how if you belived in say the Goddess of Easter you were killed for it. This shit is old. Very old. Before Rome fell old. They killed you if you were not christian. They even enslaved you for not being christian. 
>>240676
Ok zoomer.

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>>240507
If it wasn't for forskin cult called judaism we wouldn't have christcuckey and pisslam

>>240878
>throw the baby out with the bath water
It's a nice poetic phrase. You should contemplate it more. Whose baby is Christianity, exactly? If both parents aren't non-european, one certainly is. We should absolutely throw the baby out with the bathwater in this case. There's no reason to beat a plowshare into a sword when you could just wield a spear and there's no reason to fill the souls of people with outlandish back doors when more secure software exists.

>>240513
>Bible to teach stories to help the retards do some things right


meanwhile the bible

>If your offering is a goat, you are to present it before the Lord,  lay your hand on its head and slaughter it in front of the tent of meeting. Then Aaron’s sons shall splash its blood against the sides of the altar.  From what you offer you are to present this food offering to the Lord: the internal organs and all the fat that is connected to them,  both kidneys with the fat on them near the loins, and the long lobe of the liver, which you will remove with the kidneys. The priest shall burn them on the altar as a food offering, a pleasing aroma. All the fat is the Lord’s.

Leviticus
3:12


>Then he must sprinkle the blood with his finger seven times over the altar. In this way, he will cleanse it from Israel’s defilement and make it holy.
Leviticus 16:19

>All the men who went out of the city gate agreed with Hamor and his son Shechem, and every male in the city was circumcised. Three days later, while all of them were still in pain, two of Jacob’s sons, Simeon and Levi, Dinah’s brothers, took their swords and attacked the unsuspecting city, killing every male.

Genesis 34:24

What's with all the reddit-tier threads lately?

>>240897
Are saying my baby is a niglet? I think I would know if my baby was a nigger cuckoo baby
It is up to us to see the adaptation in it also genes are more important then anything, both in reasons for things and how well a population is doing,  industrialized civilization is in part due to a mixture of the European genome, and how efficient their ideas are just how healthy their genes are this a healthy population will think of Christianity in a adaptive way rather then the key to control for jews in unhealthy populations but why would you want unhealthy population to not be taken advantage of?