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Since the christian board died already: does that mean I can go back to posting Good News on /b/?

(John 6)
"All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out. For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me. And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of ":all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day. And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day. The Jews then murmured at him, because he said, I am the bread which came down from heaven. And they said, Is not this Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? how is it then that he saith, I came down from heaven? Jesus therefore answered and said unto them, Murmur not among yourselves. No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day. It is written in the prophets, And they shall be all taught of God. Every man therefore that hath heard, and hath learned of the Father, cometh unto me."""

"Why don't you just post about your Jesus on the christian board!? Neeee!" Oh, because that's the most likely place it actually will get deleted. Either way, whether or not I can make this thread is not up to me, nor does it benefit or hinder me but I hope someone may see the words of Christ.

You see Jesus actually won't lose you. When you belong to Him, when He has purchased you with His blood at a cost, He will keep you and not lose you. He will bring you to Paradise.
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good lord
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Why do you call me good? There is none good but God.

The greatest propechy of Jesus outside the Bible.

(Wisdom 2)
"Let us oppress the poor righteous man, let us not spare the widow, nor reverence the ancient gray hairs of the aged. Let our strength be the law of justice: for that which is feeble is found to be nothing worth. Therefore let us lie in wait for the righteous; because he is not for our turn, and he is clean contrary to our doings: he upbraideth us with our offending the law, and objecteth to our infamy the transgressings of our education. He professeth to have the knowledge of God: and he calleth himself the child of the Lord. He was made to reprove our thoughts. He is grievous unto us even to behold: for his life is not like other men's, his ways are of another fashion. We are esteemed of him as counterfeits: he abstaineth from our ways as from filthiness: he pronounceth the end of the just to be blessed, and maketh his boast that God is his father. Let us see if his words be true: and let us prove what shall happen in the end of him. For if the just man be the son of God, he will help him, and deliver him from the hand of his enemies. Let us examine him with despitefulness and torture, that we may know his meekness, and prove his patience. Let us condemn him with a shameful death: for by his own saying he shall be respected. Such things they did imagine, and were deceived: for their own wickedness hath blinded them."
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Jesus Christ!
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>Since the christian board died already
Wtf, it's right here you retard
>>>/christian/
https://zzzchan.xyz/christian/index.html
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See propechy is Truth with a capatial T. Some of you might think propechy is "this thing will happen at this set time." crystal ball stuff. But that is not Biblical propechy. It is simply ultimate truth.

(Hosea 6)
"Come, and let us return unto the LORD: for he hath torn, and he will heal us; he hath smitten, and he will bind us up. After two days will he revive us: in the third day he will raise us up, and we shall live in his sight."

This comes from the prophet Hosea, and it is for the children of Israel, and it is for me, and for you, for everyone; this remains truth. But it finds its fullness in Christ, Jesus took and applied this proepchy to Himself as a child of Israel and child of God. He was smitten by God though for our transgressions, and He was raised on the third day as we together with Christ will be raised. All good Godly propechy finds its fullness in Christ Himself.
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You are brown and yeshua is jewish.
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HE IS UNABLE TO SEE BROTHER
COMPLETELY BLINDED BY SCRIPTURE
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Replying to everyone so you feel loved and get (you)'d.
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Not clicking that shit lol
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  Jesus hath now many lovers of His heavenly kingdom, but few bearers of His Cross. Many He hath that are desirous of consolation, but few of tribulation. Many He findeth that share His table, but few His fasting. All desire to rejoice with Him, few are willing to endure any thing for Him. Many follow Jesus unto the breaking of bread: but few to the drinking of the Cup of His Passion. Many reverence His miricles, few follow the shame of His Cross. Many love Jesus so long as no adversities befall them. Many praise and bless Him, so long as they recieve any consolations from Him. But if Jesus hide Himself, and leave them but a little while, they fall either into complaining, or into too much dejection of mind.

   But they who love Jesus for the sake of Jesus, and not for some special comfort of their own, bless Him in all tribulation and anguish of heart, as well as in the highest comfort, as well as in the highest comfort. Yea, although He should never be willing to give them comfort, Himself notwithstanding they would ever praise, and wish to be always giving thanks. O how powerful is the pure love of Jesus, which is mixed with no self-interest, or self-love!
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Here is a great promise to those who love God.

(Micah 7)
"Therefore I will look unto the LORD; I will wait for the God of my salvation: my God will hear me. Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD shall be a light unto me. I will bear the indignation of the LORD, because I have sinned against him, until he plead my cause, and execute judgment for me: he will bring me forth to the light, and I shall behold his righteousness. Then she that is mine enemy shall see it, and shame shall cover her which said unto me, Where is the LORD thy God? mine eyes shall behold her: now shall she be trodden down as the mire of the streets. In the day that thy walls are to be built, in that day shall the decree be far removed. In that day also he shall come even to thee from Assyria, and from the fortified cities, and from the fortress even to the river, and from sea to sea, and from mountain to mountain. Notwithstanding the land shall be desolate because of them that dwell therein, for the fruit of their doings. Feed thy people with thy rod, the flock of thine heritage, which dwell solitarily in the wood, in the midst of Carmel: let them feed in Bashan and Gilead, as in the days of old. According to the days of thy coming out of the land of Egypt will I shew unto him marvellous things. The nations shall see and be confounded at all their might: they shall lay their hand upon their mouth, their ears shall be deaf. They shall lick the dust like a serpent, they shall move out of their holes like worms of the earth: they shall be afraid of the LORD our God, and shall fear because of thee. Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? he retaineth not his anger for ever, because he delighteth in mercy. He will turn again, he will have compassion upon us; he will subdue our iniquities; and thou wilt cast all their sins into the depths of the sea."

You know I "own" the christian board on endchan, which has resources, go look. But I made sure only 5 threads could be posted and then stickied 5 threads... But the "ai propechy" spammer keeps posting! HOW!? You guys watch GeoWizard, "He's still chippin' away!" What a miricle for sure, he's still able to spam the board when it's impossible to do so.

But I want to talk about something more important and very relevant for many.
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I've noticed two types of people. Information based and emotionally based people.

There are people who don't want the truth because "I went to a church and had a bad experience, I knew a christian and can you believe he wasn't perfect!?" This is real. And those same people follow others because they are kind and loving. Every cult is made up of these people. Oh Mormons dress very nicely and nice families and very kind and loving and all these cults and I've heard a Black Hebrew Israelite make this same argument; that they must be true because christians all have ugly messed up families but us BHI's don't and therefore we are right.

Never for a split second; have I thought that the truth of the universe relied on people's way of being. That is, if every christian and church I saw was awful, all I care about is what is true, it would affect the truth not at all. You say "But christians say that Jesus makes them perfect and then it's not true and aaah" Again, how random modern people in my life act does not equate to affecting truth of the whole universe. I don't care if serial murder rapist man is telling me the Gospel, I just want the information.

This is not a slight on emotionally based people. God delights most in emotionally based people, however, these are the suicide bombers, these people are essentially tricked into becoming what they. They got lucky a christian found them before a upright nice kind muslim man. The Bible ackowledges these people and that we need to try are best with emotionally based people.

I say this because; are you seeking information? The internet is for information, not emotion, not connection to be frank. Ask yourself have you yourself read the Gospels, the four books written about the most influential figure, who Himself claimed to be God, have you looked at the information yourself?

"Well I can't give up my porn and this and that thing and I am whatever." When will you start? Will you delay all until your heart is so hard you feel nothing? You can start following God. God is not waiting for you to folowing Him so you can fail amd He laughs at you. He wants us to succeed.
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"I can't love and forgive others!" "I can't stop getting drunk."

Yes you can. And you can quit porn. By God's love, yes you can. And you can love others and forgive others. It's not about if I fail though it's over, no. But when will you start, time is ticking to get to know Christ. Again, on a personal level.

Doesn't matter that you think you're better than others, these gross sinners, these gross prostitues, doesn't matter that "I am not a serial rapist murderer." First of all, yes you are, bad, anger is murder and sexual depravity is what it is. You are either in the Kingdom of God or not. And that's not for me to decide and you can't decide that for others but God.

But I can say, if you don't have fellowship with God now, you won't after death, that's the too late point.

And what does fellowship look like? When you believe the Gospel and recieve the holy Spirit you are a child of God and God will lead you. You're going to start to hate and get away from things and start to gravitiate towards heavenly good things. That is the new birth, you feel conviction most of all from the Spirit.
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All your past sins and the ticket to heaven, comes from one thing Jesus Christ. He is the way and the truth and the light. Him alone.

And that's an easy thing to say, that Jesus died for all my sins okay! But there's a reason no one wants to accept that simple thing. Because it comes with the fact that I have to start a whole new life journey. Really you begin life. You don't start life until you know Christ. How do you know Him? Well you could start by praying or the Gospel of Mark you know.

So I want to make it clear, yes Jesus can literally forgive all your sins and guarentee your eternity and seal you and bring you into prardise... and that comes with an expectation. But starting a new way is not just instant and you're there. No the christian life is a journey with lots of mistakes and distractions for nearly all. But you don't have to fear... because: >>196647
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Jesus is True life. He gives eternal life and we can serve in His Kingdom and sit on eternal grass.

Doesn't matter what you have done. Does matter what you are doing... what are you doing now, not last week or last month, not even yesterday. Did you pray and ask God to come into your life yesterday, did you pray forgiveness yesterday? Maybe not. Can today.

Jesus forgave people's sins without even talking to the people who their sins affected. He unhesitatingly behaved as if He was the chief party concerned. Someome hurts me or causes me to stumble. For example, this website has lots of porn, if I or anyone see some porn and start to get horny and lewd amd sin, I forgive that person of course, because I have done evil too and I don't want to be judged for my own evil, but God is the actual one who needs to he addressed.
If I do wrong, yes it is good to apologise, but God forgives me, that is most important.

(Matthew 6)
"For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you: but if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."

Jesus taught you can recieve forgiveness, not by making up for it with enough good deeds amd hopefully in the end it out weighs it. But when we forgive everyone. I have no ill will towards anyone. I've had people tell me after I do something stupid that I should go to hell and other things. Never, not once, have I ever wished for even the most satanic person to go to hell, anyone who maybe has done any amount of evil to me, I forigve them I have no ill will for their future and I don't want them to be judged. I talk about Christ because I literally feel like I'm dying if I stop, it's a gift. And I wamt everyone to know the christian narrative is real and the people in heaven are the ones who have said "Forgive me Lord, I want no ill will towards others." Because if I want ill towards the online girls who act lewd to seduce, then I am in trouble, because I too have committed sexual sin, even if it was just once in my life I would be in trouble.

If you believe Jesus rose from the dead, this is life eternal. If you need convincing of that: no one in history has purposed a real alternate explination for Jesus other than He was raised from the dead. He is the King of glory and we can go into why.
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When of the funniest moments, Gid makes it clear many times He is king of Israel. Yet the people wanted a human king. A human saviour, much like the rabbinic Jews still are waiting for. But God says He is the only Saviour and only King, and so even though He gave them human kings for centuries, He will still win. God will get His way in the end, and He does it through the person of Jesus of Nazareth.

(1 Samuel 8)
"Then all the elders of Israel gathered themselves together, and came to Samuel unto Ramah, and said unto him, Behold, thou art old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a king to judge us like all the nations.
But the thing displeased Samuel, when they said, Give us a king to judge us. And Samuel prayed unto the LORD. And the LORD said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them. According to all the works which they have done since the day that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this day, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so do they also unto thee. Now therefore hearken unto their voice: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and shew them the manner of the king that shall reign over them.
And Samuel told all the words of the LORD unto the people that asked of him a king. And he said, This will be the manner of the king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall run before his chariots. And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his chariots. And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers. And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants. And he will take the tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants. And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work. He will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants. And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the LORD will not hear you in that day.
Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us; that we also may be like all the nations; and that our king may judge us, and go out before us, and fight our battles. And Samuel heard all the words of the people, and he rehearsed them in the ears of the LORD. And the LORD said to Samuel, Hearken unto their voice, and make them a king. And Samuel said unto the men of Israel, Go ye every man unto his city."
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I'm on my phone by the way, it's not easy to type correctly, so, why don't we have physical buttons anymore I don't know.

God is not the God of Israel only. The Israelites and the Ethopians and the Syrians are all the same in God's sight and He worked with all.

(Amos 9)
"Are ye not as children of the Ethiopians unto me, O children of Israel? saith the LORD. Have not I brought up Israel out of the land of Egypt? and the Philistines from Caphtor, and the Syrians from Kir?"
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I am used to the KJV, I know it's hard to read if you aren't used to it. I should try to use a modern translation.

But anyone can hear the Word of God in modern english. Just go on youtube and type Gospel of John audiobook.
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All the evil we have spoken to others, all the porn and junk and stealing and whatever it is, Jesus carried his cross uphill and to have all these things cleansed, thrown into the ocean and never to be seen again. Every sin you and I committed placed on Him, though He committed none of them, never for a split second was He a sinner. Lifted up on the cross for people who are His enemies working hatred and evil and sin.

And when He was on the cross He sang the opening to Psalm 22.

(Psalms 22)
"My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring?"

A song king David sung 1,000 years ago expressing His own pain and the pain of many people. And by God's holy Spirit David sang of the crucified Messiah in the same Psalm.

(Psalms 22)
"All they that see me laugh me to scorn: they shoot out the lip, they shake the head, saying, He trusted on the LORD that he would deliver him: let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him."
"I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels. My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my tongue cleaveth to my jaws; and thou hast brought me into the dust of death. For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have inclosed me: they pierced my hands and my feet."
"They part my garments among them, and cast lots upon my vesture."


The Bible talks so much about the whole world worshipping and singing of God and the King of Israel. And this written back in 1000 BC. How is it the whole world has come to know God through a carpenter who was crucified amd who now so many love and sing of. Judisim didn't accomplish teaching the world of God, but one man, even Christ has brought so many into love of God.
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All my music is posted on the board, you can see, it's something that has been a blessing to me, v3 soon. But the point is, there's not much genuine life left socially online, and I might take to something else.

Most imageboard people hate Christ and everything He stands for, because: >>196191
And Christ comes for sinners, not the stiff-necked and scoffers, which is the lifeblood of imageboards. I hope everyone does well.
You know when people's eternitiy is on the line it can make me quite worked up, and I genuinly get pain in my body because I am not telling others the Gospel I get terrible pain. And I get mad because why don't people believe! and why aren't we doing more to get Christ's words in people's hands, we're wasting time. I haven't seen a believer on an imageboard in some time now. And those that did use these sites, like me they are very not great. And I don't care of course about these trash sites, have not in a long time.

I forgive everyone who has said nasty and mean things to me or has cast judgment or anything. Whatever people say against me, God allows it for my salvation. Forgive me if I have been wroth or not presenting the Gospel perfectly. But I am free from anyone's blood here: because I have explained the Gospel simply.

Personally I'm doing youtube videos from now on, at least that way there's no terrible social interaction, I hate the way the internet makes me act, and also talking to people. Probably will be targeted toward fellowship with christians and christian topics for believers already. I like non-believers but I love the church. I'm just talking to myself now, which I do often. I would like though to talk about things with people rather than at people, which I've really only experienced at the church in Edmonton because there's one there who is my Hopeful or maybe Faithful. And I am going back there soon.
"Are you just talking about yourself!?" Yes. But I am finished now.

I can hear my brother outside on the phone talking to his friend saying "It's hard to find a b** that actually wants to stick it out, like, but nigga I just ing forgive everyone nigga like s*, I don't care, you got to look at the bigger picture nigga. And like God can see you in your bedroom like at anytime, you don't see eyeballs, Like God's got a plan for everyone."

And I think what a wonderful world.
I forgot I wanted to post this.

(Micah 7)
"Trust ye not in a friend, put ye not confidence in a guide: keep the doors of thy mouth from her that lieth in thy bosom."

I will listen to one alone and seek His council.
Joseph the shitskin pedophile got his very own board and still smears his bullshit on b. Just wow, you really never cease to amaze with how utterly braindead you are.
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