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im sick of life. it sucks. its always painful or boring
what alternative things can i become
>dead
>become a rock
>heaven
>hell
>reincarnate (but as some shit being like snail or pajeet)
i want to do a new thing other than life
what do you even do in your daily life
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Just escapism-maxx. Play some good games or read some good manga, learn to daydream so that you can do escapism when away from a computer...
Visual novels and to an extent light novels should be the best for escapism, though.
Most "normal" novels (just like any normal/non-''''weeb"" (I hate this word) media) have low escapism value, though.
spoilers : heaven and hell are just reincarnations in other realms, and you can die there and come back here. The loop is endless
>Not living to see the world burn
lol, retard
>>185950 (OP) 
Become the best cracked writer and spit out national security factz to your senators for free. Sell your brain power to people with money.
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>>186006
>become the best cracked
Very well.
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>>186006
>Sell your brain power to people with money.
Yeah, about that...
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Cracked bong detected. s00ty indeed.
Waiting for her to flee the states..
>>186008
btw, excellent job ice staging the piano encounter. It was lovely :)

We own Shanghai and Beijing, however. >:)
>>185950 (OP) 
Just learn 2 code bro
bumo
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Correction will continue until morale improves.
>>185950 (OP) 
it's simple really follow the teachings of jesus christ and you will be rewarded with eternal bliss, others will try dissuade you of this and make you confused, your greatest challenge will be to ignore vile deceivers
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>>195201
>>>/christian/
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>>195201
go away
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What's with all the emo faggotry doomposting? This shit is embarrassing.
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>>195244
post something better instead of complaining about it bitch
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>>195245
make your life better instead of complaining about it bitch
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>>195244
<gb2r9k
shit sucks and r9k is slow and gay
fuck you
>>195246
impossible
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>>185950 (OP) 
Do something different with your life then OP instead of complaining, something like moving to the Nagorno Karabakh region to fight against Azerbaijani (basically central Asian Turks) occupation. Be sure to bring a laptop that isn't a flimsy piece of shit like a panasonic toughbook vs dell rugged so you can binge all the torrented weebshit on your bucket list while out in the Caucasus Mountains which I'd imagine doesn't have the best internet.
Or you could just continue to whine and do nothing about the underlying issues with your unfulfilling life.
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>>185950 (OP) 
Identify yourself as a cat.
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>>195249
I'm not OP, but would you please elaborate a bit on the feasibility of this frequently suggested soldier of fortune path?
Doesn't it require previous military training? Or are the Armenian so desperate for manpower they're just accepting any random retard that would just waltz into an embassy?
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>>195239
>They believe that "good" still exists, and that the good person is meek and humble, while the bad person is prideful.
As retarded as cuckstianity is, at least they got one thing right.
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>>195264
>he's actually interested in becoming cannon fodder for a sandnigger war
Anon-kun...
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>>185950 (OP) 
The picture you posted looks like shit.
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>>195334
nothing wrong with a healthy sense of pride and self-respect, blud. Enjoy being cowed into submission by your Betters
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>>195264
>Doesn't it require previous military training?
I mean if you were a veteran who got duped into the war on terror meme and wants to fight a war that actually matters to you somewhere else then I'm sure the prior experience helps. That said you could also just train with any local militia or private instructor and or just be a giant /k/unt larper already who knows enough too and more or less be just about as competent or in some cases more so, plus OP would likely just be some basic grunt with a rifle and shovel unless he's got a hidden talent for piloting aircraft or repairing vehicles and radios or is a trained medic instead. Over all so long as his health isn't complete shit and he's not a total tard he'd probably be fine (aside from the getting shot at part). The real challenge would be learning a entirely different language but he'd probably learn that over time even if just barely.
>Or are the Armenian so desperate for manpower they're just accepting any random retard
Dunno actually but like other examples such as volunteers in the Kurdish territories, Palestine/Gaza, or Hololistan/Ukraine I'd imagine at the very least the locals would want you to actually be useful and not someone they have to babysit and send back at the expense of their money and time.
>that would just waltz into an embassy?
Also Nagorno Karabakh isn't 'technically' a part of Armenia but rather a autonomous self governing state that I'm sure Armenia intended to integrate officially eventually but sat on their hands to long, long enough for Azerbaijan to unleash a swarm of cheap Israeli and Turkish drones on their ass and technically 'not commit any war crimes' because they didn't actually attack a nation state. The borders there are very wishy washy because Joseph Stalin though it would be funny I guess, the Soviets liked to do a bit of trollin back then. But yeah I mention that because I don't think the actual Armenian state would just let you into an embassy and be like "yeah here's your gun buddy, now go remove kebab", or maybe they would, I dunno. But OP would probably have to bring his own military fatigues and gear (whatever modern gay airlines will let you bring anyway). I dunno just say your a Safari hunter I guess.

Of course Nagorno Karabakh is just one example, OP could go somewhere else with similar issues if he see's fit, it's all up to him to follow his heart of the cards.

>>195336
>sandnigger war
Turkroach war actually... The Caucasus doesn't have Sandniggers or at the very least few of them. France probably has a larger Arab population than any of the Caucasian mountain nations do.
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>>185950 (OP) 
you might be interested in this tutorial i found
8 Reasons Why Life Sucks & 15 Ways to Deal With It
https://www.wikihow.com/Why-Does-Life-Suck
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>>196540
>nigger and dangerhair nigger
NOPE
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 >>195239
Bible dont say no racism, if you see that while into it, it means you are a libcuck
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>>196553
Looking into it*
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>>196541
why is that dangerhair, its just tranny
this is dangerhair
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>>196567
"danger hair" comes from the color, anon, usually the explanation is accompanied by an infographic showing how dangerous species are often multi colored
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>>185950 (OP) 
Come with me. I'll call my friends. We found a peach tree a few kilometers from here. Let's go there and get some peaches.
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