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READ THE RULES


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ım drıve

When?
This weekend, September 25 to 27, starting at 9:00 PM (UTC).
The server will run until the 28th so you may join whenever you want.

Where?
Join the server at 172.86.105.74

Downloads
Full game with addons:
https://pixeldrain.com/u/7pHVYcT3
https://mega.nz/#!npISSSAS!0xrNT6MOKn_qzGl6GlLeYtgfAZOwqB1LkmxJVRfcog4
sha256sum: b9e0e1c70a7a1f36fa5122d2cc721fe185fb8bba7956a578253451c5555500fa 

Update for those who still have last March's files:
https://pixeldrain.com/u/GDoRAJm3
https://mega.nz/#!G4oGWZ6R!Rb7DIZ-QFwj-rCnfpTLjbMW0PkG5KFW8CJwsexI6Keo
sha256sum: 21f8946a6f8d1d0daf1538cce2c6bf9a131a8c9bdeb9e2d1d383b4bfdb648d64 

Source code: http://104.194.148.37/srb2k-neptune-gamenight-20260921.tar.gz

How to join
>Launch the game by running srb2kart.exe on Windows or srb2kart on Linux
>Go to "Multiplayer", "Specify IPV4 Address", type in the server's IP address (172.86.105.74) and press the ENTER key.
When loaded in the server, you may change your player character and play.
NOTE: Don't load any addons before joining the server! They'll be automatically loaded whenever you try to join.
Last edited by warmsun
Replies: >>320346
I FUCKING LOVE KARTS
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Karting with my fellow racists every few months is the last thing holding my sanity together, you guys have no fucking idea.
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>>320334 (OP) 
oh fuck its that time again huh
i meant to have more horns ready but this is all i got
just repackage this into a pk3 if you want a few more horns
https://mega.nz/folder/OZlFVKwZ#Y6VgClmh21Xm2phvV1_4Vw
Replies: >>320349
No pin?
It's been a while since the last one, I was starting to get withdrawal effects.
Can't wait to get fucked by absolute bullshit physics and retards knocking me off course in the worst spots once again.
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>>320346
New backdoor installed, thanks brother.
Had to edit the ID in line 99 of the Lua script from sfx_brhpcfk to sfx_brhpcf or else any further horns wouldn't be loaded. Also its sound file is missing.
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>>320347
I don't think they'll pin it til friday
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>>320361
>mfw looking at OP after posting this
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I fucking love you guys.
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>>320397
>>320397
No homo right?
Kartz n' S4
Certified zzz-core
Played in the server a bit and every 30-60 seconds the server briefly spergs for a second throwing a bunch of lua errors.

 Loading savegame length 13640
carrier_collide set to Off
carrier_active set to On
waterskip_sneaker set to Depends
waterskip_endless set to Depends
waterskip_momfix set to Depends
elim_minplayers set to 2
elimination set to Off
ac_acrohell set to hellmap
ac_debugbtn set to Off
ac_forcetrick set to freestyle
"No" is not a possible value for "paradiseillusion"
"Depends" is not a possible value for "eitedpt"
waterskip_sneaker set to Depends
"No" is not a possible value for "blueballmode"
"Off" is not a possible value for "storage__hcombi_friend_0"
"Off" is not a possible value for "combi_pull"
"100" is not a possible value for "horn_explode"
"Off" is not a possible value for "elim_time"
elimination set to Off
"10" is not a possible value for "weathermod_encore"
"Black" is not a possible value for "hm_itemanalyze_spray"
"Directed by Jun'ya Ota (Oota Jun'ya)" is not a possible value for "hm_itemanalyze"
"t.me/+zzzchanLounge" is not a possible value for "hm_motd_bg"
"On" is not a possible value for "hm_vote_timer"
Game speed has been changed to "Hard".
Number of laps set to 5
Game state reloaded
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config! 
Anyone else getting these?
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>>320422
I broke compatibility with the previous version of the game again, for the lulz
Get the update if you haven't.
If that doesn't work, try redownloading the full game again and/or wipe your downloaded addons folder.
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>>320424
>mv the .srb2kart folder elsewhere, start a fresh one
>default settings but the keymap is also incorrect??
>connect to server using the fresh build
>whereas with my old build+cache I was soft-resyncing, now my kratt hardsyncs all over the place
>shidd.fugger
>load up the build in the patched over folder from old gamenights
>connect to server, get distracted by RL stuff
>come back to see it downloading all the new tracks because ???
>server stops refusing to serve the last 56M KRB_PlomPack-v2-3.pk3 and KV_DrKartinsFollowers_v1.pk3
>copy those over to the DOWNLOAD folder, server connects
>hard resyncs galore, now on both the new and old builds
>even swapping the .srb2kart folders again didn't help
流石Hostfag. Here's part of my console output pasted, the one thing I saw consistently pop up aside from the glider config notification was the GFZROCK error in concert with resyncs.

 carrier_collide set to Off
carrier_active set to On
waterskip_sneaker set to Depends
waterskip_endless set to Depends
waterskip_momfix set to Depends
elim_minplayers set to 2
elimination set to Off
ac_acrohell set to hellmap
ac_debugbtn set to Off
ac_forcetrick set to freestyle
"No" is not a possible value for "paradiseillusion"
"Depends" is not a possible value for "eitedpt"
waterskip_sneaker set to Depends
"No" is not a possible value for "blueballmode"
"Off" is not a possible value for "storage__hcombi_friend_0"
"Off" is not a possible value for "combi_pull"
"100" is not a possible value for "horn_explode"
"Off" is not a possible value for "elim_time"
elimination set to Off
"10" is not a possible value for "weathermod_encore"
"Black" is not a possible value for "hm_itemanalyze_spray"
"Directed by Jun'ya Ota (Oota Jun'ya)" is not a possible value for "hm_itemanalyze"
"t.me/+zzzchanLounge" is not a possible value for "hm_motd_bg"
"On" is not a possible value for "hm_vote_timer"
Game speed has been changed to "Hard".
WARNING: constant 'GFZROCK' could not be parsed.

Map is now "MAPI1: Water Temple Zone"
Only the server or admin can change: karteliminatelast No
*Player 3 has joined the game (node 2)
*Player 3 renamed to Tewi
Speeding off to level...
We rolled kartspeed ! Changing it to Expert
RandMod: We have rolled kartspeed Expert!
We rolled ac_forcetrick ! Changing it to augment
RandMod: We have rolled ac_forcetrick augment!
We've rolled kartspeed! It's currently at Expert
RandMod: We have rolled kartspeed Expert!
We've rolled ac_forcetrick! It's currently at augment
RandMod: We have rolled ac_forcetrick augment!
Recording demo replay/online/1790110215-MAP14.lmp
A HOSTMOD config was found. Loading, sit tight...
Acrobatics settlings not applied yet, let's fix that...
*Applying settings from acrobatics.cfg...
*Settings applied!
A HORNMOD config was found. Loading, sit tight...
"P_TeleportMove" is deprecated and will be removed.
Use "P_SetOrigin" or "P_MoveOrigin" instead.
NOTICE: Successfully loaded hitfeed.cfg!
NOTICE: Successfully loaded battleplus.cfg!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
EXHUAST: Added mk64marioto NONE
EXHUAST: Added mk64luigito NONE
EXHUAST: Added mk64yoshito NONE
EXHUAST: Added mk64peachto NONE
EXHUAST: Added mk64toadto NONE
EXHUAST: Added mk64warioto NONE
EXHUAST: Added mk64dkto NONE
EXHUAST: Added mk64bowserto NONE
HOSTMOD: Saving replay data to Tewi
Map is now "MAP14: Twinkle Cart"
[UDS] FNT_Sentinel: vip patch is gone, forcing recache...
[UDS] FNT_Sentinel: Caching font FONT_S2FNT
This can only be used in a level!
*Trick style has changed to BURST.
WARNING: ...WNLOAD/KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/1-Init/init.lua:263: attempt to perform arithmetic on field 'x' (a nil value)
stack traceback:
    ...WNLOAD/KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/1-Init/init.lua:263: in function 'random'
    ...WNLOAD/KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/1-Init/init.lua:272: in function 'randomRange'
    ...KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/2-Thinker/partners.lua:11: in function 'shuffle'
    ...KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/2-Thinker/partners.lua:83: in function <...KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/2-Thinker/partners.lua:25>
Reloading game state...
/home/Minogame/.srb2kart/$$$.sav...
WARNING: ...WNLOAD/KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/1-Init/init.lua:263: attempt to perform arithmetic on field 'x' (a nil value)
stack traceback:
    ...WNLOAD/KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/1-Init/init.lua:263: in function 'random'
    ...WNLOAD/KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/1-Init/init.lua:272: in function 'randomRange'
    .../KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/2-Thinker/ringbit.lua:429: in function 'PartnerScroll'
    .../KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/2-Thinker/ringbit.lua:629: in function <.../KL_hcombiring-FFlora5.pk3|Lua/2-Thinker/ringbit.lua:596>
Downloading /home/Minogame/.srb2kart/$$$.sav...(done)
Loading savegame length 19586
carrier_collide set to Off
carrier_active set to On
waterskip_sneaker set to Depends
waterskip_endless set to Depends
waterskip_momfix set to Depends
elim_minplayers set to 2
elimination set to Off
ac_acrohell set to hellmap
ac_debugbtn set to Off
ac_forcetrick set to freestyle
"No" is not a possible value for "paradiseillusion"
"Depends" is not a possible value for "eitedpt"
waterskip_sneaker set to Depends
"No" is not a possible value for "blueballmode"
"Off" is not a possible value for "storage__hcombi_friend_0"
"Off" is not a possible value for "combi_pull"
"100" is not a possible value for "horn_explode"
"Off" is not a possible value for "elim_time"
elimination set to Off
"10" is not a possible value for "weathermod_encore"
"Black" is not a possible value for "hm_itemanalyze_spray"
"Directed by Jun'ya Ota (Oota Jun'ya)" is not a possible value for "hm_itemanalyze"
"t.me/+zzzchanLounge" is not a possible value for "hm_motd_bg"
"On" is not a possible value for "hm_vote_timer"
Game speed has been changed to "Hard".
Game state reloaded
We are loading your Paraglider config!
WARNING: ...land2-v1.pk3|Lua/Paraglider Lua/Jug_GliderConfig.lua:46: accessed player_t doesn't exist anymore, please check 'valid' before using player_t.
stack traceback:
    [C]: in function 'COM_BufInsertText'
    ...land2-v1.pk3|Lua/Paraglider Lua/Jug_GliderConfig.lua:46: in function 'loadConfigFile'
    ...land2-v1.pk3|Lua/Paraglider Lua/Jug_GliderConfig.lua:61: in function <...land2-v1.pk3|Lua/Paraglider Lua/Jug_GliderConfig.lua:56>
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config!
We are loading your Paraglider config! 
>>320424
>>320436
alright just out of curiosity, does the game save any settings/info/other shit outside of the game folder itself? like wangblows appdata, etc.?
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>>320436
Did you try running the game with Wine?
Try joining this test server and see if you still have any issues: youre.ugli.se

I keep thinking that some file in your installation is corrupt or that some addon elsewhere is causing a conflict.
The server host itself is also performing poorly today, possibly making the problem worse.

>>320437
On Linux user data is stored in ~/.srb2kart
On Windows it goes directly into the game's folder.
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>>320440
after testing that from burgerland it feels like the hostname connection gives me much worse ping than the direct ip
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>>320440
>video
WTF is that MK Ultra shit?
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Server's been upgraded, lag spikes and slow downloads should be (mostly) over.

>>320436
>copy those over to the DOWNLOAD folder, server connects
Next time let the server send you the missing files.
Post if you have any issues.

>>320471
>feels
It absolutely is worse: that server's for 7900f2 to try, in order to help finding the source of his game issues.

>>320518
Peak Raceist Mindset.
i'm in, you can't be a racist alone
3 playin
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SERVER UPDATE
New (hopefully) stutter-free server IP: 172.86.105.74
Give it a try.

Good news for America-jin: the new server is in New York.
Bad news for Evropa-jin: the new server is in New York.
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What the fuck are these webms itt
>>320541
MK Ultra operation.
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>>320541
You should be asking "why am I not playing right now" instead
2 racin
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>>320541
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>>320557
Tieem to take a piss!
The weather mod is broken.
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>>320585
>implying it ever worked
I'M RACIST and I'M ONLINE
>open the neptune that i compiled myself, i can just download the addons when i connect
>stuck at "Connecting to server..."
>fug
>download the entire archive and open it up
>stuck at "Connecting to server..."
Am I retarded? Well yes, but how is this blocking the connection?
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>>320598
try the jew york server
>>320538

also what client option puts on the drift gauge again?
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>>320600
>read whole thread before i complain
>"no new IP, i am safe, heh heh"
>missed the new IP
I am rarted, connect to 
172.86.105.74
if you don't want to be a faggot like me
3 RACISTS are ONLINE wanting to be RACIST with YOU
Show me how to enable the drift bar please.
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One more racist, one less racist playin

>>320603
Options > Saturn Options > Saturn HUD > Driftgauge
y can i not join
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OH wait. 
I just read the rest of the thread. 
Update the OP
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>>320616
Update it with what?
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>>320617
that other IP that worked.
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>>320620
Which one?
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>>320620
>>320622
The new one is in the WHERE section of the OP, but the old one is hidden in the middle of HOW TO JOIN's green text
2 RACISTS ARE LATE NITE RACISM
hopped on the server for a bit to remember the controls
can someone remind what are the optimal settings for speed and weight again?
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>>320678
>optimal
No such thing in SRB2Kart, just go with whatever makes you feel good.
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>>320679
ok but what's the command to change it
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>>320682
restat (speed) (weight)
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Race war starts in 3 hours
RACE WAR EARLY
2 RACIST 2 FAST
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FUCK CASUAL RACISM
WE ARE GOING PRO
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Guess some couldn't wait that long...

4 RACISTS IN THE SERVER
Six niggas racing
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Gentlemen?
8 racing for war
10 playas
--> 12 <--
any other linuxfag (or even windowsfags) having problems with the RNG on replays being weird? occasionally it crashes with a core dump or even just randomly rolling the chains/forced trick styles
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>>320778
Pretty sure that's just the side effects of having 350 mods loaded on the side. Replays are extremely finicky and prone to crash.
Obs replays recommended for your funny moments.
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Yesterday's
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Car-teen resumes in roughly 4 hours

>>320778
Maybe the randomizer mod needs to check if it's in demo state or something, even though the game should be handling that if it wasn't for Kart Krew Klan code.
RACE WAR NOW 2 NIGS ON
>>320811
>date_hack.webm
Did you just use a bunch of boosts in one lap? That's against the rules isn't it?
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>>320823
<What the fuck you gonna do?
whats the fuckin voteskip command i know it's not rtv
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>>320825
vote exitlevel
Type vote only to see all available votable commands
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5 diesel fumes addicts are playing right now, for some reason

Also the Acrobatics FAQ from https://mb.srb2.org/threads/acrobatics-v0-5a-abs-system.28277/
>In Races, press or hold the TRICK button (BRAKE by default, can also be configured to be CUSTOM1) when you're ascending in midair to start a trick. Fly through the air with style!
>Time it correctly to get a solid trick boost! You'll be graded using way too cool descriptors:
>If you overcharge, or have the TRICK button held when you land, your landing won't be as graceful:
>
>There are 3 types of race tricks:
>
>Burst (Default)
>Tricks will rocket you forward! You can weave back and forth with increased spark rate and zipboost to ram wily foes off-course!
>Skilled folks can release the charge in midair, and airzip in a pinch!
>
>Store
>Your boost gets converted into pure electrical energy. Press [ITEM] without an item to enhance your speed with the power of dangerously volatile voltage!
>
>Augment
>Your base speed gets raised ever-so-slightly with every successful trick! You can build up a ton of speed over boosts and it'll stack naturally, but you gotta keep moving!
>Getting hit or bumping walls also incur penalties! Such is questionable speed technology.
10 DRIFTERS IN THE TRACK
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>>320832
13 queers drag racing in the server
Uh... is that... 15?
14 fags still running
We got a lot of fags in today, this was some peak karting
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Are we karting again today karters?
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>>320894
I plan to hop on in a few hours.
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>>320811
how do u see other racist names?
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Saturday's
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Last day, shall we start in about 2 hours?

>>320894
Who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time

And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time

>>320896
How do you fags keep breaking maps all the time?
<third video
That map's terrible for playing with duos, I kept throwing Zero off the map.
>how do u see other racist names?
Options > Saturn Options > Saturn HUD > Nametags and turn Nametag to On
2 niggers on
makr it 5 niggers, that's a lotta niggers
7 in the... stairs...
NEIN
11 dudes
Update:
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Theme of the day
still 6 niggers in niggerhell
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>>320921
you mean 9
Game over man, game over
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perhaps the real karts was the friends we drove into the pavement along the way, thanks again for hosting
You better do this again at christmas motherfucker
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>my face when no more karts
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>that feeling when you are never featured on any clips because you are always on the bottom 25% of placements
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>>320968
You better start improving then, anon
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>>320968
Git gud by practicing on Dicksword tranny servers with fatty chars and track packs+gameplay mods of highly varying quality then switch to lighter chars years later when picking up the game for sleepy purposes and become the eternal bnuuy.
As questionable as those times may have been they did give me supreme muscle memory on certain tracks, as well as enough line/cornering-instinct to reliably place in the top 3 even if I miss every shortcut or bonk into walls like a retard.
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>>320968
record the middle of the pack funny moments, it's chaos there
the real winners are whoever get the most funny moments after all
>>320968
dont worry kart racers are shit
any game im bad at is also shit
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>>320970
I have been attending the kart nights for a year now, I don't think there is hope for me. Although this was probably the first time I didn't get 1st place once, even on my first time playing I managed to clutch one bullshit victory sometime on those 3 days.
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Tour's over, see you next time.

>>320938
You're getting Ring Racers in your (poop) sock
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>>320983
>I don't think there is hope for me
Ganbare, anon!
>>320985
You better have the replay for True Area 53 last night, that was wild
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I missed the entire gamenight due to waking up at Real Nigga Hours, and joining after everyone went to sleep.
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>>321034
good ending
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>check last night's replay from when the serb suddenly had a seizure at 240 fps
<replay recording truncated or clamped the sanic fast physics so my kratt doesn't move rather than LARPing as a particle accelerator
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>>321049
Braphog, is that you? You’re alive?
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>>321018
I kept falling so my point of view isn't that exciting.

>>320968
>>320983
git'ting gud involves:
>33% knowledge of your stats, boost effects, how to abuse roll effects, etc. - comes from practice
>33% knowledge of tracks, their paths and shortcuts - comes from playing a lot
>34% luck - rolling a star/shoes to steal a spot at the podium

So you essentially have to play the game often.
I assume many of the fags here (including me) already have experience from when the 4chan racists used to advertise their server here. It also helped they had plenty of good players.

>>321054
It's time to let him go...
Like farts in the wind...
>>321054
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
see you this weekend in s4
>>321101
What are boost effects and roll effects???
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>>321101
post the whole replay file then you nonce
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>>321101
>tracks, paths, shortcuts
That part is extremely finiggy on public serbs changing or updating their packs on a whim, you'll constantly be learning new or re-learning existing tracks if you play on those for an extended period like I did.
Conversely though I think it made me less dependent on shortcuts overall judging by some of my replays, and it does strengthen you're basic kratting instincts.
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>>321018
heres mine
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>>321115
I meant speed boosts and roll items.
For example: you can do radical angle changes in a turn during a speed boost that would slow you down without it, through short drifts.

>>321159
Samır where ıs your replay

>>321173
>That part is extremely finiggy on public serbs changing or updating their packs on a whim
Do tracks really differ that much between public servers? Not even a subset of them?
On the other hand, having to constatly learn new tracks should presumably improve your adapting skills, where you learn most of the track after a lap or two.
>Conversely though I think it made me less dependent on shortcuts overall judging by some of my replays
Since shortcuts usually require some sort of speed boost to be reached, they're in my opinion useful to catch up to the front.
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>>321101
Would playing with friends who suck or doing time attack still give you skillz?
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>>321398
>Would practicing make you better at thing?
Gee, I wonder.
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>>321437
You can watch animu for thousands of hours it still doesn't make you better at Wapanese.
Faggot.
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>>321446
Maybe if you're not actively practicing nipponese, yeah.
Even then, I picked up a couple phrasings/words that I now recognise from the bug language even if I never tried learning it, so I'd say even that's wrong.
He's going to be actively playing the maps and learning them, no matter what he choose to do from what he suggested. He's going to be memorising maps and developing mechanical skills.
I.e. practice.
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I would say one of the things that took me from being scrub-tier to regularly placing top 3 it just not slamming items reactively. I still see people do this shit:

>Use a boost on a low-visibility/low-knowledge section, fall off map, lose boost
>Fire two missiles just because a nigger is in front of you, but there's ramp ahead and they immediately derez
>Try to set up a spike ball shot just because there's a nigger in front of you, get distracted by the angle, eat shit

Fun fact: you can actually just stop doing these things. Just, like, don't. You're saying to yourself: "This is it! This is my one chance!" No, it's not - you're going to get hit by some fag with a missile in the 2nd lap - because you don't have a defensive plan - you'll get knocked back to 8th, then get a star, and then boost off the edge because you don't know the map. You stupid fuck. All of those things were your own choices. You could have chosen not to! You could have just held the boost until the next item box or straightaway! Then, you can just hold the spike ball as a defensive play because the schmuck in 3rd will soon get steamrolled by some faggot with a star and you won't get anything other than bananas soon because you actually started using your brain. THINK NIGGA, THINK.
>>321451
>He's going to be actively playing the maps and learning them, no matter what he choose to do from what he suggested. He's going to be memorising maps and developing mechanical skills.
>I.e. practice.
Ultimately if you care about actually doing well just playing the maps and learning their layouts isn't really good enough in the same sense knowing "it is what it is" in Japanese and some jojo quotes isn't actual real knowledge on a language it basically is just recognition of something kids learned within 3 seconds in Nihon.
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>>321455
I will always shoot my spike balls and get the satisfaction of annoying whoever I just hit for 2 seconds. You can't stop me.
>>321456
yes, of course. it's not everything. We're playing this shit with mods, after all, so he would need to play with acrobatics and everything. But getting the basics down and not falling like a retard every time he try to drift a corner and knowing about shortcuts is a good start.
And your second part doesn't make sense. Recognition is how we learn anything. You learn a thing, you apply thing, you repeat until it's ingrained in your mid. Kids don't just hear about the theory of 2+2 and suddenly learn it. They also don't learn to say shit in 3 seconds even in their natal country and language. It's the same for adults. We're just better at recognising patterns and applying it because we're older and more experienced in most facets of life.
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>>321455
>you could have just held--
>*uses ghost on u and steals your item*
anyways admittedly one of the biggest things is how you're able to react to what's there. if you're slow on reaction time (mainly your connection) try higher handling stats to start, then once you have your wheels start bumping up those numbers
>>321455
I already got to the point where I don't even shoot the sharks/spikes/bananas, I just let the next shmuch who bumps into me do my job for me.
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>>321468
Don't bananas slow you down after you've dragged one behind your back for a while? Possibly other items as well, but I don't remember.
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>>321471
Bananas and fake item boxes do that, yeah. Bad idea to keep them out.
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>>321473
Bananas are still reliable protection against missiles if you get the timing right. No need to activate them until you see the warning icon.
>>321185
>Do tracks really differ that much between public servers? Not even a subset of them?
Yes, because there's a metric fuckload of track packs and/or individual tracks made by the SRB2Kommunity.
Now some tracks are definitely more popular than others, but then there's the fact that server owners are free to update their tracks/packs whenever and however they see fit, run older packs or just make individual adjustments on their own volition further increasing the autism and the difficulty of archiving all this shit for future generations.
>shortcuts
Those can be just as varied as the tracks themselves, useful speed boosts are the obvious type but on some tracks the shortcuts are >shortcuts, tranny flag easter eggs, or lead to separate areas entirely requiring rocket boosters or even invincibility to fully traverse (which may or may not change between updates in fact of course).
And then there's shortcuts you can Kratt through without any items by virtue of your superior Kratting skills the little ramp-booster in the Daytona track comes to mind which of course are totally unaffected by major gameplay mods like Acrobatics or whatever custom lua fuckery a given server is running :^)

>webm
For the love of dog please practice you're dorifts in time trials, they're absolutely essential to propper karting.

>>321398
Yes, the former to teach you item skills/situational awareness and the latter to teach you proper corner lines and dorifting.
Nothing beats actual in-the-wild karting of course, but a bit of isolated practice is better than bashing your head in against veteran karting autists out of frustration.

>>321455
I wouldn't consider myself a strategist but strategic boost use is definitely one of the most important item-related autisms to learn for SRB2K, the track layouts are incredibly varied and many shortcuts are (intentionally) hazardous to use without the right angle and timing on your boost.
Hell, half of my respawns are probably from falling off a corner with Invincibility or Growth fucking up my expected lines due to the speedup.
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>>321473
I was reading these in the overboard out of context and I thought it was /k/ and I was wondering what the fuck bananas could do against missiles
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>>321524
epic shitpost
i don't know about bananas, but carrots give soldiers a night vision buff and makes spotting missiles from a longer distance easier
>>321524
They could trigger proximity fuses prematurely or obscure seeker optics when thrown properly, though I'm not Houthi enough to verify such assertions.
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