ARE YOU READY STARFLEET OFFICERS?
What the fuck is it again?
It is a first person cooperative space game heavily inspired by the less gay Star Trek shows (e.g. pre-ENT).
What fucking year is this?
We're going back to 2015, baby! Around eleven years ago, this game was fairly popular on 8/v/ and has been sporadically played on and off since then.
Why the fuck should I play it?
It's literally fucking Barotrauma 3D in Space. If that doesn't make your cock a rock, then go fuck a fist and tickle your prostate in the process because there's a good chance there may be something wrong with it and your health should always come first. If all checks out well, then you're just a fag, which is something that is nearly as important to know about yourself.
I need more than that.
Details may have changed since it's been a while since I've played this, but from what I remember of it:
>5 players
>6+ ships
>hundreds of systems
>dozens of planets
>ONLY 3 GIGABYTES
>boss fights
>space cancer
>100% RADICOOL
Alright, I'm sold. How the fuck do I play it?
Because I'm the coolest fucking guy ever, I am GIVING it to YOU. Better still, YOU can host it YOURSELF if you aren't a fucking coward.
WINDOWS
https://gofile.io/d/cbfssSDU
LINUX
https://gofile.io/d/bQIPlc56
MACOS
lolz but if are on macOS just let me know and I'll hook you up
When are we playing it?
Any time you want. Just set up a time with other anons and post the details in this thread.
Is the game really that good?
Probably not, but you get it for free.
Are you a shill?
Yes, but I do it for free.
iSN't ThiS FrIEndSloP?
Die.