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Ask ITT whatever you feel like asking that's related to videogames; anything that doesn't deserve its own thread, nebulous denominator notwithstanding.

Why are the PS2 controllers such a cheap Chinese piece of shit? I've got two of them lying around and both of them are ridden with issues. Joystick drift, shoulder buttons caving in after a press, face buttons not working, broken D-pads; the thing falls apart the moment you lay an eye on them.
The original Dualshock, while uncomfortable, was well built and meant to last long, and for once isn't plagued with any of the above. It'd be a no brainer given how the PS2 is compatible with PS1 controllers, but there are some games which forces you to use the PS2 controller and its "features".

What am I supposed to do, buy a bunch of PS2 controllers and throw them away every 3 games? How easily can they be repaired, or at least fiddled with to work a little longer? Even if I were to track down some obscure conversion dongle for the PS2 I'd still not be able to play the games that use the pressure sensitive buttons (MGS, Silent Hill, Siren).
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My PS2 controller still works flawlessly after 21 years.
It's usually original PS3 dualshocks that get drift for me.
>>240481 (OP) 
Sorry OP, but I have to concur with >>240488 in that the PS2 controllers have stood the test of time for me. I don't know how you store them or fuck them up doing play, but the only PS2 era controllers that ever broke on me were the MadCatz shit.
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>>240499
Maybe he's getting chink bootlegs off ebay instead of going to a local game store.
>>240481 (OP) 
I never had to worry about a broken controller when I was a kid unless I was using third party trash like madcatz  today controllers will break if you sneeze at them wrong there's always the braindead shills and loyalists who will blindly defend that shit
but it's absurd to me that controllers are less functional than when I was a kid from buttons not registering to buttons double pressing  to drift and the only thing that  really advanced was wireless but it's still shit unless you pay for a  controller dongle from microsoft or phony 
but controllers are honestly the worst they ever been outside of comfort I heard of hall effect sticks but I haven't given them a chance yet because I just don't use my controllers until they break nowadays and use KB/M for most cases unless for when I feel like emulating
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>>240481 (OP) 
>What am I supposed to do, buy a bunch of PS2 controllers and throw them away every 3 games?
Try link related.
https://retrofighters.com/our-collection/defender-wireless-playstation-1-playstation-2-playstation-3-playstation-classic-nintendo-switch-pc-video-game-controller/
>>240481 (OP) 
Admittedly, I got my PS2 and its controller as refurbished ones over a decade ago. The controller (and official DS2) still works overall just fine, though I have had issues with it with one single game so far, and even then, it was just with an isometric section where the analog didn't like the angle for moving up-right, and would walk instead of run in that direction. That said, I haven't tried that game with any other controller, so it could well be the game itself rather than the controller.

>>240488
Been the case with a friend's Dual Shock 3's too. Though, while he's had to replace his like 3-4 times, I've never had to replace mine.
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>>240523
The only good thing that the DS4 did was adding a headphone jack to the bottom of the controller.
For the PS3 I had to buy a fucking giant USB headphone pack with a shitty movie game.
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Any good Switch Exclusive games besides the basic bingbing wahoo Mario, Zelda, Pokémon, etc?

Alternatively, non-exclusives that are alright to play in handheld mode? I.e. less action-based (because you're so handicapped by the tiny screen and awkward controls)
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Are there any gog games i should consider downloading?
>>240692
ARMS
XC2 and XC3
technically Arcade Archives although I'm pretty sure MAME handles almost all of them at least as well as M2's proprietary shit
Namco Museum has a port of Pac-Man Vs. with local wireless support which is probably the only way you will ever get to play Pac-Man Vs. as intended
that's all I can think of, everything else is shit, a bing bing wahoo, available on PC or mostly online multiplayer (aka unplayable because >paying nutendo)
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>>240738
Thanks for the suggestions
>>240481 (OP) 
i have my chinese ps2 controller that i bought 15 years ago for 10$ and nowadays they cost like 5$ and that shit works like the first day, and even better than the original controller in some games. Meanwhile i bought several xbox 30$ controllers and and they broke in less than a few months. PS2 controllers are unbreakable. PS3, PS4, Xbox360 and one all have drift problems.
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Either everyone ITT is a despicable liar or I've got the shittiest PS2 controllers known to man. I wasn't exaggerating in the OP, I've had all of these issues on my two OEM controllers from 20 years ago.
One of them has got both joystick drift and sticky buttons, the button being L2. This renders Siren 1 unplayable, since the triangle context menu only pops up when you're standing still and my guy ever so slightly moving forward. Funnily enough, L2 is the sightjacking button, which you need to be constantly using in the game to figure out what the ghouls are doing in-game.
For the time being I'm doing fine with the other controller that's got a broken D-pad and fucky pressure sensitive buttons, but holy shit. Easily the worst built controller from that generation.
>>240786
Or you just treat your controllers as rough as I treated your mom last night.
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>>240787
Nigger my DS1 has survived Rumble Roses and my GC controller has survived Melee, and they both still work fine. It's not my fault DS2s only last as long as you do during sex.
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>>240789
DS2 have many silent revisions, early ones last a lot longer than late ones, you know you have a late one when the ribbon cable between the 2 PCB is just held in place by a bit of foam.and nothing else.
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>>240791
>the ribbon cable between the 2 PCBs is just held in place by a bit of foam
Do you need to open the controllers in case you want to know what model you've got? Is there no serial code to watch out for? I knew Sosny cut corners when it came to the slim PS2 but I hadn't thought of the controllers themselves.
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>>240798
Well apparently there is way to tell without opening but i didn't know of it last I looked.
https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=60935
This thread is lacking the very late models that don't have a proper holder for the ribbon cable.
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The gray ones are the first ones they made in the 2000s with the console release. They're the best.
>>240786
pic1 is the chinese one i was talking about, a masterpiece of engineering.
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>>240801
Interesting, I didn't know it either. I've flipped both controllers and
>A
Knowing they came bundled with a slim PS2 in late 2006 it explains why they're so shit.
>>240802
>the grey ones
Those are Dualshocks for the PS1. I've got pic related yellowed to piss and back still working perfectly after all these years.
I've said it before but the DS1 is much better than the DS2. It weighs a little more and the casing's stiff hard, unlike the DS2 that's got its PCB rattling inside.
>pic
That's actually a very early build of the Dualshock. If you've got one with those joysticks you might be looking at a hundred dollars controller.
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>>240803
Where are you getting your DS2 controllers, anon?
I have a red DS2 from a slim I got around 2009 and It still works like a charm.
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>>240804
>where are you getting your DS2 controllers
One from this yellow box and another one on retail, from around 2006.
Like the link on >>240801 states, there are multiple controller manufacturers and multiple revisions within those.
Can you flip your controller and see what letter you've got? It's either A, H or M. A stands for Alps, who made increasingly shittier controllers throughout the years.
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>>240805
It says A. The only problem I've had with it in 15 years is that it will disconnect if you move the cable too much. Other than that it still works.
I also have a bootleg wireless one but it doesn't feel good to the touch.
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What's the name of that one PS2 game based off a series of Japanese figurines of women?
I recall one of them is a blonde spy and another playable one is a JP girl with a katana. I saw gameplay of it on Nico Nico the other day and felt like emulating it, but the title of the video didn't actually have the name of the game. 
Here's a few screenshots from the video.
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uuuhhhhhhhhhh Why is she so hot?
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>>240848
Cy Girls. The Japanese name is Cool Girl.
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>>240849
Don't do it, anon
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>>240850
Thanks Anon.
>>240805
Got A ones as well, though I put less then 10 years on these but no issue. Had launch-era controllers that lasted me over a decade and one of my relatives still uses it to no issue that I know of.
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Can someone post sorcery saga bib screen cap?
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>>240909
Here.
Why are you reminiscing on it? It's just one overweight man making photos of himself wearing a bib.
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>>240912
Remembered that this game existed, and next thing that flashed in my head was that stupid face in a bib.
Thanks, Anon.
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>>240920
No problem mate.
>next thing that flashed in my head was that stupid face in a bib
>tfw there's a subset of people on this planet that identify your game with an overweight man in children's apparel and a neckbeard
Compile Heart should've hired booth babes instead.
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>>240938
I don't know man, I personally can't think of a better image to associate with Compile Heart fans.
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>>240803
>I've said it before but the DS1 is much better than the DS2. It weighs a little more and the casing's stiff hard, unlike the DS2 that's got its PCB rattling inside.
I agree, I like the weight of the DS1.

>>240805
>Can you flip your controller and see what letter you've got? It's either A, H or M. A stands for Alps, who made increasingly shittier controllers throughout the years.
Why did nobody ever tell me this was a thing? I've got 5 controllers from back in the day and four of them have an A.
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>>240955
Actually now that I think of it, I wonder if it would be possible to combine the parts of two controllers to have both the heft of the DS1 and the pressure sensitive controls of the DS2?
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>>240955
Coincidentally I've just flipped the two PSOne controllers I've been fawning over and they're both H. Absolutely criminal only the A controllers stuck for the entirety of the console's lifespawn.
>>240956
>if it would be possible to combine the DS1 and the DS2
How would you go around that, opening a PS1 controller then fitting the PS2 PCB inside? The console still needs to know it's reading the inputs of a PS2 controller.
Wouldn't tracking down some Hoshiden Dualshock 2 controllers accomplish the same, or are they worse? I doubt most people selling shit online have caught up with this nuance.
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>>240960
>How would you go around that, opening a PS1 controller then fitting the PS2 PCB inside?
That's what I thought, but after opening them both up I don't think it will work. Some of the screw placements are different so I would only be able to use these four corner screws. And the PCB is not screwed into place on the DS2, it's only held in with a plastic peg, but the DS1 case doesn't have that peg so it might wobble around.
I had an installation of DODI's repack for Manhunt, but it stopped working. I tried reinstalling it multiple times, but it crashed on launch. I tried installing it through Steam and using only the most basic fixes, and it still crashed on launch. I gave it exceptions in my antivirus software, and it still crashed. How am I supposed to make Manhunt work again? I want to play Blood Moon.
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What should i start with? I downloaded all of these games
>>241038
Have you enabled DirectPlay?
>>241280
Games from there that I would recommend:
Alpha Protocol
Dishonored
Dragon Age Origins
Spelunky
Ultima 7 The Black Gate
Full Throttle
Sam and Max Hit the Road
The Imperial Gatekeeper
FTL
Gothic
Rabi Ribi
Deus Ex
Dark Messiah
VVVVVV

If you can't choose then maybe start with Full Throttle or Sam and Max, they are pretty short.
>>241280
Swat4, Warband, and deus ex are top tier of all time imo. 
 Max paynes are fun too
>>241280
>I downloaded all of these games
Whence? GOG doesn't have Max Payne or Killing Floor.
What's that overlay from, Lutris or Proton? Can Proton handle pirated games?
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>>241289
Its a mix of games. Some from gog and some from steam. Rest of the games are pirated. 
>What's that overlay from, Lutris or Proton? Can Proton handle pirated games?
Im on windows 10. I just took some screenshots from playnite and then put it in paint and used the paint bucket to fill the rest of the picture.
>>241280
Imperial Gatekeeper fucking blows chunks
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It takes me months to finish a single game, I kinda regret liking RPGs for that reason... I also play on handhelds, which are known for RPGs.

Any recommendations for GBA, DS, 3DS, PSP, PS Vita that aren't RPGs please?
>>241280
Play Jagged Alliance 2 instead of the first one.
>>241405
Ace Attorney series
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>>241405
Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
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>>241405
>It takes me months to finish a single game
Isn't this a good thing?
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>>241410
>>241411
Already played those.
>>241412
Not really, I lose track of the plot or what I was supposed to do.
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>>241414
Sonic Rush.
>>241405
>PS Vita
Muramasa: The Demon Blade
Hotline Miami
>>241414
>Already played those.
Did you ever play the Mile Edgeworth spinoffs? The first one I can highly recommend.
Is Persona 4 Golden worth playing if you already played the original?
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>>241491
It has some cool additions like the Adachi link, but the new girl is dumb. Might as well try it if you are planning to replay anyway.
>>241491
Chie's VA is way cuter-sounding.
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>>241496
What if I play with the original japanese?
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What is Krotchy meant to be? It appeared like a penis to me at first glans, but on closer inspection the doll and the drawing resemble a hanging nutsack.
Have the devs ever brought this up? The idea of a walking penis sounds funnier than a plain scrotum on two legs.
>>241523
the doll was poorly made, i guess
>>241523
I think he's meant to be balls, or more specifically sort of a front view of a dick and balls without the actual dick. Maybe RWS thought a giant dick was too crude or on-the-nose even for them, or might get them in extra trouble.
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>>241523
epic crossover game when?
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>>241533
>a giant dick was too crude or on-the-nose even for them
In that case, if they wanted to create a disgusting sexual mascot they should've gone more explicit.
His design in Postal 2, specially the mascot suit doesn't fit the bill as either cute nor offensive.
They should've made his texture one of the interns' nutsack to get the point across.
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i figured this question's better here so i don't end up bumping the gamenight bread and hyping people up for nothing:
is there a modern guide to hostan a mienkraft cracked server? there's some real fucking good mods in development namely cobblemon that i'm hoping to host at the end of the year depending on how complete they are and how much dosh i've got to burn by then. i tried to find it on my own but search engines are shit and just to make a world on a cracked account and allow p2p access or some gay shit like that at best, and vague answers or very old answers at worst
from what i found out though, you just have to use ely by and a server host that lets you use its authentication over the microshit authentication, right?
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>>241585
anon, best of luck to you but I don't think you will find many people that are experts in minecraft here
have it run tekkit for electricity, pipes and nuclear technology
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>>241597
oh yeah, i'm well aware most people aren't familiar with sheer energy autism, that's why i'm planning on the main draw being going around and catching pokeman creatures and building neat little bases, WITH some energy autism layered on top to encourage people to learn that to get more pokemans. generally thinking ad astra + ae2 at minimum, create too if enough peoples' potatoes can handle it. which i know everyone and their grandma has made modpacks for by now since it's got sorta similar stuff to tekkit.
of course these are all empty promises because fuck knows what versions of these mods will be on given some months later
>>241585
Ely by is one option, but depending on version you can also just use a modpack and not require any third party server connections or accounts. 
I hosted a pirate server for some irl friends who didn't want to give sheckels to microshit a year and a half ago, don't remember exactly which mod I used. Basically just go on modrinth, search for "auth" and the version/mod API you want (quilt is a tranny fork from fabric because they didn't want to ban people with "bad opinions", avoid that one).

So example of what I'd do to host a recent version of MC:
>get any normal ass VPS
>install fabric on server https://fabricmc.net/use/server/
>change online mode in the server.properties file to false to not use M$'s authentication
>install https://modrinth.com/mod/easyauth on the server for local accounts
>install https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports and include it in modpack, for good measure
>install https://modrinth.com/mod/fabrictailor and include it in modpack, for muh swastika skins and shit
>tell fags to use polymc to run MC without account, connect to your server IP, run some commands to set a password and pick a skin on first login 
And then of course sprinkle whatever mod sauce you want on top to spice up the bland heap of thrash modern minecraft has become. There's also some serverside optimization mods you may want to install, just search with server and optimization filters on modrinth.

As for why polymc, it's the cracked MC launcher owned by a guy that kicked out all the trannies that had infiltrated the dev team, so clearly the superior choice. They forked it into Prism Launcher, so avoid that one at all costs. Seems kind of like a running theme, huh? Almost like trannies try to invade shit popular with kids for some reason.
Can anyone recommend me a good chair that wont make my ass hurt?
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>>241621
I got you.
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>>241624
That's not a very kampfy chair.
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I wanna play la mulana but I've heard the steam version is a port of the wiiware version, that has some changes which make the game easier.
So where can I get the version that has the original difficulty with the "16 bits" graphics? Can I turn that shit off in the steam version? Should I just be a man and play the original 8 bit version?
>>241728
First off even if it's easier it's still gonna shit all over you, and second if you actually wish for the game to truly destroy you there's a hard mode you can activate by reading a tablet a few times early on.
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>>241728
There is no 16 bit version with "original difficulty", PC and Wiiware and Vita are the same (except the Vita one having a bestiary). But that's only decreasing obtuseness of a few puzzles, the difficulty of some platforming, and QoL stuff, the difficulty has otherwise been increased regarding damage, health, plus a few new traps. The original now is more something to play as a fun challenge afterwards, if you ask me, but opinions may vary.

If anything, I think the Switch/PS4 rereleases added some more changes to make shit easier I think? Never played any of those so not sure.
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>>241728
The original version is freeware so you should be able to find it easily enough.
>be a man
La-Mulana is very faithful to old MSX games, by which I mean some of its puzzles are incredibly cryptic and obtuse, and not in a fun way. I think the only thing it does better than the remake is having a better soundtrack since a lot of the remastered OST is overproduced.
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>>241729
>>241730
>>241731
Alright thanks bros I'll get the pc version then
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>male
>obese
>acute pattern baldness
>halfway past adulthood, between 40~50 years old
>ugly
>body hair
>face hair as an added bonus
Something akin to Carl from ATHF. I've been thinking on characters in vidya that fit this criteria and I'm drawing a blank. Best I can think of is Vincenzo from Mafia 2002, but that's about it.
>>241766
Enzo from Bayonetta, kinda?
Don Corneo from FF7 sort of fits too
Mr. Burton from Bully, for sure. Nearly 1-to-1 minus some heft, but that may be artstyle more than anything.

Technically even Dr. Eggman could count, though he's completely bald.
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Which N64 emulator does anon recommend? I feel like playing Majora's Mask again.
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>>241766
the guy from that Lisa game?
I've never played so I'm not sure
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>>241839
I used retroarch with the mupen64 core to play banjo recently and it worked fine
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>>241769 
>Enzo from Bayonetta
Too flamboyant.
>Don Corneo from FF7
Not at all.
>Mr. Burton from Bully
Sure, but R*'s PS2 artstyle makes him look too cartoony.
>>241840 
I've played Lisa, he's a decrepit old man but I'm thinking on 3D games. It's a certain kind of ugliness only more grounded looking games offer.
I remember many of my father's acquaintances looked like this and I'm trying to find something similar in a videogame.
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>>241766
this is kinda cheating but tony from that awful sopranos game
>>241840
Close, but Brad isn't obese, he is a strong as fuck martial artist that can still kill everyone around him even when he's missing both of his arms.
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>>241766
this guy has a track called "Receding Hairline something something", so I guess it counts
>>241847
he is called bitch tits in the game, you can be fat and strong
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Are the No More Heroes PC ports good?
Is NMH3 worth playing (no racism fag shirt aside (not paying for it obviously))?
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>>241873
All ports of the first game lack the song "Heavenly Star".
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>>241860
>he is called bitchtits in game
Okay but he is clearly not obese, and insults aren't always accurate. If you actually played the game you see obese characters and they're like twice the size of Brad.
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>>241888
Is this the song of your soul, hyper Hitler?
>>241896
>Okay but he is clearly not obese, and insults aren't always accurate. 
he's fat. when he wears the escort suit in the beehive and on dismal island you can see it
> If you actually played the game you see obese characters and they're like twice the size of Brad.
he's still fat
I don't get where you're going with this.
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>>241953
Do you not know the difference between fat and obese? Yes, there is a difference, I know Americans have long forgotten this because they left mere fatness behind decades ago but come on.
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Little Big Planet 2's servers being gone forever is a travesty towards humanity.
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>>242008
Is it though? It was a shitty game.
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>>242015
It was epic.
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>>242008
sue them
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I remember there being a guide on how to make a webm have a smaller file size without completely destroying its quality,  does anyone have it?
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>>242074
https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg.html
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>>242073
A game developer doesn't have to provide maintainance for a game's server indefinitely. Ross has got a case because The Crew locked all of singleplayer behind a handshake with the game's servers, which essentially renders the entire game unplayable nowadays.
By your logic you should sue every game developer or digital service worldwide for terminating their digital services, from the Sega Channel up to the PSN.
>>242075
Cool FFMPEG prompt asshole.
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>>241968
Moving the goalposts doesn't mean you're right originally
As for obesity it's really common for people that "don't look that fat" to be obese because the way they store fat also plays at hand. His joy mutation also gives to understand that he was originally big in the first place.
>>242075
why do you have to be like this
>>242077
I know anon it was just a joke, I do hope the crew gets an offline release so I can pirate it. 
>The Crew locked all of singleplayer behind a handshake with the game's servers
Speaking from absolute ignorance here but couldn't someone make a mock server to simulate that "handshake" and have the game run offline? Kinda like when they pirated diablo 3, I think
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>>242082
>Speaking from absolute ignorance here but couldn't someone make a mock server to simulate that "handshake" and have the game run offline? Kinda like when they pirated diablo 3, I think
I don't think anyone really cracked D3 (emulated versions notwithstanding) but I could be wrong 
But yeah technically you just have to fake the response from either another server or locally, problem is depending how just how much server interaction there is that might be very difficult, especially once you don't have the real servers to help you do so in the first place.
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>>242084
>I don't think anyone really cracked D3
I don't know about cracks but there are pirate servers for both Diablo 3 and 4 you can install to play a downloaded pc version, but since the game interacts a lot with the server they are unplayable (at least 4 was when I played it).
>>242082
>I do hope the crew gets an offline release so I can pirate it. 
Or don't waste your time and play a good game instead.
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>>242086
what are some good driving games where I can just fuck around in a huge map?
>242087
Burnout Paradise.
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>>242074
It might be this
What's the best way to play Baldur's Gate 1/2 and Neverwinter Nights in the modern age?
I'm slowly trying to get myself into WRPGs.
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How do you download all the videos on a youtube playlist?
I forgot.
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>>242268
Completely avoid the pozzed Enhanced editions and track down resolution / community fix mods for non-Enhanced instead.

Don't sleep on the Icewind Dale series.  They're equal or better to BG2 in quality depending on your tastes.  NWN standard was by far the worst out of the lot and only gets 'good' with the expansions which I stopped halfway through because it was Planescape-tier word soup and I just wanted more of Icewind Dale's emphasis on worldbuilding and dungeon combat at the time.  IMO, NWN overall isn't worth the pain unless you're a complete dialoguefag.

Explore every nook and cranny in BG2 in particular, some of the best stuff is basically hidden in some random house's basement.

Savescum like hell when presented with any kind of choice, and just in general.

If you have a patient friend with similar tastes, you can go through them all together in multiplayer.
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>>242271
>mfw played both BG with my brother
Fun times.
NWN is not that bad, but it is not a game you want to replay over and over again, but I did liked the romance with the baka elf.
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How do I set up the dub on STALKER 1 to Russian? I've downloaded the GOG version and patched it with ZRP and that 1.008 patch on the PCGamingWiki.
Originally I intended to jump straight into CoP since I've heard that's the best one, but figured there'd be better tutorials and some continuity between Chernobyl.
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>>242268
When installing fixpacks and such, decide for yourself how much easier you want to make the base game (true grandmastery, werewolf form un-nerfing etc).
BGT / some version of TuTu might make BG1 easier or shittier, depending on your preferences. In BG2, you'll get to exploit cheese such as stealing and setting traps (they can kill boss monsters dead), as you'll probably have a character with good enough skill points in lockpicking and disarming traps.
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>>242291
download from rutracker and learn some slavrunes
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>>242297
Alright dickhead, how about something simpler like removing the objective pointers on the minimap? There's a big blue arrow pointing me to the rookie squad in-game and I'd do without it. I've got a compass and a PDA and that's all I need.
Any games where i can play the axis?
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>>242368
Better question would be
>Any games where I can play the axis and not have the game constantly tell me I'm the bad guy
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>>240786
Personally, i have never had any drift issue with any controller ever since the PS1 until the shitty Switch joycons.
What a piece of crap those are.
>>240848
These type of games despite being "outdated" and lacking detail somehow manage to look so fucking aesthetically pleasing, much more than most modern shit, in fact.
>>241766
There was a series of bad PC games called "Torrente" named after the main character that looked somewhat like your pic related.
>>242271
Is there a mod that replaces all the characters avatars of the game with her art?
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>>242456
The easily available plebbit ones are for Enhanced and I don't know if they're backwards compatible, plus she didn't draw all of the characters IIRC.

Maybe check the RPGCodex BG modding thread?
Is it possible that Ubisoft deleted my Uplay account? Every email I could have used doesn't work. I tried recovery and have gotten nothing. Raised a "forgot username" and received dead silence.
It had thirteen games on there. All paid for. Didn't use it for maybe three or four years because of real life bullshit.
Rockstar also did this with my "social club" account several years ago locking me out of GTA IV.
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>>242535
>Is it possible that Ubisoft deleted
I vaguely remember a company horsing around a few years back. Something about EU laws changing on data retention. So of course! ... Nuke inactive accounts, paying or not. It was most likely U-be-shit. Do you have proof of purchase outside their systems? Credit Card statements for instance. Sorry I'm of no help. Keeping the constant scummy practices of these vermin in mind is just not a tempting thing to do.
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Would any anons here know if it it's possible to get DOA5 autolink working on a steam deck?
Trying to use it as I would on windows results in the game lagging very bad and the plugin itself not actually loading any mods either.
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What's a comfy crafting survival game?
>>242722
Have you tried Vintage Story or Valheim?
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Apocalypse DDA can be comfy, you can just forget about the zombies and set up a farm if you want.
>>242722
Not sure it's exactly what you're looking for but Staxel is pretty neat and I don't think a lot of people know about it. Basically Harvest Moon + Animal Crossing + Minecraft. It's kind of been abandoned in early access and you can tell it's missing content but it has enough to make it worth playing and it is pretty comfy. And also kind of surreal in that gmod singleplayer kind of way.
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What are some strange bizarre choices for licensed videogames you know of? 
I've just discovered there's a pair of Uzumaki games on the Wonderswan, that's both a strange license and a strange console to release into.
From what I can tell they seem to be monochrome VNs in the same vein as that Silent Hill game on the GBA. A logical choice considering the source material.
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Can someone upload the list of recommended PS Vita games?
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>>242877
I only have this old one.
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>>242880
These are way more than I wanted, thanks anons!
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>>242880
How about the consoles themselves? Which are the good models and which ones should you avoid? Is there no infographic on pirating a Vita?
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>>242883
>Which are the good models and which ones should you avoid?
There are effectively 3 models.
Vita 1000 Model:
>Early OLED screen that is much more prone to noticeable effects (burnin or mura effect) then later screens like those in the Steamdeck or Switch
>3G slot (not all 1000 models have it) that when hacked can be paired with an adapter to be turned into a microSD slot and frees up the cartridge slot for physical games
>Has no internal memory so hacking it requires having the bullshit proprietary memory card
>Considered to be the "better" built model
Vita 2000 Model:
>LCD Screen that while no OLED is serviceable and not prone to burn in
>No 3G slot meaning the cartridge port must be used with an adapter to use a microSD card
>Has internal memory so can be hacked without the need for proprietary and expensive memory card
>Less bulky then the 1000 model and has some visual differences and what some consider a cheaper feel
Vita TV Model:
>So ny took the internals of the Vita and crammed it into a TV streaming box meaning no screen or buttons
>Similar in function to the Vita 2000 in that it has internal memory and a microSD adapter would use the cartridge slot
>Requires extra homebrew as many games were prevented from being ran on the Vita TV by Sony and some games using touchscreen/pad may additionally require a dualshock 3/4
Personally I am too paranoid for the OLED with how it was still just entering commercial use. I want to get myself a Vita TV but they don't just pop out IRL without scalper's prices.
>Is there no infographic on pirating a Vita?
There is a whole site
https://vita.hacks.guide/
Friendly reminder the Vita emulator has progressed a lot, very playable. Vita TV Deluxe.
Every single Vita game worth playing got ported, not worth it anymore.
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Net High didn't.
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Are there any games where I can have a lamia companion?
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>>242899
you made me recall my utter disappointment when i realized tamed creatures couldn't be directly used in battle on Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. pretty sure that had snake ladies in it, among many other cool monsters. from what i have searched in the past, there is a hack of FFTA that lets you use monsters but it was meant as an april fool's joke and therefore is not very polished and stripped out base game features (none of the original playable races can be recruited, you can only use monsters which can't equip gear). it is called FFT Advanced Battle.
>>242777
>What are some strange bizarre choices for licensed videogames you know of? 
Dororo. Not so much bizarre by way of the subject matter (an action/adventure manga/anime with a clear goal lends itself well to vidya), but the timing of it, as unlike the Astro Boy license Sega had the rights to make games for at the time, as faras I've been able to tell, there was basically nothing "current" then regarding Dororo for that game to capitalize on, let alone here in the west. Nor was there the "novelty" of consoles capable of reasonably detailed 8bit graphics being remotely new by 2004, the way the Famicom, MSX, and Game Boy saw adaptations of various other Tezuka works. Always struck me as strange it didn't happen sooner than the PS2, given that. Then again, maybe it's for the best they waited until then, as the arm blades being shorter than an actual sword can still work well enough in a 3D setting without the player taking damage from merely touching an enemy, whereas I could imagine them being an utter joke if it had been a sidescroller on the NES or something, like the player's swords in The Legend of Kage.

There's also an 8bit platformer based on The Great Gatsby, but I'm not sure if that really counts when the joke was to use a property that would be baffling to try to turn into a game, and while it can be played as an NES rom, it's actually a conversion of a flash game as a throwback, and not something anyone lost money on buying the rights to.

Checked

>>242899
Some of the older Breath of Fire games have one.
>>242889
If its not on pc then its not an actual port
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Did the source file for pic related ever get published? It could use an update now that Qanba has gone Soyny only, Mayflash has replaced them as the go-to budget stick maker, hitbox leverless and mechanical-keyboard switches have taken over the world, Brook has the monopoly in PCBs to the point where even Evo was forced to let them in, and everything is being run on PS5 or Steam Deck.
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Got a couple questions,

Since it was brought up, why are people spending $150+ on a PSP Go when they could purchase a PS VITA for the same price and be able to play PSP games just as well? I don’t get it 

What are main uses for HDD now? They can’t be used for gaming now not after ssd becoming a thing. Do people really just get them to store movies and other junk?
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>>243026
I know you didn’t ask for an opinion but anything made nowadays would just be a disgusting shill piece for qanba or victrix. Their shitty sticks are grossly overpriced and not to mention hideously designed. The qanba obsidian is the worst of them all. Had the displeasure of being tricked into getting one that I returned 

Last I checked people were genuinely recommending others to get anything from madcatz from the previous gen on ebay for cheap along with the PS5 Brook converter when you decide to play offline. As for “hitbox” style controllers, there’s a $100 controller on Amazon that’s really good if not better than hitbox since it uses custom keys instead of sanwa buttons
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>>243039
>Do people really just get them to store movies and other junk?
Yes, the price per terabyte is way lower. If I temporarily lose my sanity and decide to play a game that actually needs an SSD I throw it on my 2TB internal. M2 is a meme.
>>242270
please respond.
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>>243039
Having personally seen a ton of early SSDs lose data when unpowered I don't think I'll ever trust them to store anything important.
>>243041
I dunno, I have a Qanba Q1 I bought on the advice of that guide and it's still rocking after pulling the PCB and cramming in a Brook UFB, then replacing the stock buttons with Sanwas because after the UFB it was dirt cheap in comparison. I even got the player LEDs and crappy membrane buttons on the top edge working by ripping the wires out of the connector and jamming them onto the PCB header, it was a somewhat orky process albeit with no duct tape involved. Everybody goes nuts for the table clamps for some reason so I haven't looked that hard into replacing the case with something more robust.
>madcatz from the previous gen
For what purpose? The most common rec I've seen is to get a Mayflash F500, or F500 Elite if you're too lazy to drop in Sanwa parts a year or two later and just want DA BESS right now.
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>>243055
I put a playlist link into Jdownloader2, this is the result
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>>243055
Plug that shit into yt-dlp.
>>243069
>for what purpose
What do you mean? You’re better off getting a second hand madcatz stick that you know will work with genuine Sanwa parts than some chink shit stick
>>243075
Thank you. I have Jdownloader but I forgot the name.
>>243075
People still use jdownloader2 after they bundled malware?
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>>242270
yt-dlp ?
>>243095
I recall that was a certain installer which did that. I can't speak for others, for myself I always seek out portable versions. JD2's was buried but I got it which side-stepped what you speak of. I then took the extra effort to dig through Advanced options to get rid of AiDS. My copy is just fine and has no gui elements for ads either..
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>>243184
They censored the nudity off a jacket and had that cuck disclaimer so anyone who bought it despite that deserves the censorship.
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>>243185
>They censored the nudity off a jacket
Post picture please.
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>>243189
What a bunch of niggers.
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>>243191
Blame the ESRB, they tend to actually look at shit like that after the whole Hot Coffee thing.
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>>243192
No. Ratings are 99% of the time a scapegoat. If the nudity warrants an M rating then take the rating, don't censor.

But since they started censoring stuff that doesn't even contain nudity >>243184 then we know the real reason is that they wanted to censor it themselves, without pressure from rating agencies.
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>>243194
>If the nudity warrants an M rating then take the rating, don't censor.
Last I checked an M rating still has some marginal impact on your addressable market.
>the real reason is that they wanted to censor it themselves
Please tell me why both ideas can't be true at the same time.
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>>243194
Speaking of Rating Agencies,
<game related
>Death Gulags
>Globohomo-style manufactured and eternally sustained ethnic conflicts for the sake of esoteric religious blood sacrifice rituals
>loli brainwashing
>human/elf/whatever experimentation turning people into abominations while conscious
>Mercy killing followed by decade long self-flagellating even though the killing was clearly justified
>Parental conflicts
<all ages rating according to the Nipponese CERO agency
How?
>>243217
because in japan they only put +18 to western games with guns
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>>243217
>never thought about the rating
>get the game out
>PEGI 12
lmao
Also that GC JP cover is pretty goofy compared to the international covers and the JP only PS2 version I never knew existed.
>>243226
No Japan's rating system is far worse than ours. You can't show tits at all, even in the highest rating. And gore has to be censored as well.
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>>243230
I know. But most guns appears on western games. And for the sole reason for a gun appearing the game rating goes up, that's why games that have a +16 in europe/america have a +18 in japan. The GTA games for example doesn't have blood in the japanese version. No blood, no tits, no dismemberment. All the fun things are not allowed it seems. But it seems that those fuckers don't care about it that much or something, because they are the ones who made those gore vore rape games with little girls.
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>>243217
Probably because it's not especially graphic when it comes to blood, plus the chibi rendering style. Most Tales games used to use blood really sparingly. CERO has also gotten more strict over the years, so the HD version (that is, the bundle with Symphonia 2) has it as a B rating. Abyss also went from All-Ages on the PS2 to an A rating on the 3DS. Same with Dragon Quest VIII, though in that case Square opted to censor the 3DS version globally to get that A rating.

>>243230
> And gore has to be censored as well.
Does it though? I mean, I know various native Japan PS2 games, like Berserk, Dororo, Shadow Hearts, and Onimusha that got away with being fairly blood with simply an additional "red triangle" grotesque content warning in addition to their CERO ratings, if from the period after CERO came to be. Did that ratings option outright disappear in more recent generations as CERO in general got stricter (that was sixth gen, after all, with much higher limits for graphical output now) and thus games actually do have to be less gory now, or do most Japanese publishers just opt to take the easy way out and censor when they don't absolutely have to?
>>243232
>or do most Japanese publishers just opt to take the easy way out and censor when they don't absolutely have to?
Tons of hentai artists bend over backwards to go overkill to censor their work. When I think of this and consider your question, I'd guess yes they'd take the easy way out. Their stuff is usual not as explicit as porn yet it must be "toned down" or removed. What I want to know is, how much power does CERO have and do violations carry a fine? If so, how much?
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>>243232
>Does it though?
Yeah, this is all the stuff forbidden by CERO, it's ridiculous.

「禁止表現」 別表3
<性表現>
1.性器及び局部(恥毛を含む)表現
2.性行為または性行為に関連する抱擁・愛撫等の表現
3.性的欲求を促進、または性的刺激を与えることを目的としている放尿、排泄等の表現
<暴力表現>
1.極端に残虐な印象を与える出血表現。
2.極端に残虐な印象を与える身体分離・欠損表現。
3.極端に残虐な印象を与える死体表現。
4.極端に残虐な印象を与える殺傷表現。
5.極端に残虐な印象を与える恐怖。
<反社会的行為表現>
1.テーマ・コンセプト上必然性の無い大量殺人・暴行を目的としている表現
2.麻薬・向精神薬等の規制薬物で、医療目的等の本来の目的以外に不正に使用される
ことを肯定する表現。
3.虐待を肯定する前提での虐待シーン表現。
4. 犯罪を賞賛、助長することを肯定する表現。
5.売春・買春等を肯定する表現、児童買春等の表現。
6.近親姦の表現、強姦及びこれに準ずる意に反する性的行為等の直接的な表現、及び
肯定する表現。
7.未成年による飲酒・喫煙表現を明確に推奨している表現。
8.自殺・自傷を肯定・推奨している表現。
9.不倫を肯定している表現。
10. 人身売買等を推奨している表現。
<言語・思想関連表現>
1.一般に放送禁止用語・差別用語・不快用語に当たる言葉については、直接並びに
間接的な表現や比喩も含み、中傷や蔑称に当たる用語の使用を禁止する。
常識の範囲内で、使用する場面及び前後の成り行きにより必要と認められる場合は
この限りではない。
2.差別を助長する表現・用語
3.実在する人物・国・国旗・人種・民族・宗教・思想・政治団体を敵視または
蔑視する表現で、なおかつ一方的に非難・中傷する表現。
<テーマ、コンセプト、システム>
必然性の無い「性」、「暴力」、「反社会的行為」、「言語・思想」の過度な取り扱い。
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>>243234
>Tons of hentai artists bend over backwards to go overkill to censor their work.
The thing about their porn censorship is that there actually aren't any rules, if the police determine it to be obscene then they can arrest someone no matter how censored it is. I guess some artists go overboard because they think that's where the safe line is, even though there isn't one.
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I don't know why they still don't remove the porn censorship. Maybe is because nobody wants to be the first one to say: "Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't put a black box on a cock,  i want to be able to see pussies"
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>>243238
I guess the same reason they don't do anything about CERO, they are complacent by nature and don't want to rock the boat. They are also lawcucks who believe the law is absolute and don't really challenge it, that's why they are so hard on piracy. In reality they should just be ignoring this censorship law.

It will definitely be the death of their porn industry though. There's more and more competition these days, so if they don't do something about the censorship they will be driven out of the market.
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>>243236
>3. Expressions of urination, excretion, etc. intended to promote sexual desire or provide sexual stimulation
Machine translations are fun sometimes
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>>243240
>it's an "I know everything about Japanese people from reading sankaku and watching random outrage porn videos" episode
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>>243240
I find it really strange that system modding out there is illegal. Or at least, that's what I heard regarding some now-defunct capture card group for the 3DS. Makes me wonder what their romhacking or fan translation scene is like, or if there even is one since that would require dumping games to digital, pirate friendly formats.

>>243236
Okay. And where's the source for that? It's not that I don't believe it; rather, I'd be curious as to what the rules were in 2004 or whenever and want to see if there's an archive that old.

>1.性器及び局部(恥毛を含む)表現
Wasn't called attention to in the game, but what do they think Arglas' "fur" was in Xenoblade?
>3.性的欲求を促進、または性的刺激を与えることを目的としている放尿、排泄等の表現
Don't Shit Your Pants confirmed for acceptable?
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>>243246
I don't know everything about them but I know Japanese and have read Japanese posts on the matter and that's the impression I get.

>>243247
And where's the source for that?
https://www.cero.gr.jp/relays/download/3/43/2/291/?file=/files/libs/291/202010162348223320.pdf
From:
https://www.cero.gr.jp/publics/index/3/#block43
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>>243248
https://web.archive.org/web/20031119192742/http://www.cero.gr.jp:80/regulation.pdf
Seems to be their original code of ethics, or at least the earliest I can find on archive. Was a mention on an archive of the main site page from late 2004 that they had been revised, so I figure that likely happens on regular enough intervals. Anyhow, if anyone wants to compare, there's a link. Content parameters seem to start on page 5.
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>>243249
Or page 6, rather, looking at it more.
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>>243246
Is cream the rabbit a name or a command?
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>>243251
I think you know.
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>>243252
I do
>>243247
Nipponese rom hacks exist, but they are retardedly hard to find as most Nips prefer to host them on their blogs or obscure web 1.0 remnants with guestbooks.
I've yet to find central repositories resembling SMWcentral, RHDNLBGTQPD or even Baddesthacks and most hacks that do exist are of the Kaizo variety because of the OG Kaizo Mayro hack and possibly the meaning of 改造 itself.
Even rankings on what I assume not to be conflict content farms are 75%-90% made up of western hacks, same with tiny autism vidya blogs centered around obscure 自作同人ゲーム。
It'll never habben because I'm retard but one day I'd like to try trannylating Crimson Echoes to Nipponese just to see how far the Squarenigger lawyers of today would go to shut it down, if Troontendo can kill Dickswords with court orders could Queer Eunuchs demand a >global ban of cs.rin.ru/the webring/halfcuck/Bittorrent/Tor/IPFS/I2P/Libretro/Linux in order to protect their sacred IP?
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Any good games to play laying down after work, for an hour or so? Preferably, games that can be played on a Vita or a 3DS.
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>>243427
I've been playing the Sonic Advance games on my vita every morning while on the toilet.
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>>243428
Can't play Sonic games anymore because of Chris-chan.
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>>243430
Lame.
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>>243430
>letting some retard affect your enjoyment of games
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>>243432
>Associating with literal trannies
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>>243435
Chris Chan also breathes air.
Maybe you should suffocate yourself.
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>>243436
>responding to some retard that lets other retards ruin shit for him
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Would you pay this prices, /v/?
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>>243234
>Tons of hentai artists bend over backwards to go overkill to censor their work. When I think of this and consider your question, I'd guess yes they'd take the easy way out. Their stuff is usual not as explicit as porn yet it must be "toned down" or removed.
>>243237
>The thing about their porn censorship is that there actually aren't any rules, if the police determine it to be obscene then they can arrest someone no matter how censored it is. I guess some artists go overboard because they think that's where the safe line is, even though there isn't one.
>>243238
>I don't know why they still don't remove the porn censorship. Maybe is because nobody wants to be the first one to say: "Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't put a black box on a cock,  i want to be able to see pussies"
Their censorship law was retarded back when they made it and it is even more retarded now that it still exists to this day.
Imagine thinking that porn magically stops being "obscene" once you just pixellate the genitals.
That law is especially obsolete now that the internet is a fucking thing, and i know japs now get the western uncensored version of their own hentai and stream those.
I could understand if the law was about censoring what was displayed on the shelves, meaning the covers that anyone can look, but the content?
Once somebody watches that shit privately in his home that's his fucking business and nobody else's, especially if he's an adult.
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>>243443
>all shovelware
Why? 

I generally only get used games in the $20 range. This is my most recent haul.
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>>243443
The USA also has book-off? Didn't know.
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>>243443
Not in the least. I do have to wonder though if they feel they can charge that much for NTSC-U games since there's more of a market here for them than possibly region locked, likely Japanese language only imports. Maybe the latter are at least cheaper due to lower demand? Though, I'm sure it also depends on where they're located in that image. Judging from their website, that's one of the Hawaii locations. Not sure what the average price of games out there are like, if those are actually competitive or not, but it still seems too high regardless.

>>243462
There are locations in a small handful of states out here, yes.
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>>243444
>posting unspoilered smut
reported, enjoy your ban
>>243232
>or do most Japanese publishers just opt to take the easy way out and censor when they don't absolutely have to?
I imagine it's very common for this to happen. The RE2 Remake had one scene where a guy gets cut in half by a sliding metal door and the Japanese version just didn't display any of the gore or blood that the other versions had. I'd imagine there is an internal toggle that makes the game comply with Japanese laws.
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>>243466
I think the majority of what he bought was super rare shovelware that either didn't sell for shit or just had a very low print run to begin with. $30 for the Cartoon Network game is batshit though.
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>>243444
I just wanted to add, that in order for something to be considered "obscene" it  depends mostly by how and where.
Imagine a married couple having sex in the provacy of their home, should that be considered obscenity?
No, because they are doing it in the privacy of their home and aren't exposing anybody else to it.
Now imagine the same couple doing the same fucking thing in the middle of the street, NOW that's when it should be considered "obscene" not because of the mere fact that they are having sex, but because they are publicy exposing themselves, even to people who shouldn't be exposed to that, like children or people who just don't want to see that shit.
Substantially, the law concerning obscenity should be treated likethe law regarding obscenity div should be treated like disturbing the peace, so it should not censor the form of expression, but simply prohibit its public display.
Once an adult allows himself the consumption of a certain type of explicit material that is sexual or bloody in nature, and does so in a private manner, it is the exact same thing as a couple having sex inside their apartment, and the government should not intrude at that point.
That's why the law is stupid in its current form, because it should protect only those who don't want to be exposed to a certain kind of material, and not prohibit its consumption by those who are mature and decide of their own volition to consume that kind of material privately.
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>>243493
>Substantially, the law concerning obscenity should be treated likethe law regarding obscenity div should be treated like disturbing the peace,
What the fuck i wrote there?
What i meant was that the law should treat "obscenity" in the same way of "disturbing the peace" so not by censoring and prohibit consumption privately but only by preventing the public display of it.
>>243493
Your arguments are sound. I think the issue is the jap gov't is a slow witted dinosaur that fears the internet. Did you know they just recently moved on from fucking floppy drives? https://archive.is/QZXcR
That aside, tin-foil hat time, I wonder if yakuza play some part in keeping the farce going. If you pay for live sex you sure as shit aren't going to be censored. Wanting these laws around protects their interests by pushing individuals to seek them out who are tired of censorship. inb4 3DPD, not everyone in JP land lusts for animu & mango. The law applies to all though.
>>243499
>I wonder if yakuza play some part in keeping the farce going
It's more the police. It gives them an excuse to arrest people and assert their authority if things are too peaceful, and the retired police officers get a cushy job as part of the committee that actually does the censorship, so they are doubly invested in its continuation.

Basically it's all about political corruption.
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>>243444
>>243499
It was the dominating porn companies in the 90s (if I remember the years correctly) that created the censorship community. It actively killed amateur work and other newcomer corporate competition. It used to a costly process, not as much nowadays.
On the other hand there is something to be said when lewd content used to be very openly sold at convenience stores and such. Not as much today, though there are still softcore stuff you can find at any conbini.
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>>243524
It's all moved to amateur and small-time work on Pixiv/Fanbox, then to other services like Fantia and Skeb after masterkike went after Pixiv. I know of at least one artist who tapped into the western fetish commission well too, though at least he's decent at it. Meanwhile studios like Passione continue to produce overcensored softcore that really only exists as a 24 minute commercial for the BD release as they have for decades, while still pushing the limits of what the government will let them get away with on AT-X at the same time.
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>Your arguments are sound. I think the issue is the jap gov't is a slow witted dinosaur that fears the internet. Did you know they just recently moved on from fucking floppy drives? 
I think it is more about the fact that nobody actually challenged that law by formally asking the governmenf for a reform of it.
It almost feels to me that they are too ashamed to do something, like:
< "What would people think of me if i start a petition for the government to change this law? They'll surely think i am some kind of horny pervert!"
>>243499
>That aside, tin-foil hat time, I wonder if yakuza play some part in keeping the farce going. If you pay for live sex you sure as shit aren't going to be censored.
I know you are joking there, but it is certainly not a "tin foil" paranoid thing to acknowledge that corruption exists, your theory could very well be possible.
>>243501
>It's more the police. It gives them an excuse to arrest people and assert their authority if things are too peaceful, and the retired police officers get a cushy job as part of the committee that actually does the censorship, so they are doubly invested in its continuation.
>Basically it's all about political corruption.
That's another reason Japs need to wake up and do something about it, not only because the government shouldn't have a say in what adult people should be able to look at and what not, but because the law could also be used as an excuse to arrest people discriminately.
How nobody to this day never put any actual effort to challenge this obsolete crap to this day is beyond me.
Is piracy in general no longer massively  plagued by malware or other viruses? Most games that are cracked seem clean(fingers crossed I don’t run into an issue) and most media can easily be found in high premium quality easily compared to almost a decade ago where private trackers were necessary to get that kind of stuff. I know sought after programs such as photoshop or pro versions of programs are at risk but even then, they can be found clean. 

Can it be trusted? What about people that crack games, what’s their endgame?
>>243759
I doubt it's all safe, considering the rise of bitcoin miners has introduced a financial incentive to infect other PCs.
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>>243759
I've pirated shit nonstop for nearly three decades and never had a single issue anon, just make sure you're getting it from somewhere with a comment section with real people commenting and don't download anything brand new.  Just let everyone else vet it for you.  For games all you really have to do is go to cs rin ru anyway.  There is no reason to go to some fake fitgirl repack site or fake group direct download site instead of there.  If something can't be found there I'll fall back to GGn (which is private but incredibly easy to maintain an account on after you're in), but I haven't had to do that in years.
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>>243760
I have been seen people claim that a miner might be in use during installation but it was speculation 
>>243764
True, that’s the only site I use to grab games or repacker official sites like dodi or fitgirl. I have run into adware back then but you’re right I just avoid new programs. Is there a guaranteed safe site like rin but for pc software? I used allpcworld but it can be sketchy apparently
>>243759
Scene releases were pretty much always safe and if you got something repacked with malware that's on you really.
>What about people that crack games, what’s their endgame?
The scene is a sort of competition, release first get cred. I don't expect much from those quarters anymore though since the fags that actually cracked things are retirement age at this point so I mostly end up with verifiable GOG installers.
>>243769
>the only site I use to grab games or repacker official sites like dodi or fitgirl
If you let middlemen mess with the files on purpose it really shouldn't surprise you if you run into things that shouldn't be there.
>>243769
>Is there a guaranteed safe site like rin but for pc software?
No idea, I'd like to know that myself.  It's going to be harder and harder to just Google and find real shit what with pajeet spam, LLM generation and Google continuing to gut itself.
I just learned Skyrim has niggers. How could i have missed this? I played it around a year ago and i did a few sidequests but then rushed the main quests. How the fuck did i manage to miss an entire race and i guess continent? I dont fucking know. All i know is that Skyrim and Oblivion apparently has niggers (Redguards)
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>>243775
Morrowind (and I think the older games too) also had redguards anon. I think you might have mental issues, although being able to ignore niggers or erase them from memory might be considered a perk.
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>>243775
They exist in all TES games, and TES VI will most likely be set in their continent.
>>243776
To be fair in skrodim bethesda didn't make 90% of the populations of a supposedly white(nord) country into niggers(redgaurds), like ((( they'd ))) do today. From what little I remember of it you don't really run into many-if any- niggers in skyrim in the main story.
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>>243769
>I have been seen people claim that a miner might be in use during installation but it was speculation 
That'd be the most polite form of malware I've ever heard of, and I wouldn't really be able to care less if it were true. Me paying 0.6 cents electricity extra once while installing something, in return for cracking services seems like a fair deal. But I very much doubt that would provide any returns for the malware spreader, so I doubt they wouldn't just infect your PC normally if they were going to bother in the first place.
>>243778
skyrim was released in 2011 anon, when they do TES VI every single character will be a shitskin
 is slay the spire good?
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>>243775
Holy shit you are retarded.
>>243888
No
>>243443
>$1K+
>for bubsy 2 and jaguar games
I feel physical pain just looking at this.
I'm looking for SNES or a Genesis cyberpunk/urban JRPG, there is a scene where the party leaves the sewer and they have to fight a group punks, they have mohawks, a chibi cop helps the party and after the battle the party has to fight the cop, the cop has a larger detailed sprite during the battle similar to FF4.
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>>244518
I swear that's a scene in EarthBound but I can't remember exactly where.
>>244158
I don't know for certain myself since I haven't played them, but that sounds like it could be either of the Shadowrun games. The Genesis and Nintendon't versions are different games, so you would have to look over both.
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>>244177
Nah those aren't JRPGs and have no scene like that.
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>>244177
It wasn't Shadowrun, the combat was identical to FF, one side had chibi sprites,the other had detailed sprites.
>>243427
monster hunter 4u or generations are pretty fun. 
Shame that nintendo shut down the servers a few weeks back so you cant play multiplayer anymore
>>244158
Was it one of the SaGa games?
How often do most of you torrent without using a vpn? Never in my twenty years of torrenting did I ever get shit for downloading things until recently where I got a dmca notice from my isp. Last thing I downloaded were a bunch of recently released films so that was the cause. are isps enforcing copyright notices heavily now or did I finally get unlucky?
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>>244346
Back in Eastern Europe, no need for VPNs. Now that I am in Japan, I got the cheapest one possible. Was a bit of a mistake, since it has no port forwarding. It was mostly still okay, though. When it expires this winter, I will change to AirVPN probably.
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